History Tropers / KarlKadaver

* I'll tell you want, [[{{Touhou}} Hong Meiling]] is an elegant woman and she is also as sexy as hell[[hottip:*:At least in fanon depictions anyway. But still...]]. - [[@/IvanTheMouse Wanting China]]

''AN: This page is ALWAYS under constuction. Please make sure to wear your hardhat at all times, and please don't spraypaint on the walls. Seriously.''



[[color:white:THIS HAS]] [[color:blue:BEEN VAND]][[color:white:ALIZED MUAHAHA]] - Aww crap! *diligent scrubbing*

[[color:red:KARL, I AM YOUR FATHER'S BROTHER'S NEPHEW'S COUSIN'S FORMER ROOMATE!!! WHAT DOES THAT MAKE US, YOU SAY? ABSOLUTELY...wait, you already knew???? [[{{MemeticMutation}} DOOOO]] [[{{BigNo}} NOOOOT]] [[{{BlindIdiotTranslation}} WAAAAAAANNNTTT!!!!]]]]

''AN: Karl's MaximumFunChamber has been demolished to make room for...um...stuff. Probably stuff related to his crap writing. Or [=RPing=]. Or his videogames. Whatever. The point is, it's not here anymore. Just deal.''

[[color:purple:All seriousness aside]], you've stepped into Karl's Profile Page. Nice and comfy? Cool. *sits* Now, I'm supposing you want to know more about me. That's why you clicked my name, amirite?

Well, for starters, I've been lurking TV Tropes for some time now, and now [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife almost constantly think in Trope-Speak.]] Which is good, because I fancy myself as some kind of writer (I'm actually a [[{{Mooks}} faceless drone]] who spends a majority of his time in a cubicle maze, working for [[BigBad The Man]]). I have a few works published on Fictionpress.com. Lately, I've taken a flying leap into the world of fanfiction by writing my first MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic fanfic, ''Say Neigh To Zombies'' (which is now being read on YouTube!). I've also written a couple of more kid-friendly fic starring my AuthorInsert, Quilliam Bartholomew Inkwell. Yeah, I'm a brony.

I'm the jerk responsible for [[Literature/InAWorldLikeOurs In A World Like Ours,]] a superhero story I've had cooking in my head for a while. (I haven't updated it lately because of superheroic writer's block).

I'm also responsible for [[SturgeonsLaw putting some other crap fiction on the internet.]] You can find it all on Fictionpress.com. When I'm not writing and being generally DistractedByTheShiny, I'm either reading, writing, playing videogames, watching TV, or here playing the forum games.

AN: It's recently been brought to my attention that I should post something that tells you what [=RPs=] I'm involved with. Alrighty, then!

[[folder:[=RPs=] that Karl Kadaver is involved with. (Links are to the signups)]]
If the RP has a trope page, I'll link to that instead.

* My Little Pony - Absolution: A tabletop game-based RP (that means a lot of dice-rolling). I'm the GM.

* The Legend of Zelda, Squad D: I'm playing a Sheika named Laan.

[[/folder]]

Feel free to add any as you see fit, vandals!

** {{Glurge}} emails and any other email that can be proven false via a quick search of {{Snopes}}. I recently [[ClusterFBomb swore]] at someone for forwarding an email to me that I already knew was false. [[TooDumbToLive At work.]]

** In real life, my name is Shane. Long "A," silent "E." It's not Shawn, Sean, Seth, Steven, Sean, Dave, Henry, Shawn, or Sean. And definitely [[InsistentTerminology NOT SHAWN!]]
** In the fora: When people guess that my fetish is necrophilia. This causes me to go into a more TranquilFury, rather than white-hot rage, though.
* BiTheWay: My online persona has shades of this. Either that, or I'm just very, ''very'' friendly.

* BoisterousBruiser: Just so people don't get confused, I'm not {{Keet}}. I'm 6'1" and 225 lbs. That's far too large to be {{Keet}}.
* CloudCuckooLander: I'm definitely more of one here than in real life.
* CatchPhrase: Several now.
** "[[BrainBleach I can't unsee that!]]"
** *points dramatically at [Poster]* "I'd follow him/her/it/them to Hell and back, I would!"
** "Good on, ya!"
** "Rock on."

* CovertPervert: Yeah, I got kinks. One of them has been revealed. [[spoiler: And no, it's ''not'' necrophilia...]]
* DeadpanSnarker: I can be a real JerkAss if someone annoys me enough. I once made a friend cry simply by snarking ''[[BeyondTheImpossible myself]].'' Granted, I was being exceptionally hard on myself at the time...

** Sometimes I stab the knee, or jam pushpins or needles into and [[NightmareFuel and]] ''[[NightmareFuel really]]'' [[NightmareFuel freak people out]].
* EmbarrassingNickname: I was called [[{{WWE}} Big Sexy]] in high school. Most people, upon hearing that ask me "Why," [[SelfDeprecation with no irony whatsoever.]]

* FreudianSlip: Every time I try to type LonersAreFreaks, I type "[[GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex Lovers Are Freaks.]]"
** And when I talk about someone "Vandalising" my Troper page, I almost always say "Violate." My page had been violated.

* {{Lurker}}: Just because I don't post, don't think I don't know what you're saying. Creepy...

* NightmareFetishist: I'm a mild example. I love playing a good survival horror game with the [[NothingIsScarier lights off]] and the [[HeadphonesEqualIsolation headphones on]]. I also get a small rush from [[SchmuckBait Screamers]].

** '''{{LARGEHAM}}!'''

** GuiltyGear - These games feature better music than we deserve.
** TheLegendOfZelda - Who doesn't like being a hero?
** DynastyWarriors - RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms meets RuleOfCool and AutobotsRockOut? I'm in!
** SamuraiWarriors - Japanese history meets DynastyWarriors? I'm in!
** BatmanArkhamAsylum - A truly ''great'' superhero game.
** MassEffect - It's too bad my graphics card doesn't quite keep up. It looks like I'm viewing everything with petroleum jelly on the monitor. Also, [[SincerityMode I love]] the [[ScrappyMechanic Mako sections]].
** BioShock - Who's your Daddy? [[ArcWords Would you kindly]] play this game?
** {{Portal}} - I promise not to say anything about cake or being alive. Promise.
** ShadowOfTheColossus - Simply beautiful. One of the best games for PS2 ever.
** {{Eversion}} - Well...*points to my entry on NightmareFetishist*
** [[MegaMan Mega Man]]/[[MegaManX Mega Man X]] (Same continuity, as far as this troper is concerned.) - Great music, great level design, great story, great game.
** {{Metroid}} - I had a thing for Samus even before she got the Zero Suit.
** MarioParty - Good times!
** SuperMarioBros - The one that started it all for me.
** LeagueOfLegends - I haven't quite broken into the [=PvP=] aspect yet. Give me time.
** ResidentEvil - SurvivalHorror at its hammiest.
** StarCraft - I ''love'' constucting additional pylons!
** WarCraft - I ''love'' building more farms!
** {{Diablo}} - I ''love'' staying a while and listening!

More natter coming soon!

[[folder:Anime/Manga]]

** ClayMore

** AnAmericanTail (The first one. [[FirstInstallmentWins None of the rest exist to this troper.]])
** TheLandBeforeTime (The first one. [[FirstInstallmentWins None of the rest exist to this troper.]])

** TheMatrix ([[RunningGag The first one.]] [[FirstInstallmentWins The other ones weren't terrible, I just don't like them as much as the first.]])

** TheCrow

** "The War Of The Spider Queen" Series

** TransSiberianOrchestra %%fnord ^_^

** MyImmortal - I only went a little bit insane after reading this mess. Trivia: I fall into the "This Is A Real Fan Fiction Written By A Real Person camp."
** HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences - I was sorely disappointed to learn that this was a Troll Fic. =(
** MyInnerLife - @/ManWithoutABody's DramaticReading is hilarious!
** ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen - HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD! *shrugs* That's really the only thing I got out of reading this.
** AtlantaNights - Not technically a fanfic, but hilarious nonetheless. Also, @/ManWithoutABody's DramaticReading is hilarious!

** ImmortalitySyndrome - A ligitimately ''good'' PowerPuffGirls fanfiction

[[folder:wORKSoFgENIUS]]

** Oh, that happened to me once! I told the barista off and he told me to get bent. It was a horrible day. ~ @/{{Aralyn}}

[[folder:Vandalism]]

OBLIGATORY MUSIC FOR READING TO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urXvUmhd05k&feature=fvst

[[youtube:urXvUmhd05k]]

''AN: This page is under constuction. Please make sure to wear your hardhat at all times, and please don't spraypaint on the walls. Seriously.''

Well, for starters, I've been lurking TV Tropes for some time now, and now [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife almost constantly think in Trope-Speak.]] Which is good, because I fancy myself as some kind of writer (I'm actually a [[{{Mooks}} faceless drone]] who spends a majority of his time in a cubicle maze, working for [[BigBad The Man]]). I have a few works published on Fictionpress.com. I don't write fan fiction for tv shows, movies, or videogame series, since I don't like [[CharacterDerailment playing with other people's characters.]]

I ''have'' written fanfiction here, however. [[color:orange:You can find it within the Shipping Thread in this very forum.]] If you can find it, you will then see why I don't usually write fan fiction. Usually. I'm in the process of writing a fan fiction based on posts from the Wild Mass Guessing Thread. [[SelfDeprecation It will be terrible and no one will want to read it.]] The working title is: ''[[http://karlkadaver.livejournal.com/1120.html The Card That Has A Really Long, Awkward, And Unwieldly Name.]]''

I'm also responsible for [[SturgeonsLaw putting some other crap fiction on the internet.]] You can find it all on Fictionpress.com. When I'm not writing and being generally DistractedByTheShiny, I'm either reading, playing videogames, watching TV, or here playing the forum games.

* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13155443210A52749300&page=1 March of The Dragon King]]
** GM: Zeromaeus
** My Character: Kenneth Marston, an Alchemist/Transmutor
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/AWorldOfHeroes A World Of Heroes]]
** GM: Cygan Angel
** My Character: Alyson Reynolds/Yellow Jacket, a [[EverythingsWorseWithBees wasp-themed]] superheroine
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13140849820A85722100&page=1 Pokemon RP]]
** GM: Crazy Dawg
** My Character: Xanos, a former Team Rocket Arbok turned Type 2 AntiHero
* KingdomHeartsTwilightOfTheStars
** GM: Cygan Angel, I think.
** My Character: [[{{Literature.InAWorldLikeOurs}} Sunburst]], a character from my own work. Nifty!

* Thanks for the flower. That means that I'm giving a clone of it to you! @—}— ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]]

* Thanks for the flower. That means that I'm giving a clone of it to you! @—}— ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]]