History Webcomic / CaptainBroadband

* MoralDissonance: Captain Broadband levels of moral dissonance is so high that it can only be a delusional defect in his mind that he can think of himself as a superhero. At one point he grabs a moving vehicle and throws it at his opponent with driver still attached. As it lands, a humble passerby can doing nothing but as the crash explodes into him. Captain Broadband’s target? A kitten.

* FamilyUnfriendlyAesop: Piracy is perfectly fine and guilt will fade in time.

* YouFailPhysicsForever: Captain Broadband’s description of binary and light is unnecessarily complicated.
** Not to mention you can’t liquidize the damn stuff!

* WarpedAesop: Piracy is perfectly fine and guilt will fade in time.

Contains examples of:

* GenreSavvy: Captain Broadband, though not necessarily the right genre.
** Also Sola, though she seems to be making very vague guesses.

Accidentally based on TheTick, ''Captain Broadband'' features the satirical misadventures of the insane titular character Captain Broadband and his quest to promote ‘the wonders of Broadband and Piracy'. Super strong and apparently unaware of his own destructive tendencies, our hero will follow through his own unique, somewhat retarded brand of incomprehensible justice. He is joined by a small child, who follows him unwillingly on his adventures.

* FurryFandom: And then they masturbate all over it!

Can be read [[http://workhate.co.uk/?cat=8/ here]].

->'''Captain Broadband:''' Yes! Bathe in Broadband’s seductive glow. Let it corrupt you…

* HeroicSociopath: Captain Broadband, though his definition of heroic is somewhat lacking…

* DidNotDoTheResearch: Broadband does not work that way.

* WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome?: Captain Broadband works to defend downloading torrents of the Internet AND THAT IS ALL.

* [=~It's Been Done~=]: My parents always told me: Son, you’re special. You were born for great things. They were wrong!

* [=~What the Hell, Hero?~=]: What are you doing looking up Furry Porn on my computer!?

*AcceptableTargets: Certainly not homeless people.
*AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: Is Captain Broadband a Last DJ, WellintentionedExtremist looking to promote the concepts of free information and personal creativity? Or is he an omnicidal maniac, bent on wrecking havoc under any deluded excuse?
**Furthermore, is he actually an evil maniac working under the pretense of being a deluded superhero in order to commit acts of murder and violence? Or is he really just a deluded superhero with no real awareness of the catastrophic level of damage he causes?

*NightmareFuel: A rather large muscular man climbing out of your computer monitor for the completely uninnocent purpose of threatening, and conjorling you, before shacking up in your computer room without permission for several months. When your parents return home, he beats them ruthlessly, buries them in the basement (possibly whist still alive) and then hypontises you to forget they ever existed. Yeah, what a heroic hero.

*{{Squick}}: [[http://workhate.co.uk/?p=37 Let me explain that again...]]