Funny / Full Frontal Nerdity

• "It's like we tried to cure a zombie by locking it in a room full of normal people!"
• ... and then my players tried to eat the corpse to hide the evidence! And because I'd established that the royal court's stats suffer from inbreeding, it only took them two intelligence checks to convince them the princess had been eaten by land piranha! Subjecting plots to them is like giving children to a daycare run by the Manson family!
• Frank finally gets his players to cower in fear by showing them a YouTube video, proving that rats can crawl into a house via toilet.
• Lewis attempts to carve a jack-o-lantern with text boxes as if he's a player character narrating to the GM about what he's trying to do.
• The conclusion to their Giant Mecha campaign.
  Lewis: But we needed more points to get the homing magic missiles and cluster fireballs.
  Frank: Oh, right. Firing those at point blank range while flailing your wrist-stumps was where your strategy really took off.
• Creator Aaron Williams' version of a WMG on the nature of Knight Rider.
• The group, as pirates, are transporting Sealed Evil in a Can (the can being a little girl), who has a spell on her that makes her invulnerable. Lewis concocts a brilliant plan.
  Frank: Let Me Get This Straight...: you want to use an invulnerable comatose girl as a two-handed weapon?
• Shawn's webcam will be snuck into E3 by being disguised...
  Nelson: We'll pass you off as a prototype toy for an as-yet unreleased Transformers/Pokémon anime.
  Shawn: (the webcam now has Pikachu ears and tail, along with an Autobot logo on the side) Pika-pika and roll out.

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