(A cop in "Smoked Pork," the opening skit on Body Count) "It's not my job to help your fuckin' ass out. Right now my job is eatin' these doughnuts."
(Skit in which Ice-T is interviewed by a writer for a Heavy Metal magazine) "I just don't...feel your music." "Feel this!" [gunshots]
"Damn, I felt that...you know, actually, I did feel that last album, come to think about it..." [more gunshots]
"You don't like our music, go buy that fuckin' Hootie & the Blowfish album, you think I give a fuck?"
From "KKK Bitch" on Body Count: "So what we really tryin' to say is Body Count loves everybody. We love Mexican girls, Black girls, Oriental girls. It really don't matter, if you from Mars, and you got a pussy, we will fuck you, you know, that's all we're sayin', word."
"Institutionalized 2014" in which Ice T goes insane over first world problems. These are: his wife getting between him and his Xbox, having trouble getting into his email account (and his conversation with customer support) and being lectured by a vegan.
