History Website / ChuckNorrisFacts

* LogicBomb: If it were possible for Chuck Norris to [[MirrorMatch fight himself]], he would win. Period.

** Chuck Norris doesn't divide by zero — [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou Zero divides by Chuck Norris]]. He has also counted to infinity ''twice'' and holds all records in the Guinness Book (with those mentioned in the articles being the runners-up) — meaning, among other things, that he is simultaneously the world's tallest and shortest man (and woman).

* DivideByZero:

* FinalBattle: Subverted. One time Chuck Norris invited all of TV's badasses to an all-out brawl-for-all to determine who was the supreme badass. Unfortunately, only two of them dared showed up: MacGyver and [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]]. And when they saw who the competition was, they scampered.
* LogicBomb: If it were possible for Chuck Norris to [[MirrorMatch fight himself]], he would win. Period.
* GodModeSue: Often invoked by the jokes. In his appearance on ''{{MUGEN}}'', he is quite literally invincible — nothing short of a character that uses a registry modifier to make him automatically lose will kill him.
* HollywoodEvolution: There is no evolution — it's just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live — which the inspiration himself used to explain his own creationist views.

* CureForCancer: Chuck Norris' tears. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

* AscendedMeme: As seen in the second page quote, one of the Norris facts (specifically, the one where a snake died after biting him) is mentioned in ''[[TheExpendables The Expendables 2]]''.

* DivideByZero: Chuck Norris doesn't divide by zero — [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou Zero divides by Chuck Norris]]. He has also counted to infinity ''twice'' and holds all records in the Guinness Book (with those mentioned in the articles being the runners-up) — meaning, among other things, that he is simultaneously the world's tallest and shortest man (and woman).

* GodModeSue:[[invoked]] Often invoked by the jokes. In his appearance on ''{{MUGEN}}'', he is quite literally invincible — nothing short of a character that uses a registry modifier to make him automatically lose will kill him.

* ProductPlacement: Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lays potato chip!

** The new campaign for Era detergent uses Chuck Norris Facts, labeling the detergent as "Chuck Norris approved." No, seriously.
** The memetic Chuck Norris appears in a ''WorldOfWarcraft'' commercial as a Hunter (except he doesn't hunt because the word "hunt" implies the possibility of failure). He spends the entire commercial hanging out with a tiger and roundhouse-kicking everything in sight. It is glorious.
*** The only reason there are 10 million ''Warcraft'' players is because he allows them to live.

* SpinAttack: The power of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is powerful enough to break the time-space barrier, knock out Amelia Earhart, and crash her plane.
** Probably because the amount of energy released in one of his kicks is equivalent to the amount released in the Big Bang.

* TakeThat: Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King — and actually got it! ''And'' they got it '''right'''!

* ThereAreTwoKindsOfPeopleInTheWorld: People who suck, and Chuck Norris.

->"They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard."
-->--Chuck Norris' admitted favorite; another favorite was "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

* DivideByZero: Chuck Norris doesn't divide by zero — [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou Zero divides by Chuck Norris]]. He has also counted to infinity ''twice'' and holds all records in the Guinness Book (with those mentioned in the articles being the runners-up) — meaning, among other things, that he is simultaneously the world's tallest and shortest man.

* OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement: There are 1,214 objects in an average room that Chuck Norris can kill you with, including the room itself.

The site has been noted elsewhere, such as on ''TheDailyShow'' and ''ThatGuyWithTheGlasses''. It's influenced the long-running "[[Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld Most Interesting Man in the World]]" ad campaign for Dos Equis beer. Chuck Norris himself has taken the site with good humor and seems to enjoy the extra media attention.

-->--Chuck Norris' admitted favorite; another favorite was, "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

'''[[ChuckNorris Booker]]''': That's right. [[AscendedMeme But after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died]].

!!Chuck Norris Provides Examples Of:

* BeyondTheImpossible: Chuck Norris expected TheSpanishInquisition, which says something about his abilities. For other examples see the other tropes. The nutshell is, "It's only impossible until Chuck Norris tries."

* DealWithTheDevil: Chuck Norris once made a deal with the devil to receive some of his best attributes in exchange for his soul. He then roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil admitted that he should have seen it coming, accepted his defeat gracefully, and now plays poker with Chuck once a week.
* {{Determinator}}[=/=]ImplacableMan
* DivideByZero: Chuck Norris doesn't divide by zero--[[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou Zero divides by Chuck Norris]]. He has also counted to infinity ''twice'' and holds all records in the Guinness Book (with those mentioned in the articles being the runners-up)--meaning, amongst other things, that he is simultaneously the world's tallest and shortest man.

*** Chuck Norris doesn't move a muscle to go places. The universe moves for him.

* GodModeSue:[[invoked]] Often invoked by the jokes. In his appearance on {{MUGEN}}, he is quite literally invincible: nothing short of a character that uses a registry modifier to make him automatically lose will kill him.
* HollywoodEvolution: There is no evolution--it's just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live--which the inspiration himself used to explain his own creationist views.
* MadeOfIron: When Chuck Norris wants to shave, he gives himself a roundhouse kick to the face--because only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.

* PaintingTheMedium: One Chuck Norris fact is written in upside down letters, saying that Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked this fact.

* PreAssKickingOneLiner: Ask Chuck Norris what time it is and he'll always say, "Two seconds till." When you ask, "Two seconds till ''what''?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
* ProductPlacement: Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay's Potato Chip!

** The new campaign for Era detergent uses Chuck Norris Facts, labeling the detergent as "Chuck Norris approved." No, Really.
** The memetic Chuck Norris appears in a WorldOfWarcraft commercial as a Hunter (except he doesn't hunt because the word "hunt" implies the possibility of failure). He spends the entire commercial hanging out with a tiger and roundhouse-kicking everything in sight. It is glorious.
*** The only reason there are 10 million Warcraft players is because he allows them to live.

* PureAwesomeness: How Norris pulls off a few things.
** More like how he pulls off ''everything''.

* RealityWarper: Chucktanium, a substance found in Chuck Norris's legs, allows him to warp reality whenever he kicks someone.

* RuleOfCool: Basically every joke is either RuleOfCool or RuleOfFunny

* SpinAttack: The power of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick is powerful enough to break the time-space barrier, knock out Amelia Earhart, and crash her plane.

* TakeThat: Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King--and actually got it! ''And'' they got it ''right''!!
** Chuck Norris walked up to a Burger King at midnight and placed an order. When they told him (at the time) that they closed at ten, he roundhouse-kicked it so hard, it became a Wendy's.
** Technically Chuck Norris Facts were originally an ironic way to insult Chuck because all the movies he was in depicted him as a BadAss

** Women who want to have sex with Chuck Norris, and women who want to have sex with Chuck Norris ''again''.

* TopTenList: Supposedly chosen by Chuck himself (at least a few were).
** Read by the man himself [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE here]].

* AnotherDimension: As given by this one:
--> "Chuck Norris once gave a roundhouse kick to Mr. T's chin at the exact moment Mr. T punched Chuck Norris in the face. The resulting implosion created an alternate dimension where Mr. T gives people roundhouse kicks to the face and Chuck Norris pities fools."

* BeyondTheImpossible: One example of this is that he expected TheSpanishInquisition, which says something about his abilities. For other examples see the other tropes. The nutshell is, "It's only impossible until Chuck Norris tries."

* MortonsFork: If you can see Chuck Norris, then he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, then you may be only seconds away from death.

* PaintingTheMedium: One Chuck Norris fact is written in upside down letters, saying that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked this fact.

-->--Chuck Norris's admitted favorite; another favorite was, "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

* AscendedMeme: One of the Norris facts (specifically, the one where a snake died after biting him) is mentioned in [[TheExpendables The Expendables 2]].

* DivideByZero: Chuck Norris doesn't divide by zero - [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou Zero divides by Chuck Norris]]. He has also counted to infinity ''twice'' and holds all records in the Guinness Book (with those mentioned in the articles being the runners up) - meaning, amongst other things, that he is simultaneously the world's tallest and shortest man.

* HollywoodEvolution: There is no evolution - it's just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live - which he himself used to explain his creationist views.
* MadeOfIron: When Chuck Norris wants to shave, he gives himself a roundhouse kick to the face - because only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.

* RoundhouseKick: Many jokes make it one of Norris's most almighty moves.

** Women who want to have sex with Chuck Norris, and Women who want to have sex with Chuck Norris ''again''.

!!This Site Provides Examples Of:

* DivideByZero: Chuck Norris doesn't divide by zero, [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou Zero divides by Chuck Norris]]. He has also counted to infinity ''twice'' and holds all records in the Guinness Book (with those mentioned in the articles being the runners up) - meaning, amongst other things, that he is simultaneously the world's tallest and shortest man.

*** Apparently, he doesn't move a muscle to go places. The universe moves for him.

* OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement: "There are 1,214 objects in an average room that Chuck Norris can kill you with, including the room itself."

* RealityWarper: Chucktanium, a substance found in Chuck's legs, allows him to warp reality whenever he kicks someone.

* SwissArmyTears: Can cure cancer, if he would ever cry.

* CureForCancer: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

* {{Determinator}}

** The memetic Chuck Norris appears in a WorldOfWarcraft commercial as a Hunter (except he doesn't hunt for that implies the possibility of failure). He spends the entire commercial hanging out with a tiger and roundhouse-kicking everything in sight. It is glorious.

* DivideByZero: Chuck Norris doesn't divide by Zero, [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou Zero divides by Chuck Norris]]. He has also counted to infinity ''twice'' and holds all records in the Guinness Book (with those mentioned in the articles being the runners up) - meaning, amongst other things, that he is simultaneously the world's tallest and shortest man.

* HollywoodEvolution: There is no evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live - which he himself used to explain his creationist views.

* OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement: "There are 1,214 objects in an average room that ChuckNorris can kill you with, including the room itself."

* SpinAttack: The power of his roundhouse kick, which is powerful enough to break the time-space barrier, knock out Amelia Earhart, and crash her plane.

* GodModeSue:[[invoked]] Often invoked by the jokes.

** The new campaign for Era detergent uses Chuck Norris Facts, labeling the detergent as "Chuck Norris approved." No, Really: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EH-8R0kyqI&feature=relmfu Mimes,]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWsgryRtQZE&feature=relmfu movies,]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bSKbBZ4Z7Y&feature=relmfu Steak Sauce,]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwIJawoshkI TEA.]]

The first well-known MemeticBadass site, which makes up tall tales about the actor ChuckNorris, especially based on clips from the series ''WalkerTexasRanger''. The site is a spin-off of the Vin Diesel Facts site, which focused as much on bizarre and improbable facts about its target actor as badassery. Both trace their lineage to the "Bill Brasky" sketches on ''SaturdayNightLive'' in which four men would take turns relating facts and anectodes about their cartoonishly larger-than-life friend Bill Brasky.

* CureForCancer: Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

*** Apparently, he doesnt move a muscle to go places. The universe moves for him.

* RefugeInCool: Basically every joke is either RuleOfCool or RuleOfFunny

* FinalBattle: Subverted. One time Chuck Norris invited all of TV's badasses to an all-out brawl-for-all to determine who was the supreme badass. Unfortunately, only two of them dared showed up: MacGyver and [[TwentyFour Jack Bauer]]. And when they saw who the competition was, they scampered.

* DivideByZero: Chuck Norris doesn't divide by Zero, [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou Zero divides by Chuck Norris]]. He has also counted to infinity ''[[BeyondTheImpossible twice]]'' and holds all records in the Guinness Book (with those mentioned in the articles being the runners up) - meaning, amongst other things, that he is simultaneously the world's tallest and shortest man.