History Quotes / HilariousOuttakes

-->--''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc'' outtakes

-->-- '''Creator/SpikeSpencer''', in character as Shinji Ikari, during an [[https://youtu.be/f4GJE9WwZLw?t=220 outtake, known as "Evangelion Alternate Silly Ending"]]. in the ADV English Dub of ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'''s infamous GainaxEnding, also known as "[[http://shinjismind.ytmnd.com/ "Shinji's Rant"]]".

-->-- '''Creator/SpikeSpencer''', in character as Shinji Ikari, during an [[https://youtu.be/f4GJE9WwZLw?t=220 outtake]] in the ADV English Dub of ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'''s infamous GainaxEnding, also known as "[[http://shinjismind.ytmnd.com/ "Shinji's Rant"]]".

-->-- '''Creator/SpikeSpencer''', in character as Shinji Ikari, during an [[https://youtu.be/f4GJE9WwZLw?t=220 outtake]] in the ADV English Dub of ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'''s infamous GainaxEnding.

->'''George:''' You keep saying you know for a fact. Please, what is this "fact"?
->'''Cindy:''' Faith.
->'''George:''' What?
->'''Cindy:''' Faith.
->'''George:''' No, honey. Faith isn't a fact.
->'''Cindy:''' You said it was.
->'''Narrator:''' George did say that, but it was part of the ''Caged Wisdom'' bonus blooper footage.
->'''George:''' ''(On tape)'' Faith is a fact. No, no, faith is a ''facet''! (laughs) Can you believe I almost said "Faith is a fact"?
->'''George:''' I'm going to trial because you don't understand the concept of a blooper reel?

->'''Mike:''' Wait a minute. Randall? That cheater! He's trying to boost his numbers.
->'''Sulley:''' There's something else.
->'''Mike:''' What?
->'''Sulley:''' ''Look-lay in the bag-bay''.
->'''Mike:''' I think you mean "''Ook-lay'' in the ''ag-bay''".
->'''Sulley:''' What? Didn't I, uh...?
->'''Mike:''' You know, maybe you should just take a minute and ''ead-ray your ipt-scray''.

->''"(Um...) Oh, this is- this is nice, I, uh- This is the end, okay... Where exactly am I?! Um... Oh, grea- here's the song, oh good. Uhmmm, there's some things that are still unresolved here, guys! How- How do I get home? Ah- what do I eat? Was... Rei my- my mom, or... a ''clone'', or... hell- was this all in my mind? What- What's an EVA? Is that- sort of a Freudian... ''thing'', er... um... am I ''real''? Oh, ''hell''- does the ''bus'' run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but, um... oh, God, where's home? Okay, okay, okay. I mustn't run away, I mustn't... Okay I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that. Where the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] would I go?! I'm on a big blue ball! Uhh, is this how you end a series? I mean, is this- where we go from here? Okay, [[Recap/NeonGenesisEvangelionEpisode25LoveIsDestructive the movie]] better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling ya right now, 'cause I'm stuck in Nowhere-Land... You [[GainaxEnding ran outta ink]] too, didn't you, {{you bastard}}s?

->''"(Um...) Oh, this is- this is nice, I, uh- This is the end, okay... Where exactly am I?! Um... Oh, grea- here's the song, oh good. Uhmmm, there's some things that are still unresolved here, guys! How- How do I get home? Ah- what do I eat? Was... Rei my- my mom, or... a ''clone'', or... hell- was this all in my mind? What- What's an EVA? Is that- sort of a Freudian... ''thing'', er... um... am I ''real''? Oh, ''hell''- does the ''bus'' run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but, um... oh, God, where's home? Okay, okay, okay. I mustn't run away, I mustn't... Okay I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that. Where the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' would I go?! I'm on a big blue ball! Uhh, is this how you end a series? I mean, is this- where we go from here? Okay, [[Recap/NeonGenesisEvangelionEpisode25LoveIsDestructive the movie]] better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling ya right now, 'cause I'm stuck in Nowhere-Land... You [[GainaxEnding ran outta ink]] too, didn't you, {{you bastard}}s?

->''"(Um...) Oh, this is-- this is nice. This is the end, okay. [[LampshadeHanging Where exactly AM I?]] [[BreakingTheFourthWall Oh great, here's the song. Oh, good.]] Uh, there are some things that are still unresolved here, guys. [[FridgeLogic Uh, how do I get home?]] [[FridgeHorror What do I eat?]] Uh, was Rei my mom or a clone, or-- the hell-- was this all in my mind? What, what's an EVA? Is that sorta a Freudian thing or, um... am I real? Oh hell, does the bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but um-- oh God, where's home? Okay, okay, okay. [[SurvivalMantra I mustn't run away, I mustn't--]] okay, I got that, good, okay. Now, if I'' were ''to run away, let's analyze that. Where the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] would I go? I'M ON A BIG BLUE BALL! Uh... [[GainaxEnding is]]'' [[GainaxEnding this]] ''[[GainaxEnding how you end a series?]] Is this where we go from here? [[TemptingFate Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now,]] 'cause I'm stuck in Nowhere-land! [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments ...you ran out of ink too, didn't ya,]] [[YouBastard you bastards.]]"''

->''"(Um...) this is-- this is nice. This is the end, okay. [[LampshadeHanging Where exactly AM I?]] [[BreakingTheFourthWall Oh great, here's the song. Oh, good.]] Uh, there are some things that are still unresolved here, guys. [[FridgeLogic Uh, how do I get home?]] [[FridgeHorror What do I eat?]] Uh, was Rei my mom or a clone, or-- the hell-- was this all in my mind? What, what's an EVA? Is that sorta a Freudian thing or, um... am I real? Oh hell, does the bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but um-- oh God, where's home? Okay, okay, okay. [[SurvivalMantra I mustn't run away, I mustn't--]] okay, I got that, good, okay. Now, if I'' were ''to run away, let's analyze that. Where the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] would I go? I'M ON A BIG BLUE BALL! Uh... [[GainaxEnding is]]'' [[GainaxEnding this]] ''[[GainaxEnding how you end a series?]] Is this where we go from here? [[TemptingFate Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now,]] 'cause I'm stuck in Nowhere-land! [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments ...you ran out of ink too, didn't ya,]] [[YouBastard you bastards.]]"''

->''"Um... this is-- this is nice. This is the end, okay. [[LampshadeHanging Where exactly AM I?]]"'' ["Fly Me to the Moon" starts] ''"[[BreakingTheFourthWall Oh great, here's the song. Oh, good.]] Uh, there are some things that are still unresolved here, guys. [[FridgeLogic Uh, how do I get home?]] [[FridgeHorror What do I eat?]] Uh, was Rei my mom or a clone, or-- the hell-- was this all in my mind? What, what's an EVA? Is that sorta a Freudian thing or, um... am I real? Oh hell, does the bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but um-- oh God, where's home? Okay, okay, okay. [[SurvivalMantra I mustn't run away, I mustn't--]] okay, I got that, good, okay. Now, if I'' were ''to run away, let's analyze that. Where the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] would I go? I'M ON A BIG BLUE BALL! Uh... [[GainaxEnding is]]'' [[GainaxEnding this]] ''[[GainaxEnding how you end a series?]] Is this where we go from here? [[TemptingFate Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now,]] 'cause I'm stuck in Nowhere-land! [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments ...you ran out of ink too, didn't ya,]] [[YouBastard you bastards.]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/SpikeSpencer''', in character as Shinji Ikari, during an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hzjuf686oA outtake]] in ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'''s infamous GainaxEnding.

-->-- '''Creator/SpikeSpencer''', in character as Shinji Ikari, during an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL8pvC3mxGo outtake]] in ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'''s infamous GainaxEnding.

->''"Um... this is-- this is nice. This is the end, okay. [[LampshadeHanging Where exactly AM I?]]"'' ["Fly Me to the Moon" starts] ''"[[BreakingTheFourthWall Oh great, here's the song. Oh, good.]] Uh, there are some things that are still unresolved here, guys. [[FridgeLogic Uh, how do I get home?]] [[FridgeHorror What do I eat?]] Uh, was Rei my mom or a clone, or-- the hell-- was this all in my mind? What, what's an EVA? Is that sorta a Freudian thing or, um... am I real? Oh hell, does the bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but um-- oh God, where's home? Okay, okay, okay. [[SurvivalMantra I mustn't run away, I mustn't--]] okay, I got that, good, okay. Now, if I'' were ''to run away, let's analyze that. Where the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] would I go? I'M ON A BIG BLUE BALL! Uh... [[GainaxEnding is]]'' [[GainaxEnding this]] ''[[GainaxEnding how you end a series?]] Is this where we go from here? [[TemptingFate Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now,]] 'cause I'm stuck in Nowhere-land! [[FunnyMoments ...you ran out of ink too, didn't ya,]] [[YouBastard you bastards.]]"''

->''"Um... this is-- this is nice. This is the end, okay. [[LampshadeHanging Where exactly AM I?]]"'' ["Fly Me to the Moon" starts] ''"[[BreakingTheFourthWall Oh great, here's the song. Oh, good.]] Uh, there are some things that are still unresolved here, guys. [[FridgeLogic Uh, how do I get home?]] [[FridgeHorror What do I eat?]] Uh, was Rei my mom or a clone, or-- the hell-- was this all in my mind? What, what's an EVA? Is that sorta [[FreudWasRight a Freudian thing]] or, um... am I real? Oh hell, does the bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but um-- oh God, where's home? Okay, okay, okay. [[SurvivalMantra I mustn't run away, I mustn't--]] okay, I got that, good, okay. Now, if I'' were ''to run away, let's analyze that. Where the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] would I go? I'M ON A BIG BLUE BALL! Uh... [[GainaxEnding is]]'' [[GainaxEnding this]] ''[[GainaxEnding how you end a series?]] Is this where we go from here? [[TemptingFate Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now,]] 'cause I'm stuck in Nowhere-land! [[FunnyMoments ...you ran out of ink too, didn't ya,]] [[YouBastard you bastards.]]"''

->''"Um... this is-- this is nice. This is the end, okay. [[LampshadeHanging Where exactly AM I?]]"'' ["Fly Me to the Moon starts] ''"[[BreakingTheFourthWall Oh great, here's the song. Oh, good.]] Uh, there are some things that are still unresolved here, guys. [[FridgeLogic Uh, how do I get home?]] [[FridgeHorror What do I eat?]] Uh, was Rei my mom or a clone, or-- the hell-- was this all in my mind? What, what's an EVA? Is that sorta [[FreudWasRight a Freudian thing]] or, um... am I real? Oh hell, does the bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but um-- oh God, where's home? Okay, okay, okay. [[SurvivalMantra I mustn't run away, I mustn't--]] okay, I got that, good, okay. Now, if I'' were ''to run away, let's analyze that. Where the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] would I go? I'M ON A BIG BLUE BALL! Uh... [[GainaxEnding is]]'' [[GainaxEnding this]] ''[[GainaxEnding how you end a series?]] Is this where we go from here? [[TemptingFate Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now,]] 'cause I'm stuck in Nowhere-land! [[FunnyMoments ...you ran out of ink too, didn't ya, you bastards.]]"''

-->-- '''Creator/SpikeSpencer''', in character as Shinji Ikari, during an outtake in ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'''s infamous GainaxEnding.

->''"You ran out of inks too, didn't ya, ya bastards?"''
-->-- '''Creator/SpikeSpencer''' during an outtake in ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' final episode ending.

-->-- '''SpikeSpencer''' during an outtake in ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' final episode ending.

-->-- '''Mal''' in ''Film/{{Serenity}}'', in an outtake