Funny / Thew's Awesome Transformers Reviews

• During the Bumblebee Brouhaha Thew pushes a little too hard on Animated Bumblebee's head and it falls off causing him to scream
• During the outtakes for Armada Jetfire when he's firing the Requiem Blaster at Orguss the third hit hits just the right spot to cause the figure to do a faceplant
• CLEAR
• Oh Arcee!
• In his review for FOC Shockwave he compares his in game voice to the announcer for the G1 cartoon leading to the following skit
  Megatron: Shockwave! Status report?
  Shockwave: It is the year 2012. The treacherous Decepticons, lead by the maniacal Megatron have-
  Megatron: SHOCKWAVE! Shut your invisible mouth and get moving! We are losing B!
• The Autobots find Kup's corpse
  Optimus: Good GOD! What HAPPENED here, man?
  Perceptor: From the looks of his injuries, I'd say this poor soul was DRAINED of his very LIFE ESSENCE by some kind of... MUTATED TARANTULA VAMPIRE!
  Optimus: Stay frosty, gang. There could be more of them...
  Perceptor: Unlikely, sir. Judgin by its condition, I'd say the body has lain here... DESSICATED and MUMMIFIED, SCORCHED by the QUINTUPLE SUNS, for at least... SIX HUNDRED YEARS!
  Optimus: Good GOD!
• Convoy wins! Fatality!
• On the "heavy, pervading insanity" of Beast Machines Triceradon:
  Thew: And of course, eye-ticulation. What's up with that?
  You just touch his little nose-horn and his eye looks right at you.
  And then this tiny voice says:
  Tiny voice: (over close-up of eye looking straight at the camera) I see you... I always see you... (eye rolls into the back of Triceradon's head) UUUUUEEEEEAAARRRGGGGHHHH
  Thew: So funny.
• The formation of Menasor
  Motormaster: All right, you li'l DWEEBS, initialize combination sequence on my mark!
  Drag Strip: woot.
  Wildrider: woot.
  Dead End: woot.
  Breakdown: woot.
  Motormaster: Ready, and...
  Menasor: SOOO BIG!
  Caption: PERSONALITY CLASHED
  Menasor: ow! my stability!
• During Knockoff Beatdown 4, he reviews several knockoff Masterpiece figures he'd bought to fill out his collection. While he still doesn't condone buying them over the real deal if it's readily available and prepares them for a titular beatdown... he can't help but hold back a bit.
  • Also from Beatdown 4, his reaction to the Roadbot Warrior; he can barely remain composed long enough to introduce the toy itself.
• When reviewing a test shot of a third party rendition of Blaster named Transistor, he accidentally breaks a finger off during the transformation when trying to ball them up tight enough to fit into a cavity. Eventually, he comments that there was enough space to do it without messing with them much, and slowly turns towards the toy as the screen tints black and white and a low droning noise builds.
• A blooper at the end of his review for CW Sky Lynx reveals that a previous take had some #NaturalLightProblems that made it look as if the sun had gotten about a million miles closer.
• Thew wrote and sang a song about how to tell which weapon belonged to which part of Rail Racer
• He mentions how there's a gap inside the chest of War For Cybertron Siege Optimus Prime
  Optimus Prime: It is to you old friend... I shall pass... NOOOOOOTTTTHHHHIIIINNNNGGGG!
• During his Bludgeon review he replaces the usual metallic music he uses during the transformations with calm peaceful music. His reasoning? "Bludgeon is a sword-wielding robo-tank psychopath warrior with a skull for a face. He's metal enough already"
• The crowning moment of his Dammit Open! for February 1, 2021: Thew spends 3 whole minutes of the video (and given the cuts, probably far longer) uncontrollably losing it due to the most unlikely way he and Thomas the Tank Engine cross over. It needs to be seen to be believed.
  • His anecdote that Chris McFeely of The Transformers: The Basics web series fame accidentally pissed off the adult fanbase of Thomas on Twitter the day before...by expressing surprise that there is an adult fanbase at all and there's ongoing drama.
• What does Thew do in Knockoff Beatdown: Christmassacre when he thinks a knockoff isn't actually bad enough to destroy? Give that honour to one of his many Galaxy Shifters, since they're all so boring and similar its all they're good for.
  • He describes an upscaled Reveal the Shield Megatron in gaudy purple and gold colours as "What if Megatron was purple and even sassier?" Then he abruptly remembers that Galvatron exists.