If Double Trouble are the crooks of the day, all drinking values are to be doubled (don't die).
If Eartha Brute is the crook of the day, make sure each shot you take fills your entire mouth before swallowing.
Take one shot if the crook steals something far too big for someone to physically lift.
Take another shot if it was something truly ridiculous (a body of water, a landmass, a country's entire population of a certain animal, anything intangible, etc.)
Take one shot if a contestant's first name is unfamiliar to you.
Take one shot if Greg questions a contestant about a name that he's unfamiliar with.
Take one shot every time someone says "Acme".
On that note, take a second shot if someone mentions an Acme Net other than Acme Crimenet or Acme Bug Net.
Take one shot if a contestant mispronounces the name of a location.
Take one shot if Greg says "All of our answers have been verified by National Geographic World", and is backed up by Rockapella.
Take one shot if there's an animated clue (the phone tap doesn't count).
Take one shot if you correctly answer a question.
Take two shots if a contestant holds their answer sign upside-down.
Take one shot if the crook appears on the map after a question is answered.
Take two shots if you realize that a question contains outdated information.
Take one shot if all three contestants fail to correctly answer a question.
Take one shot if during the Lightning Round, two contestants answer incorrectly, allowing the third to get it by process of elimination.
Take another shot if the third contestant asks Greg to repeat the answer choices.
Take one shot if Rockapella sings a clue.
Take two shots if anyone else (non-animated) sings or dances, with or without Rockapella.
Take one shot if any crook other than Carmen or the crook of the day is seen or mentioned. Props that are regularly on seen on the set don't count, as well as the stamp of Vic the Slick that can be seen during the home viewer contest.
Take two shots if it's Double Trouble.
Take a big mouthful of a shot if it's Eartha Brute.
Take one shot if someone or something passes through the window in Greg's office.
Take one shot if anyone from Rockapella is not wearing their usual garb. Take only one shot, regardless of how many members are wearing different clothes. If they portray an alternate character, such as Mrs. Pumpkin-Klanger, drink anyway.
Take one shot if someone mentions a Rockapella member by their actual name.
Take two shots if the Chief appears outside of her office.
Take one shot if the Chief's office sketch involves a camera or audio trick.
Take two shots if there is no office sketch.
Take one shot if the Chief tells Greg to leave her office.
Down your drink if anyone else tells Greg to leave.
Take two shots if there is no phone tap between Carmen and the crook of the day.
Take one shot if Carmen insults the crook during the phone tap.
Take one shot if the Chief mentions a family member of hers or talks about when she was a little chieflet.
Take one shot if the Chief speaks to or mentions Lemke.
Take one shot if someone who isn't a regular cast member, contestant or audience member, makes an appearance.
Take two shots if Greg leaves the set and goes behind the scenes.
Take two shots if the bonus round map is shown during the first round.
Take one shot if someone associates Top Grunge with anything to do with filth or his poor hygiene (including himself).
Take one shot if someone associates Vic the Slick with polyester or his bad taste in clothes (including himself).
Take one shot if someone associates Wonder Rat with cheese (including himself).
Take one shot if Kneemoi or Sarah Nade's hair changes colors.
Take one shot if Greg and the Chief pass an item to each other through the TV.
Take one shot if there's a tie at the end of round.
Take a second shot if it necessitates a tiebreaker.
Take a shot if the Chief misses getting the world ball through the hoop.
Round 2 - Jailtime Challenge
Take one shot if the Chief speaks to Walter during one of her scenes.
Take two shots if there's a board malfunction of any sort during the round.
Take one shot if Rockapella uses a creative name for the loot. Don't take any additional sips if they repeat the same name.
Take two shots if Rockapella says "Go (contestant's name)!" when they uncover the loot.
Take one shot if Rockapella says anything else silly when nothing is uncovered.
Take one shot if a contestant picks an empty location that had already been uncovered on a previous turn.
Down your drink if a contestant uncovers the loot, warrant and crook all in one turn, but out of sequence. note There were a few Season 1 episodes which didn't restrict the order that the clues had to be found in, meaning that a few contestants actually won the round despite finding the clues in the "wrong" order. If that's the case, ignore this rule.
Take one shot if fewer than seven different spaces were uncovered before the crook got arrested.
Round 3 - Bonus Round
Take two shots if the contestant who won the Jailtime Challenge is left-handed when they write down their trip.
Take two shots if someone other than the crook phones in after the Jailtime Challenge.
Take one shot if a contestant places a marker on a wrong location during the bonus round.
Take another shot if the contestant leaves the marker behind and Greg anxiously has to tell them to "try again".
Take two shots if Greg tells the contestant to go to a country that either no longer exists, or now goes by a different name.
Take a shot if the contestant sets down a marker just as the buzzer goes off.
Take another shot if they were correct.
Down your drink if Carmen gets captured.
Down a second drink if it was on the Africa map.
Take a shot if something unusual happens during the bonus round (the light breaks off of a marker, the contestant trips, etc.).
Down two drinks if the contestant got no correct answers during the bonus round
Take two shots if Rockapella sings another song after the credits have finished.