Fairy Godmother: Folderall and fiddle-dee-dee. Figgledy, faggledy, foddle, all the dreamers in the world are . . .dizzy in the noodle! In the '50s and '90s versions, she looks like HA, how's that for brilliant.
The "Stepsisters' Lament," in which Cinderella's stepsisters jealously ask why Prince Christopher would prefer "a girl who's merely lovely" over them.
1957 version
One of the women seen during "The Prince is Giving a Ball" exclaims, "I wish I hadn't married Sam!"
During the preparations for the ball, the queen goes around cleaning things with a feather duster. Including her husband. And the camera.
"I want the wine of my country! I want the wine of my country! I want the wine of my country! The wine of my country is beer!"
1965 version
When the stepsisters practice curtseying for the prince, Prunella's knees make a cricking sound. The stepmother reminds her to rub "unicorn oil" on them, but Prunella sheepishly admits, "I did."
1997 version
Jason Alexander. Just...Jason Alexander.
The scene at the castle where they're preparing for the ball.
Lionel: Don't worry, your Majesties! He'll meet someone tonight, I can feel it in my bones!
Queen Constantina: You'll feel it in your bones if he doesn't. (hits the ladder and Lionel falls off. The king and the queen look back and then walk off.)
The whole getting-ready-for-the-ball scene. "We hide our flaws until after the wedding!"
Whoopi Goldberg's squeaking.
The stepmother flirting with Lionel at the ball.
Stepmother: Look at you, that manly physique, those handsome chiseled features, that wonderful full head... of skin. Lionel: No touching, please. (Later) Lionel: You know, I do wish there was something between us. Stepmother: Really? Lionel: Yes. A continent!
Lionel having to speed things up when presenting women to the prince.
The stepmother trying on the slipper.
And the dialog prior.
Lionel: Are there any other young women in the house? Stepmother: (high-pitched voice) How young? Lionel: Younger than you.
When the spell to turn the pumpkin into a carriage fails.
Fairy Godmother: What's the matter with me? I only do it every 600 years.
When writing the decree for the ball:
Queen Constantina: His royal highness, Christopher Rupert
Windymere Vladmyr Carl Alexander Francois Reginald Lancelot Herman
Lionel: Herman?
Queen Constantina: Herman. Gregory James *spoken* He'll thank us for this later
Is giving a ball!
"Who dances in glass shoes?"
Christopher telling his mother to cancel the ball.
Queen: What would we tell everyone?
Christopher: Tell them you went behind my back and you're very ashamed of yourself.
2013 Version
When Sebastian the evil regent says that the prince should distract the commoners from their woes (namely, Sebastian stealing their property) by having a royal wedding, Topher points out he doesn't know any girls.
"I went to an all-boys school in the woods. And then an all-boys university on an island." (Beat) "Why did you do that to me?"
