History Website / NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook

* EatTheDog: Marshawn Lynch goes over to Colin Kaepernick's house for Thanksgiving and ends up confusing his pet turtle, Sammy for a giant green skittle.

-->'''Matthew Stafford:''' THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

** After the Patriots defeated the Seahawks in the Super Bowl, Russell Wilson took the loss with class, making comparisons to several innocuous items, like a Victoria's Secret Calendar, a bottle of Axe cologne, a CD Case full of Music/LinkinPark, Music/LimpBizkit, and Music/{{Creed}}, and Franchise/MyLittlePony bedsheets. Tom Brady eventually realize that these are all things in his room, and Russell Wilson drops his ultimate troll: [[spoiler:He slept with Tom Brady's wife after the Super Bowl.]]

* BlackSheep: Cooper Manning and Joani Harbaugh get this treatment by their respective families.

* AcademicAthlete: Devin Gardner. Gardner values his UsefulNotes/UniversityOfMichigan education, constantly spouts off philosophical insight about "The Team, The Team", and is portrayed as an OnlySaneMan among his peers, although his Notre Dame performance had him looking over his individual accomplishments.

* ScaryBlackMan: Richard Sherman's character; he would introduce himself by shouting, "LEGION OF BOOM, BITCHES!"

* [[ShutUpKirk Shut Up, Peyton!]]: Johnny Manziel tells Peyton Manning, practically the main character of the series, to quit bragging about beating the Seahawks in the preseason. It ends up changing the theme of the convo entirely.

** Sam Bradford, the ExtremeOmnisexual whose sexual exploits frequently discomfort the other quarterbacks, reacts to Mark Sanchez stating that he [[ADateWithRosiePalms self-pleasures]] thinking about Gisele Bundchen having a threesome with John Madden and [[{{Squick}} Al Davis's rotting corpse]]:

* ADateWithRosiePalms: Tom Brady admits that he was jerking off to Sam Bradford's tie analogy involving twin sisters [[spoiler: until he found out that they were senior citizens in a nursing home with [[BringMyBrownPants soiled adult diapers]]. Of course, [[http://profootballmock.com/tom-brady-i-wonder-if-i-have-time-to-rub-one-out-during-halftime/ this isn't the first time he's jerked off to an old lady]] on PFM]]

* ILoveNuclearPower: Averted, After Colin Kaepernick mentions how he and his turtle, Sammy are going to see the new ''[[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' film, Ben Roethlesberger gets the idea to give Sammy superpowers by feeding him radioactive waste. [[spoiler: It doesn't go well for Sammy as he ends up with radiation poisoning, puking up bloody blue-green phlegm, according to Kaepernick]].

* NeverLiveItDown: Constant jokes are made about Mark Sanchez running into his own teammate's rear end and fumbling the football, referred to as the "buttfumble."

* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: Considering the NFL has 32 teams with 32 quarterbacks, not including the backups and other NFL players, this could rival the Simpsons for the amount of characters it has.

* SomethingCompletelyDifferent: Each year, instead of doing a Pro Bowl themed convo, a convo is done that is completely different than normal.
** In the first season, they did a WholeEpisodeFlashback to the Facebook Convo that was done after the previous season's Super Bowl.
** In the second season, they did a TimeTravelEpisode where the 2014 Aaron Rodgers ends up in 2040 after his attempt to travel to the future and stop Russell Wilson from winning the Super Bowl fails.
** In the third and final season, they did an AlternateUniverse convo.

* EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys: After Matt Ryan and the Falcons defeated the Seahawks in the 2012 Divisional, the monkey that was on Ryan's back went to Andy Dalton, where Dalton has yet to win a playoff game.
-->'''Matt Ryan''': MAN, does it feel good to get that monkey off my back.
-->'''The Monkey that was on Matt Ryan's Back''': Can anyone give me directions to Andy Dalton's house?
-->''(The following season, after the Bengals lost to the Chargers in the 2013 Wild Card)''
-->'''Matt Ryan''': Well I’m just glad I got the "no-playoff-win" monkey off MY back last season and onto yours, Dalton.
-->'''The Monkey on Andy Dalton's Back''': It’s pretty comfortable up here, Ginger Nuts. Think I’ll stay a while.

* FamousLastWords:
-->[[spoiler: '''Ben Roethlisberger''': PASTA LA VISTA, BABY!]]

* ExcuseMeWhileIMultitask: Marcus Mariota is able to simultaneously participate in the Week 5 HHOFB convo and play against the University of California. He even posts while scoring two touchdowns. Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
* ExtremeDoorMat: Andrew Luck.
* ExtremeOmnisexual: Sam Bradford. And how!

--> '''Brandon Moore's Ass''': No, but I remember when you grounded our playoff hopes by [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments stumbling face first into my butt hole.]]
* LargeHam: [=49ers=] cornerback Perrish Cox. Creator/WilliamShatner commented on what a ham Cox has become.

''NFL Quarterbacks on Facebook'' was a weekly feature on [=ProFootballMock=].com which parodied all 32 [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague NFL]] quarterbacks in fictional interactions on Website/{{Facebook}} after the NFL season and notable events in the NFL offseason.

* {{Cuckold}}: [[spoiler: Russell Wilson manages to have the upper hand over Tom Brady despite losing Super Bowl XLIX when he sleeps with Gisele Bündchen.]] Brady is very upset by this.

* GiftOfTheMagiPlot: Sam Bradford and Colin Kaepernick's Secret Santa exchange.

* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The first few convos were pretty much the QBs just talking about their games and mocking/insulting each other. It took a few convos before the QBs began to develop their distinct characters.

* ProductPlacement: Aaron Rodgers being sponsored by State Farm, he constantly applied the "Discount Double check" as a means to describe his wins. Similarly, there was one episode solely devoted to sponsorships.
** There was a second product placement episode, complete with cameos from the redheaded Wendy's spokeswoman, Flo from Progressive, the Geico Gecko, and the Bears Superfans from ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' and State Farm.

* [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] with Shaun Hill, who wsa told to leave the convo because he was promoted to starter of the Rams since Sam Bradford was out for the season with an injury.

** Rodgers posted images form ''Series/TheIncredibleHulk'' to describe his defeat of the Bears in Week 4, 2014. Stafford mistakenly identified the pics as coming from ''Film/SchindlersList''.