Toobis is a Canadian 9-11 Conspiracy Theorist who posts up his own website, writing to "change the world" with his rants. He's really a Fat Bastard.
List of tropes associated with Toobis:
- Accidental Innuendo: Male Canadians adore me!
- Casanova Wannabe: At one point, during his [[ Valentine's Day Invitation]], he was so kind as to let women frequenting his site actually e-mail him, along with an offer to meet up for coffee. No one took him up on the offer.
- Dirty Coward: For someone who's made threats to shoot down a school and kill people at Wal-Mart, he seems hardly to be a threat to anyone. And as many who've e-mailed him have pointed out, he'd have hardly the stones to say to anyone's face what he posts online.
- He-Man Woman Hater: Well, he has/had a friend by the name of Libby, with whom he shows No Sympathy toward when she tells him she was raped. Hell, his overall treatment of women is rather revolting.
- Internet Jerk: Subverted; he's an asshole in real life as well.
- Jerkass: And how!
- Large Ham: So very much.
- No Sympathy: This rant just smacks of this. And this one. And these ones here. Actually, to list the ones that didn't show this would be easier.
- Small Name, Big Ego: He seeks to change the world, but in reality the only thing he'll probably ever be remembered for his how much of a Jerkass he is.