- Kurono trying to avoid thinking Emo thoughts to stop Robo Rock Lee from killing himKurono: Think non Emo thoughts...Think non Emo thoughts....(Fantasies about chaining up Kishimoto) HEH! The most non emo thought imaginable!Robo Rock Lee: EMO SIGNAL LOST!Kurono: (Sees Kishimoto's boobs censored with a woman with a Hitler Mustache) Oh goddamn it Quadruple A! You're the cause of all my pain and suffering!Robo Rock Lee: EMO SIGNAL REGAINED! PREPARING TERMINATION!
- The Thomas Aquinas debate as Nishi is brutally killed in episode 10. Also, all 3 "happy thought" songs later on in the episode, especially Katou's Star Trek-themed one.
- "Keiii Kurono! Keiii Kurono! I kicked all... their asses... and fucked all... their moms!"
- The entirety of the red haired thug trying to threaten a rival gang with his Gantz gun. Culminating in....
NOTE: THE RED HEADED STEPCHILD NEVER RECEIVED A FUNERAL.
- From Episode 17:Kato: Gantz fighters roll call! I'm Kato!Kishimoto: I'm Kishimoto.Kurono: I'm Kurono! And we're the K...Kishimoto: K...Kato: K!Kurono: We've got to think of a better team name.
- The following bit from the finale:Hojo: Who are you to decide that [Sakuraoka]'s a main character and I'm not?Kurono: Well, I've got a clean driving record, I was student of the week that one time, and oh yeah, I'm the guy who just made a fifty foot monster his bitch!
Funny / Gantz Abridged