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->''Turn, yield, halt\\
If you fail, you'll know who's at fault\\
Of vehicular assault\\
When you're doing the Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz!\\
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Gas, shift, brake\\
Drinking coffee's a big mistake\\
Try not to plunge into the lake\\
When you're doing the Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz!\\
\\
Use both hands when you steer her\\
Then check in the mirror\\
What you see may be nearer\\
Don't lay on the horn!\\
\\
See the traffic cop bossing\\
Pedestrians crossing\\
Never drive when you're flossing\\
You'll wish you weren't born!\\
\\
Belt yourself\\
Only way to protect your health\\
Leave your friends all your hard-earned wealth\\
If you croak when you're boldly embarking\\
And parallel-parking\\
And acing the written\\
Look out for that kitten\\
No time for high-fiving\\
You're barely surviving\\
The dangerous Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz!''
-->--''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "The Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz"
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-->-- '''Benny the Cab''', ''WhoFramedRogerRabbit''

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-->-- '''Benny the Cab''', ''WhoFramedRogerRabbit''
''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''



->'''Tony''': Hey, not so fast!
->'''Ziva''': I always drive fast! It’s the best way to avoid possible [=IEDs=] and ambushes.
->'''Tony''': You’re in America now. I wouldn’t worry about it. How about this? Slow down or I’ll puke on you.
->'''Ziva''': Tony, why don’t you like the American Civil War?
->'''Tony''': I don’t want to talk about it.
->'''[=McGee=]''': It’s because of his father.
->'''Tony''': Was she talking to you, Probie?
->'''Ziva''': Oh. You didn’t get along with your father. Hm… explains a lot.
->'''Tony''': My father and I got along fine.
->'''Ziva''': If you say so. I think it’s best to talk about things instead of burying them inside.
->'''[=McGee=]''': What about you? Your father? Deputy Director David, what’s he like?

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->'''Tony''': Hey, not so fast!
fast!
->'''Ziva''': I always drive fast! It’s the best way to avoid possible [=IEDs=] and ambushes.
ambushes.
->'''Tony''': You’re in America now. I wouldn’t worry about it. How about this? Slow down or I’ll puke on you.
you.
->'''Ziva''': Tony, why don’t you like the American Civil War?
War?
->'''Tony''': I don’t want to talk about it.
it.
->'''[=McGee=]''': It’s because of his father.
father.
->'''Tony''': Was she talking to you, Probie?
Probie?
->'''Ziva''': Oh. You didn’t get along with your father. Hm… explains a lot.
lot.
->'''Tony''': My father and I got along fine.
fine.
->'''Ziva''': If you say so. I think it’s best to talk about things instead of burying them inside.
inside.
->'''[=McGee=]''': What about you? Your father? Deputy Director David, what’s he like? like?



->'''Tony''': Slow down, we’re taking the next left.

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->'''Tony''': Slow down, we’re taking the next left.



->'''[=McGee=]''': Ziva, car! Car! Car!

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->'''[=McGee=]''': Ziva, car! Car! Car! Car!



->'''Ziva''': I said I was sorry.

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->'''Ziva''': I said I was sorry.



->'''Eli''': Enough said.

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->'''Eli''': Enough said.



->'''Sophie''': Parker, you are never to get behind the wheel of a car again, okay?

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->'''Sophie''': Parker, you are never to get behind the wheel of a car again, okay? okay?



-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX4hN2KAaww "I'm An Asshole"]], Dennis Leary

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-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX4hN2KAaww "I'm An Asshole"]], Dennis Leary
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'''Nyamo:''' Isn't it better for fewer people to die?

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'''Nyamo:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Isn't it better for fewer people to die?die]]?

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->'''Ziva:''' I'm driving.\\
'''Tony:''' I'm dead.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

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->'''Ziva:''' ->'''Ziva''': I'm driving.\\
'''Tony:'''
driving.
->'''Tony''':
I'm dead.
->''(later in the episode, Tony and Ziva arrive at the crime scene)''
->'''Tony''': This is going to suck.
->'''Ziva''': Stop complaining.
->'''Tony''': Sorry. No sleep tends to do that to me.
->'''Ziva''': I drove Tony. You could have slept all night if you wanted.
->'''Tony''': I tried, but the orchestra of blaring car horns kept me awake.
->'''Ziva''': We made good time.
->'''Tony''': Going ninety-five miles an hour on a dirt road I couldn't even see.
->'''Ziva''': Then it's a good thing I was driving.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''
''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Lost and Found"



-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

->'''Gibbs:''' [Ziva] almost killed my entire team yesterday.\\
'''Jenny:''' How?\\
'''Gibbs:''' Driving home from a crime scene.\\
'''Jenny:''' I should have warned you. I think she was an Eastern European cab driver in a past life.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

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-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

->'''Gibbs:'''
->''(later in the episode)''
->'''Gibbs''':
[Ziva] almost killed my entire team yesterday.\\
'''Jenny:''' '''Jenny''': How?\\
'''Gibbs:''' '''Gibbs''': Driving home from a crime scene.\\
'''Jenny:''' '''Jenny''': I should have warned you. I think she was an Eastern European cab driver in a past life.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''
''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Silver War"



-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

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-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''
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-->--''Series/{{NCIS}}''

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-->--''Series/{{NCIS}}''
-->--''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Enemies Foreign"



->''(Tony and Ziva arrive at the crime scene)''
->'''Tony''': This is going to suck.
->'''Ziva''': Stop complaining.
->'''Tony''': Sorry. No sleep tends to do that to me.
->'''Ziva''': I drove Tony. You could have slept all night if you wanted.
->'''Tony''': I tried, but the orchestra of blaring car horns kept me awake.
->'''Ziva''': We made good time.
->'''Tony''': Going ninety-five miles an hour on a dirt road I couldn't even see.
->'''Ziva''': Then it's a good thing I was driving.
-->--''Series/{{NCIS}}''



-->--''{{Leverage}}''

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-->--''{{Leverage}}''
-->--''Series/{{Leverage}}''



-->--''{{Leverage}}''

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-->--''{{Leverage}}''
-->--''Series/{{Leverage}}''
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->'''Ziva''': Sorry. First time behind the wheel after a six month mission in the U.K.

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->'''Ziva''': Sorry. First time behind the wheel after a six month six-month mission in the U.K.UK.



->''(Cut to Tony driving)''

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->''(Cut to Tony driving)''driving, and Ziva with a put-upon expression on her face.)''
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->'''Tony''': Hey, not so fast!
->'''Ziva''': I always drive fast! It’s the best way to avoid possible [=IEDs=] and ambushes.
->'''Tony''': You’re in America now. I wouldn’t worry about it. How about this? Slow down or I’ll puke on you.
->'''Ziva''': Tony, why don’t you like the American Civil War?
->'''Tony''': I don’t want to talk about it.
->'''[=McGee=]''': It’s because of his father.
->'''Tony''': Was she talking to you, Probie?
->'''Ziva''': Oh. You didn’t get along with your father. Hm… explains a lot.
->'''Tony''': My father and I got along fine.
->'''Ziva''': If you say so. I think it’s best to talk about things instead of burying them inside.
->'''[=McGee=]''': What about you? Your father? Deputy Director David, what’s he like?
->''([[HypocriticalHumor Ziva slams down more on the gas pedal]])''
->'''Tony''': Slow down, we’re taking the next left.
->''(The sound of car horns and screeching tires can be heard)''
->'''[=McGee=]''': Ziva, car! Car! Car!
->''(Tony shouts)''
->'''Ziva''': Sorry. First time behind the wheel after a six month mission in the U.K.
->''([[VomitDiscretionShot Tony pukes]])''
->''(Cut to Tony driving)''
->'''Ziva''': I said I was sorry.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''


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->''(Tony and Ziva arrive at the crime scene)''
->'''Tony''': This is going to suck.
->'''Ziva''': Stop complaining.
->'''Tony''': Sorry. No sleep tends to do that to me.
->'''Ziva''': I drove Tony. You could have slept all night if you wanted.
->'''Tony''': I tried, but the orchestra of blaring car horns kept me awake.
->'''Ziva''': We made good time.
->'''Tony''': Going ninety-five miles an hour on a dirt road I couldn't even see.
->'''Ziva''': Then it's a good thing I was driving.
-->--''Series/{{NCIS}}''

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-->-- ''AzumangaDaioh''

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-->-- ''AzumangaDaioh''
''Manga/AzumangaDaioh''



-->-- '''Osaka''' (after her very first ride with [[TropeCodifier Yukari]]), ''AzumangaDaioh''

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-->-- '''Osaka''' (after her very first ride with [[TropeCodifier Yukari]]), ''AzumangaDaioh''
''Manga/AzumangaDaioh''



-->-- ''{{NCIS}}''

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-->-- ''{{NCIS}}''
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-->-- ''{{NCIS}}''

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-->-- ''{{NCIS}}''
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-->-- ''{{NCIS}}''

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-->--''{{NCIS}}''

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-->--''{{NCIS}}''
-->--''Series/{{NCIS}}''



-->--''{{NCIS}}'', and yes, she was completely serious

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-->--''{{NCIS}}'', -->--''Series/{{NCIS}}'', and yes, she was completely serious
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-->-- MassEffect2, Lair of the Shadow Broker

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-->-- MassEffect2, VideoGame/MassEffect2, Lair of the Shadow Broker



->''"Do you hate trash cans? Is that it? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?"''
-->-- '''Jake''', ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'', on Marco's driving "skills"

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-->-- '''Israelite Lookout''', ''TheBible''

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-->-- '''Israelite Lookout''', ''TheBible''
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->''"A taxidriverman is what I want to be"''
->''"But there are no customers who want to ride with me"''
->''"I don't know why it could be that I'm almost blind"''
->''"But every street in Calcutta I can find"''

->''"Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in"''
->''"Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in"''
->''"Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in"''
->''"Calcutta, I am a taxidriverman"''

->''"I love to drive the taxi I like it very much"''
->''"Even though I have no license I always find the clutch"''
->''"I can drive without my hands I can drive without my feet"''
->''"And I have no problem keeping taxi on the street"''
-->--- '''DrBombay''', ''Calcutta''
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->'''Eliot''': Damn it, Parker where'd you learn to drive?!

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->'''Eliot''': Damn it, Parker where'd Parker! Where'd you learn to drive?!
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->'''Eliot''': Damn it, Parker where'd you learn to drive?!
->'''Parker''':''[nonchalantly]'' Before I stole cars I was a getaway driver.
->'''Hardison''': Before? You started stealing cars when you were twelve!
-->--''{{Leverage}}''
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->'''Ziva''': Slow drivers.
->'''Tony''': Bad drivers.
->'''Ziva''': What is so hard? You go as fast as possible, when something gets in your way, you turn.
-->--''{{NCIS}}'', and yes, she was completely serious
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->'''Vance''': Most fathers teach their daughters to drive. I have you to blame for this?
->'''Eli David''': This she learned from her mother.
-->--''{{NCIS}}''
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'''Ziva''': I drove.
'''Eli''': Enough said.

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'''Ziva''': ->'''Ziva''': I drove.
'''Eli''': ->'''Eli''': Enough said.



'''Sophie''': Parker, you are never to get behind the wheel of a car again, okay?

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'''Sophie''': ->'''Sophie''': Parker, you are never to get behind the wheel of a car again, okay?
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->'''Eli''': With traffic, I wasn't expecting you for another hour.
'''Ziva''': I drove.
'''Eli''': Enough said.
-->-- ''{{NCIS}}''

->'''Parker''': Who knew a sedan could hit 140?
'''Sophie''': Parker, you are never to get behind the wheel of a car again, okay?
-->--''{{Leverage}}''
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->''"...His driving is like unto the driving of Jehu, for he driveth furiously."''
-->-- '''Israelite Lookout''', ''TheBible''
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-->-- ''{{Animorphs}}'', "The Andalite's Gift"

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-->-- ''{{Animorphs}}'', ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'', "The Andalite's Gift"
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->"I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane / while people behind me are going insane"

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->"I ->''"I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane / while people behind me are going insane" insane"''



->"This guy's already driving like I intend to in [[DriverSanFrancisco this game]]!"

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->"This ->''"This guy's already driving like I intend to in [[DriverSanFrancisco this game]]!"game]]!"''




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->''"Do you hate trash cans? Is that it? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?"''
-->-- '''Jake''', ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'', on Marco's driving "skills"
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->"This guy's already driving like I intend to in [[DriverSanFrancisco this game]]!"
-->-- ''{{Unskippable}}''
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->"I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane / while people behind me are going insane"
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX4hN2KAaww "I'm An Asshole"]], Dennis Leary
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-->-- ''GoodOmens''

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-->-- ''GoodOmens''
''Literature/GoodOmens''
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'''Shepard:''' "Heh. There we go."\\

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'''Shepard:''' "Heh. There we go."\\go!"\\
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->'''Liara:''' "Truck!"\\
'''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard:]]''' "I know."\\
'''Liara:''' ''"Truck!"''\\
'''Shepard:''' ''"I know!"''\\
'''Liara:''' "Yaaah!"\\
'''Shepard:''' "Heh. There we go."\\
'''Liara:''' "You're ''enjoying'' this!"
-->-- MassEffect2, Lair of the Shadow Broker

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'''Kate:''' How?\\

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'''Kate:''' '''Jenny:''' How?\\



'''Kate:''' I should have warned you. I think she was an Eastern European cab driver in a past life.

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'''Kate:''' '''Jenny:''' I should have warned you. I think she was an Eastern European cab driver in a past life.



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->'''Gibbs:''' [Ziva] almost killed my entire team yesterday.\\
'''Kate:''' How?\\
'''Gibbs:''' Driving home from a crime scene.\\
'''Kate:''' I should have warned you. I think she was an Eastern European cab driver in a past life.
-->-- ''{{NCIS}}''

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->'''Aziraphale:''' Watch out for that pedestrian!\\
'''Crowley:''' ''(driving)'' It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking!

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->'''Aziraphale:''' ->'''[[OurAngelsAreDifferent Aziraphale]]:''' Watch out for that pedestrian!\\
'''Crowley:''' '''[[OurDemonsAreDifferent Crowley]]:''' ''(driving)'' It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking!


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->Hang on. That light four blocks away just turned yellow.
-->--'''Peter Fox''', ''FoxTrot''

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->''"I can't believe they locked me up for driving on the sidewalk! It was just a couple of miles..."''
-->-- '''Benny the Cab''', ''WhoFramedRogerRabbit''



-->-- '''Herman Cain'''.

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-->-- '''Herman Cain'''.
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-->-- '''DJ Atomika''' in ''SSX 3'', describing Dangerous Dave's piloting skills

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-->-- '''DJ Atomika''' in ''SSX 3'', describing (describing Dangerous Dave's piloting skills
skills), ''SSX 3''



-->-- '''AzumangaDaioh'''

->'''Cassie''': Aaaaaaaah!.\\
'''Jake''': Lookoutlookoutlookoutlookout!\\
'''Marco''': Would you shut up? I'm trying to drive here!\\

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-->-- '''AzumangaDaioh'''

->'''Cassie''': Aaaaaaaah!.\\
'''Jake''':
''AzumangaDaioh''

->''"B-but... we ain't afraid of no rollercoasters no more."''
-->-- '''Osaka''' (after her very first ride with [[TropeCodifier Yukari]]), ''AzumangaDaioh''

->'''Cassie:''' Aaaaaaaah!\\
'''Jake:'''
Lookoutlookoutlookoutlookout!\\
'''Marco''': '''Marco:''' Would you shut up? I'm trying to drive here!\\



''Driver flips off Marco''\\
'''Marco''': That's rude. ''And'' totally uncalled for.\\

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''Driver ''(driver flips off Marco''\\
'''Marco''':
Marco)''\\
'''Marco:'''
That's rude. ''And'' totally uncalled for.\\




-> "There are no safety precautions that could prepare somebody for a car trip with Rosette."

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-> "B-but... we ain't afraid of no rollercoasters no more."
-->-- '''Osaka''', AzumangaDaioh, after her very first ride with [[TropeCodifier Yukari]].



'''Crowley:''' It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking!
-->-- ''GoodOmens'' (with Crowley driving)

->'''Ziva''': I'm driving.
->'''Tony''': I'm dead.
-->--{{NCIS}}

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'''Crowley:''' ''(driving)'' It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking!
-->-- ''GoodOmens'' (with Crowley driving)

->'''Ziva''':
''GoodOmens''

->'''Ziva:'''
I'm driving.
->'''Tony''':
driving.\\
'''Tony:'''
I'm dead.
-->--{{NCIS}}
-->-- ''{{NCIS}}''



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->'''Chiyo:''' Um... since Yukari-sensei's car looks a bit more spacious, why not put three people over there?\\
'''Nyamo:''' Isn't it better for fewer people to die?
-->-- '''AzumangaDaioh'''

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'''Marco''': That's rude. ''And'' totally uncalled for.
-->-- ''Animorphs'', "The Andalite's Gift"


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'''Marco''': That's rude. ''And'' totally uncalled for.
for.\\
''BAM!''\\
'''Cassie:''' Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!\\
'''Marco:''' Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out.\\
''BAM! BAM! BAM!''\\
'''Marco:''' Okay, so it's four trash cans.\\
'''Jake:''' Get off the sidewalk, you lunatic!\\
'''Marco:''' ''(yanks wheel right, bumps the sidewalk, grazes a parked car)''\\
''BAM! BAM! BAM!''\\
'''Jake:''' Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!\\
'''Marco:''' I can't drive with you screaming in my ear.\\
'''Jake:''' You can't drive at all!
-->-- ''Animorphs'', ''{{Animorphs}}'', "The Andalite's Gift"

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