History Quotes / FridgeLogic

-->--'''Rimmer'''[[hottip:*:referring to a pair of sentient shoes]], '''Series/RedDwarf'''

-->-- ''{{Castle}}'', "The Last Call"

-->--'''[[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]]''', on one of Rick Perry's statements[[hottip:*:No, I'm not going to say what it was. This isn't the place for that flamewar.]]

-->--'''YouTube''' Commenter Darthkoolguy on a Burger King Star Trek tie-in commercial

-->--''[[{{Arfenhouse}} Arfenhouse Teh Movie Too]]''

-->--'''JonStewart''', on one of Rick Perry's statements[[hottip:*:No, I'm not going to say what it was. This isn't the place for that flamewar.]]

->''"It's a lot like the iron boots in modern 3D ''[[TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]]'' games: you have these 200kg boots in your inventory; you're swimming in water; you open the menu and choose to put the boots 'on'; you sink to the bottom of the water. Are the boots only heavy when they're on your feet? (Maybe [[AWizardDidIt they're magical]].)"''

-->--'''Rimmer'''[[hottip:*:referring to a pair of sentient shoes]], '''RedDwarf'''

-->--'''Antimony''', ''GunnerkriggCourt''

-->--'''Bill Corbett''' {{Rifftrax}}: {{Batman And Robin}}

-->--'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''', on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''

-->-- '''[[WebOriginal/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''New Guardians''

-->-- ''WebOriginal/UnrealEstate''

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--> --''{{Futurama}}''

-->--'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''', on ''{{Final Fantasy VIII}}''

-->-- '''[[HypercompetentSidekick Shego]]''', ''KimPossible''

-->-- ''FamilyGuy''

-->-- ''PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/06/12/ Activate]]"

-->-- '''{{Linkara}}''' on ''New Guardians''

-->-- ''UnrealEstate''

-->-- '''[[TheShego Shego]]''', ''KimPossible''

-->--'''JonStewar''', on one of Rick Perry's statements[[hottip:*:No, I'm not going to say what it was. This isn't the place for that flamewar.]]

->''"But he delivers it in such a homespun, likable way that you're already halfway home before you realize, 'Hey, that made no [[SoundEffectBleed f@#$ing]] sense!'"''

-->--'''Rimmer'''[[hottip:*:referring to a pair of sentient shoes]], '''RedDwarf'''.

-> '''Hermes''': That just raises further questions!

-->--'''Rimmer''', '''RedDwarf'''.

-->-- '''[[TheShego Shego]]''', KimPossible

->When he's gone, Claire opines that people will ask questions about the crash, but Bennet informs her she's mistaken, and no one's going to know a thing. An ominous whistling accompanies this declaration, and when Claire, dread in her voice, asks what he did, he answers by looking to the sky, from which a missile appears and blows up the plane. I hate to argue with such a dramatic display, but if someone were going to ask questions about a mysterious plane's mysterious landing, I'm not sure an ensuing mysterious explosion would get them to go about their day like nothing happened. But I could be overestimating people's average intelligence and curiosity.
-->'''TelevisionWithoutPity''' on ''Series/{{Heroes}}''
%comment% Also? I almost typed "Herpes", but that would have been more appropriate for season 2. {{Take THAT}}!

->I want you to think about this: This is a story where a group of people are bopping around the world, encountering monsters and using some vaguely defined magic power taught to them by servant elementals, turning them into collectible playing cards in a game that everyone in the entire world plays. Not only that, these summoned demons also have the power to turn common everyday items, as well as these playing cards, into mystical energy in the form of magic spells. You're telling me that I could go into a sporting goods store in this world, buy a tent, and tell the devil in my magic lamp to turn that into ten Curaga spells? Do these spells take up tangible space, are they in a book or are they in my pocket? Why can I only carry a hundred of them?
-->--[[TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]], on {{Final Fantasy VIII}}'s metaphysics.

->''" It's charming until you realize how many hidden cameras this guy must have set up to get all this footage."''

->''It's a lot like the iron boots in modern 3D ''[[TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]]'' games: you have these 200kg boots in your inventory; you're swimming in water; you open the menu and choose to put the boots 'on'; you sink to the bottom of the water. Are the boots only heavy when they're on your feet? (Maybe [[AWizardDidIt they're magical]].)''
-->--'''Tim Rogers''', on ''[[http://www.actionbutton.net/?p=402 Ikaruga]]'

->'''Gabe:''' How can you say the [[SuperFriends Wonder Twins]] was about [[BrotherSisterIncest incest]]? I mean, just because he [[MakingASplash turns]] into water, and then she [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turns into an elephant]], and then... Then they... They... Oh My God. And the [[AlienScrappy monkey]]! Where does the monkey fit in?
->'''Tycho:''' The monkey ''watches''.
-->-- ''PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/06/12/ Activate]]"

->''Wait a minute. How did they open the car door?''

->'''M:''' No, it DOESN'T.

-> ''[Zoidberg's underwater house has just burnt down]''
-> '''Zoidberg''': [[BigNo Nooooooo!]] My home! It burned down! How did this happen?
-> '''Hermes''': That's a very good question.
-> '''Bender''': ''[Retrieving a lit cigar from the ashes]'' So that's where my I left my cigar.
-> '''Hermes''': That just raises further questions!
--> ''{{Futurama}}''

->Now I'm going to give you $50,000. [...] The longer we stand here, the more people are going to question how a fisherman with no engineering background was able to build a sophisticated talking fish robot.

->I see now that my plan didn't make much sense.
->-- ''Noah, TheMissingLynx''

->-- ''{{Castle}}'', "The Last Call"

-> '''Zoidberg''': My home! How did it burn down?
-> '''Hermes''': That's a good question.
-> '''Bender''': ''[Retrieving a lit cigar from the ashes]'' So that's where my cigar went.

->-- ''Noah, The Missing Lynx''

->I'll give you $50,000 to be on your way. [...] The longer we stand here, the more people are going to question how a fisherman with no background in engineering was able to build a sophisticated animatronic fish.

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