History Quotes / StylisticSuck

->[[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Drugs]], my ! "Puke" was made while on drugs! "Rainman" was made while on drugs! The only possible excuse that a song like ''this'' can come from ''any'' being of sentient thought is that he has in mind the specific intent of eliciting [[{{Troll}} pure, unadulterated hate and disgust]] from his listening audience.

'''Lowtax''': They should call this ''A Game by s''.

->I think I speak for us all that when people's expectations are high for us, it's very fun to make something that sucks on purpose for s and giggles.

->''" 'The game is SUPPOSED to look like ! That's the genius and beauty of it!' Once again, [it's] great that we aimed for crap and got it."''

->Clearly you've mistaken carefully engineered sucking for barely masked talent. In order to truly suck you can't just abandon all aspects of form, balance and perspective. You have to regress. You have to draw like you never knew them. You have to literally wipe your artistic slate so clean that you find yourself grasping your crayon in a tightly balled fist as you create. In fact create is the wrong word. What I've done here is destroy. I'm destroying art and the artist in myself. [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff This comic]] was rendered by the id.
-->-- '''Creator/AndrewHussie'''

->[[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Drugs]], my ass! "Puke" was made while on drugs! "Rainman" was made while on drugs! The only possible excuse that a song like ''this'' can come from ''any'' being of sentient thought is that he has in mind the specific intent of eliciting [[{{Troll}} pure, unadulterated hate and disgust]] from his listening audience.

'''Lowtax''': They should call this ''A Shit Game by Fuckers''.

->I think I speak for us all that when people's expectations are high for us, it's very fun to make something that sucks on purpose for shits and giggles.

->''" 'The game is SUPPOSED to look like shit! That's the genius and beauty of it!' Once again, [it's] great that we aimed for crap and got it."''

-->--'''Creator/ChrisStuckmann''' on ''Film/NineLives2016''

-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2015/02/a-mild-curiosity-in-junkyard-silence-in.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on Creator/ColinBaker

-->--'''[[Franchise/SonictheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', ''Sonic Zombie in Space''

-->--'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog Franchise/SonictheHedgehog]]''', ''Sonic Zombie in Space''

-->--'''Franchise/SonictheHedgehog''', ''Sonic Zombie in Space''

-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x12-have-yourself-a-morlock-little-x-mas/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'' ("Have Yourself a Morlock Little Christmas")

-->-- '''Creator/MarcMues''' and '''TheRapCritic''' on Music/{{Eminem}}'s "Fack"

-->-- '''Creator/MarcMues''' and '''TheRapCritic''' on {{Eminem}}'s "Fack"

->Just as [[Creator/JohnNathanTurner Nathan-Turner]] had gone with the quieter and more soft-spoken [[Creator/PeterDavison Davison]] following Creator/TomBaker’s bombastic performance he opted to follow Davison with a contrasting Doctor. And since those who criticized Davison accused him of being “bland,” Nathan-Turner’s conception of the Sixth Doctor was [[Creator/ColinBaker anything but]]. The most obvious marker of this was his coat, a garish patchwork of clashing fabrics that was the result of costume designer Pat Godfrey going through several designs to try to meet Nathan-Turner’s request for something “[[ImpossiblyTackyClothes totally tasteless.]]” It is a legendarily bad piece of costuming that is exactly as ordered; an appalling and ugly mess with no justification, so misjudged that it does not even work as a parody of the [[TheEighties 1980s]]. John Nathan-Turner loved it.
-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2015/02/a-mild-curiosity-in-junkyard-silence-in.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho''

-->-- '''MarcMues''' and '''TheRapCritic''' on {{Eminem}}'s "Fack"

'''Lowtax''': Yeah, they should. They should call this ''Delete Me.exe''".\\

->'''Shmorky''': They should call this ''Rude Dudes''! Yeah!\

->'''''Shmorky''': They should call this ''Rude Dudes''! Yeah!\

->''"Clearly you've mistaken carefully engineered sucking for barely masked talent. In order to truly suck you can't just abandon all aspects of form, balance and perspective. You have to regress. You have to draw like you never knew them. You have to literally wipe your artistic slate so clean that you find yourself grasping your crayon in a tightly balled fist as you create. In fact create is the wrong word. What I've done here is destroy. I'm destroying art and the artist in myself. [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff This comic]] was rendered by the id."''

->''"To start with, we open on Cyclops, Rogue and Jubilee decorating the X-Mansion’s ridiculously massive Christmas tree while singing 'Deck the Halls,' and in one of the best choices the show has made, Cyclops is '''the worst singer in the entire world'''. He’s not just bad, he is ''[[GiftedlyBad studiously]]'' bad, in the way that only a voice actor who actually ''can'' sing could really pull off. He’s not just flat and off key (although he is both of those), he’s singing an entirely different and entire terrible melody, and I love this."''

->"[[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Drugs]], my ass! "Puke" was made while on drugs! "Rainman" was made while on drugs! The only possible excuse that a song like ''this'' can come from ''any'' being of sentient thought is that he has in mind the specific intent of eliciting [[{{Troll}} pure, unadulterated hate and disgust]] from his listening audience."

->''"Making [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/1/23/ something]] that is bad on purpose - and not bad inadvertently, [[SelfDeprecation which is my usual process]] - is a whole-body thrill. It goes hard against every natural instinct to write this way. It has the delicious and irresistible texture of '''sin.'''"''

->''"I think I speak for us all that when people's expectations are high for us, it's very fun to make something that sucks on purpose for shits and giggles."''

->''"There are, two my mind, two ways to read this story. Either it's a flawed but mostly edgily brilliant piece of early post-modernism, or it's [[SophisticatedAsHell a complete crap-fest]]"''.
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2011/03/anybody-remotely-interesting-is-mad.html Phil Sandifer]]''', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS2E8TheChase}} The Chase]]"

->''There are, two my mind, two ways to read this story. Either it's a flawed but mostly edgily brilliant piece of early post-modernism, or it's [[SophisticatedAsHell a complete crap-fest]]''.

->"[[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Drugs]], my ass! "Puke" was made while on drugs! "Rainman" was made while on drugs! The only possible excuse that a song like this can come from any being of sentient thought is that he has in mind the specific intent of eliciting [[{{Troll}} pure, unadulterated hate and disgust]] from his listening audience.

->''"Clearly you've mistaken carefully engineered sucking for barely masked talent. In order to truly suck you can't just abandon all aspects of form, balance and perspective. You have to regress. You have to draw like you never knew them. You have to literally wipe your artistic slate so clean that you find yourself grasping your crayon in a tightly balled fist as you create. In fact create is the wrong word. What I've done here is destroy. I'm destroying art and the artist in myself. [[SweetBroAndHellaJeff This comic]] was rendered by the id."''
-->-- '''AndrewHussie'''

-->-- '''Jerry Holkins, ''PennyArcade'''''

-->-- '''[[TheGmodIdiotBox Das Bo Schitt]]''', description for ''TEH GMOD IDIOT BALL (April Fools)

->''"The world is full of bad books written by amateurs. But why settle for the merely regrettable? ''AtlantaNights'' is a bad book written by experts."''
-->-- '''T. Nielsen Hayden'''

-->-- [[MSPaintAdventures Andrew Hussie]]

-->--T. Nielsen Hayden

->''"Clearly you've mistaken carefully engineered sucking for barely masked talent. In order to truly suck you can't just abandon all aspects of form, balance and perspective. You have to regress. You have to draw like you never knew them. You have to literally wipe your artistic slate so clean that you find yourself grasping your crayon in a tightly balled fist as you create. In fact create is the wrong word. What I've done here is destroy. I'm destroying art and the artist in myself. This comic was rendered by the id."''
-->-- Andrew Hussie

->''"[W]hen people's expectations are high for us, it's very fun to make something that sucks on purpose for shits and giggles"''
-->-- [[TheGmodIdiotBox DasBoSchitt]] on his April Fool's Day gag, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umPE5q1hH0k Teh Gmod Idiot Ball]]