Funny / No Hard Feelings

• Maddie gripes to Gabe about how newcomers are moving into her home and displacing her and asks if he knows how that feels. Gabe is Native American.
• Maddie gives Percy a ride home in her borrowed windowless van, which contains several tools. Percy understandably panics and maces her. Twice.
• Maddie and Percy go skinny dipping and have their clothes stolen. Maddie charges out of the water completely naked and beats up the thieves.
• Maddie runs into an old high school friend. She doesn't remember him until he mentions he had sex with their Spanish teacher. They got married.
• At the Princeton party:
  • Maddie's entire encounter with a couple of teen boys who tried to hit on her. She lied that she's in her early 20s and became annoyed when the boys still thought she's "old as fuck". She told them to go "fuck each other" as an insult, but realized she's out of her depth when the teens took out their phones and recorded her, accusing her of being a homophobic bully. Amusingly, they were still seen in the background recording her even after she lost interest entertaining them.
  • Maddie goes around looking for Percy and is annoyed to find the other teens just being on their phones or doing other mundane activities.
    Maddie: Doesn’t anyone fuck anymore?!
• Jodie appears at Maddie’s house to make good on his threat to raise her property taxes, only for her to tell him she already sold the house. After he looks defeated, he asks if he can use her bathroom to go number two, and she just shuts the door in his face.

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