- Scooter's denial that what Bill invented was a wheelBill: How do you know it's not a wheel, anyway? I just invented it!
- In one episode, Sharky used Eek's check to bar the door. It's one of those large checks, and Eek won a million dollars. But then the door opened, shredding the check.
- Scooter invents the washing machine in their first episode. He asks Bill to give him his clothes. Bill's reaction is priceless.
- "I like girls".
- The entire episode 'Fists of Furry'. From the spoof of 'Power Rangers' to an appearance by Fabio....must...survive...to...watch...Melrose Place...
- This exchange:Eek: But why, Sharky? Why would you and your friends want to make the biggest cheeseburger ever eaten?
- In The Unbearable Lightness of Being Scooter, Scooter accidentally inflates himself by putting his mouth into an air pump and he inflates at least ten times his size.Bill: Scooter, what have you done to yourself? You look awful! Go on a diet!
Funny / Eek! The Cat