History Quotes / LinearWarriorsQuadraticWizards

-> Now if you don't mind I'm somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.

-> Foolish girl! I am a druid, I have special features that are more powerful than your entire class!

-> When the new classes (such as "Magic User" and eventually "Thief" and "Cleric") were introduced, they were intended to be ''better'' than the Fighting Men. And, well, they totally were...The basic setup of the game has changed a lot, but Fighters have changed only a little. In a very real way, the Player's Handbook hands us Fighting Men who would be better suited to appear in groups of 3 per player than to stand alone. And really, that has got to stop.

->'''[[TabletopGame/{{Eberron}} Erandis d'Vol]]''': By being a Level 15 wizard.

-->-- [[Theatre/DoctorFaustus Faustus]]

->"It's well known that TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons was made by people who were mad at being beaten up by jocks in school, so made a game where being a jock is punished by being boring and only able to [[AttackAttackAttack fight harder]] when they get higher up in level, whereas all the 'nerd' types get to bend reality and do the actual work. And we all know most of the [[DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER rage]] about 4E is just because Wizards decided to put a stop to groups that were nothing but clerics, druids and magicians so tried to make people pick a fighter for a reason."

->''Your wizard is like [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Magikarp]], except instead of [[MagikarpPower Gyarados]] it evolves into [[OlympusMons Mewtwo.]]''

-->-- Frank and K, ''[[http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Races_of_War_%283.5e_Sourcebook%29 Races of War (3.5e Sourcebook)]]''

->'''Marisha Ray:'''[[LevelCap Level 20]] druids.

->'''Laura Bailey:''' Level 20 ranger-rogue-- Drowns. Super easy.

-->--WebVideo/CriticalRole

->'''Marisha Ray:'''Level 20 druids.

->'''Creator/MarishaRay:'''Level 20 druids.

->'''Creator/MatthewMercer:''' Ah, fucking druids.

->'''Creator/SamRiegel:''' Forever.
->'''Creator/LauraBailey:''' Level 20 ranger-rogue-- Drowns. Super easy.

->'''Creator/MathewMercer:''' Because you have unlimited beast shapes.

->'''Creator/MathewMercer:''' Ah, fucking druids.

->'''[[{{Eberron}} Jaela Daran]]:''' That is... impossible! How could you have done that!?
->'''[[{{Eberron}} Erandis d'Vol]]''': By being a Level 15 wizard.

-->--'''[=DivineDragoonKain=]''', User on GameFAQs Pen and Paper RPG board

-->-- Frank and K, ''Races of War''

->"It's well known that DungeonsAndDragons was made by people who were mad at being beaten up by jocks in school, so made a game where being a jock is punished by being boring and only able to [[AttackAttackAttack fight harder]] when they get higher up in level, whereas all the 'nerd' types get to bend reality and do the actual work. And we all know most of the [[DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER rage]] about 4E is just because Wizards decided to put a stop to groups that were nothing but clerics, druids and magicians so tried to make people pick a fighter for a reason."
-->-- Satirical take on ''DungeonsAndDragons''.

-> A sound magician is [[PhysicalGod a mighty god.]]

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->"It's well known that DungeonsAndDragons was made by people who were mad at being beaten up by jocks in school, so made a game where being a jock is punished by being boring and only able to [[AttackAttackAttack fight harder]] when they get higher up in level, whereas all the 'nerd' types get to bend reality and do the actual work. And we all know most of the [[RuinedFOREVER rage]] about 4E is just because Wizards decided to put a stop to groups that were nothing but clerics, druids and magicians so tried to make people pick a fighter for a reason."

-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''{{Order of the Stick}}''

->"It's well known that [[DungeonsAndDragons Dungeons and Dragons]] was made by people who were mad at being beaten up by jocks in school, so made a game where being a jock is punished by being boring and only able to [[AttackAttackAttack fight harder]] when they get higher up in level, whereas all the 'nerd' types get to bend reality and do the actual work. And we all know most of the [[RuinedFOREVER rage]] about 4E is just because Wizards decided to put a stop to groups that were nothing but clerics, druids and magicians so tried to make people pick a fighter for a reason."
-->-- Satirical take on ''DungeonsAndDragons''.

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->"It's well known that [[DungeonsAndDragons Dungeons and Dragons]] was made by people who were mad at being beaten up by jocks in school, so made a game where being a jock is punished by being boring and only able to [[AttackAttackAttack fight harder]] when they get higher up in level, whereas all the 'nerd' types get to bend reality and do the actual work. And we all know most of the [[RuinedFOREVER rage]] about 4E is just because Wizards decided to put a stop to groups that were nothing but [[CoDzilla clerics, druids]] and magicians so tried to make people pick a fighter for a reason."

-->-- '''Varrsuvius''', ''{{Order of the Stick}}''

-> Now if you don't mind I'm somewhat preocccuiped telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.