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America, it is true, has no concentration camps or overseas colonies, and our government regularly proclaims its devotion to freedom. For Krauthammer, those facts evidently outweigh our having subverted dozens of governments, many of them democratically elected, and supported dozens of others that were not democratically elected at all, with the only consistent motive being the promotion of a favorable investment climate for American business."''

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America, it is true, has no concentration camps or overseas colonies, and our government regularly proclaims its devotion to freedom. For Krauthammer, those facts evidently outweigh our having subverted dozens of governments, many of them democratically elected, and supported dozens of others that were not democratically elected at all, with the only consistent motive being the promotion of [[{{Realpolitik}} a favorable investment climate for American business."'']]"''
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->''"While [[VideoGame/SmashTV shirtless men are shooting their way through deadly game shows]], a war is on the horizon. The evil General Akhboob, despot ruler of Kookistan, is using his resources to create an army of mutants. He is also, despite his constant protests otherwise, not making baby milk of any sort. Meanwhile, at the United Nations, the decision is made to send in the Doomsday Squad, two shirtless guys who specialize in running around and blowing stuff up. As Captain Carnage and Major Mayhem, it's up to you to shoot your way through Akhboob's forces, rescue as many captured civilians as you can, and generally [[FunnyAneurysmMoment feel very awkward]], given how [[SaddamHussein the whole conflict the game is based on]] turned out."''
-->--'''''Hardcore Gaming 101''''' [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/smashtv/totalcarnage.htm on]] ''VideoGame/TotalCarnage''

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->''"We'll send them all we've got!\\
[[ButIPlayOneOnTV John Wayne and Randolph Scott!]]\\
Remember those exciting fighting scenes?\\
To the shores of Tripoli!\\
[-(But [[CivilRightsMovement not to Mississippoli]])-]\\
What do we do? Send the marines!"''
-->--'''Music/TomLehrer''', "Send The Marines"
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->''"A world in which heroism is a banal and rote opposition to [[BlackAndWhiteMorality a nebulously defined evil]], where the wheels turn and the bullets fly without any larger interest being served. Looking back, we can see that the greatest sin of [[WesternAnimation/GIJoe real American heroes]] is not blind patriotism, or any jingoistic brutality, but the far more banal evil of base nihilism. We do not fight because we must, nor because we can, nor even because we want to. Indeed, we do not fight because. We simply fight, real heroes that we aren't."''

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->''"A world in which heroism is a banal and rote opposition to [[BlackAndWhiteMorality a nebulously defined evil]], where the wheels turn and the bullets fly without any larger interest being served. Looking back, we can see that the greatest sin of [[WesternAnimation/GIJoe real American heroes]] is not blind patriotism, or any jingoistic brutality, but the far more banal evil of base nihilism. We do not fight because we must, nor because we can, nor even because we want to. Indeed, we do not fight because. [[BloodKnight We simply fight, fight]], real heroes that we aren't."''

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->''"I'll be the hero, of course!"''
-->-- America, ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia''

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->''"I'll be the hero, {{the hero}}, of course!"''
-->-- America, ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia''
'''America''', ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia''

->'''RAF Pilot #1:''' It's from the Americans... they want to organize a counter-offensive!\\
'''RAF Pilot #2:''' Well, it's about bloody time.
-->--'''''IndependenceDay'''''


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->''"Krauthammer is an unapologetic -- strident -- hawk. He chides [[NoTrueScotsman Jeane Kirkpatrick, no less]], for suggesting that after the breakup of the Soviet Union, the United States might become 'a normal country in a normal world.' On the contrary, he admonishes, we live in a permanently abnormal world. 'There is no alternative to confronting, deterring and, if necessary, disarming states that brandish and use weapons of mass destruction. And there is no one to do that but the United States, with or without allies. Of course there is no question of deterring or disarming the United States. The very idea is outlandish -- America is uniquely benign, history's first 'reluctant hegemon,' almost quixotic in its '[[ThePollyanna hopeless idealism]].' Only twisted leftists would deny that 'freedom ''[is]'' the centerpiece of ''[American]'' foreign policy.'\\\
America, it is true, has no concentration camps or overseas colonies, and our government regularly proclaims its devotion to freedom. For Krauthammer, those facts evidently outweigh our having subverted dozens of governments, many of them democratically elected, and supported dozens of others that were not democratically elected at all, with the only consistent motive being the promotion of a favorable investment climate for American business."''
-->--'''[[http://www.georgescialabba.net/mtgs/2014/05/floats-like-a-vulture.html Scott McLemee]]''' on Charles Krauthammer

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->''"I've said some mean things about the ''{{VideoGame/Uncharted}}'' series: like how it's about a smug American cunt so massive that it could use Cleopatra's Needle as a sex aid, who remorselessly commits large-scale archeological destruction without even the level-headed justification of a serial arsonist... But as much as I've joked that Nathan Drake is a one man declaration of war by the United States upon the entire rest of humanity, I'd like to finally move past that. I'd ''like'' to, but I fucking can't, because now he's after '''[[EvilBrit me]]'''!"''

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->''"I've said some mean things about the ''{{VideoGame/Uncharted}}'' series: like how it's about a smug American cunt so massive that it could use Cleopatra's Needle as a sex aid, who remorselessly commits large-scale archeological destruction without even the level-headed justification of a serial arsonist... But as much as I've joked that Nathan Drake is a one man declaration of war by the United States upon the entire rest of humanity, I'd like to finally move past that. I'd ''like'' to, but I fucking can't, ''can't'', because now he's after '''[[EvilBrit me]]'''!"''


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->''"You might label this as typical American jingoism mixed with our own absurd sense of global entitlement to our opinion and stereotypical view of all things non-Anglo and--well you'd probably be right... We just want to see movies about dudes dropping absurdly large bombs on buildings to the stirring strains of "[[Film/TopGun Highway to the Danger Zone]]" and pulverizing the fuck out of some hapless bastards who had no idea who they were messing with when they dared to piss off the U.S. of A. As long as the villains could [[PuttingOnTheReich easily be equated to Nazis]] and said things like "I vill have zis Yanqui pikdok's skin nailed to ze vall!" it didn't really matter that they're Russians or Libyans; we were just rocking out and enjoying the firebombing, secure in the knowledge that whoever was getting blown up, they were [[BlackAndWhiteMorality Bad Guys]] and had it coming."''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/iron-eagle/ on]] ''IronEagle''
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->''"A world in which heroism is a banal and rote opposition to [[BlackAndWhiteMorality a nebulously defined evil]], where the wheels turn and the bullets fly without any larger interest being served. Looking back, we can see that the greatest sin of [[WesternAnimation/GIJoe real American heroes]] is not blind patriotism, or any jingoistic brutality, but the far more banal evil of base nihilism. We do not fight because we must, nor because we can, nor even because we want to. Indeed, we do not fight because. We simply fight, real heroes that we aren't."''
-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2011/04/imaginary-lithuanian-hero-gi-joe-gi-joe.html Phil Sandifer]]'''
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->''"I've said some mean things about the ''VideoGame/Uncharted'' series: like how it's about a smug American cunt so massive that it could use Cleopatra's Needle as a sex aid, who remorselessly commits large-scale archeological destruction without even the level-headed justification of a serial arsonist... But as much as I've joked that Nathan Drake is a one man declaration of war by the United States upon the entire rest of humanity, I'd like to finally move past that. I'd ''like'' to, but I fucking can't, because now he's after '''[[EvilBrit me]]'''!"''

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->''"I've said some mean things about the ''VideoGame/Uncharted'' ''{{VideoGame/Uncharted}}'' series: like how it's about a smug American cunt so massive that it could use Cleopatra's Needle as a sex aid, who remorselessly commits large-scale archeological destruction without even the level-headed justification of a serial arsonist... But as much as I've joked that Nathan Drake is a one man declaration of war by the United States upon the entire rest of humanity, I'd like to finally move past that. I'd ''like'' to, but I fucking can't, because now he's after '''[[EvilBrit me]]'''!"''
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->''"I've said some mean things about the ''Uncharted'' series: like how it's about a smug American cunt so massive that it could use Cleopatra's Needle as a sex aid, who remorselessly commits large-scale archeological destruction without even the level-headed justification of a serial arsonist... But as much as I've joked that Nathan Drake is a one man declaration of war by the United States upon the entire rest of humanity, I'd like to finally move past that. I'd ''like'' to, but I fucking can't, because now he's after '''[[EvilBrit me]]'''!"''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''Uncharted3DrakesDeception''

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->''"I've said some mean things about the ''Uncharted'' ''VideoGame/Uncharted'' series: like how it's about a smug American cunt so massive that it could use Cleopatra's Needle as a sex aid, who remorselessly commits large-scale archeological destruction without even the level-headed justification of a serial arsonist... But as much as I've joked that Nathan Drake is a one man declaration of war by the United States upon the entire rest of humanity, I'd like to finally move past that. I'd ''like'' to, but I fucking can't, because now he's after '''[[EvilBrit me]]'''!"''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''Uncharted3DrakesDeception''''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception''

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-> ''"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."''
-->-- Atributed to Admiral Yamamoto



->''“Ask the average American what is the salient passion in his emotional armamentarium—what is the idea that lies at the bottom of all his other ideas—and it is very probable that, nine times out of ten, he will nominate his hot and unquenchable rage for liberty. He regards himself, indeed, as the chief exponent of liberty in the whole world, and all its other advocates as no more than his followers, half timorous and half envious. To question his ardour is to insult him as grievously as if one questioned the honour of the republic or the chastity of his wife."''
-->--'''HLMencken''', ''The American Credo: A Contribution Toward the Interpretation of the National Mind''



-> ''"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."''
-->-- Atributed to Admiral Yamamoto

->''“Ask the average American what is the salient passion in his emotional armamentarium—what is the idea that lies at the bottom of all his other ideas—and it is very probable that, nine times out of ten, he will nominate his hot and unquenchable rage for liberty. He regards himself, indeed, as the chief exponent of liberty in the whole world, and all its other advocates as no more than his followers, half timorous and half envious. To question his ardour is to insult him as grievously as if one questioned the honour of the republic or the chastity of his wife."''
-->--'''HLMencken''', ''The American Credo: A Contribution Toward the Interpretation of the National Mind''

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-> ''"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."''
-->-- Atributed to Admiral Yamamoto

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-->--'''HLMencken''', ''The American Credo: A Contribution Toward the Interpretation of the National Mind''
finally move past that. I'd ''like'' to, but I fucking can't, because now he's after '''[[EvilBrit me]]'''!"''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''Uncharted3DrakesDeception''
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->“Ask the average American what is the salient passion in his emotional armamentarium—what is the idea that lies at the bottom of all his other ideas—and it is very probable that, nine times out of ten, he will nominate his hot and unquenchable rage for liberty. He regards himself, indeed, as the chief exponent of liberty in the whole world, and all its other advocates as no more than his followers, half timorous and half envious. To question his ardour is to insult him as grievously as if one questioned the honour of the republic or the chastity of his wife."''

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->“Ask ->''“Ask the average American what is the salient passion in his emotional armamentarium—what is the idea that lies at the bottom of all his other ideas—and it is very probable that, nine times out of ten, he will nominate his hot and unquenchable rage for liberty. He regards himself, indeed, as the chief exponent of liberty in the whole world, and all its other advocates as no more than his followers, half timorous and half envious. To question his ardour is to insult him as grievously as if one questioned the honour of the republic or the chastity of his wife."''

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-> ''"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."''
-->-- Atributed to Admiral Yamamoto


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-> ''"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."''
-->-- Atributed to Admiral Yamamoto

->“Ask the average American what is the salient passion in his emotional armamentarium—what is the idea that lies at the bottom of all his other ideas—and it is very probable that, nine times out of ten, he will nominate his hot and unquenchable rage for liberty. He regards himself, indeed, as the chief exponent of liberty in the whole world, and all its other advocates as no more than his followers, half timorous and half envious. To question his ardour is to insult him as grievously as if one questioned the honour of the republic or the chastity of his wife."''
-->--'''HLMencken''', ''The American Credo: A Contribution Toward the Interpretation of the National Mind''
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-->--'''General Shepherd''', ''ModernWarfare 2''

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-->--'''General Shepherd''', ''ModernWarfare 2''
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-->--'''WinstonChurchill''', speech in the House of Commons, 1940

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-->--'''WinstonChurchill''', -->--'''UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill''', speech in the House of Commons, 1940



'''[[BigBad Saddler]]''': [[GenreSavvy Oh, I think you know]]. The American prevailing is a {{cliche}} that only happens in your UsefulNotes/{{Hollywood}} movies. Oh Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me! To show my appreciation, [[OneWingedAngel I will help you]] [[ThisIsReality awaken from your world of chichés]].

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'''[[BigBad Saddler]]''': [[GenreSavvy Oh, I think you know]]. The American prevailing is a {{cliche}} that only happens in your UsefulNotes/{{Hollywood}} movies. Oh Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me! To show my appreciation, [[OneWingedAngel I will help you]] [[ThisIsReality awaken from your world of chichés]].clichés]].



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'''Cpt. Renault''': We musn't underestimate American blundering". I was with them when they "blundered" into Berlin in [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarI 1918]].

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'''Cpt. Renault''': We musn't underestimate American blundering".blundering. I was with them when they "blundered" into Berlin in [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarI 1918]].
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->'''Mgr. Strasser''': You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American.\\
'''Cpt. Renault''': We musn't underestimate American blundering". I was with them when they "blundered" into Berlin in [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarI 1918]].
-->-- '''''{{Film/Casablanca}}'''''
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->''"Witness a film whose message of global unity means only America can save the world."

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->''"Witness a film whose message of global unity means only America can save the world.""''

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->''"Witness a film whose message of global unity means only America can save the world."
-->--'''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''', ''Film/IndependenceDay''
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'''[[BigBad Saddler]]''': [[GenreSavvy Oh, I think you know]]. The American prevailing is a {{cliche}} that only happens in your {{Hollywood}} movies. Oh Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me! To show my appreciation, [[OneWingedAngel I will help you]] [[ThisIsReality awaken from your world of chichés]].

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'''[[BigBad Saddler]]''': [[GenreSavvy Oh, I think you know]]. The American prevailing is a {{cliche}} that only happens in your {{Hollywood}} UsefulNotes/{{Hollywood}} movies. Oh Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me! To show my appreciation, [[OneWingedAngel I will help you]] [[ThisIsReality awaken from your world of chichés]].
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'''[[BigBad Saddler]]''': Oh, I think you know. The American prevailing is a {{cliche}} that only happens in your {{Hollywood}} movies. Oh Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me! To show my appreciation, [[OneWingedAngel I will help you]] [[ThisIsReality awaken from your world of chichés]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'', right before Leon whups Saddler's arse.

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'''[[BigBad Saddler]]''': [[GenreSavvy Oh, I think you know.know]]. The American prevailing is a {{cliche}} that only happens in your {{Hollywood}} movies. Oh Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me! To show my appreciation, [[OneWingedAngel I will help you]] [[ThisIsReality awaken from your world of chichés]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'', [[DoubleSubvertedTrope right before Leon whups Saddler's arse.arse anyway]].
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-->-- America, ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia''

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-->-- America, ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia''
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-->-- ''ResidentEvil4'', right before Leon whups Saddler's arse.

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-->-- ''ResidentEvil4'', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'', right before Leon whups Saddler's arse.
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->''"We are the most powerful military force in the history of man. Every fight is our fight."''
-->--'''General Shepherd''', ''ModernWarfare 2''
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-->-- "Take Your {{Keiki}} To Work Day"

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-->-- "Take Your {{Keiki}} Webcomic/{{Keiki}} To Work Day"
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-->-- America, ''AxisPowersHetalia''

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-->-- America, ''AxisPowersHetalia''
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'''[[BigBad Saddler]]: Oh, I think you know. The American prevailing is a {{cliche}} that only happens in your {{Hollywood}} movies. Oh Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me! To show my appreciation, [[OneWingedAngel I will help you]] [[ThisIsReality awaken from your world of chichés]].

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'''[[BigBad Saddler]]: Saddler]]''': Oh, I think you know. The American prevailing is a {{cliche}} that only happens in your {{Hollywood}} movies. Oh Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me! To show my appreciation, [[OneWingedAngel I will help you]] [[ThisIsReality awaken from your world of chichés]].
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->'''Leon:''' What's so funny?\\
'''[[BigBad Saddler]]: Oh, I think you know. The American prevailing is a {{cliche}} that only happens in your {{Hollywood}} movies. Oh Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me! To show my appreciation, [[OneWingedAngel I will help you]] [[ThisIsReality awaken from your world of chichés]].
-->-- ''ResidentEvil4'', right before Leon whups Saddler's arse.
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->''"Oh, I think you know. The American prevailing is a cliche that only happens in your Hollywood movies. Oh, Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me! To show my appreciation, allow me to awaken you from your world of cliches."''
-->--'''[[Main/{{OneWingedAngel}} Osmund Saddler]]''', ''[[Main/{{ResidentEvil}} Resident Evil]] 4''

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->''"Oh, I think you know. The American prevailing -> ''"I fear all we have done is a cliche that only happens in your Hollywood movies. Oh, Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me! To show my appreciation, allow me to awaken you from your world of cliches.a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."''
-->--'''[[Main/{{OneWingedAngel}} Osmund Saddler]]''', ''[[Main/{{ResidentEvil}} Resident Evil]] 4''
-->-- Atributed to Admiral Yamamoto
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->''"U.S.A. is dominate!"''
-->--'''Leader Enemy Boss''', ''DutyCalls''
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->''Even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the Old.''
-->--'''WinstonChurchill''', speech in the House of Commons, 1940

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