Donkey: I'm already starting to feel nauseous from memories of wedgies and swirlies! Puss: But how did you receive the wedgies when you are clearly not aware of the underpants? Donkey: Let's just say some things are better left unsaid and leave it at that.
Richard Castle: Perfect place for a murder. No one can hear you scream. Kate Beckett: No one can help you carry the body up the stairs either. Richard Castle: Maybe somebody marched Donny at gunpoint down to the river and killed him there. Kate Beckett: If he had a gun, why would he use a bottle [to kill the victim]? Richard Castle: Don't ruin my story with your logic!
—Rimmernote referring to a pair of sentient shoes, Red Dwarf
(Asked what the quote "It was the most excruciating experience of my life" referred to.) Andy Parsons: Is it David Blunkettnote a British politician, who is blind hanging pictures? [He mimes hitting his thumb with a hammer] Dara O'Briain: I get that he'd drive the nail into his thumb because he's blind, but why is he hanging pictures? He's blind!
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? [...] Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
There's one line in one scene at the start of the movie to explain the entire apocalypse. And it's not even repeated or alluded to. Just one line... It's India. It's a monsoon. A man arrives, clearly in a hurry. He's wearing a suit. He's got a small bag. He's rushed to be here. He's a scientist, he's meeting another scientist. [...] This guy, a physicist, turns to the other physicist and without any shame or compunction goes: "The neutrinos have mutated and they're heating up the planet!"
At the end of the movie, they're on a boat. It's a new dawn. Everyone's survived. Everyone in the cinema got up and walked out. I was the only idiot in the Curzon on Leicester Square with his arm up going "Eh,what happened to the fucking neutrinos?!" A week ago, they had "mutated" and were "heating up the planet"; how did that change all of a sudden?
Gabe: How can you say the Wonder Twins was about incest? I mean, just because he turns into water, and then she turns into an elephant, and then... Then they... They... Oh My God. And the monkey! Where does the monkey fit in? Tycho: The monkey watches.
Wanda: I'm trying to rein in my ruthless logical thinking and embrace the boundless and bewitching wonders of the magical world. [Later] Wanda:[hrrrnghh] If he's so smart then why didn't he just try to summon the frickenegg first not one of them tried to summon that fricken egg, not one, you've learned the summoning charm, great, why not just try summon the motherfrickin egg
It's a lot like the iron boots in modern 3D Zelda games: you have these 200kg boots in your inventory; you're swimming in water; you open the menu and choose to put the boots 'on'; you sink to the bottom of the water. Are the boots only heavy when they're on your feet? (Maybe they're magical.)
How the hell does that guy owe money?! He has a magic lever that can force people to lose everything! Marry into money? Why?! You have God's personal money tree! Th-Th-There's not even any complicated controls! It's just "Win" and "Lose"! Is it only targeted to Fred?! Can it be targeted to other people?! Is there a remote-controlled chip inside everybody's mind that he somehow has control over that can win or lose or...?! This whole movie should be about how that lever works!
[Zoidberg's underwater house has just burnt down] Zoidberg: Nooooooo! My home! It burned down! How did this happen? Hermes: That's a very good question. Bender: [Retrieving a lit cigar from the ashes] So that's where my I left my cigar. Hermes: That just raises further questions!
[Chowder accidentally puts rat poison in the dish he's making] Mung: Oh, golly... Why did I even put that poison in the spice cabinet in the first place?! [A giant rat passes by] Mung: ...Oh, yeah, that's right...
Lisa: There's no shame in coming second! [Cue a daydream about Lisa's band, "The Second Bests", only for the audience to start booing as soon as they start playing] Lisa:... Why would they come to our concerts just to boo us?