| 1 | ''AN: Large-scale renovation in progress. Lots of cleaning, spellchecking, updating, and such to follow.'' |
| 2 | |
| 3 | ''This page is ALWAYS under construction. Please make sure to wear your hardhat at all times, and please don't spray-paint on the walls. Seriously.'' |
| 4 | |
| 5 | ''-Please watch your step-'' |
| 6 | |
| 7 | All seriousness aside, you've stepped into Karl's Profile Page. Nice and comfy? Cool. *sits* Now, I'm supposing you want to know more about me. That's why you clicked my name, amirite? |
| 8 | |
| 9 | Or maybe it was some sort of mistake. Internet browsers do that sometimes. It's cool. Just go up to the top of the page and click on the arrow that's pointing left. I won't be offended. [[SincerityMode Honest.]] |
| 10 | |
| 11 | Still here? Wow. I...I'm flattered. |
| 12 | |
| 13 | Well, for starters, I've been lurking TV Tropes for some time now, and now [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife almost constantly think in Trope-Speak.]] Which is good, because I fancy myself as some kind of writer (I'm actually a [[{{Mook}} faceless drone]] who spends a majority of his time in a cubicle maze, working for [[BigBad The Man]]). I have a few works published on Fictionpress.com. Lately, I've taken a flying leap into the world of fanfiction by writing my first MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic fanfic, ''Say Neigh To Zombies'' (which is now being read on YouTube!). I've also written a couple of more kid-friendly fic starring my AuthorInsert, Quilliam Bartholomew Inkwell III. Yeah, I'm a [[PeripheryDemographic brony.]] |
| 14 | |
| 15 | [[AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder I have lots of works-in-progress.]] |
| 16 | |
| 17 | I'm the jerk responsible for [[Literature/InAWorldLikeOurs In A World Like Ours,]] a superhero story I've had cooking in my head for a while. (I haven't updated it [[{{Understatement}} lately]] because of superheroic writer's block). |
| 18 | |
| 19 | I'm also responsible for [[SturgeonsLaw putting some other crap fiction on the internet.]] You can find it all on Fictionpress.com, Fanifction.net, or on my hard drive (if you’re a [[LeetSpeak 1337 HAXX0r]]) When I'm not writing and being generally DistractedByTheShiny, I'm either reading, writing, playing videogames, watching TV, or here playing the forum games. |
| 20 | |
| 21 | You can also find some more of my crap writing (as well as random thoughts and rants) on [[http://karlkadaver.livejournal.com Live Journal]], by the way. Won't you be my friend? |
| 22 | |
| 23 | If not, I won't be offended. [[SincerityMode Honest.]] |
| 24 | |
| 25 | !! This Troper contains the following Tropes: |
| 26 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 27 | |
| 28 | [[folder: Tropes that describe me by other Tropers]] |
| 29 | |
| 30 | * BunnyEarsLawyer ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}} |
| 31 | * TheCuckooLanderWasRight - This happens during your WMG postings....- @/VoidsEmpathy |
| 32 | * EverythingsDeaderWithZombies (username and a bunch of your avatars) -{{@/Ozbourne}} |
| 33 | * EvillyAffable - It's all right that you are =) -[[@/VoidsEmpathy The Eternal Void]] |
| 34 | * GentleGiant -@/MilosStefanovic |
| 35 | * HalloweenSpecial: Thanks for taking part in TVTropes "Great Trick-or-Trope Day". You can now resume eating brains. ~@/DhanaRagnarok |
| 36 | ** Achievement Earned 20pts! - @/KarlKadaver |
| 37 | * {{Nice guy}}- You can try to deny it for whatever reason, but that's what I see you as. ~ marston |
| 38 | * NightmareFetishist - It's all your avatars. :P ~ @/RainehDaze |
| 39 | ** You think Moe-Samus is scary? This makes me sad... |
| 40 | * ShamelessSelfPromotion - I'm guilty of it. - @/KarlKadaver |
| 41 | |
| 42 | [[/folder]] |
| 43 | [[folder:Tropes that describe me by me.]] |
| 44 | |
| 45 | * AlliterativeName |
| 46 | * {{AfraidOfNeedles}}/{{Afraid Of Blood}}: DoubleSubversion. I'm not afarid of my own blood or pricking myself with a needle, but I can't stand seeing it happen to someone else. |
| 47 | * ApologizesAlot: Mostly in RL. I can't help it, I feel bad. Sorry. |
| 48 | * ArchEnemy: Full length mirrors and reflective windows. They remind me that I walk kind of funny. This saddens me. See CursedWithAwesome, below. |
| 49 | * AuthorAppeal: Supernatural Horrors, Superheroes, Zombies, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Blondes]]. |
| 50 | * BerserkButton: I'm slow to anger, but there ''are'' certain things that really get under my skin: |
| 51 | ** {{Glurge}} emails and any other email that can be proven false via a quick search of {{Snopes}}. I once [[ClusterFBomb swore]] at someone for forwarding an email to me that I already knew was false. [[TooDumbToLive At work.]] |
| 52 | ** Don't ask me if I can die from a paper cut. The answer is "No." |
| 53 | ** RougeAnglesOfSatin drives me to {{Angrish}}. It's "could've," people! Not "could of!" By the Gods! |
| 54 | ** In real life, my name is Shane. Long "A," silent "E." It's not Shawn, Seth, Steven, Sean, Dave, Henry, Shaun, or Sean. |
| 55 | * BiTheWay: My online persona has shades of this. Either that, or I'm just very, ''very'' friendly. Coincides with my omnipresent ViewerGenderConfusion. |
| 56 | ** In real life, I'm 100% heterosexual. |
| 57 | * BlindWithoutEm: I think my vision is somewhere in the 20/900 range. |
| 58 | * BoisterousBruiser: Just so people don't get confused, I'm not {{Keet}}. I'm 6'1" and 210 lbs. That's far too large to be {{Keet}}. |
| 59 | * CloudCuckooLander: I’m prone to this here, as well as in real life. |
| 60 | * CursedWithAwesome: I wear a plastic "clamshell" brace on my right leg. This renders it completely unable to bend at the knee. See DisabilitySuperpower below for the awesome. |
| 61 | * CovertPervert: Yeah, I [[BoundAndGagged got]] [[DamaselInDistress kinks]]. Problem? |
| 62 | * DeadpanSnarker: I can be a real JerkAss if someone annoys me enough. My deadpan snarkery more often tends toward very dry humor, though. |
| 63 | * DisabilitySuperpower: Because of a complication from [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haemophilia Hemophilia]], I have to wear a plastic brace on my leg. I can balance things on the top of it, essentially giving me a third hand when carrying boxes and such. I also knock on the knee and [[ForTheLulz freak people out.]] |
| 64 | ** Sometimes I stab the knee, or jam pushpins or needles into and and ''really'' freak people out. |
| 65 | * EvilLaugh: I've been told that my natural laugh is like this. By children. Practice makes perfect. |
| 66 | * {{GIRL}}: I've been known to roleplay girls in [=MMOs=] and forum [=RPs=]. Sometimes leads to DroppedABridgetOnHim if I'm feeling particularly Lulzy. |
| 67 | * HeadphonesEqualIsolation: I do this at work. And also when I'm at home playing video games (but that's mostly so I don't bother anyone.) |
| 68 | * {{Heroes Prefer Swords}}: I own six! Also... |
| 69 | ** KnifeNut: I also own a lot of knives. Which leads to... |
| 70 | *** FridgeLogic: "I thought you said you have [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haemophilia Hemophilia...]]" |
| 71 | * {{Lurker}}: Just as in real life, I prefer to listen than speak, but the Internet has gotten me to open up a little more. |
| 72 | * MeaningfulName: 'Karl Kadaver' actually started as my handle for when I play online games. I spend more time dead than alive. |
| 73 | * {{Motifs}}: If there's a zombie version of a character, I'll find it and use it as an avatar. |
| 74 | --> '''@/MegaMagikarp:''' "...What is it with you and zombies? :P"\ |
| 75 | '''@/KarlKadaver:''' "It's my thing, dude. You know, the thing that I'm known for. People see a zombie and they think, 'Hey, it's Karl. [[SelfDeprecation Let's all avoid him.]]' You know?" |
| 76 | ** Or MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic avatars (tending toward ‘scary’). |
| 77 | * NeutralGood: My alignment is typically this in RealLife. My Online personal tends to be more ChaoticNeutral or ChaoticGood. |
| 78 | * NightmareFetishist: I love playing a good survival horror game with the [[NothingIsScarier lights off]] and the [[HeadphonesEqualIsolation headphones on]]. I also get a small rush from [[SchmuckBait Screamers]]. |
| 79 | * NotAMorningPerson: Thinking's not exactly my strong suit in the morning. Neither is speaking. Or standing up straight. Or much of anything... |
| 80 | * OldShame: I used to write [[MartyStu terrible]] [[SailorEarth fanfiction]] for a certain [[SailorMoon anime]] which shall [[BlatantLies remain nameless]]. The site that hosted it has long since been taken down by the host. |
| 81 | * SelfDeprecation: I tend to slip into this to help others feel better about themselves. I actually have very low self-esteem in RL. [--I mask my pain with laughter.--] |
| 82 | * ShrinkingViolet: What's the SpearCounterpart of this trope? {{Lurker}}? LonersAreFreaks? |
| 83 | * SlidingScaleOfAntiHeroes: I'm firmly a [[ThisLoserIsYou Type I]]. |
| 84 | * VerbalTic: In real life, I tend to begin a statement with "I was about to say..." I know how stupid it sounds, but I can't stop myself. *shrug* |
| 85 | * {{Wild Mass Guess}}ing: One of my favorite pasttimes. I've made some doosies. |
| 86 | * YoungerThanTheyLook: I've been mistaken for someone in their 30's or 40's. Must be my BaldOfAwesome. And my height. And my goatee. |
| 87 | |
| 88 | [[/folder]] |
| 89 | |
| 90 | |
| 91 | !! Things I Like |
| 92 | |
| 93 | [[folder:Tropes]] |
| 94 | ** WorldOfHam |
| 95 | ** RuleOfCool |
| 96 | ** RuleOfFunny |
| 97 | ** HotBlooded |
| 98 | ** SuperheroTropes |
| 99 | ** ArsonMurderAndJaywalking |
| 100 | ** BreadEggsMilkSquick |
| 101 | ** BreadEggsBreadedEggs |
| 102 | ** LargeHam |
| 103 | ** IncomingHam |
| 104 | ** AutobotsRockOut |
| 105 | ** {{Meganekko}} |
| 106 | [[/folder]] |
| 107 | |
| 108 | [[folder:Video Games and Video Game Series]] |
| 109 | ** GuiltyGear |
| 110 | ** TheLegendOfZelda |
| 111 | ** DynastyWarriors |
| 112 | ** SamuraiWarriors |
| 113 | ** BatmanArkhamAsylum |
| 114 | ** MassEffect |
| 115 | ** BioShock |
| 116 | ** {{Portal}} |
| 117 | ** ShadowOfTheColossus |
| 118 | ** {{Eversion}} |
| 119 | ** [[MegaMan Mega Man]]/[[MegaManX Mega Man X]] (Same continuity, as far as this troper is concerned.) |
| 120 | ** {{Metroid}} |
| 121 | ** MarioParty |
| 122 | ** SuperMarioBros |
| 123 | ** LeagueOfLegends |
| 124 | ** ResidentEvil |
| 125 | ** StarCraft |
| 126 | ** WarCraft |
| 127 | ** {{Diablo}} |
| 128 | [[/folder]] |
| 129 | |
| 130 | [[folder:Anime/Manga]] |
| 131 | ** TheBigO |
| 132 | ** LoveHina |
| 133 | ** GalaxyAngel |
| 134 | ** SailorMoon |
| 135 | ** {{Claymore}} |
| 136 | ** InuYasha |
| 137 | ** BattleRoyale |
| 138 | ** VampireHunterD |
| 139 | ** {{FLCL}} |
| 140 | ** GhostInTheShell |
| 141 | ** {{Bleach}} |
| 142 | ** AILoveYou |
| 143 | ** CowboyBebop |
| 144 | ** LupinTheThird |
| 145 | [[/folder]] |
| 146 | |
| 147 | [[folder:Movies]] |
| 148 | ** AnAmericanTail |
| 149 | ** TheLandBeforeTime |
| 150 | ** WhoFramedRogerRabbit |
| 151 | ** TheMatrix |
| 152 | ** TheRockyHorrorPictureShow |
| 153 | ** Pretty much any Superhero movie that's come out in the past five years or so. |
| 154 | ** Anything that MelBrooks had a hand in. |
| 155 | ** AirPlane |
| 156 | ** {{Predator}} |
| 157 | ** {{Terminator}} |
| 158 | [[/folder]] |
| 159 | |
| 160 | [[folder:Television]] |
| 161 | * (Not really my thing, but I watch some shows) |
| 162 | ** HumanTarget |
| 163 | ** {{Glee}} |
| 164 | ** LifeOnMars |
| 165 | ** TheUnusuals |
| 166 | ** LawAndOrder |
| 167 | ** JudgeJudy |
| 168 | ** TheLateLateShow with CraigFerguson |
| 169 | [[/folder]] |
| 170 | |
| 171 | [[folder:Comics (Including Webcomics)]] |
| 172 | ** VGCats |
| 173 | ** {{XKCD}} |
| 174 | ** EverydayHeroes |
| 175 | ** LightBringer |
| 176 | ** BrawlInTheFamily |
| 177 | ** PerryBibleFellowship |
| 178 | ** ThreePanelSoul |
| 179 | ** {{Batman}} |
| 180 | ** [[SpiderMan Spider-Man]] |
| 181 | ** {{Watchmen}} Actually, pretty much anything that AlanMoore had a hand in. |
| 182 | ** TheDarkTower graphic novel |
| 183 | ** SanThreeKingdomsComic |
| 184 | ** ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings |
| 185 | [[/folder]] |
| 186 | |
| 187 | [[folder:Literature and Authors]] |
| 188 | ** TheDarkElfTrilogy |
| 189 | ** WarOfTheSpiderQueen |
| 190 | ** TheDarkTower |
| 191 | ** StephenKing |
| 192 | ** The Manhattan Hunt Club by John Saul |
| 193 | ** EdgarAllanPoe |
| 194 | ** HPLovecraft |
| 195 | ** AntonChekhov |
| 196 | ** Heinrich von Kleist |
| 197 | ** RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms |
| 198 | ** TheArtOfWar |
| 199 | ** IsaacAsimov |
| 200 | [[/folder]] |
| 201 | |
| 202 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 203 | ** AvengedSevenfold |
| 204 | ** {{Skillet}} |
| 205 | ** {{Metallica}} |
| 206 | ** TomWaits |
| 207 | ** JonathanCoulton |
| 208 | ** OverclockedRemix |
| 209 | ** LinkinPark |
| 210 | ** {{Gwar}} |
| 211 | ** BlindGuardian |
| 212 | ** DragonForce |
| 213 | ** TransSiberianOrchestra |
| 214 | ** ThePillows |
| 215 | ** AyumiHamasaki |
| 216 | [[/folder]] |
| 217 | |
| 218 | [[folder:Web Originals]] |
| 219 | ** TheSpoonyExperiment |
| 220 | ** AtopTheFourthWall |
| 221 | ** TheNostalgiaCritic |
| 222 | ** TheNostalgiaChick |
| 223 | ** ZeroPunctuation |
| 224 | ** MovieBob |
| 225 | ** {{Unskippable}} |
| 226 | [[/folder]] |
| 227 | |
| 228 | [[folder: Fanfiction]] |
| 229 | I generally read badfics such as: |
| 230 | ** MyImmortal |
| 231 | ** HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences |
| 232 | ** MyInnerLife |
| 233 | ** ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen |
| 234 | ** AtlantaNights |
| 235 | Or, I like to read ‘’good’’ fanfics like: |
| 236 | ** ImmortalitySyndrome |
| 237 | ** OnACrossAndArrow |
| 238 | |
| 239 | I'm currently looking for other good fanfiction to read. Suggest something! Please? |
| 240 | [[/folder]] |
| 241 | |
| 242 | |
| 243 | Remember kiddos, just because it's not listed here, it doesn't mean I don't like it. I'm very open-minded. More than likely, [[DistractedByTheShiny I simply forgot to type it in.]] |
| 244 | |
| 245 | [[folder:Vandalism]] |
| 246 | * POW! Haha! --[[@/EarlOfSandvich the first vandal]] :D |
| 247 | * MUAHAHAHA! --[[@/MrW the second vandal]] >:D |
| 248 | * Hehehehe...MWHAHAHAHAHA! --[[@/MilosStefanovic the third vandal]] >:D |
| 249 | * Ahahah!Ah-haha-ha-ha! I'm confused....Why are we laughing?????- [[@/VoidsEmpathy the 4th vandal who is confused at the moment...]] |
| 250 | ** Because I flooded my page with laughing gas. Haha! WhosLaughingNow? [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Hahahah!]] OhCrap... |
| 251 | ** Didn't really laugh to begin with... :P --[[@/EarlOfSandvich that same first vandal]] |
| 252 | * [[{{Pyromaniac}} -sets your awesome page on fire-]] :P --[[@/{{Nekoalexa}} a new vandal who doesn't care what number she is]] |
| 253 | ** You love {{Claymore}} too?! Awesome! -highfives- :D -@/{{Nekoalexa}} |
| 254 | ** Oh hey! You're in the same timezone as me! Now it'll be easier to set your stuff on fire. :P -@/{{Nekoalexa}} |
| 255 | ** You really need to stock up on shirts, dude. :P -@/{{Nekoalexa}} |
| 256 | *** You must live north of Delaware, then. :P -@/{{Nekoalexa}} |
| 257 | * Returning the favor. -- @/{{StrangeDwarf}} |
| 258 | ** Oh my God! Strange Dwarf signed her name! [[StopHavingFunGuys She ruined the gag!]] She [[RuinedForEver ruined it forever!]] -- [[@/StrangeDwarf a completely different vandal]] |
| 259 | ** The above vandal is the same vandal as the vandal before her. She's just [[BlatantLies lying]]. -- [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not the same vandal again]] |
| 260 | * Ay, alliteration is awesome, ain't it? --[[@/{{Tre}} The Troper That Tells Tales Titled Tre]] |
| 261 | ** Speaking of letters, kan you konsider yourself a kantankerous fan of MortalKombat? Because that's what your name reminds me of. -- Tre Again. |
| 262 | *** It's funny you should mention MortalKombat. I'm terrible at it. - [[{{Tropers/KarlKadaver}} Kadaver]] |
| 263 | *** If you want to get better, just remember to use Breakers as much as possible. Really kool way to turn other people's kombos into krap. -- Hit Me, @/{{Tre}}-by One More Time |
| 264 | * I'm here and I have no cookies. This is saddening. @/{{emeriin}} |
| 265 | * Nice interests, great tropes, delicious cookies and a sweet lair. Is there anything you can't do? [[{{Tropers/Enzeru}} Hint: Fly.]] |
| 266 | * *Spraypaints "RAYNUH WUZ HEER" on the wall, before adding a crude image underneath* What? You didn't mean real vandalism? Well you coulda told- [[OhCrap Wait. Are those sirens in the background?]] -{{Tropers/RenaTheArchmage}} (Arrested for vandalism) |
| 267 | * The faeries don't see any corpses -_- -- [[@/StolenByFaeries a marginally disappointed faerie]] |
| 268 | ** I'm good at disposing of them. You see, you can chop them into tiny, tiny pieces. And then you can put them in things...like, say, a cookie. But, why on Earth would I do that? >_> |
| 269 | * [[{{Touhou}} TOUHOU]] [[{{InterruptingMeme}} HIJACK]] LOL. -'''Icicle Fall -easy-'''- ~ @/{{TARDISES}} |
| 270 | * Thanks for the flower. That means that I'm giving a clone of it to you! @—}— ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] |
| 271 | * Let's dig up some bodies and not get caught! Well, only the corpses of Enzeru and Karl. ~[[{{Tropers/Enzeru}} an extra corpse thrown in]] |
| 272 | * Hey, what's up dude? [[{{Tropers/Robbie Rotten}} |
| 273 | * [[color:red:C]][[color:orange:O]][[color:yellow:L]][[color:green:O]][[color:blue:R]][[color:indigo:S]][[color:violet:!]] [[color:gray:YAY]][[color:cyan:!]][[color:aquamarine:!]] :D ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] |
| 274 | ** Thanks! :) |
| 275 | * More vandalism. - [[@/StrangeDwarf a completely new vandal]] |
| 276 | * Glad you liked the colors. M[[color:gray:o]]n[[color:gray:o]]c[[color:gray:h]]r[[color:gray:o]]m[[color:gray:e]] time? ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] |
| 277 | ** No more colors. :( Have a muffin instead. -hands muffin over- ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] |
| 278 | * GOOD GOLLY [[Tropers/AikoHeiwa Aiko Heiwa]] |
| 279 | * -is trying to cover up the fact that she has no more ideas- I promise to not swear on this page. ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] |
| 280 | * Hello, I came to visit. Feed me. -[[@/StrangeDwarf]] |
| 281 | * I'm trying to change my sleeping patterns. That has nothing to do with this vandalism. ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] |
| 282 | * Good morning, you rebel. ~ [[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] ]] |
| 283 | * Here am I again! -@/{{MilosStefanovic}} |
| 284 | * Do you like {{Yandere}}s? ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] |
| 285 | * Human dolls are scary. You know, the ones that are supposed to be people? Not stuffed animals. ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne Afraid of Dolls]] |
| 286 | ** I like the color [[color:blue:blue]]. Do you? |
| 287 | * I like [[color:blue: blue]] , [[color:red: red]] is also nice! - @/VoidsEmpathy |
| 288 | * I also like shades and pales and neutrals. [[color:beige:Beige]], [[color:gray:gray]] and soft things. ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne Your Personal Spammer]] |
| 289 | * [[CreedenceClearwaterRevival It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one.]] ~ @/IvanTheMouse |
| 290 | * Hey! I carved my own section here!!!! @/VoidsEmpathy |
| 291 | * ''Zombie! Zombie! Zombie! Zombie Nation!'' - @/{{Noaqiyeum}} [[color:white:Somewhere on this page there is a fnord.]] |
| 292 | * I'm back with more spam. I hope you can eat lots of salt. ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] |
| 293 | * The mark of my vandalism, shall scar thy DNA. - @/HellmanSabian |
| 294 | * [[TheProtomen Send your armies. There's no man or machine that will stop me, and you will see. I come for vengeance for the First Son of Light, and I'm ready and I'm willing and I'm prepared to...SEND. ME. THE BEST YOU GOT! SEND. ME. YOUR STRONGEST MACHINES! THE. FIGHT. MY BROTHER FOUGHT! THIS. HERE. WILL END WITH ME!]] - @/IvanTheMouse |
| 295 | * [[OhCrap Gah!!!]] I've been losing track of time again.... -@/VoidsEmpathy |
| 296 | * Meep. Meep meep beep. Beep. Beep beep beep meep beep meep. ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne Beep]] |
| 297 | * I have returned with [[color:cyan:more]] [[color:yellow:blinding]] [[color:violet:colors]]. ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] |
| 298 | ** Oh, and I'm not allergic to flowers. Thanks for the second one! I need to learn how to make a sunflower. |
| 299 | * AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [[GearLeader]] |
| 300 | * Onii-chan~! ~ [[@/IvanTheMouse Vana-chan]] |
| 301 | * [[color:green: I]] [[color:blue: see]] [[color:grey: you]]....[[color:red: 3...2....1...]] [[{{Starcraft}} Nuclear Launch Detected]] -[[@/VoidsEmpathy A Ghost sent from the Abyss]] |
| 302 | * There was a farmer who had a dog and Bingo was his name-o! [[color:white:BI]]N-G-O! [[color:white:BI]]N-G-O! [[color:white:BI]]N-G-O! And Bingo was his name-o! ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] |
| 303 | * [[MemeticMutation I Am Glad, Cause I'm Finally Returning Back Home.]] ~ [[@/IvanTheMouse Eduard Khil]] |
| 304 | * [[GGundam This hand of mine is burning red!]] Its loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Take this, my love, my hate, and all of my sorrow! ERUPTING... BURNING... VANDALISM! ~ {{@/Hollikuru}} |
| 305 | * The right hand that vandalizes all that it touches. ...Wait, that doesn't sound right. @/YamiNoIzanagi |
| 306 | * I have nothing to write here, so instead have a cookie. ~ @/IvanTheMouse |
| 307 | * Hello. Want to hear something witty? Amazing? Crowning moment of awesome? Sorry, can't help you. ~Al Ciao |
| 308 | * THE HIJACK CONTINUES. -'''Freeze Sign: Perfect Freeze'''- ~ @/{{TARDISES}} |
| 309 | * '''''[[{{StarCraft}} Your will, Executor...]] -[[@/VoidsEmpathy The Eternal Void]] |
| 310 | * ''Guten Tag. Was macht du jetzt?'' ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne der unbestimmte Man]] |
| 311 | * To my favorite vandal! Well, after Vandal Savage. And the character in one of my stories who was descended from the Vandals. Oh, and all the thousands of Vandals that sacked Rome. But other than them, it's totally YOU! |
| 312 | ** Who wrote this? Will no one take responsibility for making me feel inferior to VandalSavage? - A confused Kadaver |
| 313 | *** Ah HA! My powers of investigation guide me to the true culprit! @/AlCiao, I'm coming for you! |
| 314 | * Charles Bronson is a bigger badass than Chuck Norris. Charles Bronson can kill Chuck Norris because Charles Bronson uses a gun. --@/SeanMurrayI |
| 315 | * I'll tell you want, [[{{Touhou}} Hong Meiling]] is an elegant woman and she is also as sexy as hell[[note]]At least in fanon depictions anyway. But still...[[/note]]. - [[@/IvanTheMouse Wanting China]] |
| 316 | * Wonder how that story with The Card With The Unwieldy Long Name is gonna turn out. ~ @/ThatHuman |
| 317 | * ME BE CHIEFTAIN AFTER THIS! IT BRING ME GREAT HONOR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! -@/MilosStefanovic |
| 318 | * [[{{Music/Incubus}} I'm floating down the river~]] - @/IvanTheMouse |
| 319 | * Why are you not yet part of our MOST EVIL group? I am still waiting. - @/OrangeSpider |
| 320 | * @/{{Jinjoman}} offers 1 Holy Water(s). Do you accept? Y/N |
| 321 | * I enjoy you and the vandalism you left on my page. (The term comes from a comic series called Phonogram, by the way. It's quite good, you should read it.) - @/{{steampowered}} |
| 322 | * Just tellin' ya I exist... - @/DJKing |
| 323 | * YOU [[@/AikoHeiwa Aiko Heiwa]] |
| 324 | * I can't spell "caribbean". ~{{Tropers/Enzeru}} |
| 325 | * I wonder if people still know who I am. ~[[@/TheIndefiniteone Indef]] |
| 326 | * Give my regards to Cthulu ~ @/{{Shichibukai}} |
| 327 | * There once was a merry [[@/KarlKadaver troper]] |
| 328 | ** His page saw many an interloper |
| 329 | ** And then the @/{{Thiefoftime}} |
| 330 | ** The pathetic, pitiful slime |
| 331 | ** Couldn't think of a rhyme, that foolish troper. - @/{{Thiefoftime}} |
| 332 | * How's it going with you, friend? - @/{{Milos Stefanovic}} |
| 333 | * Yo Karl this is a song,\ |
| 334 | A song made for you,\ |
| 335 | You're a pretty nice guy.\ |
| 336 | Hella fly,\ |
| 337 | And has a cool collection of avatars.\ |
| 338 | You job is a bore,\ |
| 339 | But you keep it hardcore,\ |
| 340 | RP-ing, and being,\ |
| 341 | There for us all,\ |
| 342 | You're a legend,\ |
| 343 | Like John Lennon,\ |
| 344 | And totes G, after all,\ |
| 345 | Your heart is as big as Albert Hall. - @/{{Inhopelessguy}} |
| 346 | |
| 347 | * Huh. Deja vu. It's like my favourite T-shirt this page, @/{{Inhopelessguy}} |
| 348 | |
| 349 | * The moon is on fire. You might want to deal with that. @/RainehDaze |
| 350 | |
| 351 | * WOAH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHH @/A Platypus |
| 352 | |
| 353 | * YAY! I'm back here again! XD ~ @/LiberatedLiberater |
| 354 | |
| 355 | * Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pam! Scrappy Power! -[[@/{{desdendelle}} the Scrappy]] |
| 356 | |
| 357 | * CTHULU! Your dinner's ready! -@/{{Shichibukai}} |
| 358 | |
| 359 | * Dude, I've been here so many times, I'm gonna set up my tent. @/{{Inhopelessguy}} |
| 360 | |
| 361 | * [[@/ShadowBender Shad]] Was Here. |
| 362 | |
| 363 | * roaaaaaaar im scary -@/{{CommanderObvious}} |
| 364 | |
| 365 | * Hello from the other side...-trails off-...-picks at dust on coat-... ~@/{{Aralyn}} |
| 366 | |
| 367 | * I HAVE RETURNED. --@/LiberatedLiberater |
| 368 | |
| 369 | * OH YEAAAAAH = @/CommanderObvious |
| 370 | |
| 371 | * Seems like somebody likes his ham. - @/AmusedTroperGuy |
| 372 | |
| 373 | * [[color:red:When the seagulls cry, there will be no survivors.]] -- @/LiberatedLiberater |
| 374 | |
| 375 | * -Puts in a smattering of Vandalism- What do I get? It's your call... -- @/{{Dark Confidant}} |
| 376 | |
| 377 | * They tell you TheDarkSide has cookies. What they don't tell you is that those cookies are macadamia nut. '''Remain a Jedi.''' - @/{{Mort08}} |
| 378 | |
| 379 | * Hi Karl. I am a normal Earthling. I come in peace. I like your randomness. -- @/SabrinaDiamond |
| 380 | |
| 381 | * Phnglui from a Lovecraft fan to a Lovecraft fan. Feel free to vandalize my page back. ~@/{{Belfagor}} |
| 382 | |
| 383 | * YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUU!! ~@/{{Dracosketch}} |
| 384 | |
| 385 | * Sup, Karl ^u^ If you would step 30cm to the left off of your welcome mat, and close your eyes while you count to 49, I'd greatly appreciate it. No, I'm not going to steal your mat! I'm just...um...[[BlatantLies my boots are dirty and I don't like cleaning them in front of people?]] :)? ~ @/{{Aralyn}} |
| 386 | * -Sprays goo all over the page- '''VANDALIZED.''' -@/{{desdendelle}} |
| 387 | |
| 388 | * [[AC:[[@/LiberatedLiberater I]]. Have. Returned.]] |
| 389 | |
| 390 | ||http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/star_wars_not_macro1_8584.jpg|| |
| 391 | ||[=*=][[@/KuroFox disappears]][=*=]|| |
| 392 | |
| 393 | * Chivalry is dead. The Illuminati killed it. --@/SeanMurrayI |
| 394 | |
| 395 | * And before you knew it, your page was just made perfect. -@/{{Rivux}} |
| 396 | |
| 397 | * Ooooh look, ''vandals''. -@/{{PantheraSapiensEllipsis}} |
| 398 | |
| 399 | * Pony!BarryWhite for president ! ~@/DhanaRagnarok |
| 400 | |
| 401 | * @/{{Ailedhoo}} was not here. This is not vandalism. [[TrueArt It is a duck.]] |
| 402 | |
| 403 | * Zombies. Zombies everywhere. -@/{{GethKnight}} |
| 404 | |
| 405 | * I'm vandalising as fast as I can! -{{@/Derwentian}} |
| 406 | |
| 407 | * [--I-I'm vandalising your page.--] [---I-if that's all right with you...---] -@/{{Deadbeatloser22}} |
| 408 | |
| 409 | * [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6VEK1O2b9w once upon your, once upon you, once upon your dead body]] |
| 410 | |
| 411 | * [=*=]teleports a paint bomb into the page and sets it off remotely* --[[@/{{sgrunt}} a vandal]] |
| 412 | |
| 413 | * [[@/VoidsEmpathy The Emissary has returned....For Vandalism....]]''[[{{Starcraft}} NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED]]'' |
| 414 | |
| 415 | * Oh, hello there little page! Have a bigger fish! -[[@/{{Phoenixor}} A fisherman. Yep, that's it.]] |
| 416 | |
| 417 | * The camels called. They want to feast on your soul. ~{{@/GameSpazzer}} |
| 418 | |
| 419 | * At first, I considered leaving you some vandalism upside down, but then I thought, "Nah." --@/SeanMurrayI |
| 420 | |
| 421 | * WHO ASKED FOR AN EXTRA SERVING OF LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE HAM ?! ...Well, it's here. Sorry for the noise. ~@/DhanaRagnarok |
| 422 | |
| 423 | * Trick or Treat -@/{{Whaleofyournightmare}} |
| 424 | |
| 425 | * Trick or Treat! -@/MilosStefanovic |
| 426 | |
| 427 | * They said it was a milk run...that it didn't look like an ample place for an ambush; that there was too much large debris cutting off various lanes of attack. ''[[{{WalkingDisasterArea}} Then Chuck sneezed...]]'' --@/WandereroftheWastes |
| 428 | |
| 429 | * ''Trick or Treat !!'' Bleeeeh ! Alfalfa Monster !! ~@/DhanaRagnarok |
| 430 | |
| 431 | * Trick or treat! - @/{{Haldo}} |
| 432 | |
| 433 | * Tagged. - @/{{Deadbeatloser22}} |
| 434 | |
| 435 | * I was too late for Halloween! *RAGE* ~ @/{{Aralyn}} |
| 436 | |
| 437 | * -steals Halloween candy- >:D - @/StolenByFaeries |
| 438 | |
| 439 | * AHAHAHAAHAHA- I mean, do you want some of mine? I found on my doorstep but it tastes okay :D ~ @/{{Aralyn}} |
| 440 | |
| 441 | * Good golly Miss Molly there's a lot of vandalism here. Vandalisimo! - @/{{Motree}} |
| 442 | |
| 443 | * Yo, bro. How's it hanging? @/InhopelessGuy |
| 444 | |
| 445 | * So much to vandalize, so little time~ @/{{A Stray Bard}} |
| 446 | |
| 447 | * AAAHHHH!! OUT OF CONTROL JACKHAMMER!!! RUN!!!! - @/CompletelyNormalGuy |
| 448 | |
| 449 | * I strike again, this time by dumping a pile of firecrackers in a bucket of purple paint and running away. What a mess. - @/CompletelyNormalGuy |
| 450 | |
| 451 | * [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/scott-bakula-wallpapers.php?page=1 This]] is probably the greatest thing I'll find on the Internet all week. --@/SeanMurrayI |
| 452 | * Hey, what's that behind you? - @/KatanaCat |
| 453 | |
| 454 | * Yo wassup Bro. - @/JRPictures |
| 455 | ** AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle GIJoe!!!!!! - @/JRPictures |
| 456 | * I REALLY LIKE YOUR MANE! ~@/{{raigakuren}} |
| 457 | * So you like dead bodies, and ponies? shiver -@/eternalNoob |
| 458 | * Me Vandalsta. -@/VmKid |
| 459 | * So I was walking around downtown looking for a place to eat, right, because there are just so many options and I'm looking for something other than the average pastry and latte, and suddenly this kangaroo pops up in front of me and do you know what the kangaroo said it said, "Well," it said, "Nice day, isn't it?" and I replied, "Yeah, lovely," as you do, because kangaroos can probably kill you in one slash because you know, everything in Australia's poisonous, and then it looked at me and said, "What are you implying by that," and I said, "Nothing," and it said, "Nah, mate, I saw your look, you were thinking something," and I said, "Of course I was thinking something, you can't just think of nothing," and the kangaroo just gave me this look and said, "Oh, come on, mate, you're obviously lying, it's not like you've got a mask on or anything, I can see the look on your face," and I said, "What look?" and it said, "Don't play innocent with me, darl, you know what I'm talking about," and I said, "Well, you're a talking kangaroo, and I think I might be hallucinating due to my hunger pains," and the kangaroo was like, "No, no, that's rubbish, what are you really thinking about?" and I'm like, "Well, the weather's bloody awful, isn't it?" because it's raining and thundering and everything, and the kangaroo's looking at me all offended and I'm absolutely starving at this point, so I grab my pickaxe that I carry around everywhere, as you do when you live in Australia because, you know, huge poisonous things everywhere and all, and I poke the kangaroo in the shoulder with the handle and say, "Hey, get me a bandaid, I'm holding this thing by the blade," so it hops away to get me one, you know, Aussie spirit and all, and I make a quick getaway, thinking 'Thank ''God'' I carry spare ketchup with me'. So that was my day. How have you been? :) ~ @/{{Aralyn}} |
| 460 | ** Kangaroos can be real jerks sometimes. Not that I would know because I live in the United States where nothing is poisonous and the worst possible thiing that can happen is my double latte doesn't have enough cream in it. :P - @/KarlKadaver |
| 461 | ** Oh, that happened to me once! I told the barista off and he told me to get bent. It was the worst day of my life ^u^ ~ @/{{Aralyn}} |
| 462 | * A @/KarlKadaver tale, by ''that'' guy. Girl. Thing. |
| 463 | ** So one day, KarlKadaver was walking down this street, right, and he came across this massive turtle just out of nowhere toddling down the street pretty quickly and the turtle was like, "What are you looking at, kid?" and KarlKadaver's like, "Well, you're an insanely massive turtle, and you're pretty much walking down Main Street," and the turtle's like, "So I'm not allowed to go on a little stroll every once in a while?" and Karl's like, "No, of course you are, it's just strange, isn't it?" and the turtle's like, "What's strange? Are you calling me strange?" and Karl's like, "No, not you, but just the idea of a massive turtle walking down the street-" but the turtle interrupts and says, "So you're calling me strange," and Karl's like, "Yeah, pretty much," and the turtle's getting all offended and says, "Want to know what I think about you?" like a total jerk and starts to stand on two legs like a total ninja and Karl just wings up with his WireFu and beats the shit out of that turtle with a blueberry pastry and was starting to leave when it turned out it was actually @/{{Aralyn}} under that turtle costume and Karl said, "Well, that's a great costume and all, but just because you're hiding under a mask doesn't mean you can be a demonstration of GIFT," and Aralyn's like, "Well, that's my blueberry muffin!" and Karl's like, "Well, that's not any reason to get into a turtle suit and go wandering around town," and Aralyn's like, "I wasn't going around town, I was looking for my blueberry muffin," and Karl says, "Here, have a million bucks," and Aralyn's like, "Bloody hell, thanks!" and then it stopped raining. So what have we learned today? 1. Money does indeed make happiness, and 2. Instead of kissing a frog and getting a prince, you should beat the hell out of a turtle and feed the hungry chick that results some pastry thing. |
| 464 | ** The twist ending really got [[@/KarlKadaver me]]! |
| 465 | * Ever heard the sound of a rapist's neck snapping ? ''Fantastic !!'' ~@/DhanaRagnarok |
| 466 | * Your avvy. It's adorable. Is there a full version of it? - @/{{Eskay64}} |
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