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This is one of the unfortunate effects of her mother's illness, the other being her CatSmile. It's not naturally like that, it just really hurts to put her mouth in a more normal position. Konata lives in alot of pain each day, using anime, manga, and games to distract herself from what she feels is an empty, hopeless existence. She has never told any of her friends because she doesn't want to feel like a burden to them.

[[WMG:Tsukasa is mentally retarded.]]
Not in a debilitating way, but, well, when's the last time you saw a teenage girl as immature as her?
* "teenage girl"..."immature"... Is this a rhetoric question?
** Okay, perhaps a better word would be "childish".
*** Even in that case, what is your opinion on Yutaka?
*** She might have a slight case of whatever Tsukasa has; she's even more childish, but not as dumb.
* I'm more inclined to believe she has Asperger's syndrome.

[[WMG:Konata is an [[Manga/LuckyStarDiscussion otakin]] of ''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya''.]]

* The [[Franchise/MetalGear La-]][[{{Nanomachines}} Li-]][[{{Pun}} Lu-]][[StealthPun Ke-]][[ParrotExposition Ro?]]

Well, if you believe one of the ''K-On!'' WMG's (that the ''K-On!'' girls were recreated from the ''Lucky Star'' girls just as Haruhi/Konata "recycled" them from the ''Haruhi'' cast, and Haruhi/Konata recreates herself as Ritsu) and you remember ''Film/BackToTheFuture'', it's perhaps a [[TemporalParadox good thing]] that [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt they didn't meet up]].

* Tsukasa is Osaka (CloudCuckooLander, flat-chested) minus the KansaiRegionalAccent

* Nanako is Yukari (Manchild, BestBeerEver, OldMaid, they're both teachers and gamers), minus the DrivesLikeCrazy and with Osaka's KansaiRegionalAccent.

[[WMG:Konata is an [[Manga/LuckyStarDiscussion otakin]] of ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya''.]]
She feels right at home cosplaying Haruhi, has perfected her voice, and is in character at work. In her regular life, she categorizes her friends in terms of AnimeCharacterTypes, finds it perfectly acceptable to do things that only outrageous comedy characters can get away with, and is treated as a "legendary girl" of immense power by the bookstore owner in the same way the SOS-dan fears Haruhi. Also, look at her Haruhi ringtone -- it's not "God Knows" or "Bouken Deshou Deshou?", the usual songs. Haruhi was embarrassed about her performance of "God Knows" and obviously wouldn't know her own theme song. Instead, Konata's ringtone is "Koi no Mikuru Densetsu", from the student film that Haruhi was immensely proud of and no one else liked. The reason that Konata/Haruhi is so obsessed with ''[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu]]'' is because she has found her true self in the series and wants to immerse herself in the life she's supposed to lead as much as she can.

[[WMG:Relatedly, Konata ''is'' Haruhi from LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya.]]

[[WMG:Miyuki is the fusion of [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Yuki Nagato and Mikuru Asahina]].]]

[[WMG: Misao is the daughter of [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Taniguchi and Tsuruya]].]]

[[WMG: The Lucky Star world is an AlternateUniverse to the world of LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya]]

The former also make a good [[BokeAndTsukkomiRoutine Boke And Tsukkomi]] Team, not to mention all the HoYay. I wouldn't be surprised if [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi]] were involved somehow... But if the above Konata/Haruhi theories are true... Well, remember that Stewie built a machine that can travel between universes. He may not be able to actually ''[[RealityWarper warp]]'' universes like Haruhi, but it isn't known if Konata/Haruhi can ''navigate'' the Multiverse. But what if the ''Family Guy'' universe is just a warped version of the ''Haruhi''/''Lucky Star'' universe? Is Stewie another "version" of Konata/Haruhi? [[MindScrew I have a headache now...]]

* So Miyuki's dad is the [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Integrated Data Entity]]?

* Maybe Konata is from the future of ''LightNovel/BludgeoningAngelDokuroChan''.

* They're actually just a bunch of normal high school kids who're tired of hearing about LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya and are steadily becoming intolerant of any otaku traits.

* [[BetterThanCanon The fans demand it]].

* Nanako is Yukari (Manchild, BestBeerEver, ChristmasCake, they're both teachers and gamers), minus the DrivesLikeCrazy and with Osaka's KansaiRegionalAccent.

[[WMG:Miyuki's father is Wiki/TheOtherWiki.]]

[[WMG: Kontata will either become a streamer or a V-tuber]].]]

* There is one flaw in that theory, though. Short height and flat chest aside, Konata is quite healthy and athletic, this despite her sedentary lifestyle, and notably lacks Yutaka's [[IllGirl vulnerability to illnesses]]. Then again, Yutaka may simply have a more severe case of it.

[[WMG: Lucky Channel is secretly [[WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard Viewer Mail Time]] [[RecycledInSpace in Japan]].]]

* Hiyori is Kaorin (RomanticTwoGirlFriendship) with Sakaki's [[AnimalsHateHim Animals Hate Her]]

** Or alternately, [[SchoolgirlLesbians Misao herself]]. They are very close, even by [[LesYay Lucky]] [[ShipTease Star's]] standards.

** [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Oh, so it'll star a]] [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb platypus.]]

Now there's just the question of whether he has a skeleton, or whether his physiology is like that of, say, an [[EverythingsSquishierWithCephalopods octopus]].