With any luck, by the time you're through these you'll have developed Pickles-level tolerance to alcohol. Or, it'll be time for a liver transplant. Either way, stay away from the tequila.
The Show
Take a drink when...- ...Someone dies or is injured.
- Take two drinks if it's deliberately instigated by Dethklok's special effects.
- Take an extra drink when it's that one character design that gets killed all the time.
- ...Murderface mentions piss.
- Take two drinks if he pees on something inappropriate.
- ...Crozier suggests killing Dethklok.
- ...Ravenwood describes a prophetic vision.
- ...and take another if it proves false.
- ...Offdensen gets in a fight.
- ...Someone pukes.
- ...Someone says "brutal".
- ...Murderface goes into a profanity-riddled tirade.
- ...Nathan screams.
- ...Pickles says "douchebag".
- ...Toki sings a song.
- Take two if it's a different character.
- ...Dr. Rockso mentions cocaine.
- ...Something/someone Toki loves dies.
- ...Toki mentions/interacts with a cute animal.
- ...Skwisgaar disparages Toki's guitar playing.
- ...Skwisgaar silently practices guitar while the band is having a conversation.
- ...The Tribunal presenter of the day has more than five syllables in his name.
- ...There's a guitar bleep.
- ...Murderface has his pants down/off.
- ...There's tits.
- ...Someone says "dildo" or "jack-off".
- ...Skwisgaar mangles a word.
- ...Skwisgaar or Toki call Pickles "Pickle".
The Music
Take a drink when...- ...Nathan uses the word "death"/"die"/"murder"/"kill".
- ...Nathan swears.
- Good luck getting through "Face Fisted".
- ...The rhythm guitars harmonize.
- ...A non-doubled guitar harmonizes with the rhythm guitar line.
- ...More than four guitars play at once (count doubled guitar lines as one guitar).
- ...A lead line is doubled.
- ...There's clean vocals.
- ...There's a reverse-cymbal sound effect.
- ...A song leaves out or significantly changes a part that was in the episode version.
- ...A song is significantly slower than the episode version.
- ...A song enters an odd time signature.
- ...A song's length is within a few seconds of 4:20.
- ...The drums play blast beats.
- ...A song has two different guitar solos.
- ...A song is in a tuning other than C.
