Tonkatsu Sinclair
The up and coming anime waifu of your dreams. Tonkatsu Sinclair is everything a woman aspires to be: Filthy, Lecherous, and Vulgar. When she isn't committing crimes or bothering MC, she's hard at work making new videos.
- Beta Outfit: The incredibly Tacky outfit seen in the picture above was a very consistent look for her, but now she's started to dress more fashionably.
- Impossibly Tacky Clothes: Her sunglasses straight out of Gurren Lagann and tiny top hat certainly maker her stand out in a crowd. But matched with her dirty "Tonkatsu" shirt and bright colored hair, even a blind man could see her a mile away. Now she's started dressing more fashionably making this look a Beta Outfit.
- No-Sell: Apparently, her drug use makes her immune to MC's main character powers.
- The Pig-Pen: She may not appear visibly dirty, but her sedentary lifestyle leads to her being quite disgusting. MC claims that she only showers once a week (if he's lucky) and that she constantly reeks of cheap beer and cigarette smoke. She supposedly substitutes AXE body spray for bathing. She also boasted how her hair is shiny not due to hairspray or mousse, but because she never washes it, glossing it with "all natural waifu oil."
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: Katsu has a vocabulary as colorful as Dashie's hair and isn't afraid to show it off in any situation.
- This Loser Is You: Tonkatsu is a lazy and unemployed addict of many vices who spends her time either watching and reviewing anime, or getting into trouble.
- Vulgar Humor: Tonkatsu thrives off of this kind of humor and will inject it wherever she can.
Murakami "MC" Chuujiro
The reluctant longtime friend of Tonkatsu Sinclair. He is about as generic as a boy can be, but he's the target of Tonkatsu's schemes and affections all the same. Unfortunately he has become very tired of her behavior and prays for the day that she will finally get her life together. He is also Dashie's half brother.
- Beleaguered Childhood Friend: He's known Tonkatsu for a very long time and has come to dread interacting with her as it usually involves him getting her out of some kind of trouble or being a shoulder to cry on for the 9th time that week.
- The Generic Guy: He's very ordinary yet people seem to gravitate towards him, Tonkatsu especially.
- Not So Above It All: Although he comes across as more normal when compared to Tonkatsu, it's revealed that he has a habit of blowing his money on booze, hookers, and gambling. It's gotten so bad that he actually lost his house and has to bunk with Tonkatsu.
Dashionetta "Dashie Li" Renee-Li
A friend and collaborator on livestreams. Dashie has made her own presence online and is often seen together with Tonkatsu when they livestream together. They bond over a shared love of sex, anime, debauchery and sex. She is the younger half sister of MC
- Vulgar Humor: Dashie is a master of the sex joke and loves to turn anything into a Double Entendre
