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-->'''Kanan:''' Wow, you really ''do'' shoot like a stormtrooper. Guess I don't have too much to worry about.\\
'''Rex''': It's this helmet. I can't see!
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-->--''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers'', "Who's Running the Show?"
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But he has a little trouble with his trigger finger!\\
When he takes aim, it's anybody's guess!\\
He's The Shakiest Gun In The West!''
-->--'''Opening theme by The Wilburn Brothers''', ''Film/TheShakiestGunInTheWest''
But he has a little trouble with his trigger finger!\\
When he takes aim, it's anybody's guess!\\
He's The Shakiest Gun In The West!''
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->''"...I mean, heck, if you're one of Kadyrov's Chechens, you don't even have to shoot anyone. You can shoot at unoccupied buildings, trees, fields, you know, anything for the gram."''
-->-- '''Perun''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMEpxX7rS5I documentary about ammo logistics]] for the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine
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-->-- '''Obi-Wan Kenobi''', [[CrazyEnoughToWork [[HilariousInHindsight making one of the most inaccurate accurate deductions]] [[Franchise/StarWars in the history of the franchise]] in ''Film/StarWarsANewHope''
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->'''Cleveland:''' They're shooting at us!\\
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->''"You missed!'' With a CANNON!!''"''
-->-- '''Tecopa''', ''Film/Tremors4TheLegendBegins''[[labelnote:*]]Said cannon was a [[{{BFG}} punt gun]], the kind of gun used for mass duck hunting, fired at point-blank range[[/labelnote]]
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-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' on the ''Film/ResidentEvil'' movies' [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18781_umbrella-most-wasteful-movie-corporation-ever.html Umbrella operatives]].
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-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' on the ''Film/ResidentEvil'' movies' ''Film/ResidentEvilFilmSeries''' [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18781_umbrella-most-wasteful-movie-corporation-ever.html Umbrella operatives]].
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-> '''[=K-2SO=]''': I'm surprised you're so concerned with my safety.\\
'''Jyn''': I'm not. I'm just worried they might miss you — and hit me.
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'''Jyn''': I'm not. I'm just worried they might miss you — and hit me.
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'''Reginald:''' Completely missed? ''(sigh)'' We spent so much money on that!\\
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—that!
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->'''"Now remember men, you're stormtroopers! You couldn't hit a dead blue whale!"'''
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'''Bill Corbet:''' And if you give them [[MoreDakka several hundred unimpeded shots]] they might, ''might'', just get lucky and [[PinballProjectile bounce one off a wall]] that might, and let me stress again ''might'', actually do some damage... [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption possibly]].
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'''Bill Corbet:''' Corbett:''' And if you give them [[MoreDakka several hundred unimpeded shots]] they might, ''might'', just get lucky and [[PinballProjectile bounce one off a wall]] that might, and let me stress again ''might'', actually do some damage... [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption possibly]].
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-->''"The characters in these movies exist in a Twilight Zone where thousands of rounds of ammunition are fired, but no one ever gets shot unless the plot requires him to. The bullets have read the screenplay."''
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->'''Reginald:''' Status Report; did we get him?\\
'''Burt:''' Uh, we completely missed and he's in the ship now.\\
'''Reginald:''' Completely missed? ''(sigh)'' We spent so much money on that!\\
— ''[[VideoGame/HenryStickminSeries Henry Stickmin: Completing the Mission]]''
'''Burt:''' Uh, we completely missed and he's in the ship now.\\
'''Reginald:''' Completely missed? ''(sigh)'' We spent so much money on that!\\
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->And then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired, and fired, and missed. I missed both times. And then I fired. And I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired. And then I missed. And then I was out of bullets. And then I got sad. And I had a Popsicle. And I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up. And then I reloaded. And then I fired. And then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something. But it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. I had another Popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something - I missed.
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->Excellent shot, [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Mister Joe]], except for the fact that you missed. Fire again!
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->Like many Transformers, they brilliantly set their guns to shoot everything around the target, except the target. We feel that gave the opponent a fighting chance.
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->(Well, those turning around would see.... A dead stormtrooper. Somehow the fucker missed, at point blank, and nailed his teammate instead.)\\
'''Stormtroopers''': Traitor!\\
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-->-- ''Literature/EbertsGlossaryOfMovieTerms''.
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