History Quotes / WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids

->'''Iron Man:''' Right... "Sorry, kids. I couldn't get in to see ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda''. Let's go watch the clown with the M-16 opening fire on a school bus!"

And open up [[WhatAnIdiot your blinkered eyes]].\\

->'''Iron Man:''' Right... "Sorry, kids. I couldn't get in to see ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda''. Let's go watch the [[MonsterClown clown]] with the M-16 opening fire on a school bus!"

'''Storyteller:''' "Discipline"... "naked"... [[NoodleImplements "with a melon"??]]"

->'''Customer:''' What, are they thick or something? [[MisaimedFandom How could you put that in a kid's film?]]

->''"The filmmakers [[UncertainAudience seem confused about who they were making the film for]]. They surely ''must'' have known the approach taken could only result in howls of outrage from the series’ fans. Thus with fans of the originals alienated, the only audience that leaves for ''Film/LandOfTheLost'' is either fans of Creator/WillFerrell or those of lowbrow farce. Even then the film’s trailer gave no indication that the film was anything other than a straightforward {{lost world}} adventure. [[NeverTrustATrailer The fact that the film was intended as a comedy had been entirely omitted in any of the promotion.]] While the audience for both the original tv series was clearly children, here the two children have been recast as adults and the humour is decidedly grown-up – gags about Cha-Ka constantly grabbing Anna Friel’s breasts, Will Ferrell accusing Danny [=McBride=] of playing with himself, not to mention a scene where the three men sit around in a pool and get stoned. All of this was enough for ''Land of the Lost'' to receive a PG-13 rating in the US. Despite this, the publicity machine was clearly trying to pitch the film to family audiences. In terms of its promotion, we have what is possibly one of the most confused films of the year."''

->''"[[DownerEnding And so Marionette Owl is condemned to the fires of hell as Snake swaggers off to the next mission]]. So... yup. A story of [[HarmfulToMinors a twelve year old boy]] [[NightmareFuel finding the dismembered corpse of his sister scattered around a field]] followed by the [[OhCrap realization]] he's going straight for [[FireAndBrimstoneHell hell]] for being a monster. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also 4Chan is somehow involved with everything going on...]]"''

->''[[CatchPhrase Rated E for Everyone]]!''

->"[[MemeticMutation Don't let your kids watch it!]]"

->We're not making children's content. We're not [[YouTubeKidsChannel targeting kids]]. We're an adult comedy channel. Why are we getting hit? [=SmashBits=] Animation makes video game adult comedy animations. We-We've made ourselves to be, like, the Creator/AdultSwim of video game parody animations. That's who we are; that's who we've always been.

->''I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} POKEMON]]''

-->-- '''Music/LilNasX''', on "Music/MonteroCallMeByYourName" ([[https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1375648580216651781 link]])

-->-- '''Music/LilNasX''', on "Music/MonteroCallMeByYourName"

-->-- '''Cassandra Gelvin''' on ''Literature/SongOfRobinHood'', ''Website/DontReadThisToMyKids''

->''"The filmmakers seem confused about who they were making the film for. They surely ''must'' have known the approach taken could only result in howls of outrage from the series’ fans. Thus with fans of the originals alienated, the only audience that leaves for ''Film/LandOfTheLost'' is either fans of Creator/WillFerrell or those of lowbrow farce. Even then the film’s trailer gave no indication that the film was anything other than a straightforward {{lost world}} adventure. [[NeverTrustATrailer The fact that the film was intended as a comedy had been entirely omitted in any of the promotion.]] While the audience for both the original tv series was clearly children, here the two children have been recast as adults and the humour is decidedly grown-up – gags about Cha-Ka constantly grabbing Anna Friel’s breasts, Will Ferrell accusing Danny [=McBride=] of playing with himself, not to mention a scene where the three men sit around in a pool and get stoned. All of this was enough for ''Land of the Lost'' to receive a PG-13 rating in the US. Despite this, the publicity machine was clearly trying to pitch the film to family audiences. In terms of its promotion, we have what is possibly one of the most confused films of the year."''

-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG11aiovma65vUiQdeZOh6A CGR Underthrow]], explaining in his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G24S5QDCTio review]] of ''VideoGame/{{Killer7}}'' that the titular game is not meant for kids[[note]]''[=Killer7=]'' is [[MatureRating rated M]] for "blood and gore, intense violence, sexual themes, and strong language"[[/note]]

-->-- How one of the teenagers on "Teens React" described WebAnimation/DumbWaysToDie

->''[[MemeticMutation I'm 12 years old]] [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this and what is this?]]''
-->--'''A Website/YouTube user''' (after viewing porn disguised as a Music/JonasBrothers music video)

->'''IronMan:''' But between the two of us, [[Film/IronMan my movie]] is more family friendly.

->"Bless {{the seventies}} and [[TheEighties eighties]]. 'Our movie is PG! Bring the kids, we got titties and everything!'"
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob'''

-->--'''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''

->[[MemeticMutation Don't let your kids watch it!]]

->We're not making children's content. We're not targeting kids. We're an adult comedy channel. [=SmashBits=] Animation makes video game adult comedy animations. We-We've made ourselves to be like Creator/AdultSwim of video game parody animations.

-->"Storytime", ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''

-->[[http://notalwaysright.com/when-presumptions-meet-postmodernism/4312 "When Presumptions Meet Postmodernism"]], '''Website/NotAlwaysRight'''

-->-- [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]], Strong Bad Email "for kids"

-->OnTheNextEpisodeOfCatchphrase of ''Series/HikoninSentaiAkibaranger''

'''Seth Rogen:''' If you're a terrible parent, then I think it might be.\\
--''Creator/JimmyKimmel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEtQMMFzcTo discussing]] WesternAnimation/SausageParty with Creator/SethRogen''

-->-- ''Robbie Rotten'' in the third season trailer of ''Series/LazyTown'', edited onto stuff that looks like it's for kids, but isn't.

-->-- The {{tagline}} for Series/HikoninSentaiAkibaranger.

-->--''LetsPlay/TheDarkId'', [[http://lparchive.org/Metal-Gear-Ghost-Babel/Update%2023/ on]] Marionette Owl's death in ''VideoGame/MetalGearGhostBabel''

-->--'''Agent Joe''''s comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4 the music video for "Lone Digger"]] by Music/CaravanPalace

-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' and [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHeadDoAmerica its cinematic installment]]

-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' and [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtheadDoAmerica its cinematic installment]]

-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'' and [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtheadDoAmerica its cinematic installment]]