Emma demonstrating how Adam drunkenly swung his penis the night before. He just sits there looking like an idiot from sheer embarrassment.
During the Sex Montage between Emma and Adam, it eventually cuts to Mindy Kaling's character muttering to herself, "I am single as fuck" in the most exasperated voice ever.
"It'll be like Sideways, except you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid!" "You mean I can't get laid?".
"Did you just give a girl a balloon because she slept with you?"
-eating a cupcake- "There's a crimescene going on in my paaants!"
