Funny / Cinematic Titanic

• From East Meets Watts:
  • When Larry first gets off his ship:
    Thug: Go back to China!
    Trace: But I'm from Sweden!
  • The group Spit Take, especially when Josh has bad aim and spits all over the back of Frank's head.
  • Wei Chin: Why look so puzzled, my brother?
    Trace: Because you used to sit on my head and make Lo Mein farts?
    *Cue Frank and Mary absolutely losing it*
• From The Alien Factor:
  • Quoth Mary Jo, "Torgo Music just doesn't work without Torgo."
  • After Ben and the mayor find an alien that gives Ben its dying message via telepathy:
    Mayor: Are you all right?
    Trace: No! I just got purple mind porked by an alien! No, I'm not all right!
  • After Pete has a chat with Mary Jane:
    Trace: That was a date. I was on an actual date! Whahahaha- *Pete looks down* Uh oh...
    *Cue Frank again absolutely losing it*
  • When Zachary is fighting the Lemoid, which looks like a giant energy lizard.
    Mary Jo: Okay, okay, I'll switch to Geico!
  • When the kids playing with a ball appear onscreen.
    Trace: Childhood syphilis can happen to anyone...
• From Danger on Tiki Island
  • When Esteban tells the story of how his wife died.
    Esteban: She developed a fever-
    Frank: (Barely containing laughter) For the flavor of Pringles!
  • The continuation of the Running Gag from MST3K wherein a Jump Scare is often met with the riffers shouting "Surprise!" and singing Happy Birthday.
  • Frank makes a "chum" pun when someone is buried at sea, and the audience barely reacts. He complains: "Come on!"
  • When the blonde lady faces the monster as he eyes her prior to ravaging her, Mary Jo: "Oh, she's thinking about it..."
• From the very end of The Oozing Skull, when a brain is held up to the camera:
  "Want some? Mwahahahaha!"