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* TooDumbToLive: Natsuru is dumber here than in the original.
** Actually considering how dumb he is in the anime, he might be slightly smarter. In earlier episodes he's at least capable of actually witty and cynical comments on things like silliness of the plot or craziness of other characters, but by the end of series he's essentially braindead.
** Actually considering how dumb he is in the anime, he might be slightly smarter. In earlier episodes he's at least capable of actually witty and cynical comments on things like silliness of the plot or craziness of other characters, but by the end of series he's essentially braindead.
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''Kämpfer Abridged'' is a GagDub and AffectionateParody of the ''LightNovel/{{Kampfer}}'' anime. This AbridgedSeries was created by Creator/MasakoX... and if you thought the original series was crazy before, what with the main character, a guy, transforming into a girl, and a crazy plot involving a harem of [[ActionGirl Action Girls]] and disemboweled stuffed animals, then check this one out. It's a great way to pass the time while you wait for the official release of the translated anime and manga.
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''Kämpfer Abridged'' is a GagDub and AffectionateParody of the ''LightNovel/{{Kampfer}}'' ''Literature/{{Kampfer}}'' anime. This AbridgedSeries was created by Creator/MasakoX... and if you thought the original series was crazy before, what with the main character, a guy, transforming into a girl, and a crazy plot involving a harem of [[ActionGirl Action Girls]] and disemboweled stuffed animals, then check this one out. It's a great way to pass the time while you wait for the official release of the translated anime and manga.
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: Burnt-Alive Lion carried Sakura through those early years of puberty, and helped her practice all the time!
** Er, I mean, with her drawing! She wants to use him as a model!
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* TooDumbToLive: [[UpToEleven Natsuru is dumber here than in the original.]]
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* FakeAmerican: [=MasakoX=] is doing a damn fine job.
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* RealitySubtext: The abridgedment, which features MagicalGirl sex changes and a lot of lesbianism, has a number of LGBGQ voice actors.
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* TalkingToHimself: Natsuru's various body parts (mouth, brain, eyes) will talk to each other at times. All voiced by [=MasakoX=].
** Largely averted at other times, though, which is quite impressive with five main characters (Natsuru, Sakura, Akane, Shizuku and Mikoto) in the title card. Even wilder, Akane and Mikoto need ''two'' voice actors because they're voiced by men (Takahata and Lanipator) when they're powered up. (Clearly, being a member of Creator/TeamFourStar has its advantages.)
** Largely averted at other times, though, which is quite impressive with five main characters (Natsuru, Sakura, Akane, Shizuku and Mikoto) in the title card. Even wilder, Akane and Mikoto need ''two'' voice actors because they're voiced by men (Takahata and Lanipator) when they're powered up. (Clearly, being a member of Creator/TeamFourStar has its advantages.)
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* VocalDissonance: Kampfer!Akane sounds like [[Franchise/TheMuppets Animal]] and [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Heavy Weapons Guy]], complete with the latter's [[HuskyRusskie Russian accent]].
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* VocalDissonance: Everyone in their Kampfer forms except Natsuru and Shizuku. Kampfer!Akane for instance sounds like [[Franchise/TheMuppets Animal]] and [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Heavy Weapons Guy]], complete with the latter's [[HuskyRusskie Russian accent]].
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* VocalDissonance: Kampfer!Akane sounds like [[Franchise/TheMuppets Animal]].
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* VocalDissonance: Kampfer!Akane sounds like [[Franchise/TheMuppets Animal]].Animal]] and [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Heavy Weapons Guy]], complete with the latter's [[HuskyRusskie Russian accent]].
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** Largely averted at other times, though, which is quite impressive with five main characters (Natsuru, Sakura, Akane, Shizuku and Mikoto) in the title card. Even wilder, Akane and Mikoto need ''two'' voice actors because they're voiced by men (Takahata and Lanipator) when they're powered up. (Clearly, being a member of TeamFourStar has its advantages.)
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** Largely averted at other times, though, which is quite impressive with five main characters (Natsuru, Sakura, Akane, Shizuku and Mikoto) in the title card. Even wilder, Akane and Mikoto need ''two'' voice actors because they're voiced by men (Takahata and Lanipator) when they're powered up. (Clearly, being a member of TeamFourStar Creator/TeamFourStar has its advantages.)
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* IdiotBall: Lampshaded when the GenreSavvy Shizuku leaves Natsuru alone with the BigBad:
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* IdiotBall: Lampshaded when the GenreSavvy Shizuku leaves Natsuru alone with the BigBad:
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** Actually considering how dumb he is in the anime, he might be slightly smarter.
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** Actually considering how dumb he is in the anime, he might be slightly smarter. In earlier episodes he's at least capable of actually witty and cynical comments on things like silliness of the plot or craziness of other characters, but by the end of series he's essentially braindead.
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* HeyItsThatVoice: LittleKuriboh, [=Takahata101=], {{Lanipator}}, [=KaiserNeko=], [[KiraBuckland Rina-chan]], Kirbopher, [[WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged Whip0fAlchemy]], {{hbi2k}}, [[WebVideo/PokemonTheBridgedSeries Nowacking]], [[WebVideo/CodeMENT purpleeyeswtf]]... and of course, [=MasakoX=]!
** [[spoiler: [[VideoGame/DukeNukem Jon St. John!!]]]]
** [[spoiler: [[VideoGame/DukeNukem Jon St. John!!]]]]
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* VocalDissonance: Kampfer!Akane sounds like [[TheMuppets Animal]].
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-->'''Taka:''' It's the story about a guy who turns into a girl but it's not {{Ranma}}, it's Kämpfer! It's German! ...And the girls like the guy, but he can't tell, which is funny. And there's a bad guy as usual, but I can't tell, because there's so many girls who want the guy, and the guy-girl too, and that's pretty funny, so let's make it funnier! It's Kämpfer Abridged!
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-->'''Taka:''' It's the story about a guy who turns into a girl but it's not {{Ranma}}, Manga/{{Ranma|OneHalf}}, it's Kämpfer! It's German! ...And the girls like the guy, but he can't tell, which is funny. And there's a bad guy as usual, but I can't tell, because there's so many girls who want the guy, and the guy-girl too, and that's pretty funny, so let's make it funnier! It's Kämpfer Abridged!
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* HeyItsThatVoice: LittleKuriboh, [=Takahata101=], {{Lanipator}}, [=KaiserNeko=], [[KiraBuckland Rina-chan]], Kirbopher, [[WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged Whip0fAlchemy]], {{hbi2k}}, [[WebVideo/PokemonTheBridgedSeries Nowacking]], [[CodeMENT purpleeyeswtf]]... and of course, [=MasakoX=]!
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* HeyItsThatVoice: LittleKuriboh, [=Takahata101=], {{Lanipator}}, [=KaiserNeko=], [[KiraBuckland Rina-chan]], Kirbopher, [[WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged Whip0fAlchemy]], {{hbi2k}}, [[WebVideo/PokemonTheBridgedSeries Nowacking]], [[CodeMENT [[WebVideo/CodeMENT purpleeyeswtf]]... and of course, [=MasakoX=]!
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** Natsuru too.too.
* VocalDissonance: Kampfer!Akane sounds like [[TheMuppets Animal]].
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-->'''Taka:''' It's the story about a guy who turns into a girl but it's not {{Ranma}}, it's Kampfer! It's German! ...And the girls like the guy, but he can't tell, which is funny. And there's a bad guy as usual, but I can't tell, because there's so many girls who want the guy, and the guy-girl too, and that's pretty funny, so let's make it funnier! It's Kampfer Abridged!
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-->'''Taka:''' It's the story about a guy who turns into a girl but it's not {{Ranma}}, it's Kampfer! Kämpfer! It's German! ...And the girls like the guy, but he can't tell, which is funny. And there's a bad guy as usual, but I can't tell, because there's so many girls who want the guy, and the guy-girl too, and that's pretty funny, so let's make it funnier! It's Kampfer Kämpfer Abridged!
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* {{Homage}}: An extended one to ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''. Most of the nine characters involved in the Kampferspiracy corresponds in voice and personality to a ''Team Fortress 2'' character class. In order of revelation: Akane is Heavy Weapons Girl, Mikoto is the Scout, Rika is the Engineer, Hitomi the Soldier, Sayaka the Demoman and Ryouko is the Medic. The Spy? The BigBad, of course ([[spoiler:Sakura]]). And, as an ImagineSpot, Natsuru is revealed to be the Pyro (itself a MythologyGag towards the idea that, despite sounding nominally male, the Pyro might be a woman). Only Shizuku doesn't get a class ([[TheUnreveal Sniper]]).
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* {{Homage}}: An extended one to ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''. Most of the nine characters involved in the Kampferspiracy Kämpferspiracy corresponds in voice and personality to a ''Team Fortress 2'' character class. In order of revelation: Akane is Heavy Weapons Girl, Mikoto is the Scout, Rika is the Engineer, Hitomi the Soldier, Sayaka the Demoman and Ryouko is the Medic. The Spy? The BigBad, of course ([[spoiler:Sakura]]). And, as an ImagineSpot, Natsuru is revealed to be the Pyro (itself a MythologyGag towards the idea that, despite sounding nominally male, the Pyro might be a woman). Only Shizuku doesn't get a class ([[TheUnreveal Sniper]]).
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* MurderIsTheBestSolution: Kampfer!Akane's trigger-happiness gets a lot of lampshades.
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* MurderIsTheBestSolution: Kampfer!Akane's Kämpfer!Akane's trigger-happiness gets a lot of lampshades.
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* [[StrawmanHasAPoint Straw Bitch Has A Point]]: Invoked and PlayedForLaughs. Sakura, [[spoiler: apparently]] thinking [[ActuallyIAmHim the two Natsurus]] are different people, gives Kampfer!Natsuru a resounding [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "Reasons The Male Natsuru Sucks" Speech]]. Everything she says is true, some of it even ''generous''.
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* [[StrawmanHasAPoint Straw Bitch Has A Point]]: Invoked and PlayedForLaughs. Sakura, [[spoiler: apparently]] thinking [[ActuallyIAmHim the two Natsurus]] are different people, gives Kampfer!Natsuru Kämpfer!Natsuru a resounding [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "Reasons The Male Natsuru Sucks" Speech]]. Everything she says is true, some of it even ''generous''.
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The 11-episode series can be found [[http://blip.tv/katas here]] (episodes 1-10) and [[http://www.youtube.com/user/2KaTAS here]] (episodes 2-11).
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The 11-episode series can be found [[http://blip.tv/katas here]] (episodes 1-10) and [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/user/2KaTAS here]] (episodes 2-11).
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''Kämpfer Abridged'' is a GagDub and AffectionateParody of the ''LightNovel/{{Kampfer}}'' anime. This AbridgedSeries was created by MasakoX... and if you thought the original series was crazy before, what with the main character, a guy, transforming into a girl, and a crazy plot involving a harem of [[ActionGirl Action Girls]] and disemboweled stuffed animals, then check this one out. It's a great way to pass the time while you wait for the official release of the translated anime and manga.
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''Kämpfer Abridged'' is a GagDub and AffectionateParody of the ''LightNovel/{{Kampfer}}'' anime. This AbridgedSeries was created by MasakoX...Creator/MasakoX... and if you thought the original series was crazy before, what with the main character, a guy, transforming into a girl, and a crazy plot involving a harem of [[ActionGirl Action Girls]] and disemboweled stuffed animals, then check this one out. It's a great way to pass the time while you wait for the official release of the translated anime and manga.
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''Kämpfer Abridged'' is a GagDub and AffectionateParody of the ''LightNovel/{{Kampfer}}'' anime. This AbridgedSeries was created by [=MasakoX=] of NarutoTheAbridgedSeries fame... and if you thought the original LightNovel/{{Kampfer}} series was crazy before, what with the main character, a guy, transforming into a girl, and a crazy plot involving a harem of [[ActionGirl Action Girls]] and disembowled stuffed animals, then check this one out. It's a great way to pass the time while you wait for the official release of the translated anime and manga.
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''Kämpfer Abridged'' is a GagDub and AffectionateParody of the ''LightNovel/{{Kampfer}}'' anime. This AbridgedSeries was created by [=MasakoX=] of NarutoTheAbridgedSeries fame... MasakoX... and if you thought the original LightNovel/{{Kampfer}} series was crazy before, what with the main character, a guy, transforming into a girl, and a crazy plot involving a harem of [[ActionGirl Action Girls]] and disembowled disemboweled stuffed animals, then check this one out. It's a great way to pass the time while you wait for the official release of the translated anime and manga.
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* HeyItsThatVoice: LittleKuriboh, [=Takahata101=], {{Lanipator}}, [=KaiserNeko=], [[WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged Whip0fAlchemy]], {{hbi2k}}, [[WebVideo/PokemonTheBridgedSeries Nowacking]], [[CodeMENT purpleeyeswtf]]...
** ...and of course, [=MasakoX=]!
*** [[spoiler: [[VideoGame/DukeNukem Jon St. John!!]]]]
** ...and of course, [=MasakoX=]!
*** [[spoiler: [[VideoGame/DukeNukem Jon St. John!!]]]]
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* HeyItsThatVoice: LittleKuriboh, [=Takahata101=], {{Lanipator}}, [=KaiserNeko=], [[KiraBuckland Rina-chan]], Kirbopher, [[WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged Whip0fAlchemy]], {{hbi2k}}, [[WebVideo/PokemonTheBridgedSeries Nowacking]], [[CodeMENT purpleeyeswtf]]...
** ...purpleeyeswtf]]... and of course, [=MasakoX=]!
*** ** [[spoiler: [[VideoGame/DukeNukem Jon St. John!!]]]]
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* [[StrawmanHasAPoint Straw Bitch Has A Point]]: PlayedForLaughs. Sakura, [[spoiler: apparently]] thinking [[ActuallyIAmHim the two Natsurus]] are different people, gives Kampfer!Natsuru a resounding [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "Reasons The Male Natsuru Sucks" Speech]]. Everything she says is true, some of it even ''generous''.
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* [[StrawmanHasAPoint Straw Bitch Has A Point]]: Invoked and PlayedForLaughs. Sakura, [[spoiler: apparently]] thinking [[ActuallyIAmHim the two Natsurus]] are different people, gives Kampfer!Natsuru a resounding [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "Reasons The Male Natsuru Sucks" Speech]]. Everything she says is true, some of it even ''generous''.
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->"It's the story about a guy who turns into a girl, but it's not Ranma, it's Kämpfer!" -''Opening theme''
''Kämpfer Abridged'' is a GagDub and AffectionateParody of the ''LightNovel/{{Kampfer}}'' anime. This AbridgedSeries was created by [=MasakoX=] of NarutoTheAbridgedSeries fame... and if you thought the original LightNovel/{{Kampfer}} series was crazy before, what with the main character, a guy, transforming into a girl, and a crazy plot involving a harem of [[ActionGirl Action Girls]] and disembowled stuffed animals, then check this one out. It's a great way to pass the time while you wait for the official release of the translated anime and manga.
The 11-episode series can be found [[http://blip.tv/katas here]] (episodes 1-10) and [[http://www.youtube.com/user/2KaTAS here]] (episodes 2-11).
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!!This series provides examples of:
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Burnt-Alive Lion carried Sakura through those early years of puberty, and helped her practice all the time!
** Er, I mean, with her drawing! She wants to use him as a model!
* AllWomenAreLustful: Boy howdy! Even moreso than the original.
* BiggerOnTheInside: The plushies keep a hot-tub and a flatscreen TV inside Natsuru's trashcan.
* BlandNameProduct: "Let's play the Packy game!" "Don't you mean 'Pocky'?"
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Sakura does this a lot.
* BrickJoke: Takahata still wants his [[SoundEffectsBleep ****ing]] money.
* CrossdressingVoices: Both sides of Natsuru are voiced by [=MasakoX=]
* DoItYourselfThemeTune: Courtesy of Takahata and his spoons.
-->'''Taka:''' It's the story about a guy who turns into a girl but it's not {{Ranma}}, it's Kampfer! It's German! ...And the girls like the guy, but he can't tell, which is funny. And there's a bad guy as usual, but I can't tell, because there's so many girls who want the guy, and the guy-girl too, and that's pretty funny, so let's make it funnier! It's Kampfer Abridged!
* FakeAmerican: [=MasakoX=] is doing a damn fine job.
* HeyItsThatVoice: LittleKuriboh, [=Takahata101=], {{Lanipator}}, [=KaiserNeko=], [[SailorMoonAbridged Whip0fAlchemy]], {{hbi2k}}, [[PokemonTheBridgedSeries Nowacking]], [[CodeMENT purpleeyeswtf]]...
** ...and of course, [=MasakoX=]!
*** [[spoiler: [[DukeNukem Jon St. John!!]]]]
* {{Homage}}: An extended one to ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''. Most of the nine characters involved in the Kampferspiracy corresponds in voice and personality to a ''Team Fortress 2'' character class. In order of revelation: Akane is Heavy Weapons Girl, Mikoto is the Scout, Rika is the Engineer, Hitomi the Soldier, Sayaka the Demoman and Ryouko is the Medic. The Spy? The BigBad, of course ([[spoiler:Sakura]]). And, as an ImagineSpot, Natsuru is revealed to be the Pyro (itself a MythologyGag towards the idea that, despite sounding nominally male, the Pyro might be a woman). Only Shizuku doesn't get a class ([[TheUnreveal Sniper]]).
* [[HowDoIShotWeb How Do I Shot Fire?]]
* IdiotBall: Lampshaded when the GenreSavvy Shizuku leaves Natsuru alone with the BigBad:
-->Shizuku: In any case, I won't let you out of my sight.
-->[[spoiler: Sakura]] Oh, Shizuku! Would you mind of I talk to Natsuru for a second?
-->Shizuku: Oh, sure! ''[thinking]'' Dammit, why am I so compliant?
* IncrediblyLamePun:
-->Shizuku: Since when did cats become experts in dating advice?
-->Electrocuted Kitty: Well, I ''am'' a pussy.
* InnerMonologue: Natsuru has lots of it in this series.
* ILoveYouBecauseICantControlYou: Shizuku admits this in Ep. 10. When asked [[WantingIsBetterThanHaving what she'll do if she DOES get him]], she admits that she has no idea.
* IThinkYouBrokeHim: "He started to think too much!"
* LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain: sort of, immediately after "pussy" pun:
-->Shizuku: Yeah, we're ending this conversation right here.
* LovableSexManiac: Abridged!Sakura has dropped her canon counterpart's facade like a hot rock and dives headlong into Natsuru's pants. --Err, this trope.
* MurderIsTheBestSolution: Kampfer!Akane's trigger-happiness gets a lot of lampshades.
-->Natsuru: Don't you have any solutions that ''don't'' use guns!?
-->Akane: Uh... *fires off another volley into the ceiling*
* ObliviousToLove: Natsuru's memetic density is a frequent source of humor.
-->Akane: I wonder if it's obvious to him that I have a total crush on him and that I want him all up inside me and to ride me like a wild rodeo cowboy?
-->Natsuru: *vacant expression* *sound of wind blowing*
-->Akane: Nah, I think I'm safe.
* [[PsychicNosebleed Stupidity Brain Hemorrhage]]: When asked why he's so enamored with [[DudeShesALesbian Sakura]] and not his [[UnwantedHarem other love-interests]], Natsuru ''bleeds from the ears'' before changing the subject.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Strangled Dog tends to get very long-winded when talking about how miserable he is.
* [[StrawmanHasAPoint Straw Bitch Has A Point]]: PlayedForLaughs. Sakura, [[spoiler: apparently]] thinking [[ActuallyIAmHim the two Natsurus]] are different people, gives Kampfer!Natsuru a resounding [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "Reasons The Male Natsuru Sucks" Speech]]. Everything she says is true, some of it even ''generous''.
* StylisticSuck: Taka's intro to the series, which consists of him tapping empty glasses with spoons while singing a song which he most likely made up off the top of his head.
* TalkingToHimself: Natsuru's various body parts (mouth, brain, eyes) will talk to each other at times. All voiced by [=MasakoX=].
** Largely averted at other times, though, which is quite impressive with five main characters (Natsuru, Sakura, Akane, Shizuku and Mikoto) in the title card. Even wilder, Akane and Mikoto need ''two'' voice actors because they're voiced by men (Takahata and Lanipator) when they're powered up. (Clearly, being a member of TeamFourStar has its advantages.)
* TooDumbToLive: [[UpToEleven Natsuru is dumber here than in the original.]]
* TookALevelInJerkass: Harikiri Tiger
** Natsuru too.
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''Kämpfer Abridged'' is a GagDub and AffectionateParody of the ''LightNovel/{{Kampfer}}'' anime. This AbridgedSeries was created by [=MasakoX=] of NarutoTheAbridgedSeries fame... and if you thought the original LightNovel/{{Kampfer}} series was crazy before, what with the main character, a guy, transforming into a girl, and a crazy plot involving a harem of [[ActionGirl Action Girls]] and disembowled stuffed animals, then check this one out. It's a great way to pass the time while you wait for the official release of the translated anime and manga.
The 11-episode series can be found [[http://blip.tv/katas here]] (episodes 1-10) and [[http://www.youtube.com/user/2KaTAS here]] (episodes 2-11).
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!!This series provides examples of:
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Burnt-Alive Lion carried Sakura through those early years of puberty, and helped her practice all the time!
** Er, I mean, with her drawing! She wants to use him as a model!
* AllWomenAreLustful: Boy howdy! Even moreso than the original.
* BiggerOnTheInside: The plushies keep a hot-tub and a flatscreen TV inside Natsuru's trashcan.
* BlandNameProduct: "Let's play the Packy game!" "Don't you mean 'Pocky'?"
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Sakura does this a lot.
* BrickJoke: Takahata still wants his [[SoundEffectsBleep ****ing]] money.
* CrossdressingVoices: Both sides of Natsuru are voiced by [=MasakoX=]
* DoItYourselfThemeTune: Courtesy of Takahata and his spoons.
-->'''Taka:''' It's the story about a guy who turns into a girl but it's not {{Ranma}}, it's Kampfer! It's German! ...And the girls like the guy, but he can't tell, which is funny. And there's a bad guy as usual, but I can't tell, because there's so many girls who want the guy, and the guy-girl too, and that's pretty funny, so let's make it funnier! It's Kampfer Abridged!
* FakeAmerican: [=MasakoX=] is doing a damn fine job.
* HeyItsThatVoice: LittleKuriboh, [=Takahata101=], {{Lanipator}}, [=KaiserNeko=], [[SailorMoonAbridged Whip0fAlchemy]], {{hbi2k}}, [[PokemonTheBridgedSeries Nowacking]], [[CodeMENT purpleeyeswtf]]...
** ...and of course, [=MasakoX=]!
*** [[spoiler: [[DukeNukem Jon St. John!!]]]]
* {{Homage}}: An extended one to ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''. Most of the nine characters involved in the Kampferspiracy corresponds in voice and personality to a ''Team Fortress 2'' character class. In order of revelation: Akane is Heavy Weapons Girl, Mikoto is the Scout, Rika is the Engineer, Hitomi the Soldier, Sayaka the Demoman and Ryouko is the Medic. The Spy? The BigBad, of course ([[spoiler:Sakura]]). And, as an ImagineSpot, Natsuru is revealed to be the Pyro (itself a MythologyGag towards the idea that, despite sounding nominally male, the Pyro might be a woman). Only Shizuku doesn't get a class ([[TheUnreveal Sniper]]).
* [[HowDoIShotWeb How Do I Shot Fire?]]
* IdiotBall: Lampshaded when the GenreSavvy Shizuku leaves Natsuru alone with the BigBad:
-->Shizuku: In any case, I won't let you out of my sight.
-->[[spoiler: Sakura]] Oh, Shizuku! Would you mind of I talk to Natsuru for a second?
-->Shizuku: Oh, sure! ''[thinking]'' Dammit, why am I so compliant?
* IncrediblyLamePun:
-->Shizuku: Since when did cats become experts in dating advice?
-->Electrocuted Kitty: Well, I ''am'' a pussy.
* InnerMonologue: Natsuru has lots of it in this series.
* ILoveYouBecauseICantControlYou: Shizuku admits this in Ep. 10. When asked [[WantingIsBetterThanHaving what she'll do if she DOES get him]], she admits that she has no idea.
* IThinkYouBrokeHim: "He started to think too much!"
* LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain: sort of, immediately after "pussy" pun:
-->Shizuku: Yeah, we're ending this conversation right here.
* LovableSexManiac: Abridged!Sakura has dropped her canon counterpart's facade like a hot rock and dives headlong into Natsuru's pants. --Err, this trope.
* MurderIsTheBestSolution: Kampfer!Akane's trigger-happiness gets a lot of lampshades.
-->Natsuru: Don't you have any solutions that ''don't'' use guns!?
-->Akane: Uh... *fires off another volley into the ceiling*
* ObliviousToLove: Natsuru's memetic density is a frequent source of humor.
-->Akane: I wonder if it's obvious to him that I have a total crush on him and that I want him all up inside me and to ride me like a wild rodeo cowboy?
-->Natsuru: *vacant expression* *sound of wind blowing*
-->Akane: Nah, I think I'm safe.
* [[PsychicNosebleed Stupidity Brain Hemorrhage]]: When asked why he's so enamored with [[DudeShesALesbian Sakura]] and not his [[UnwantedHarem other love-interests]], Natsuru ''bleeds from the ears'' before changing the subject.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Strangled Dog tends to get very long-winded when talking about how miserable he is.
* [[StrawmanHasAPoint Straw Bitch Has A Point]]: PlayedForLaughs. Sakura, [[spoiler: apparently]] thinking [[ActuallyIAmHim the two Natsurus]] are different people, gives Kampfer!Natsuru a resounding [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "Reasons The Male Natsuru Sucks" Speech]]. Everything she says is true, some of it even ''generous''.
* StylisticSuck: Taka's intro to the series, which consists of him tapping empty glasses with spoons while singing a song which he most likely made up off the top of his head.
* TalkingToHimself: Natsuru's various body parts (mouth, brain, eyes) will talk to each other at times. All voiced by [=MasakoX=].
** Largely averted at other times, though, which is quite impressive with five main characters (Natsuru, Sakura, Akane, Shizuku and Mikoto) in the title card. Even wilder, Akane and Mikoto need ''two'' voice actors because they're voiced by men (Takahata and Lanipator) when they're powered up. (Clearly, being a member of TeamFourStar has its advantages.)
* TooDumbToLive: [[UpToEleven Natsuru is dumber here than in the original.]]
* TookALevelInJerkass: Harikiri Tiger
** Natsuru too.
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