History Quotes / ComicallyMissingThePoint

-->-- WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}}, ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty Let's Destroy The Metal Gear Again!]]''

->'''Gurlukovich''': Oh boy! I can't wait to use Metal Gear RAY [[PatrioticFervor to restore Mother Russia to its former glory!]]

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine'', "A Close Shave"

-->-- ''HeartcatchPrettyCure''

-->--''TheVelvetUnderground'', "Sister Ray"

'''Jimmy:''' Oooohhh!\\

->'''Fan''': You, sir, are a pretty cool guy. If I wore a hat, I'd tip it. So in this case I tip my scalp. Continue doing what you do.\\
'''Cynical Asshole''': Stop writing this and go get that scalp checked out, fuck man.\\
'''Fan''': But I took it off for you. Why won't you accept my scalp gift?\\
'''Cynical Asshole''': [[RunningGag I'm running out of ideas for posts]]. Do you want anything?\\
'''Fan''': Mmm, not really sure. I'm pretty tired, so I can't say. [[{{Emoticon}} :s]]
--> -- ''Blog/{{Bronyism}}'': [[SpinOff Cynical Asshole]]

-->-- [[DragonBallAbridged Dragon Ball Abridged Episode 2]], where Goku and Piccolo fight Raditz.

-->-- Jay, ''Film/{{Dogma}}'', on the revelation that Bethany's the descendant of Jesus.

-->-- Dexter and Ed, GoodBurger

->I don't like you, caint you get that through your head?

-->-- Deekin Scalesinger, Grobnar Gnomehands, Qara, Sand, and Shandra Jerro, ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2''

-->-- ''TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''

-->--''MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', "Science Fiction Sketch"

'''Clone NPC''': It´s a spaceship. This is a hover transport-\\

-->-- ''[[PaRappaTheRapper Um Jammer Lammy]]'', specifically [[CaptainObvious PaRappa's story]]

-->-- ''[[PaRappa the Rapper Um Jammer Lammy]]'', specifically [[CaptainObvious PaRappa's story]]

-->-- ''[[HeraldsOfValdemar Exile's Honor]]''

-->-- ''SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''

-->-- '''Tedd''', ''ElGoonishShive''

-->--[=McClure=] misses the point ''and'' [[{{Squick}} makes it worse]], ''TheSimpsons''

->I think they have destroy the game just with the Bo; [[WhatAnIdiot i hate japenese music]] , [[FacePalm it was a bad choice to give this project to a japenese i think]]

->‎"It's so disgusting that a woman would leave her baby in a dumpster. Some people eat out of those!"

-->-- ''{{Histeria}}!''

-->-- A USA Today review of ''TronLegacy''

-->-- ''AvatarTheLastAirbender''

-->''MontyPythonsFlyingCircus, "Science Fiction Sketch"

-->-- '''[[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0404.html Darths and Droids]]'''

--->-- A USA Today review of ''TronLegacy''

-->--'''TheVelvetUnderground''', "Sister Ray"

-->--'''bash.org'''

-->--[=McClure=] misses the point ''and'' [[{{Squick}} makes it worse]], '''TheSimpsons'''

-->-- '''Bash.org'''

-->-- '''{{Zits}}'''

--> '''Gumball''': What do bald people need more of?\\

-->-- ''TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''

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-->--comedian Nikki Glaser

'''The Shoveller''': That doesn't make any sense, he wouldn't be able to see. \\
-->-- ''Mystery Men''

->'''Mr. Furious''': ... Lance Hunt *IS* Captain Amazing \\
'''The Shoveller''': Don't start that *again*. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing *doesn't* wear glasses. \\

->'''Aww. That wasn't the point of my song at all.'''
-->-- Pinkie Pie, MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic

->'''The Shoveller''': If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor... \\
'''Mr. Furious''': That's because Lance Hunt *IS* Captain Amazing \\

-->--comedian Nikki Glaser