History Quotes / OurVampiresAreDifferent

->'''Peter:''' Hey, is [[SesameStreet The Count]] a vampire?\\

'''Brian:''' You're, you're asking me if they've ever done a ''SesameStreet'' in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance. \\

-->-- ''CirqueDuFreakTheVampiresAssistant''

-->-- '''AtomicRobo''', ''Atomic Robo and Other Strangeness''

-->-- ''[[http://www.qwantz.com/archive/001364.html Dinosaur Comics]]'' [[AltText subject header]]

-->-- [[http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2009-07-01-vampire-rules_N.htm?csp=34 Jayme Deerwester, USA Today]]

->''These weren't the vampires she'd seen on TV; these weren't sexy people in long coats and sunglasses. These were animals.''

-->-- '''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant'''

''These weren't the vampires she'd seen on TV; these weren't sexy people in long coats and sunglasses. These were animals.''
-->-- '''Literature/SkuldyggeryPleasant'''

->'''Peter:'''Hey, is [[SesameStreet The Count]] a vampire?\\

''I get the sneaking suspicion that the people who made this game have no idea what a vampire is.;;

-->-- ''JohnCarpenter's Vampires''

-->-- ''CirqueduFreakTheVampiresAssistant''

->'"'I'm a Hungarian-American with an inherited medical condition."''

-->-- '''Cobra''', ''SpaceAdventureCobra'', "Magic Doll 1"

->'''Announcer''': In fact, for the town boasting the allegiance of the King of the Night, I've hardly seen any vampires on the charts! Of course, it is daylight. They'd probably all turn to ash!
->'''Louie''': This guy is clueless! We don't burn up, we just get really really bad sunburns, really easily!
->'''Edmund''': Eh, No... Sometimes you catch fire.
->'''Louie''': Sometimes we catch fire.

->''I'm a Hungarian-American with an inherited medical condition.''

-> It was upon the field of battle at Clamorga that the mighty Captain Moriar fell, defending the ridge against the despicable Eldar. Many were his wounds and the Sanguinary Priests were at a loss to heal him. And so it was that Moriar was interned within the sarcophagus of the Furioso Dreadnought built by Brother Morleo, as were Belaphon, Dario and Amaretto before him. Upon gaining his strength, Moriar was struck by visions of Sanguinius, his own near-death state triggering the Black Rage. Immortal now in his adamantium shell, Moriar survived the Black Rage, hungering for battle and death. The Red Thirst grips him, and the revered Brothers of the Armourium have modified his armoured suit so that he may partake of the vital liquid and be restrained when not in battle.
-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''"the nice thing about vampires is that if someone says "no that's not how vampires work" you can say "yes it is", and then, nobody is right"''

-->-- '''Pip Bernadotte''', ''Manga/{{Hellsing}} Ultimate''

->'''Kristen Stewart:''' ''You really are a vampire! Does that mean that garlic, stakes, and sunlight kill you?''\\
'''Robert Pattinson:''' ''Don't be stupid. All of that lore is far too interesting for this movie. Being a vampire just means I get superpowers. It's like being Spiderman, but sexier. Also, I sparkle in the sunlight.''
-->-- '''Rod Hilton''', ''Literature/{{Twilight}}: [[http://www.the-editing-room.com/twilight.html The Abridged Script]]''

->When the thirst comes upon me so fiercely that I can't recall my own name, when the searing Eye of the Day scalds my flesh, or as loneliness shrouds the vacuum where my soul used to reside, I wonder if I am as invincible as I pretend.
-->-- '''Blaesing''', Dim Triad member, from the ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' supplement ''Librs Mortis''

->Contrary to popular ignorant opinion, even vampires love the sun and the sea
-->--'''Alisa''', ''[[Literature/NightWatch The Day Watch]]''

->'''Homer''' ...where he discovers he's a [[beat]] vampires
->'''Patty:'''Vampires like these (points to a group of books), or those (points to another group of books), or these guys (a third group of books)?
->'''Everyone:''' Groans
->'''Professor Frink:''' So many vampires, with the fangs and the capes and the medals. Nobody knows how they earns them.
-->--''The Book Job'', "WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons"

->'''Crichton:''' You're a vampire.
->'''Maldis:''' I admit it: I feed on death. But don't we all? Some eat plants, some meat; [[YourSoulIsMine I consume the life essence itself]]- preferably medium rare.
->'''Crichton:''' Why don't you just kill us? Why all the foreplay?
->'''Maldis:''' Death is the main course: [[LetsYouAndHimFight all]] [[{{Revenge}} this]] is the appetizer.
-->-- ''Series/{{Farscape}}'', "That Old Black Magic"

->'''Darren:''' What other vampire powers do I have? Can I turn into a bat?
->'''Mr. Crepsley:''' What? No, that's bullshit.

->They're not ''literally'' vampires. Sunlight, garlic, crosses, none of that applies. But we call them vampires because they're ageless super strong monsters that feed on the blood of the living.

->'''Jack Crow''': You ever seen a vampire?
->'''Father Adam''': No I haven't.
->'''Jack Crow''': No... Well first of all, they're not romantic. Its not like they're a bunch of fuckin' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his fuckin' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters.

-->--'''Cobra''', ''SpaceAdventureCobra'', "Magic Doll 1"

-->--Dan Shive, ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?date=2010-05-21 commentary, 21 May 2010]].

-->-- [[http://www.slate.com/id/2205143/?from=rss Christopher Beam]], ''Slate'' magazine.

-->-- [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot A vampire gangster]], ''TopTen: The Forty-Niners''

-->-- '''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'''

-->--[[http://www.qwantz.com/archive/001364.html Dinosaur Comics]] [[AltText subject header]]

-->--''Series/{{Farscape}}'', "That Old Black Magic"

-->--CirqueduFreakTheVampiresAssistant

-->--'''AtomicRobo''', ''Atomic Robo and Other Strangeness''

-->--Dan Shive, ''ElGoonishShive'' [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?date=2010-05-21 commentary, 21 May 2010]].

-->-- '''{{Warhammer 40000}}'''

-->-- '''Pip Bernadotte''', ''{{Hellsing}} Ultimate''

-->-- '''Blaesing''', Dim Triad member, from the ''DungeonsAndDragons'' supplement ''Librs Mortis''

-->--'''Alisa''', ''[[NightWatch The Day Watch]]''

-->--''The Book Job'', "{{Simpsons}}"

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-->--''{{Farscape}}'', "That Old Black Magic"

-->-- '''Rod Hilton''', ''{{Twilight}}: [[http://www.the-editing-room.com/twilight.html The Abridged Script]]''

->''People have different standards when it comes to arguing about vampires....''
-->--Dan Shive, ''ElGoonishShive'' commentary, 21 May 2010.