History Quotes / Ninja

-->-- '''Master Splinter''', ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990''

-->--'''Masaaki Hatsumui''', Soke of the Togakure-ryu school of ninjutsu.

-->--'''Masaaki Hatsumui'', Soke of the Togakure-ryu school of ninjutsu.

-->--'''Scrooge [=McDuck=]''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "Timephoon!"

->[[FunetikAksent GHADDAMN]] [[BerserkButton NINJUHS]]
-->-- [[LetsPlay Helloween4545]]'s CatchPhrase

-->--''Strike of the Ninja'' by Music/DragonForce [[note]]Actually, the song is by Dragon Force's side band Shadow Warriors[[/note]]

->''"Shadows"\\\

Keep this knowledge in your heart and mind.''

->Ninjas! Worse than termites. Cannae ever get them out of the rafters. I'll spook him down!

-->-- Excerpt from the Secret Manual of Oboro Ninjutsu, quoted in the intro of ''VideoGame/{{Shinobi}} III: Return of the Ninja Master''

->''...The Ninja were basically rural types who had to think outside the ''bushido'' box, and therefore got a reputation for [[CombatPragmatist deception and trickery]]; the legends of mystical powers came later. It's like assigning magical powers to '''Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies'''''[[note]]Though now that I think of it, that's not too far off the mark - Ellie Mae could commune with animals, Jethro was nigh indestructible, Granny could move with rapid speed and Jed was some sort of Zen master. I bet if you started some crap with Jed in a bar, [[BadassGrandpa you would suddenly find yourself on the floor bleeding all the while swearing that the poorly-dressed patriarch never moved]]. I bet Darth Vader would've thought twice about picking a fight with Jed Clampett. I'm digressing already. That's a bad sign.[[/note]]'' and then having them topple governments and hire out to the highest bidding supervillain. Okay, my version of '''The Beverly Hillbillies''' [[TheMovie movie]] probably would have sucked, too, but it wouldn't have been ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot dull]].

->''...The Ninja were basically rural types who had to think outside the ''bushido'' box, and therefore got a reputation for [[CombatPragmatist deception and trickery]]; the legends of mystical powers came later. It's like assigning magical powers to '''TheBeverlyHillbillies'''''[[note]]Though now that I think of it, that's not too far off the mark - Ellie Mae could commune with animals, Jethro was nigh indestructible, Granny could move with rapid speed and Jed was some sort of Zen master. I bet if you started some crap with Jed in a bar, [[BadassGrandpa you would suddenly find yourself on the floor bleeding all the while swearing that the poorly-dressed patriarch never moved]]. I bet Darth Vader would've thought twice about picking a fight with Jed Clampett. I'm digressing already. That's a bad sign.[[/note]]'' and then having them topple governments and hire out to the highest bidding supervillain. Okay, my version of '''The Beverly Hillbillies''' [[TheMovie movie]] probably would have sucked, too, but it wouldn't have been ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot dull]].

-->-- ''AtomicRobo''

-->-- '''Dr. Freex''' of the [[http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport Bad Movie Report]], in the intro to his review of the [[GodfreyHoNinjaMovies Godfrey Ho Ninja Movie]] ''[[http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/N/ninja-phantom-heroes.html Ninja Phantom Heroes]]''

->''"Shadows"''
->''He is stronger than steel and moves faster than a whirlwind.\\

Although his fighting spirit burns like fire, his mind is as calm as still water.''
->''"Violation of the Commandments"''
->''Should shinobi fail before completing the mission, he will disappear before the dawn and vanish forever.\\

->'''Jenkins:''' Did you hear that?
->'''Woman:''' No.
->'''Jenkins:''' Because it's a ninja. Run.

->''We feel the fire burning bright in the night,''
->''where the warrior lives, and the warrior dies!''
->''Wherever you go, we will be by your side,''
->''for the spirit of Ninja will carry the night!''
-->--''Strike of the Ninja'' by Music/DragonForce [[note]]Actually, the song is by Dragon Force's side band Shadow Warriors[[/note]]

-->--''Strike of the Ninja'' by DragonForce [[note]]Actually, the song is by Dragon Force's side band Shadow Warriors[[/note]]

->''We feel the fire burning, bright in the night,''

->''We feel the fire burning, bright in the night!''
->''Where the warrior lives, and the warrior dies!''

->''We feel the fire burning, bright in the night!
->Where the warrior lives, and the warrior dies!
->Wherever you go, we will be by your side,
->for the spirit of Ninja will carry the night!''

-->-- ''AtomicRobo''

->''...The Ninja were basically rural types who had to think outside the ''bushido'' box, and therefore got a reputation for [[CombatPragmatist deception and trickery]]; the legends of mystical powers came later. It's like assigning magical powers to '''TheBeverlyHillbillies'''''[[hottip:*:Though now that I think of it, that's not too far off the mark - Ellie Mae could commune with animals, Jethro was nigh indestructible, Granny could move with rapid speed and Jed was some sort of Zen master. I bet if you started some crap with Jed in a bar, [[BadassGrandpa you would suddenly find yourself on the floor bleeding all the while swearing that the poorly-dressed patriarch never moved]]. I bet Darth Vader would've thought twice about picking a fight with Jed Clampett. I'm digressing already. That's a bad sign.]]'' and then having them topple governments and hire out to the highest bidding supervillain. Okay, my version of '''The Beverly Hillbillies''' [[TheMovie movie]] probably would have sucked, too, but it wouldn't have been ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot dull]].

-->''...The Ninja were basically rural types who had to think outside the ''bushido'' box, and therefore got a reputation for [[CombatPragmatist deception and trickery]]; the legends of mystical powers came later. It's like assigning magical powers to '''TheBeverlyHillbillies'''''[[hottip:*:Though now that I think of it, that's not too far off the mark - Ellie Mae could commune with animals, Jethro was nigh indestructible, Granny could move with rapid speed and Jed was some sort of Zen master. I bet if you started some crap with Jed in a bar, [[BadassGrandpa you would suddenly find yourself on the floor bleeding all the while swearing that the poorly-dressed patriarch never moved]]. I bet Darth Vader would've thought twice about picking a fight with Jed Clampett. I'm digressing already. That's a bad sign.]]'' and then having them topple governments and hire out to the highest bidding supervillain. Okay, my version of '''The Beverly Hillbillies''' [[TheMovie movie]] probably would have sucked, too, but it wouldn't have been ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot dull]].

-->[[FunetikAksent GHADDAMN]] [[BerserkButton NINJUHS]]

-->'''Jenkins:''' Did you hear that?
-->'''Woman:''' No.
-->'''Jenkins:''' Because it's a ninja. Run.

-->-- [[LetsPlay Helloween4545]]'s CatchPhrase

-->''...The Ninja were basically rural types who had to think outside the ''bushido'' box, and therefore got a reputation for [[TheCombatPragmatist deception and trickery]]; the legends of mystical powers came later. It's like assigning magical powers to '''TheBeverlyHillbillies'''''[[hottip:*:Though now that I think of it, that's not too far off the mark - Ellie Mae could commune with animals, Jethro was nigh indestructible, Granny could move with rapid speed and Jed was some sort of Zen master. I bet if you started some crap with Jed in a bar, [[BadassGrandpa you would suddenly find yourself on the floor bleeding all the while swearing that the poorly-dressed patriarch never moved]]. I bet Darth Vader would've thought twice about picking a fight with Jed Clampett. I'm digressing already. That's a bad sign.]]'' and then having them topple governments and hire out to the highest bidding supervillain. Okay, my version of '''The Beverly Hillbillies''' [[TheMovie movie]] probably would have sucked, too, but it wouldn't have been ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot dull]].

-->-- [[LetsPlay Helloween4545]]'s CatchPhrase

-->''"Ninjas...........damn."''\\
-- ''{{The Warriors Way}}''

-->-- '''Dr. Freex''' of the [[http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport Bad Movie Report]], in the intro to his review of the GodfreyHoNinjaMovie ''[[http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/N/ninja-phantom-heroes.html Ninja Phantom Heroes]]''

-->''...The Ninja were basically rural types who had to think outside the ''bushido'' box, and therefore got a reputation for [[TheCombatPragmatist deception and trickery]]; the legends of mystical powers came later. It's like assigning magical powers to '''TheBeverlyHillbillies'''''[[hottip:*:Though now that I think of it, that's not too far off the mark - Ellie Mae could commune with animals, Jethro was nigh indestructible, Granny could move with rapid speed and Jed was some sort of Zen master. I bet if you started some crap with Jed in a bar, you would suddenly find yourself on the floor bleeding all the while swearing that the poorly-dressed patriarch never moved. I bet Darth Vader would've thought twice about picking a fight with Jed Clampett. I'm digressing already. That's a bad sign.]]'' and then having them topple governments and hire out to the highest bidding supervillain. Okay, my version of '''The Beverly Hillbillies''' [[TheMovie movie]] probably would have sucked, too, but it wouldn't have been ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot dull]].
-->-- '''Dr. Freex''' of the [[http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport Bad Movie Report]], in the intro to his review of the BMovie ''[[http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/N/ninja-phantom-heroes.html Ninja Phantom Heroes]]''

->''"Ninjas...........damn."''\\

-->-- [[LetsPlay Helloween4545]]'s CatchPhrase

-->[[FunetikAksent GHADDAMN]] [[BerzerkButton NINJUHS]]

-->-- '''Dr. Freex''' of the [[http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport Bad Movie Report]], in the intro to his review of the BMovie ''[[http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/N/ninja-phantom-heroes.html Ninja Phantom Heroes]]''