Fun with Leon and Ashley
is a Crack Fic of Resident Evil 4. The plot is basically a Theme Park Version of the game where Leon is a bad mouthed, self-absorbed Jerkass who gets an erection even from thinking of himself. Yeah, Out of Character is the whole premise of the story.
This fanfic contains examples of:
- A Date with Rosie Palms: Leon passionately makes love with himself.
- Anatomically Impossible Sex: Read above.
- Insane Troll Logic: Leon, quite often.Leon: "Yeah, you know why you're still a virgin Ashley? Because you're a fucking whore!"
- Jerkass: Leon constantly insults everyone and spends a good deal of the story being naked and making love to himself.
- Out of Character: In fact, it's the whole premise of the story.
- Rasputinian Death: In the end, Leon is shot more than twenty times by the merchant, Ada, and Luis, and Ashley delivers a nasty Groin Attack to him.
- Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?: Averted. Leon kills both Saddler and Salazar without a second thought.
