Fun with Leon and Ashley is a Crack Fic of Resident Evil 4. The plot is basically a Theme Park Version of the game where Leon is a bad mouthed, self-absorbed Jerkass who gets an erection even from thinking of himself. Yeah, Out of Character is the whole premise of the story.
This fanfic contains examples of:
- Insane Troll Logic: Leon claims that Ashley is still a virgin because she's "a fucking whore".
- Jerkass: Leon constantly insults everyone and spends a good deal of the story being naked and making love to himself.
- Rasputinian Death: In the end, Leon is shot more than twenty times by the merchant, Ada, and Luis, and Ashley delivers a nasty Groin Attack to him.
- Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?: Averted. Leon kills both Saddler and Salazar without a second thought.