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-> ''"Listen to me. There is ''nothing'' wrong with that tunnel. You stuck in it because you tried to do Rock 'n' Roll. Tunnels are ''not'' dance floors and ''you'' are not a pop star!"''

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-> ''"Listen ->''"Listen to me. There is ''nothing'' wrong with that tunnel. You stuck in it because you tried to do Rock 'n' Roll. Tunnels are ''not'' dance floors and ''you'' are not a pop star!"''


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->''"Oh, it's you. Have you learned to drive properly yet?"''
-->-- '''Elizabeth''' to the Fat Controller, ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'', "Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry"
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->''"Hot Shot, why do I have to practice my driving? Hey! Did Kicker say I was a lousy driver or something?! Hot Shot!"''
-->-- '''Ironhide''', ''Anime/TransformersEnergon'', "Crash Course"
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-> ''"Listen to me. There is ''nothing'' wrong with that tunnel. You stuck in it because you tried to do Rock 'n' Roll. Tunnels are ''not'' dance floors and ''you'' are not a pop star!"''
-->-- '''The Fat Controller''' to Duncan, ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'', "Home at Last"
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->''"Unbelievable! Why don't you just go back? I think you actually MISSED a pothole! Man, you have got to be the ''worst'', I mean the WORST, delivery truck that has ever delivered a delivery!"''

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->''"Unbelievable! Why don't you just go back? I mean, I think you actually MISSED a pothole! Man, you have you've got to be the ''worst'', I mean the WORST, delivery truck that has ever delivered a delivery!"''
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->''"Unbelievable! Why don't you just go back? I think you actually MISSED a pothole! Man, you have got to be the ''worst'', I mean the WORST, delivery truck that has ever delivered a delivery!"''
-->-- '''Roper''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Planes}}''
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-> (loud honk) "DON'T BLAME ME, I'M FROM MASSACHUSETTES!"

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-> (loud honk) "DON'T BLAME ME, I'M FROM MASSACHUSETTES!"MASSACHUSETTS!"
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-> (loud honk) "DON'T BLAME ME, I'M FROM MASSACHUSETTES!"
-->-- '''Samuel Byck'', ''Theatre/Assassins''
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->''"Hey, lady! What in thunder are you trying to do?! Crazy [[WomenDrivers woman driver]]!"''
-->-- '''A truck driver''' to Cruella De Vil, ''WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians''

->'''Dowager Empress Marie:''' Ilya, slow down.\\
'''Dimitri:''' (''revealing he's hijacked her limo'') I'm ''not'' Ilya. And I ''won't'' slow down, not until you listen.\\
'''Dowager Empress Marie:''' [[YouExclamation You!]] How dare you! Stop this car immediately! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Stop! This! Car!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}''

->''"Why do the gods torment me with such reckless, destructive, blasphemous sons?!"''
-->-- '''Pharaoh Seti I''' after Moses and Ramses demolish a temple while chariot-racing, ''WesternAnimation/ThePrinceOfEgypt''

->'''Snowball:''' We a great team, tiny dog! Well, mainly I'm doing all the hard work, but you're helping!\\
'''Max:''' Yes, yes, fine! Just keep your eyes on the road! You're driving like an animal! (''Snowball rams the taxis in front of their bus aside'') What was that?!\\
'''Snowball:''' Oh, [[BlatantLies that was a pothole]].\\
'''Max:''' YOU'RE HITTING THINGS ON PURPOSE!\\
'''Snowball:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You know me too well, T.D. Always keeping me in check.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretLifeOfPets''
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->'''Tom:''' Is there anything you ''didn't'' hit?!\\
'''Maddie:''' Why did we let the alien drive?\\
'''Sonic:''' Hey, I got us here, didn't I? And please, five stars.
-->-- ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020''
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-> '''Matthew (Voiceover):''': So naughty Sweep has taken the camper. The problem is, that although he thinks he can drive it, the truth is... he can't! And he has another problem too: there's a wasp in the cab.

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-> '''Matthew (Voiceover):''': (Voiceover)''': So naughty Sweep has taken the camper. The problem is, that although he thinks he can drive it, the truth is... he can't! And he has another problem too: there's a wasp in the cab.

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-> Um... I'm okay with you driving my car; I-I'm not okay with you ''flying'' my car.
-->-- '''Leonard Hofstadter''' to Bernadette, ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "[[Recap/TheBigBangTheoryS7E3TheScavengerVortex The Scavenger Vortex]]"



-> I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.
-->-- '''Michael Hitchcock''', ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

->'''Andrew''': Season 10. Canada's Worst Driver is on the road. I'd get off it if I were you.
-->-- Host Andrew Younghusband, introducing the tenth season of ''Series/CanadasWorstDriver''



->'''Glenn''': You’re a lunatic!
->'''Paris''': Hey, I shaved three hours off the [=MapQuest=] estimate.
-->-- ''Series/GilmoreGirls''



-> Troy! You were driving on ''the wrong side of the road''.
-->-- '''Tom Barnaby''', ''Series/MidsomerMurders''



->'''Andrew''': Season 10. Canada's Worst Driver is on the road. I'd get off it if I were you.
-->-- Host Andrew Younghusband, introducing the tenth season of ''Series/CanadasWorstDriver''

->'''Glenn''': You’re a lunatic!
->'''Paris''': Hey, I shaved three hours off the [=MapQuest=] estimate.
-->-- ''Series/GilmoreGirls''

-> Troy! You were driving on ''the wrong side of the road''.
-->-- '''Tom Barnaby''', ''Series/MidsomerMurders''

-> I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.
-->-- '''Michael Hitchcock''', ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

-> Um... I'm okay with you driving my car; I-I'm not okay with you ''flying'' my car.
-->-- '''Leonard Hofstadter''' to Bernadette, ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "[[Recap/TheBigBangTheoryS7E3TheScavengerVortex The Scavenger Vortex]]"

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->'''Andrew''': Season 10. Canada's Worst Driver is on -> '''Matthew''': Waaah! Sweep's hijacked the road. I'd get off it if I were you.
camper van!
-> '''Matthew (Voiceover):''': So naughty Sweep has taken the camper. The problem is, that although he thinks he can drive it, the truth is... he can't! And he has another problem too: there's a wasp in the cab.
-->-- Host Andrew Younghusband, introducing the tenth season of ''Series/CanadasWorstDriver''

->'''Glenn''': You’re a lunatic!
->'''Paris''': Hey, I shaved three hours off the [=MapQuest=] estimate.
-->-- ''Series/GilmoreGirls''

-> Troy! You were driving on ''the wrong side of the road''.
-->-- '''Tom Barnaby''', ''Series/MidsomerMurders''

-> I have nothing to live for,
''[[Series/TheSootyShow Sooty and I drive like it.
-->-- '''Michael Hitchcock''', ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

-> Um... I'm okay with you driving my car; I-I'm not okay with you ''flying'' my car.
-->-- '''Leonard Hofstadter''' to Bernadette, ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "[[Recap/TheBigBangTheoryS7E3TheScavengerVortex The Scavenger Vortex]]"
Co]] '', "Speedy Sweep", (Although it was AllJustADream).
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->I saw a pickup truck, with its horn blaring and its driver forming a sort of salute with one raised finger.\\

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->I saw a pickup truck, with its horn blaring and its driver [[FlippingTheBird forming a sort of salute with one raised finger.finger]].\\



'''[=YouTube=] Pedant''': Oh! [[NeverLiveItDown You always bring this up!]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'll have you know that six of those people have made a partial recovery.]] Besides which, they've learned a valuable lesson: you should always keep your eye out for traffic.\\

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'''[=YouTube=] Pedant''': Oh! [[NeverLiveItDown [[OnceDoneNeverForgotten You always bring this up!]] up]]! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'll have you know that six of those people have made a partial recovery.]] recovery]]. Besides which, they've learned a valuable lesson: you should always keep your eye out for traffic.\\
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->''Tune in, how's my driving? Drivers start dialing\\
I drive like a man who dies trying''
-->-- '''Music/AesopRock''', "Kyanite Toothpick" (feat. Music/HanniElKhatib)
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->'''Jill''': You see, I'm horribly late. I-I was trying to get my harp out of the back of the car-
->'''Cab Driver''': Look, carry on drivin' like that, you'll need that instrument sooner than you think!
-->-- ''Film/RaisingTheWind''

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-->--'''The Narrator''' after the Queen jumps the gap on Tower Bridge, ''WesternAnimation/PeppaPig''

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-->--'''The -->-- '''The Narrator''' after the Queen jumps the gap on Tower Bridge, ''WesternAnimation/PeppaPig''



-->--'''Red lantern ring''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueAction''

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-->--'''Red lantern ring''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueAction''-->-- '''Red Lantern Ring''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueAction''

->'''Mrs. Puff:''' Now, what do you do next?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Floor it?\\
'''Mrs. Puff:''' Yes-- No! No, don't floor it!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''Floor it?!''\\
'''Mrs. Puff:''' No, n-no, no, don't floor it!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' OKAY, ''FLOOR IT''!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E4NaughtyNauticalNeighborsBoatingSchool Boating School]]"
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'''Paige''':It's weird, I swear I've been in this car.\\

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'''Paige''':It's '''Paige''': It's weird, I swear I've been in this car.\\
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->'''Ian''': Get off the pavement. Get off the-
->'''Janet''': There's ''nobody'' on it.
->'''Ian''': That's not the point, get off the ''flippin''' pavement!
-->-- ''Film/PleaseTurnOver''
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->''"Well, I tell you what - if those two are gonna be on the roads, I'm takin' a job on the railways."''
-->-- '''Jack Harper''', ''Film/MutinyOnTheBuses''
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->''"If I catch you jaywalking again, I'll flatten you into the tarmac!"''
-->-- '''Sir Lancelot Spratt''', ''Film/DoctorInClover''
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->''"Gotta get somewhere fast? Cheaply? Safe? [[BadNewsInAGoodWay Well, this guy's got the first two covered!]] Just try not to vomit on his seats."''
-->-- '''Joblin Chauffeur [[MonsterCompendium Business Card]]''', ''VideoGame/GoingUnder''
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->''[[LanguageBarrier (translated from Spanish)]]'' "Tell Jenson to stop driving cars that she fixes! She drives like a teenager and a grandmother who were somehow combined and were also blind."
-->-- '''Lopez''', WebAnimation/RedVsBlue [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlueTheChorusTrilogy Season 13]]
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-->-- Israelite Lookout, ''Literature/TheBible''

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-->-- Israelite Lookout, ''Literature/TheBible''''[[Literature/BooksOfKings II Kings]]''
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-->--'''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j SCP-666-J]]''', ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''

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-->--'''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j SCP-666-J]]''', ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''
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->How the hell did he manage that with an electrically-powered segway?
-->--'''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j SCP-666-J]]'''[[note]]captioned over an image of a [[StuffBlowingUp fiery explosion]][[/note]], ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''

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->How the hell did he manage ->All individuals who board any vehicle or form of transportation that with an electrically-powered segway?
Dr. Gerald himself is controlling in any form are assured to die. Testing has shown that even those who escape vehicles he's been driving are doomed; they are generally struck by another moving vehicle within minutes. In such cases where the passengers aren't near any other vehicles, they will fatally suffer from apparent anxiety-induced heart attacks.
-->--'''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j SCP-666-J]]'''[[note]]captioned over an image of a [[StuffBlowingUp fiery explosion]][[/note]], SCP-666-J]]''', ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''

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