With how often the stories in MSA take a wild twist, there's plenty of room for your liver to be twisted in the process of drinking to their absurdities.
- Take a sip if the story is told by a female protagonist.
- Take a sip if the protagonist comes from a rich family.
- Take a sip if the story has a romantic (sub)plot for the protagonist.
- Take a sip if the protagonist has an Animesque design.
- Take a sip if the protagonist is offered ice cream or shakes by someone.
- Take a sip if a line of shock is delivered with Dull Surprise.
- Take a sip if a Love Triangle develops.
- Take a sip if the protagonist is Too Dumb to Live.
- Take a sip if the love interest is a Jerk with a Heart of Gold.
- Take two sips if the story is told by a male protagonist.
- Take two sips if the protagonist gains a Broken Pedestal for someone by the end.
- Take two sips if the love interest turns out to be Living a Double Life.
- If the story has a male protagonist, take two sips if the girls are voiced by females.
- Take two sips if the story has an And the Adventure Continues ending.
- If the story is from after 2020, take a shot if the protagonist does something illegal.
- Take a shot if the protagonist says Please Subscribe to Our Channel in the middle of the story.
- Down the bottle if no romance happens whatsoever.
