History Tropers / MisterAlways

He's an autistic ('Sperger's Syndrome) 17 year old Dutchman with a chip on his shoulder and a cool jacket that he will never part from. New addition: HAT (+5 Stetsonness). Fat, trying to lose weight[[{{Understatement}} semi-perverted]], [[DepravedBisexual bisexual]], bilingual, [[FreakLabAccident radioactive]], [[EldritchAbomination eldritch]], [[MostTropersAreYoungNerds geeky]], animal-loving, [[WellIntentionedExtremist a noted anime-disliker]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking fan of Stephen King]] and an assorted other regiment of authors.

--> Aaaaalways, I wanna beeeee with yooou, and make [[InsaneTrollLogic belieeeeve with you]]~

[[InsaneTrollLogic Okay, I'm gonna put some shit on here. ]]

'''WHO BE-ETH MISTER ALWAYS?'''

In general opinion, a silly person who should be banned or barred from It Just Bugs Me. If you wanna shorten his name, it's 'Always', never 'Mister' or 'Mr. Always'. [/pedantry]

He likes roleplaying . He's an autistic ('Sperger's Syndrome) 16 year old Dutchman with a [[DarkerAndEdgier chip on his shoulder]] and a [[ICallItVera cool vest that he will never ever part from]]. New addition: HAT (+5 Stetsonness). Fat, but losing weight at a disquieting pace (when he can control himself around sweets - d'oh!), [[{{Understatement}} semi-perverted]], [[DepravedBisexual bisexual]], [[FlatWhat bilingual]], [[FreakLabAccident radioactive]], [[EldritchAbomination eldritch]], [[MostTropersAreYoungNerds geeky]], animal-loving (as long as it doesn't live on the bottom of the sea - fuck you, hatchetfish!), [[WellIntentionedExtremist a noted anime-disliker]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking fan of Stephen King]] and an assorted [[AndYourLittleDogToo other regiment of authors]], always willing to [[HyperAwareness check out something new]].

Troper friends includ'''IM IN UR PAGE, SACKING UR ROMES'''

HungryJoe [HJ] Began vandelizing MisterAlways's [MA] page.

HungryJoe [HJ] Ceased vandelizing MisterAlways's [MA] page.

''..."And that's how we found it, sir." The constable straightened out his peaked cap and looked to the grizzled Chief Internet Detective Inspector Gregor Schevenko. "The evidence seems to point to this HungryJoe person. We checked out his record - it seems he has a predilection for this kind of internet vandalism. Seems an open-and-shut cas-"''

''"No." The word bounced off the clammy, shabbily-wallpapered walls of the poky apartment that MisterAlways had been holed up in for what records showed had been the last few months. The faded floral patterns were now barely visible under the layers of damp, charred paper which covered most inches of the of the room. From what DI Schevenko had determined, the last occupant of the room (currently missing, on an unauthorised holiday from a small asylum halfway across the district) had been sticking scribbled factoids and a disordered history on his life on any paper he could come across. It was the latest in a long line of apartments and rented bedrooms, tracing an erratic line across the district that originated at his original, institutionalised quarters. The line had been rubbed out at this point, though; a fire had been started in this room, a seeming attempt to cleanse any evidence of this deranged runner's story. But the question was: by who?''

''"Whom."''

''"What?" Gregor barked at the constable, who had recoiled slightly from the response but was now straightening himself out.''

''"You mean, 'by whom'. 'By who' is grammatically incorrect."''

''The Detective Inspector then shot the constable in the face with his trusty service revolver, because he disliked pedants. And this crap is getting pretty boring to write. Anyway, it turns out that it was EthZee.''

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///// a whole lot of [[AnythingThatMoves fucking people]].

Used to participate in a lot of Forum Games, [[FuckThatShit but no longer!]]

Plans for the future? Finish school, work for a few years, buy a van, TRAVEL AMERICA AND VISIT PEOPLE HE KNOWS FROM THE INTERNET. ALSO, LOTS OF SEX. WRITING BOOKS.

He's working on a tabletop game, but he hates the "writing it down" part. Ideas by the buckets.

He likes writing, too! He wrote an [[SCPFoundation SCP]] that was pretty well-recieved (363, if you were wondering. Not to be confused with [[God 343]]).

He plays WoW, occassionally, played through Portal and loved it, but he doesn't play a lot of other games {except Spelunky. Oh, Spelunky). Though, he recently bought a PS3, so that's changing.

Anything I forgot...oh yeah! He's in a band. Well, it's a school band. We're called "He Did It" (ripe with jokes), mostly rock-ish. He wrote a song, too. He's on vocals (usually lead-singer, though he alternates with the other singer). '''AND BOY DOES IT SCORE HIM A LOT OF POON''' [[hottip: >_> : Actually he's a virgin but don't tell shhhhhh]].

What's more? He owns a dog and two- scratch that, THREE cats. Plus two birds. And two turtles. He's got sort of deep-red, almost auburn hair (not -really- a ginger), frecklez, blue-gray-ish eyes, if you care about that shit. You can catch him on Ventrilo, sometimes. Not so much on IRC. (Paradoxically, he does use IRC a lot - the SCP Foundation channel and another one, but he always kind of forgets to log onto the troper channel, 'cuz it's on a different server and such)

Before I forget (hah, I did forget it, but you'll never notice because I ninja-editeeeeed), he likes a lot of music. Like, a whole lot of it. Except that trashy pop shit, fuck off.

And now you know.

@@P.S: The second striked-out line still applies, btw. I'm sorry if I'm a jerk at times! I'm grumpy.@@


!!Stuff:


!!PLEASE VIOLATE UNDER THIS DISCOLOURED LINE, THIS TURGID PILLAR OF OOZING FLESH, THIS THIS THIS:

IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAA! Now that I have violated you, I would like to say you are way too lulzy for my own good. - Epitome

-I plan on giving you more nightmares with tales of that insane game!!!-{{Dark Lady Celebrian}}

* Mister Always: TACO, I WANT TO COVER YOU IN OLIVE OIL AND SLATHER YOU WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES, THEN HUMP YOU LIKE A RABID CAMEL. Now nobody will forget that you said this. Degree of drunkenness is irrelevant, if at all present--{{Taco}}

Hey, man. - [[{{Schitzo}} A friend.]]

Hello. You're Dutch. That's pretty cool. I know a little Dutch. Maybe. It's more fun to pronounce than English Tropers/RainbowDust

Oops! I'm so slow. :P Sowwy! - @/{{Vorpy}}

'Sup. - @/{{Komodin}}

[[ContinuityNod So here's an edit, it's my second.]] - @/{{Counterclock}}

IM IN UR PAGE, SACKING UR ROMES


HungryJoe [HJ] Began vandelizing MisterAlways's [MA] page.

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So, you want vandalism? -graffitis the page- There. - @/{{Balmung}}

(begins scribbling swear words on wall) - Tropers/AnonymousUser

"Hollaback Girl" is a moderately fast song, being 110bpm, in the key of B major. It combines old school hip hop with dance music, and—like the majority of pop music—is set in common time. The main chord pattern of the song alternates between B major and D sharp minor triads.Most of the harmonic content of the song revolves around a two-chord alternation which music theorists may regard as an L (leading tone) transformation, in which the root of the major chord is lowered by a half-step to form a second inversion minor chord on the third scale degree (see image to right). This stepwise motion between B and A-sharp highlights this chord change. It is in verse-chorus form with a bridge before the fourth and final chorus. The song features sparse instrumentation, primarily a minimal beat produced by drum machine. A guitar plays the song's riff, a six-note pattern as Stefani repeats "this my shit" during the chorus, and a brass section joins during the second chorus. In part because of its cheerleading motif, it drew comparisons to Toni Basil's 1982 song "Mickey".
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He likes roleplaying . He's an autistic ('Sperger's Syndrome) 16 year old Dutchman with a [[DarkerAndEdgier chip on his shoulder]] and a [[ICallItVera cool vest that he will never ever part from]]. New addition: HAT (+5 Trilbyness). Fat, but losing weight at a disquieting pace (when he can control himself around sweets - d'oh!), [[{{Understatement}} semi-perverted]], [[DepravedBisexual bisexual]], [[FlatWhat bilingual]], [[FreakLabAccident radioactive]], [[EldritchAbomination eldritch]], [[MostTropersAreYoungNerds geeky]], animal-loving (as long as it doesn't live on the bottom of the sea - fuck you, hatchetfish!), [[WellIntentionedExtremist a noted anime-disliker]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking fan of Stephen King]] and an assorted [[AndYourLittleDogToo other regiment of authors]], always willing to [[HyperAwareness check out something new]].

Troper friends include a whole lot of [[AnythingThatMoves fucking people]].

So, you want vandalism? -graffitis the page- There. - @/{{Balmung}}

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IM IN UR PAGE, SACKING UR ROMES

This is what vandalism actually, you know, means.

[[strike: Nothing to see here, move along, thank you.]]

[[strike: Also, if you see him acting like a jerk, remember that he doesn't hate you. He's just a grumpy bear.]]

--> Aaaaalways, I wanna beeeee with yooou, and make [[InsaneTrollLogic belieeeeve with you]]~

[[InsaneTrollLogic Okay, I'm gonna put some shit on here. ]]

'''WHO BE-ETH MISTER ALWAYS?'''

In general opinion, a silly person who should be banned or barred from It Just Bugs Me. If you wanna shorten his name, it's 'Always', never 'Mister' or 'Mr. Always'. [/pedantry]

He likes roleplaying . He's an autistic ('Sperger's Syndrome) 16 year old Dutchman with a [[DarkerAndEdgier chip on his shoulder]] and a [[ICallItVera cool vest that he will never ever part from]]. New addition: HAT (+5 Trilbyness). Fat, but losing weight at a disquieting pace (when he can control himself around sweets - d'oh!), [[{{Understatement}} semi-perverted]], [[DepravedBisexual bisexual]], [[FlatWhat bilingual]], [[FreakLabAccident radioactive]], [[EldritchAbomination eldritch]], [[MostTropersAreYoungNerds geeky]], animal-loving (as long as it doesn't live on the bottom of the sea - fuck you, hatchetfish!), [[WellIntentionedExtremist a noted anime-disliker]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking fan of Stephen King]] and an assorted [[AndYourLittleDogToo other regiment of authors]], always willing to [[HyperAwareness check out something new]].

Troper friends include a whole lot of [[AnythingThatMoves fucking people]].

Used to participate in a lot of Forum Games, [[FuckThatShit but no longer!]]

Plans for the future? Finish school, work for a few years, buy a van, TRAVEL AMERICA AND VISIT PEOPLE HE KNOWS FROM THE INTERNET. ALSO, LOTS OF SEX. WRITING BOOKS.

He's working on a tabletop game, but he hates the "writing it down" part. Ideas by the buckets.

He likes writing, too! He wrote an [[SCPFoundation SCP]] that was pretty well-recieved (363, if you were wondering. Not to be confused with [[God 343]]).

He plays WoW, occassionally, played through Portal and loved it, but he doesn't play a lot of other games {except Spelunky. Oh, Spelunky). Though, he recently bought a PS3, so that's changing.

Anything I forgot...oh yeah! He's in a band. Well, it's a school band. We're called "He Did It" (ripe with jokes), mostly rock-ish. He wrote a song, too. He's on vocals (usually lead-singer, though he alternates with the other singer). '''AND BOY DOES IT SCORE HIM A LOT OF POON''' [[hottip: >_> : Actually he's a virgin but don't tell shhhhhh]].

What's more? He owns a dog and two- scratch that, THREE cats. Plus two birds. And two turtles. He's got sort of deep-red, almost auburn hair (not -really- a ginger), frecklez, blue-gray-ish eyes, if you care about that shit. You can catch him on Ventrilo, sometimes. Not so much on IRC. (Paradoxically, he does use IRC a lot - the SCP Foundation channel and another one, but he always kind of forgets to log onto the troper channel, 'cuz it's on a different server and such)

Before I forget (hah, I did forget it, but you'll never notice because I ninja-editeeeeed), he likes a lot of music. Like, a whole lot of it. Except that trashy pop shit, fuck off.

And now you know.

@@P.S: The second striked-out line still applies, btw. I'm sorry if I'm a jerk at times! I'm grumpy.@@


!!Stuff:


!!PLEASE VIOLATE UNDER THIS DISCOLOURED LINE, THIS TURGID PILLAR OF OOZING FLESH, THIS THIS THIS:

IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAA! Now that I have violated you, I would like to say you are way too lulzy for my own good. - Epitome

-I plan on giving you more nightmares with tales of that insane game!!!-{{Dark Lady Celebrian}}

* Mister Always: TACO, I WANT TO COVER YOU IN OLIVE OIL AND SLATHER YOU WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES, THEN HUMP YOU LIKE A RABID CAMEL. Now nobody will forget that you said this. Degree of drunkenness is irrelevant, if at all present--{{Taco}}

Hey, man. - [[{{Schitzo}} A friend.]]

Oops! I'm so slow. :P Sowwy! - @/{{Vorpy}}

'Sup. - @/{{Komodin}}

[[ContinuityNod So here's an edit, it's my second.]] - @/{{Counterclock}}
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--> Aaaaalways, I wanna beeeee with yooou, and make belieeeeve with you~

Okay, I'm gonna put some shit on here.

He likes roleplaying . He's an autistic ('Sperger's Syndrome) 16 year old Dutchman with a chip on his shoulder and a cool vest that he will never ever part from. New addition: HAT (+5 Trilbyness). Fat, but losing weight at a disquieting pace (when he can control himself around sweets - d'oh!), semi-perverted, bisexual, bilingual, radioactive, [[EldritchAbomination eldritch]], [[MostTropersAreYoungNerds geeky]], animal-loving (as long as it doesn't live on the bottom of the sea - fuck you, hatchetfish!), a noted anime-disliker, fan of Stephen King and an assorted other regiment of authors, always willing to check out something new.

Troper friends include a whole lot of fucking people.

Used to participate in a lot of Forum Games, but no longer!

'Sup. - @/{{Komodin}}

He likes roleplaying - you can find him in [[RadioCity Evil Mastermind RPG]] (Black Ogre and Bronze Revolver) and the Traditional Pokemon RP, as of now (Clive). He's an autistic ('Sperger's Syndrome) 16 year old Dutchman with a chip on his shoulder and a cool vest that he will never ever part from. Fat, but losing weight at a disquieting pace (when he can control himself around sweetnesses - d'oh!), semi-perverted, bisexual, bilingual, radioactive, [[EldritchAbomination eldritch]], [[MostTropersAreYoungNerds geeky]], animal-loving (as long as it doesn't live on the bottom of the sea - fuck you, hatchetfish!), a noted anime-disliker, fan of Stephen King and an assorted other regiment of authors, always willing to check out something new.

He likes writing, too! He wrote an [[SCPFoundation SCP]] that was pretty well-recieved (363, if you were wondering).

What's more? He owns a dog and two- scratch that, THREE cats. He's got sort of deep-red, almost auburn hair (not -really- a ginger), frecklez, blue-gray-ish eyes, if you care about that shit. You can catch him on Ventrilo, sometimes. Not so much on IRC. (Paradoxically, he does use IRC a lot - the SCP Foundation channel and another one, but he always kind of forgets to log onto the troper channel, 'cuz it's on a different server and such)

Troper friends include {{Taco}}, {{Dark Lady Celebrian}}, {{Suke Sho}}, {{Starbound2}} (right? ;_:) and in all honesty too many people to list here in full. (Hey, if you stumbly by, feel free to add yourself).

He plays WoW, occassionally, played through Portal and loved it, but he doesn't play a lot of other games {except Spelunky. Oh, Spelunky).

What's more? He owns a dog and two cats. He's got sort of deep-red, almost auburn hair (not -really- a ginger), frecklez, blue-gray-ish eyes, if you care about that shit. You can catch him on Ventrilo, sometimes. Not so much on IRC. (Paradoxically, he does use IRC a lot - the SCP Foundation channel and another one, but he always kind of forgets to log onto the troper channel, 'cuz it's on a different server and such)

Before I forget (hah, I did forget it, but you'll never notice because I ninja-editeeeeed), he likes a lot of diversive bands. {{Disturbed}}, {{The Prodigy}}, {{Gorillaz}}, {{N.A.S.A}} (not really a band but eff yooooou). Singersongwriters he likes? {{Tom Waits}} and {{Jonathan Coulton}}, baby. {{System Of A Down}} also used to hold a place in his heart. And if everyone ever tells you he used to identify as a [[InsaneClownPosse juggallo]], they are SUCH liars and oh my GOD why do you even SAY something like that. [[hottip:*:I was just fourteen at the time, damn it!]]