- Take a drink when someone gets hit in the groin.
- If you're playing along with "Head Gut/Butt or Groin", take a drink if you're wrong.
- If one of the videos is a child doing something adorably saccharine, start drinking and don't stop until it's over.
- Take another drink if it's a nominee.
- Finish it if it wins.
- Take a drink every time there's an Enforced Plug for Disney.
- Take a drink if there's Product Placement for Disney in a video.
- If the video is an annoyed adult taping a child or a pet who has just made a big mess, take a drink every time the adult asks something to the extent of "Did you do this?".
- If the video is a pregnancy announcement, start drinking when it's clear the recipient doesn't know what's going on and don't stop until the connection is finally made.
- Pop the champagne bottle if one of the nominees is actually funny.
- Take a celebratory drink if it wins.
Drinking Game / America's Funniest Home Videos