SPACEBALLS: THE HAIKU PAGE
Wait, let's try again...
It's SPACEBALLS: THE HAIKU PAGE!
The kids love this one.
Just touch Vespa's hair
And she will go mad and push
The Berserk Button
Go Ludicrous Speed
In order to get Lone Starr
Too fast! Gone to plaid.
—Shukmeister
One two three four five?
That's the same combination
That's on my luggage!
—Lingo Maniac 88
Vespa, come to me.
Daddy, is it really you?
Yes, dear. Would I lie?
Lone Starr will be ours.
Spaceball One is closing in.
Fire on one, two...wait!
How many Assholes
Do we have? I knew it I'm
Surrounded By Assholes!
The movie's done, we'll
Be back in Spaceballs Two: The
Search For More Money!
And there's only one
Man who would dare give me the
Raspberry. Lone Starr!
Very impressive,
Lone Starr. Too bad this isn't
The Wide World of Sports.
Metamorphosis
Complete. Spaceball One has now
Become...Mega Maid.
He got the up side.
I got the down side. There's two
Sides to every Schwartz.
I have my coffee
I'm ready to watch radar.
Switch to teleview!
Spaceballs: The T-Shirt
Spaceballs: The Coloring Book
Spaceballs: The Lunch Box
Spaceballs: The Poets
Spaceballs: The Poetry Page
Spaceballs: The Haiku
What is going on?
Uh-oh, Mega Maid has just
Switched from suck to blow!
