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- Joan of Arc's crucifix. Constance Mozart has to coax her through the door with it. Even after that, she can barely hold the 7-foot thing, and the other inmates have to duck as she swings it around while looking for a place to put it.
- And after getting it to her seat, Joan of Arc, the famed saint and military leader, acts like a child when the other inmates advise her to put it away for their safety.
- This Running Gag:Woman in Armor: Gertrude Stein / Looks like a swine!Woman with Notebook: Joan of Arc / Died in the dark!
- Gertrude Stein helplessly trying to read out the minutes as Susan B. Anthony just skips them entirely, much to the other inmates' relief.
- In some productions, after Stein moves Anthony should be impeached, the entire room will raise their hands, but Anthony will still dismiss it.
- The girls' frustration due to their lack of lighters while smoking:Woman in Safari Outfit: I hate— Agh! (she snubs out her cigarette violently). What I hate is, I hate cigarettes without matches! That's what I hate! It's so... so...Woman Who Plays Records: You're absolutely right, darling. Smoking's just not de same ven you can't have smoke.
- Pearl White struggling to read the report due to simply just not knowing what the words are. The gag goes on so long, the other inmates start to get frustrated too.Girl in Gossamer Dress: ...by their (hesitantly) accompanist...?Woman in Safari Outfit: (exasperated) Piano player, honey!
- Amelia Earhart, in all her Deadpan Snarker-ness.Woman with Gavel: Will someone please answer Miss Earhart's idiotic question: "How do we know the Men's Ward is going to attack?"(various "we simply know"s)Woman with Gavel: (smiling in triumph). Well. I trust that answers your question.Woman in Aviatrix's Outfit: (smiling back). Oh, yes. Yes, thank you. Indeed it does.
