Line #8 Quotes/StylisticSuck


1	->''"The world is full of bad books written by amateurs. But why settle for the merely regrettable? ''Literature/AtlantaNights'' is a bad book written by experts."'' [[note]]It was written with the express purpose of producing an unpublishably bad piece of work, so as to test whether publishing firm [=PublishAmerica=] would still accept the manuscript. [[NotHyperbole They did.]][[/note]]
2	-->-- '''T. Nielsen Hayden'''
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4	->Clearly you've mistaken carefully engineered sucking for barely masked talent. In order to truly suck you can't just abandon all aspects of form, balance and perspective. You have to regress. You have to draw like you never knew them. You have to literally wipe your artistic slate so clean that you find yourself grasping your crayon in a tightly balled fist as you create. In fact create is the wrong word. What I've done here is destroy. I'm destroying art and the artist in myself. This comic was rendered by the id.
5	-->-- Tauhid Bondia, [[https://mrcheeze.github.io/andrewhussie/Dear%20Andrew%202.htm The Man-On-Man Suckoff Challenge]]
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7	->To start with, we open on Cyclops, Rogue and Jubilee decorating the X-Mansion’s ridiculously massive Christmas tree while singing 'Deck the Halls,' and in one of the best choices the show has made, Cyclops is '''the worst singer in the entire world'''. He’s not just bad, he is ''[[GiftedlyBad studiously]]'' bad, in the way that only a voice actor who actually ''can'' sing could really pull off. He’s not just flat and off key (although he is both of those), he’s singing an entirely different and entire terrible melody, and I love this.
8	-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x12-have-yourself-a-morlock-little-x-mas/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries'' ("Have Yourself a Morlock Little Christmas")
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10	->It is a legendarily bad piece of costuming that is exactly as ordered; an appalling and ugly mess with no justification, so misjudged that it does not even work as a parody of the 1980s. Creator/JohnNathanTurner loved it.
11	-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2015/02/a-mild-curiosity-in-junkyard-silence-in.html El Sandifer]]''' on Creator/ColinBaker
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13	->Drugs, my ass! "Puke" was made while on drugs! "Rainman" was made while on drugs! The only possible excuse that a song like ''this'' can come from ''any'' being of sentient thought is that he has in mind the specific intent of eliciting [[{{Troll}} pure, unadulterated hate and disgust]] from his listening audience.
14	-->-- '''Creator/MarcMues''' and '''WebVideo/TheRapCritic''' on Music/{{Eminem}}'s "Fack"
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16	->'''Shmorky''': They should call this ''Rude Dudes''! Yeah!\
17	'''Lowtax''': Yeah, they should. They should call this ''Delete Me.exe''.\
18	'''Shmorky''': Yeah! They should call this ''LOLOLOLOLOLOL''\
19	'''Lowtax''': They should call this ''A Shit Game by Fuckers''.
20	-->-- '''Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig8xky-3Gkk playing]] ''Flapper Racers''
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22	->Making [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/1/23/ something]] that is bad on purpose - and not bad inadvertently, [[SelfDeprecation which is my usual process]] - is a whole-body thrill. It goes hard against every natural instinct to write this way. It has the delicious and irresistible texture of '''sin.'''
23	-->-- '''Jerry Holkins, ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'''''
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25	->I think I speak for us all that when people's expectations are high for us, it's very fun to make something that sucks on purpose for shits and giggles.
26	-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/TheGmodIdiotBox Das Bo Schitt]]''', description for ''TEH GMOD IDIOT BALL (April Fools)
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28	->''"[[NoFourthWall Did you that this video is purposely bad?]] [[SarcasmMode Make]] [[AskAStupidQuestion a comment]] [[TakeThatAudience about it!]]"''
29	-->--'''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog''', ''[[WebAnimation/SonicZombie Sonic Zombie in Space]]''
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31	->If this movie didn't star Creator/KevinSpacey and it wasn't directed by Creator/BarrySonnenfeld, and it was directed by AlanSmithee or some other fake name, I would think this was a purposefully-bad movie like ''Film/{{Sharknado}}''. But no, this is [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously actually people trying]].
32	-->--'''WebVideo/ChrisStuckmann''' on ''Film/NineLives2016''
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34	->''"I take ten seconds to draw!"''
35	-->-- '''[[NonStandardCharacterDesign Purple Guy]]''''s loading screen {{tagline}}, ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysWorld''
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37	->''"It took me four years to learn to paint like Creator/{{Raphael\|Sanzio}}, but a lifetime to learn to paint like a child."''
38	-->-- '''Creator/PabloPicasso'''
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40	->''"Hey, you guys are watching Bird Up!, the worst show on television!"''
41	-->-- ''Series/TheEricAndreShow''

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