History Quotes / AllMenArePerverts

-->-- "A Death in the Family", ''Series/{{Castle}}''

->'''Danbei Makiba''': "Not matter what, all men are wolves".
-->--''Anime/UFORoboGrendizer''

-->--''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter'', ''Animated Atrocities 103 || "Peter-Assment" [WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy]''

-->--''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter'', "Further Thoughts on Peter-assment"

-->--'''Music/ThePussycatDolls ft. [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas will.i.am]]''', "Beep"

'''Delilah''': You know a better bait, Samson? Men *always* respond.
-->--''Film/SamsonAndDelilah''

-->-- '''Delilah''', ''Film/SamsonAndDelilah''

->'''Zhaan:''' It's [[PuntuatedForEmphasis just-the way-you-are-wired]].

->'''Zhaan:''' Say what's your pleasure, boss?

-->'''Zhaan:''' ''(dressed as a {{Dominatrix}})'' Admit it. You've had sexual thoughts about all of us, haven't you?
-->'''John Crichton:''' Not me...
-->'''Chiana:''' ''(dressed as a SexySchoolwoman)'' Well come on! You're a male!
-->'''Zhaan:''' It's [[PuntuatedForEmphasis just-the way-you-are-wired]].
-->'''Aeryn:''' ''(dressed in a NaughtyNurseOutfit, she casually inserts a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything long sharp metal object through a dilator]])'' Nothing to be ashamed of. Not when females are willing.
-->'''Zhaan:''' Say what's your pleasure, boss?
-->'''Aeryn:''' I'm a doctor. Just relax.
-->'''Zhaan:''' I can wear a {{Freudian slip}}.
-->'''Aeryn:''' I'll find new places to take your temperature.
-->'''Chiana:''' I can teach you...the [[ComicSutra left-handed Latvian Rodeo Torture!]]

->Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop [[ArmorPiercingSlap slapping us]].

->Okay okay alright alright, hang, hang on guys. I mean, come on, this is getting a little ridiculous. Wizard aliens? We all know what's going on here, don't we? Whenever a story breaks about some rich famous guy going around and [[ThePornomancer having sex with tons of girls,]] [[SelectiveObliviousness we all wanna act like we don't understand it,]] but we do. [[ImAManICantHelpIt We're guys, you know? Our brains are wired to strive to be the alpha male and get all the women we can.]] I mean, look where we are. Even, even UsefulNotes/BenjaminFranklin screwed everything that moved. Because he could. We don't have to condone what these rich, famous people do, but... we can at least admit that, given the same temptations and opportunities that somebody like Tiger Woods has, a lot of us guys might do somethin' similar.

Why did love—and sex— complicate life so much? It would be far simpler for us not to have to worry about them. Sex played no part in her life now and she found that a great relief. She did not have to worry how she looked; what people thought of her. How terrible to be a man, and to have sex on one's mind all the time, as men are supposed to do. She had read in one of her magazines that the average man thought about sex over sixty times a day! She could not believe that figure, but studies had apparently revealed it. The average man, going about his daily business, had all those thoughts in his mind; thoughts of pushing and shoving, as men do, while he was actually doing something else! Did doctors think about it as they took your pulse? Did lawyers think about it as they sat at their desks and plotted? Did pilots think about it as they flew their aeroplanes? It simply beggared belief.

->''He's a ''bloke'', Trace. He prob'bly thinks "flash" is a verb.''

->'''Max:''' Tavi, I'm a young man. Some things just aren't in my control.

-->--'''Delilah''', ''Film/SamsonAndDelilah''

->They asked me if I wanted to go to a topless club last night, and I didn't wanna go, but I ended up goin' anyway, 'cause -- you guys can back me up on this -- you've seen one woman nekkid... ''[beat]'' ...you wanna see the rest of 'em nekkid. It could be an old biker chick, y'know, they're gonna hang down to here. ''[old lady voice]'' "Ya wanna see me nekkid?!" ''[beat, normal voice]'' Yeah, I do.

-->-- "Rain" by Creator/WSomersetMaugham, final lines

->Okay okay alright alright, hang, hang on guys. I mean, come on, this is getting a little ridiculous. Wizard aliens? We all know what's going on here, don't we? Whenever a story breaks about some rich famous guy going around and [[ThePornomancer having sex with tons of girls,]] [[SelectiveObliviousness we all wanna act like we don't understand it,]] but we do. [[ImAManICantHelpIt We're guys, you know? Our brains are wired to strive to be the alpha male and get all the women we can.]] I mean, look where we are. Even, even UsefullNotes/BenjaminFranklin screwed everything that moved. Because he could. We don't have to condone what these rich, famous people do, but... we can at least admit that, given the same temptations and opportunities that somebody like Tiger Woods has, a lot of us guys might do somethin' similar.

->It's true. Guys don't need a relationship as long as they're having sex.
->And [[AllWomenArePrudes women don't need sex]]... as long as they're having chocolate!

->'''Girl''': I could never go out with a guy who looks at porn.
->'''Slick''': Have fun being a lesbian.
-->--''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}''

->'''Talbot''': You don't understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf!
->'''Wilbur''': You and twenty million other guys!
-->-- ''AbbottAndCostelloMeetFrankenstein''

->"Oh come on. [[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater Jack]] and Chuck] are two guys somewhere between 27 and 50 who are in Vegas. How could we NOT go to a Strip Bar at least once?"
-->--Chuck, Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars

-->--"Rain" by W. Somerset Maugham, final lines