History Quotes / ATeamFiring

->Give him a gun, and the safest place to be was between him and the enemy.

->My accuracy to damage ratio is sadness!\\

[[BreakingTheFourthWall PLAYER! WHAT! ARE! YOU! DOING?!]]

->Well, that ''looked'' impressive...

->Stop, you madman! Wait for me to get away! You aim at Vigo and the shots end up in Cartagena![[note]]Two Spanish cities, which are almost in opposite ends of the country.[[/note]]

->Even with their military training and [[BottomlessMagazines access to a seemingly unending supply of ammunition]], Series/TheATeam never successfully shot anyone during their career as mercenaries.

-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}'''

-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-1989-part-two-review/ on]] ''{{Film/Batman}}''

->Give him a gun, and the safest place to be was between him and the enemy.\\
-- ''[[Literature/PrinceRoger We Few]]'', describing [[TheBigGuy Erkum Pol]]

-->--'''Gaige''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' [[note]]Gaige's "Ordered Chaos" skill tree gives her "Anarchy", wherein she gets reduced accuracy for increased damage. The higher the Anarchy, the more inaccurate she becomes.[[/note]]

-->--''VideoGame/CounterStrike: Global Offensive'', [=MP9=] | Dart skin description

'''Archer''': Huh. Not really the explosive climax I thought it was gonna be.

->''"I realize Batman does not regularly use guns, but I am pretty sure he also doesn’t shoot like me drunk at 4:30 in the morning trying to shoot a sober guy with the lasers on a Banshee in ''{{Halo 3}}'' on Xbox 360. So he totally sucks at shooting, and then the Joker pulls out a gun that’s like the length of his leg and somehow manages to use it to shoot down an experimental stealth jet. Like, a revolver."''

->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16433_6-supposed-action-heroes-you-could-probably-take-in-fight.html#ixzz1jDCifJ4i 6 Supposed Action Heroes You Could Probably Take In A Fight]]

->My accuracy to damage ratio is sadness!
->I don't even remember what accuracy ''means!''
->God help you all if I actually ''hit something!''
->[[BreakingTheFourthWall PLAYER! WHAT! ARE! YOU! DOING?!]]

->''"If [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration Riker]] tried to shoot Kennedy, he'd hit Lincoln."''

'''Lana''': ({{beat}} Uh, actually so am I.\\

->"You know, they shouldn't have set their phasers to 'miss'.

->''"If [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration Riker]] tried to shoot Kennedy, he'd his Lincoln."''

-> Inaccuracy is a sin. Remember - there will always be more enemies to be purged than there will be ammunition available.

->"You know, they shouldn't have set their phasers to 'miss'.\\
-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', ''Film/SpaceMutiny''

-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', ''SpaceMutiny''

-- ''[[PrinceRoger We Few]]'', describing [[TheBigGuy Erkum Pol]]

->I don't even remember what accuracy is!

-->--'''Gaige''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' [[note: Gaige's "Ordered Chaos" skill tree gives her "Anarchy", wherein she gets reduced accuracy for increased damage. The higher the Anarchy, the more inaccurate she becomes.[[/note]]

-->--'''Gaige''', ''{{Borderlands 2}}'' [[hottip:note: Gaige's "Ordered Chaos" skill tree gives her "Anarchy", wherein she gets reduced accuracy for increased damage. The higher the Anarchy, the more inaccurate she becomes.]]

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->I could aim - but with [[HumongousMecha this thing]], I don't have to.\\
-- ''[[TheAhnold Thor Pilot]],'' VideoGame/{{Starcraft II}}

->Even with [[InformedAbility their military training]] and [[BottomlessMagazines access to a seemingly unending supply of ammunition]], Series/TheATeam never successfully shot anyone during their career as mercenaries.

->-- ''{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16433_6-supposed-action-heroes-you-could-probably-take-in-fight.html#ixzz1jDCifJ4i 6 Supposed Action Heroes You Could Probably Take In A Fight]]

-->-- '''The Tactica Imperialis''', ''{{Warhammer 40000}}''

-- ''MysteryScienceTheater3000'', ''SpaceMutiny''

->Even with [[InformedAbility their military training]] and [[BottomlessMagazines access to a seemingly unending supply of ammunition]], TheATeam never successfully shot anyone during their career as mercenaries.

-- ''{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16433_6-supposed-action-heroes-you-could-probably-take-in-fight.html#ixzz1jDCifJ4i 6 Supposed Action Heroes You Could Probably Take In A Fight]]

-- ''[[TheAhnold Thor Pilot]],'' {{Starcraft II}}