- When the team confronts Calvin about trying to sabotage Alex's school president campaign:Jamal: What the heck is your problem? Why can't you just play fair?Calvin: Save it for the Boy Scouts, Opie.
- After Jamal learns that his grandma is writing her will:Jamal: Aren't you supposed to do that when you're dead?Grandma Cece: That would be pretty difficult, don't you think?
- Anytime Rob dances with his arms, legs and head flailing all over the place. This is lampshaded in his final episode when Jamal suggests that they all "Do the Rob!"
Funny / Ghostwriter