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* AWinnerIsYou: The "winning" endings, such as [[spoiler:"pick up the phone booth and aisle" and "push booth"]].


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* AWinnerIsYou: The "winning" endings, such as [[spoiler:"pick up the phone booth and aisle" and "push booth"]].
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* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: Type "look southwest".

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--> "Looks like another cold night coming. Your best bet seems to be the phone booth. Huddled inside, you catch some winks as best as you can before the cops move you on. The half bottle of cooking sherry you stole seems to help. Next day, the struggle begins again."
--> [[spoiler:'''*** You were the CEO of pets.com ***''']]

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--> ---> "Looks like another cold night coming. Your best bet seems to be the phone booth. Huddled inside, you catch some winks as best as you can before the cops move you on. The half bottle of cooking sherry you stole seems to help. Next day, the struggle begins again."
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[[spoiler:'''*** You were the CEO of pets.com ***''']]



--> "You send in your vote of affirmation... but it doesn't get counted."
--> '''*** New England? [[UsefulNotes/AlGore I meant Florida]] ***'''

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--> ---> "You send in your vote of affirmation... but it doesn't get counted."
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'''*** New England? [[UsefulNotes/AlGore I meant Florida]] ***'''

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** If you try to perform an action with a direction, you get creative bug responses. "Waltz (direction)", for example, gets you the response, "Your new name is Waltzes with Bugs."

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** If you try to perform an action with a direction, you get creative bug responses. "Waltz with (direction)", for example, gets you the response, "Your new name is Waltzes with Bugs."



* NonIndicativeName: "Sit on floor" doesn't actually result in sitting on the floor, instead leading to a ''Literature/TheCaskOfAmontillado'' reference.


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** Typing "sit on" with a subject results in the same response as "walk", for some reason. (For instance, "sit on floor" parses to "walk down".)
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You are standing in the middle of a pretty town square in the center of a nondescript England town. Like most any other nondescript New England town, there's not much to see or do here, but maybe you'll find something amusing and enjoyable to do.\\

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You are standing in the middle of a pretty town square in the center of a nondescript New England town. Like most any other nondescript New England town, there's not much to see or do here, but maybe you'll find something amusing and enjoyable to do.\\
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* GainaxEnding: "Eat booth" results in a mishmash of references to ''VideoGame/{{Aisle}}'' and ''So Far'' (bizarre enough that even the parser feels obliged to comment); "Kick Booth" seems like a utter non-sequitur unless you've played ''VideoGame/LosingYourGrip''.

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* GainaxEnding: "Eat booth" results in a mishmash of references to ''VideoGame/{{Aisle}}'' and ''So Far'' (bizarre enough that even the parser feels obliged to comment); "Kick Booth" "kick booth" seems like a utter non-sequitur unless you've played ''VideoGame/LosingYourGrip''.''Losing Your Grip''.
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* CreatorCameo: Type "credits".
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* InSpiteOfANail: [[spoiler:"Deactivate pants"]] results in a time-travel situation where William [=McKinley=] survived his presidential term, Hitler slipped in the bathtub and knocked some sense into himself, Cracker Jacks were invented but don't come with a prize, and your parents married different people, abandoning you and leaving you with a descendant of Napoleon Bonaparte. Despite this, you're still around, [[spoiler:but your pants still explode and kill you]].

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* InSpiteOfANail: [[spoiler:"Deactivate pants"]] results in a time-travel situation time travel-induced alternate timeline where William [=McKinley=] survived his presidential term, Hitler slipped in the bathtub and knocked some sense into himself, Cracker Jacks were invented but don't come with a prize, and your parents married different people, abandoning you and leaving you with a descendant of Napoleon Bonaparte. Despite this, you're still around, [[spoiler:but your pants still explode and kill you]].
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!!PUTBAA uses the following tropes:

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!!PUTBAA !!''PUTPBAA'' uses the following tropes:
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It has also been [[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Pick_Up_the_Phone_Booth_and_Aisle "ported"]] to Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}.

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It has also been [[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Pick_Up_the_Phone_Booth_and_Aisle [[https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnGames:Pick_Up_the_Phone_Booth_and_Aisle "ported"]] to Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}.

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PUTPBAA is a spinoff of the minimalist InteractiveFiction "VideoGame/PickUpThePhoneBoothAndDie" and the differently minimalist "VideoGame/{{Aisle}}". Just as in the latter, you can only make one move, and then the game ends. You have a host of other commands to choose from, and each one leads to hundreds of possible endings, each one sillier than the last.

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PUTPBAA ''Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle'' is a spinoff of the minimalist InteractiveFiction "VideoGame/PickUpThePhoneBoothAndDie" ''VideoGame/PickUpThePhoneBoothAndDie'' and the differently minimalist "VideoGame/{{Aisle}}".''VideoGame/{{Aisle}}''. Just as in the latter, you can only make one move, and then the game ends. You have a host of other commands to choose from, and each one leads to hundreds of possible endings, each one sillier than the last.



* AllJustADream: Mocked with [[spoiler:"wake"]].
* {{Anticlimax}}: [[spoiler:"Yay. You jumped."]]
* AndTheAdventureContinues
* AWinnerIsYou
* BecomingTheGenie: [[spoiler: Try to "Bunk In" the phone booth and see what happens.]]

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* AllJustADream: Mocked with [[spoiler:"wake"]].
"wake me" and "wake booth".
* {{Anticlimax}}: [[spoiler:"Yay. {{Anticlimax}}:
** "Yay." '''***
You jumped."]]
jumped ***'''
** Typing in "lose" will simply result in '''*** You lose ***''' with no further ending.
* AndTheAdventureContinues
AndTheAdventureContinues: Many endings don't have a concrete resolution.
* AWinnerIsYou
AWinnerIsYou: The "winning" endings, such as [[spoiler:"pick up the phone booth and aisle" and "push booth"]].
* TheBadGuyWins: [[spoiler:"Unlock booth".]]
* BecomingTheGenie: [[spoiler: Try to "Bunk In" "bunk in" the phone booth and see what happens.]]



* CallBack: In ''Pick Up the Phone Booth and Die'', the way to win is to [[spoiler:push the booth over]]. The same applies here, and the game points out your good memory.



* CataclysmClimax: Well let's see... among the "Game Overs" include death by meteor, death by the wrath of god, death by "ICE STOOOOOOORM", death by CosmicHorror...
* CuttingTheKnot: [[spoiler:>WIN "Okay." ***YOU WIN***]] Or so it seems.
* DevelopersForesight: Granted, while there are over 200 endings to the game, the [[http://www.ifarchive.org/if-archive/solutions/putpbaa.sol ending archive]] fails to list the word 'set' as a possible verb.
** Remember how typing "Inventory" [[spoiler:causes your pants to explode?]] Try typing Disarm [[spoiler:Pants]], Disleg [[spoiler:Pants]], Throw [[spoiler:Pants]], Remove [[spoiler:Pants]], Eat [[spoiler:Pants]], and then Deactivate [[spoiler:Pants]].
** If you try to perform an action with a direction, you get creative bug responses. Waltz <direction>, for example, gets you the response, 'Your new name is Waltzes with Bugs'.
*** If you try to Waltz to one of the four main cardinal directions, the text parser itself gets ''offended'' to think the player wouldn't try to elaborate past the two-word entries.
* DieChairDie: "Fight", "smash", "destroy", and other similar words cause the protagonist to try to destroy the booth. It ends badly for him, unsurprisingly.

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* CataclysmClimax: Well let's see... among the "Game Overs" include death by meteor, death by the wrath of god, God, death by "ICE STOOOOOOORM", death by CosmicHorror...
* CryIntoChest: "Squeeze booth".
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CuttingTheKnot: [[spoiler:>WIN "Okay.Type in "win". [[spoiler:"Okay." ***YOU WIN***]] '''*** You win ***''']] Or so it seems.
seems...
* DevelopersForesight: Granted, while there The whole point. If you can think of a verb, it probably does something here. There are over 200 endings to the game, most of which are documented in the [[http://www.ifarchive.org/if-archive/solutions/putpbaa.sol ending archive]] fails to list the word 'set' as a possible verb.
archive]].
** Remember how typing "Inventory" "inventory" [[spoiler:causes your pants to explode?]] Try typing Disarm [[spoiler:Pants]], Disleg [[spoiler:Pants]], Throw [[spoiler:Pants]], Remove [[spoiler:Pants]], Eat [[spoiler:Pants]], "disarm [[spoiler:pants]]", "disleg [[spoiler:pants]]", "throw [[spoiler:pants]]", "remove [[spoiler:pants]]", "eat [[spoiler:pants]]", "wave [[spoiler:pants]]", and then Deactivate [[spoiler:Pants]].
"deactivate [[spoiler:pants]]".
** If you try to perform an action with a direction, you get creative bug responses. Waltz <direction>, "Waltz (direction)", for example, gets you the response, 'Your "Your new name is Waltzes with Bugs'.
Bugs."
*** If you try to Waltz to one of the four main cardinal directions, waltz without specifying "with", the text parser itself gets ''offended'' to think the player wouldn't try to elaborate past the a two-word entries.
entry.
* DiabolusExMachina: "Cook booth" ends with a safe falling on the protagonist. "Burn booth" ends with God smiting you with lightning.
* DieChairDie: "Fight", "smash", "destroy", and other similar words cause the protagonist to try to destroy the booth. It ends badly for him, unsurprisingly.badly, unsurprisingly.
* DiggingToChina: "Dig".



* DiabolusExMachina: "Cook Booth" ends with a safe falling on the protagonist.
** "Burn Booth" ends with God smiting you with lightning.
* EverybodyLives: Many of the "Happy" endings are like this.

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* DiabolusExMachina: "Cook Booth" ends with a safe falling on the protagonist.
** "Burn Booth" ends with God smiting you with lightning.
* EverybodyLives: Many of the "Happy" "happy" endings are like this.



* ExactWords: Some of the endings like to misinterpret commands like "[[spoiler:tie booth]]". This can be confusing to those who try synonyms like "[[spoiler:fix booth]]".
* GainaxEnding: "Eat Booth" results in a mishmash of references to ''VideoGame/{{Aisle}}'' and ''So Far'' (bizarre enough that even the parser feels obliged to comment); "Kick Booth" seems like a utter non-sequitur unless you've played ''{{Losing Your Grip}}''.
* HappilyEverAfter: Occasionally.
* HaveANiceDeath
* InterfaceScrew: After using undo as a verb, [[spoiler:no matter what keys you press the game will type out, one letter per keypress, "drive" and execute that command]], to much confusion if it was an accident.
** Even ''more'' confusing since [[spoiler:"drive" is not one of the recognized commands in the game proper]].
** This is a shout-out to Creator/AdamCadre's ''Shrapnel'', which pulls the same trick.
* IWillPunishYourFriendForYourFailure: If you try to 'waylay booth', you get a flashback to your 15 years of training in the Terran Galactic Defense Force, where you were apparently motivated by constant threats of kitten-pulverization.
* ItsAWonderfulFailure
* TheHeroDies: A LOT

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* ExactWords: Some of the endings like to misinterpret commands like "[[spoiler:tie booth]]". such as "tie booth". This can be confusing to those who try synonyms like "[[spoiler:fix booth]]".
"fix booth".
* GainaxEnding: "Eat Booth" booth" results in a mishmash of references to ''VideoGame/{{Aisle}}'' and ''So Far'' (bizarre enough that even the parser feels obliged to comment); "Kick Booth" seems like a utter non-sequitur unless you've played ''{{Losing Your Grip}}''.
''VideoGame/LosingYourGrip''.
* GrandFinale: Parodied with "close".
* HappilyEverAfter: Occasionally.
Occasionally, though usually in a tongue-in-cheek manner.
* HaveANiceDeath
HaveANiceDeath: Each ending, regardless of whether you die or not, has a unique parser message that ends the game.
* InterfaceScrew: After using undo "undo" as a verb, [[spoiler:no matter what keys you press the game will type out, one letter per keypress, "drive" and execute that command]], to much confusion if it was an accident.
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accident. Even ''more'' confusing since [[spoiler:"drive" is not one of the recognized commands in the game proper]].
**
proper]]. This is a shout-out to Creator/AdamCadre's ''Shrapnel'', which pulls the same trick.
* IWillPunishYourFriendForYourFailure: If you try to 'waylay booth', "waylay booth", you get a flashback to your 15 years of training in the Terran Galactic Defense Force, where you were apparently motivated by constant threats of kitten-pulverization.
* ItsAWonderfulFailure
InSpiteOfANail: [[spoiler:"Deactivate pants"]] results in a time-travel situation where William [=McKinley=] survived his presidential term, Hitler slipped in the bathtub and knocked some sense into himself, Cracker Jacks were invented but don't come with a prize, and your parents married different people, abandoning you and leaving you with a descendant of Napoleon Bonaparte. Despite this, you're still around, [[spoiler:but your pants still explode and kill you]].
* ItsAWonderfulFailure: Most of the endings result in the game berating you, and none give any points.
* TheHeroDies: A LOTLOT.



* LaymansTerms: Type "brief", then "superbrief".



* LoveHurts: Choosing to "Love Booth" causes the phone booth to give you a big hug. [[spoiler: Did I say big hug? I mean it falls on you and crushes you.]]

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* LoveHurts: Choosing to "Love Booth" "love booth" causes the phone booth to give you a big hug. [[spoiler: Did I say big hug? I mean it falls on you and crushes you.]]]]
* MediumShiftGag: "Dance with booth" briefly switches the game's format from prose into a ScriptFic.



** Typing 'eat' will end with something so nonsensical the game itself will say "What the hell was that about?"
** Also try waltz with me.

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** Typing 'eat' "eat" will end with something so nonsensical the game itself will say "What the hell was that about?"
** Also try waltz "waltz with me.me".



* NonIndicativeName: "Sit on floor" doesn't actually result in sitting on the floor, instead leading to a ''Literature/TheCaskOfAmontillado'' reference.



* NowWhat

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* NowWhatNoodleImplements: Typing in "undo" without having previously done anything.



* OverlyLongGag: "Look in pants" and "hold".



* ShoutOut: To lots of other {{Text Adventure}}s. And pop culture. And all sorts of other stuff.
** Many endings describe the plot of movies or books.
* SchrodingersGun: Depending on the ending, you may end up being a MIT student, [[Series/GetSmart Maxwell Smart]], or even Franchise/{{Superman}}.
* SexyDiscretionShot: [[spoiler:'Touch booth'.]]
* SitcomArchNemesis: In [[spoiler:'Examine booth']], [[Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic David Morgan-Mar]] appears to be this for the player character.

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* RunningGag: Pants, especially [[spoiler:the exploding variety]]. Also, several endings end with the message "You have a wacky pratfall."
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Type "verbose".
* ShoutOut: To lots of other {{Text Adventure}}s. And pop culture. And all sorts of other stuff.
**
stuff. Many endings outright describe the plot of movies or books.
* SchrodingersGun: Depending on the ending, you may end up being a MIT student, [[Series/GetSmart Maxwell Smart]], or even Franchise/{{Superman}}.
Franchise/{{Superman}}. The player's gender can vary between endings, too.
* SexyDiscretionShot: [[spoiler:'Touch booth'.[[spoiler:"Touch booth".]]
* SitcomArchNemesis: In [[spoiler:'Examine booth']], [[spoiler:"Examine booth"]], [[Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic David Morgan-Mar]] appears to be this for the player character.



* StuffBlowingUp: Type "blow up booth" and [[LudicrousGibs "blow up self"]].
* TakeThat: Sort of. Typing "sleep" prompts this response:

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* StuffBlowingUp: Type "blow up booth" and booth", "esplode booth", [[LudicrousGibs "blow up self"]], or [[PopGoesTheHuman "esplode self"]].
* TakeThat: TakeThat:
**
Sort of. Typing "sleep" prompts this response:



--> [[spoiler:AC:*** You were the CEO of pets.com ***]]

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--> [[spoiler:AC:*** [[spoiler:'''*** You were the CEO of pets.com ***]]***''']]
** Typing "yes" results in this:
--> "You send in your vote of affirmation... but it doesn't get counted."
--> '''*** New England? [[UsefulNotes/AlGore I meant Florida]] ***'''



* TwistEnding: Type "Wait"

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* TwistEnding: Type "Wait"TwistEnding:
** "Wait".



* WeddingsForEveryone: Yes, one of the endings involves a wedding. In it, you marry [[spoiler: the phone booth.]]
* YouCantGetYeFlask: Some verbs ([[spoiler:love, undo]]) resolve differently depending on whether you specify the phone booth as the target or not.

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* WeddingsForEveryone: Yes, one One of the endings ([[spoiler:"booth, yes"]]) involves a wedding. In it, you marry [[spoiler: the phone booth.]]
* YouCantGetYeFlask: Some YouCantGetYeFlask:
** Most
verbs ([[spoiler:love, undo]]) (such as "get" or "kiss") resolve differently depending on whether the target you specify, either "phone booth" or "me". A few also have different endings depending on if you specify the phone booth as the a target at all (such as "love" or not."listen").
** There are different responses for the cardinal directions (and up and down) depending on if you type "walk" or "look".
** A few actions, such as "hug" or "set", don't result in an ending but instead a snarky comment.
** This is also lampshaded if you type "waltz (subject)" rather than "waltz WITH (subject)".
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** [[spoiler:"Love Me",]] however, is a [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]].
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PUTPBAA is a spinoff of the minimalist InteractiveFiction "VideoGame/PickUpThePhoneBoothAndDie" and the differently minimalist "VideoGame/{{Aisle}}". Just as in the latter, you can only make one move, and then the game ends. You have a host of other commands to choose from, and each one leads to hundreds of {{Alternate Ending}}s, each one sillier than the last.

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PUTPBAA is a spinoff of the minimalist InteractiveFiction "VideoGame/PickUpThePhoneBoothAndDie" and the differently minimalist "VideoGame/{{Aisle}}". Just as in the latter, you can only make one move, and then the game ends. You have a host of other commands to choose from, and each one leads to hundreds of {{Alternate Ending}}s, possible endings, each one sillier than the last.
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** Also, [[spoiler: look southeast.]] Could possibly be a reference to the IF game ''Shade''.

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** Also, [[spoiler: look southeast.]] Could possibly be a reference to the IF game ''Shade''.''VideoGame/{{Shade}}''.
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** Typing 'eat' will end with something so nonsensical the game itself will say "What the hell was that about?"
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PUTPBAA is a spinoff of the minimalist InteractiveFiction "[[http://wurb.com/if/game/176 Pick Up The Phone Booth And Die]]" and the differently minimalist "VideoGame/{{Aisle}}". Just as in the latter, you can only make one move, and then the game ends. You have a host of other commands to choose from, and each one leads to hundreds of {{Alternate Ending}}s, each one sillier than the last.

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PUTPBAA is a spinoff of the minimalist InteractiveFiction "[[http://wurb.com/if/game/176 Pick Up The Phone Booth And Die]]" "VideoGame/PickUpThePhoneBoothAndDie" and the differently minimalist "VideoGame/{{Aisle}}". Just as in the latter, you can only make one move, and then the game ends. You have a host of other commands to choose from, and each one leads to hundreds of {{Alternate Ending}}s, each one sillier than the last.
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PUTPBAA is a spinoff of the minimalist InteractiveFiction "[[http://wurb.com/if/game/176 Pick Up The Phone Booth And Die]]" and the differently minimalist "[[http://wurb.com/if/game/431 Aisle]]". Just as in the latter, you can only make one move, and then the game ends. You have a host of other commands to choose from, and each one leads to hundreds of {{Alternate Ending}}s, each one sillier than the last.

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PUTPBAA is a spinoff of the minimalist InteractiveFiction "[[http://wurb.com/if/game/176 Pick Up The Phone Booth And Die]]" and the differently minimalist "[[http://wurb.com/if/game/431 Aisle]]"."VideoGame/{{Aisle}}". Just as in the latter, you can only make one move, and then the game ends. You have a host of other commands to choose from, and each one leads to hundreds of {{Alternate Ending}}s, each one sillier than the last.
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* TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything: Granted, while there are over 200 endings to the game, the [[http://www.ifarchive.org/if-archive/solutions/putpbaa.sol ending archive]] fails to list the word 'set' as a possible verb.

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* TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything: DevelopersForesight: Granted, while there are over 200 endings to the game, the [[http://www.ifarchive.org/if-archive/solutions/putpbaa.sol ending archive]] fails to list the word 'set' as a possible verb.



** If you try to perform an action with a direction, you get creative bug responses. Waltz <direction>, for example, gets you the response, 'Your new name is Waltzes with Bugs'.



* ICantUseTheseThingsTogether: Lampshaded; if you try to perform an action with a direction, you get creative bug responses. Waltz <direction>, for example, gets you the response, 'Your new name is Waltzes with Bugs'.
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The game can be downloaded [[http://www.wurb.com/if/game/1380 here]], or played online [[http://www.spatch.net/games/play.cgi?game=ddyte here.]]

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The game can be downloaded [[http://www.wurb.com/if/game/1380 here]], or played online [[http://www.spatch.net/games/play.cgi?game=ddyte [[http://iplayif.com/?story=http://mirror.ifarchive.org/if-archive/games/zcode/PUTPBAA.z5 here.]]
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* IWillPunishYourFriendForYourFailure: If you try to 'waylay booth', you get a flashback to your 15 years of training in the Terran Galactic Defense Force, where you were apparently motivated by constant threats of kitten-pulverization.
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* TheLastStraw: Watch what happens when you type "fill self".



* WaferThinMint: Watch what happens when you type "fill self".
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* SitcomArchNemesis: In [[spoiler:'Examine booth']], [[Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic David Morgan-Mar]] appears to be this for the player character.
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--> [[spoiler:AC:*** You were the CEO of pets.com ***]]]]

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--> [[spoiler:AC:*** You were the CEO of pets.com ***]]]]***]]
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* TurbineBlender: If you try to "fly", in a paragraph-long reference to [[spoiler:''{{Photopia}}''.]]

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* TurbineBlender: If you try to "fly", in a paragraph-long reference to [[spoiler:''{{Photopia}}''.[[spoiler:''VideoGame/{{Photopia}}''.]]
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* TakeThat: Sort of. Typing "sleep" prompts this response:
--> "Looks like another cold night coming. Your best bet seems to be the phone booth. Huddled inside, you catch some winks as best as you can before the cops move you on. The half bottle of cooking sherry you stole seems to help. Next day, the struggle begins again."
--> [[spoiler:AC:*** You were the CEO of pets.com ***]]]]


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** Then there's the above TakeThat, where a depressing paragraph about you, a poor man trying to sleep, [[spoiler:actually having been the CEO of dot-com bubble company pets.com.]]
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* DieChairDie: "Fight", "smash", "destroy", and other similar words cause the protagonist to try to destroy the booth. It ends badly for him, unsurprisingly.
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* SchrodingersGun: Depending on the ending, you may end up being a MIT student, [[Series/GetSmart Maxwell Smart]], or even {{Superman}}.

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* SchrodingersGun: Depending on the ending, you may end up being a MIT student, [[Series/GetSmart Maxwell Smart]], or even {{Superman}}.Franchise/{{Superman}}.



* SoOnceAgainTheDayIsSaved: Two endings cast you as {{Superman}} of all people!

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* SoOnceAgainTheDayIsSaved: Two endings cast you as {{Superman}} Franchise/{{Superman}} of all people!
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** [[spoiler:"Love Me",]] however, is a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.

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** [[spoiler:"Love Me",]] however, is a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.[[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]].
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->'''The Town Square'''\\
You are standing in the middle of a pretty town square in the center of a nondescript England town. Like most any other nondescript New England town, there's not much to see or do here, but maybe you'll find something amusing and enjoyable to do.\\
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A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the square.

PUTPBAA is a spinoff of the minimalist InteractiveFiction "[[http://wurb.com/if/game/176 Pick Up The Phone Booth And Die]]" and the differently minimalist "[[http://wurb.com/if/game/431 Aisle]]". Just as in the latter, you can only make one move, and then the game ends. You have a host of other commands to choose from, and each one leads to hundreds of {{Alternate Ending}}s, each one sillier than the last.

The game can be downloaded [[http://www.wurb.com/if/game/1380 here]], or played online [[http://www.spatch.net/games/play.cgi?game=ddyte here.]]

It has also been [[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Pick_Up_the_Phone_Booth_and_Aisle "ported"]] to Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}.
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!!PUTBAA uses the following tropes:
* AllJustADream: Mocked with [[spoiler:"wake"]].
* {{Anticlimax}}: [[spoiler:"Yay. You jumped."]]
* AndTheAdventureContinues
* AWinnerIsYou
* BecomingTheGenie: [[spoiler: Try to "Bunk In" the phone booth and see what happens.]]
* BittersweetEnding: Several.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Try "wave".
* CargoShip: Invoked. Several endings imply romantic involvement between you and the booth. Others aren't so subtle.
* CataclysmClimax: Well let's see... among the "Game Overs" include death by meteor, death by the wrath of god, death by "ICE STOOOOOOORM", death by CosmicHorror...
* CuttingTheKnot: [[spoiler:>WIN "Okay." ***YOU WIN***]] Or so it seems.
* TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything: Granted, while there are over 200 endings to the game, the [[http://www.ifarchive.org/if-archive/solutions/putpbaa.sol ending archive]] fails to list the word 'set' as a possible verb.
** Remember how typing "Inventory" [[spoiler:causes your pants to explode?]] Try typing Disarm [[spoiler:Pants]], Disleg [[spoiler:Pants]], Throw [[spoiler:Pants]], Remove [[spoiler:Pants]], Eat [[spoiler:Pants]], and then Deactivate [[spoiler:Pants]].
* TheDogBitesBack: There are a number of ways to kill the phone booth. Unfortunately, there are even MORE ways it can kill you instead.
* DownerEnding: Most endings end badly for the protagonist.
** [[spoiler:"Love Me",]] however, is a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
* DiabolusExMachina: "Cook Booth" ends with a safe falling on the protagonist.
** "Burn Booth" ends with God smiting you with lightning.
* EverybodyLives: Many of the "Happy" endings are like this.
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: Type "look southwest".
* ExactWords: Some of the endings like to misinterpret commands like "[[spoiler:tie booth]]". This can be confusing to those who try synonyms like "[[spoiler:fix booth]]".
* GainaxEnding: "Eat Booth" results in a mishmash of references to ''VideoGame/{{Aisle}}'' and ''So Far'' (bizarre enough that even the parser feels obliged to comment); "Kick Booth" seems like a utter non-sequitur unless you've played ''{{Losing Your Grip}}''.
* HappilyEverAfter: Occasionally.
* HaveANiceDeath
* InterfaceScrew: After using undo as a verb, [[spoiler:no matter what keys you press the game will type out, one letter per keypress, "drive" and execute that command]], to much confusion if it was an accident.
** Even ''more'' confusing since [[spoiler:"drive" is not one of the recognized commands in the game proper]].
** This is a shout-out to Creator/AdamCadre's ''Shrapnel'', which pulls the same trick.
* ICantUseTheseThingsTogether: Lampshaded; if you try to perform an action with a direction, you get creative bug responses. Waltz <direction>, for example, gets you the response, 'Your new name is Waltzes with Bugs'.
* ItsAWonderfulFailure
* TheHeroDies: A LOT
* LogicBomb: Type in "enter self".
* LoveHurts: Choosing to "Love Booth" causes the phone booth to give you a big hug. [[spoiler: Did I say big hug? I mean it falls on you and crushes you.]]
* MindScrew: Kick the phone booth.
** Also, [[spoiler: look southeast.]] Could possibly be a reference to the IF game ''Shade''.
** Try to undo without performing an action first.
** Also try waltz with me.
* MultipleEndings: The entire point of the game.
* NeverHeardThatOneBefore: Try entering [[ClassicCheatCode "xyzzy"]], and a disembodied voice will complain about being summoned every time someone decides to make this reference.
* NonstandardGameOver: Many times, you don't exactly die, but the game ends anyway.
* NoodleIncident: Type in "walk" and the phone booth somehow impregnates you. And you end up in the Gobi desert.
* NowWhat
* OhGodWithTheVerbing: Type "open booth".
* ReticulatingSplines: "Smock my knickers" gives you this phrase.
* ShoutOut: To lots of other {{Text Adventure}}s. And pop culture. And all sorts of other stuff.
** Many endings describe the plot of movies or books.
* SchrodingersGun: Depending on the ending, you may end up being a MIT student, [[Series/GetSmart Maxwell Smart]], or even {{Superman}}.
* SexyDiscretionShot: [[spoiler:'Touch booth'.]]
* SoOnceAgainTheDayIsSaved: Two endings cast you as {{Superman}} of all people!
* StuffBlowingUp: Type "blow up booth" and [[LudicrousGibs "blow up self"]].
* TitleDrop: Do it! You'll win! [[spoiler: Really!]]
* TheManyDeathsOfYou: Again, the whole point of the game.
* TurbineBlender: If you try to "fly", in a paragraph-long reference to [[spoiler:''{{Photopia}}''.]]
* TwistEnding: Type "Wait"
* WaferThinMint: Watch what happens when you type "fill self".
* WallOfText: You get one by typing "about".
* WeddingsForEveryone: Yes, one of the endings involves a wedding. In it, you marry [[spoiler: the phone booth.]]
* YouCantGetYeFlask: Some verbs ([[spoiler:love, undo]]) resolve differently depending on whether you specify the phone booth as the target or not.
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