Urban Eds is an Ed, Edd n Eddy Troll Fic written by Yunaman. It is famous for its strange plot, overly-detailed sex scenes, and even stranger ending. The plot of the story is that the Eds, now a few years older, are in the city and they have heard that Nazz has since become a whore who gives blowjobs at a local club. They go to said club to get blowjobs from her, and then her pacemaker blows up, killing everyone in the city.
It can be read here.
- Bouncer: Johnny 2x4 is one.
- Costume Porn: It is very reminiscent of My Immortal in its descriptions of the clothes the Eds are wearing.
- Fantastic Drug: The "Blue Cauchemar"
- Gorn: Nazz castrates Double D for no reason whatsoever.
- Kill Em All: Nazz's pacemaker destroys the entire city, killing everyone.
- Major Injury Underreaction: The Blue Cauchemar causes Eddy to foam at the mouth, convulse, and cough up chunks of blood and his own liver. Besides being a little dizzy, he's perfectly fine after all of this.
- Unconventional Cocktail: The Blue Cauchemar is made out of vodka, jin, Budweiser, processed cocaine, hallucinogenic mushrooms, bleach, hydrogen peroxide, a tullip, strawberries, chunks of horse meat, anti-freeze, sugar and volcanic dust.