Funny / Eek! The Cat

• Scooter's denial that what Bill invented was a wheel.
  Bill: How do you know it's not a wheel, anyway? I just invented it!
• In one episode, Sharky used Eek's check to bar the door. It's one of those large checks, and Eek won a million dollars. But then the door opened, shredding the check.
• Scooter invents the washing machine in their first episode. He asks Bill to give him his clothes. Bill's reaction is priceless.
• The entire episode "Fists of Furry". From the spoof of Power Rangers to an appearance by Fabio.
  ...must...survive...to...watch...Melrose Place...
• This exchange:
  Eek: But why, Sharky? Why would you and your friends want to make the biggest cheeseburger ever eaten?
  Sharky: (with Balloon Belly) makes a series of dog noises
  Eek: Well I guess when you put it like that, it makes sense.
• In The Unbearable Lightness of Being Scooter, Scooter accidentally inflates himself by putting his mouth into an air pump and he inflates at least ten times his size.
  Bill: Scooter, what have you done to yourself? You look awful! Go on a diet!
• In "Misereek", Eek chases the meatball down the street. When he comes to the curb, he tells himself, "Always look both ways before crossing the street" because you might get hit by a car. Cue an airplane coming down the street.
• In "Bearz 'n the Hood", Eek gets on a bus and tries to make conversation with the man next to him.
  Eek: Mrow.
  Man: I must warn you, I have a dancing police dog named Josephine, and the clowns watch me wherever I go. (He laughs maniacally and puts a paper bag over his head)
  • Eek gets flattened by an escalator saving a baby's teddy bear.
  Baby: Thank you.
  Eek: (in pain) You're welcome.
• In "Thundersaurus Wrecks", Bill and Scooter have built a car, but forgotten the wheels. Scooter is confused when it refuses to start.
  Bill: (deadpan) Oh, please. Slow down. The wind is messing up my hair.