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* An advertisement for Payless - a woman says that she likes [=BOGO=] ("buy one, get one") and the woman with her asks "Well, why don't you marry it?" The woman considers this, that she could be [[MrsHypothetical "Mrs. Payless [=BOGO=]."]]
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* An advertisement for Payless - Payless: a woman says that she likes [=BOGO=] ("buy one, get one") and the woman with her asks "Well, why don't you marry it?" The woman considers this, that she could be [[MrsHypothetical "Mrs. Payless [=BOGO=]."]]
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* From ''Manga/SoulEater'', when [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Marie Mjolnir]] complains to her straight-laced friend and fellow Death Scythe Yumi Azusa about having terrible luck with men in the ladies room, Yumi jokes that she should marry the toilet. Marie promptly commits and fantasizes about the wedding. Yumi however points out that toilets aren't exactly faithful, whereupon Marie smashes the toilet in one blow.
** In the manga, marrying the toilet is her idea. She doesn't want to be any more of a ChristmasCake, so she decides to marry the toilet because it will accept anything given to it without question.
** In the manga, marrying the toilet is her idea. She doesn't want to be any more of a ChristmasCake, so she decides to marry the toilet because it will accept anything given to it without question.
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* From ''Manga/SoulEater'', when [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Marie Mjolnir]] complains to her straight-laced friend and fellow Death Scythe Yumi Azusa about having terrible luck with men in the ladies room, Yumi jokes that she should marry the toilet. Marie promptly commits and fantasizes about the wedding. Yumi however points out that toilets aren't exactly faithful, whereupon Marie smashes the toilet in one blow.
**blow. In the manga, marrying the toilet is her idea. She doesn't want to be any more of a ChristmasCake, so she decides to marry the toilet because it will accept anything given to it without question.
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* Comedian Mike Birbiglia plays with this in one joke: "I love pizza so much that I would marry it, but it would really just be an elaborate plot to ''eat her whole family'' at the reception."
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* Comedian Mike Birbiglia plays with this in one joke: "I love pizza so much that I would marry it, but it would really just be an elaborate plot to ''eat her whole family'' at the reception."
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'''Shinn:''' Just do it, Luna’s sister!
'''Shinn:''' Just do it, Luna’s sister!
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'''Meyrin:''' ''(Over ''[over communications channel)'' channel]'' If you love the Sword Silhouette so much, why don't you marry it?\\
'''Shinn:''' Just do it,Luna’s Luna's sister!
'''Shinn:''' Just do it,
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* Comedian Mike Birbiglia plays with this in one joke: "I love pizza so much that I would marry it, but it would really just be an elaborate plot to ''eat her whole family'' at the reception."
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* In ''Theatre/WestSideStory'', Baby John, commenting on a comic book he's reading, says that he loves Franchise/{{Superman}}. "So marry him," Snowboy snaps back.
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* OlderThanSteam: In Shakespeare's ''Theatre/AMidsummerNightsDream'', Hermia's father Egeus is trying to force her to marry Demetrius. Her lover Lysander tells Demetrius that if Egeus thinks he's so great, "Do you marry him!"
* In ''Theatre/WestSideStory'', Baby John, commenting on a comic book he's reading, says that he loves Franchise/{{Superman}}. "So marry him," Snowboy snaps back.
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* OlderThanSteam: In Shakespeare's ''Theatre/AMidsummerNightsDream'', Hermia's father Egeus is trying to force her to marry Demetrius. Her lover Lysander tells Demetrius that if Egeus thinks he's so great, "Do you marry him!"
* In ''Theatre/WestSideStory'', Baby John, commenting on a comic book he's reading, says that he loves Franchise/{{Superman}}. "So marry him," Snowboy snaps back.
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* In ''Pax'', a pre-teen - young adult novel about [[ABoyAndHisX a boy and his fox]], the boy Peter meets a woman, Vola, who keeps using the word "''dyableman''." (It's a Haitian-Creole word that means "damned.") He tells her that he if he were in second grade, he'd tell her that she loves the word so much, she should marry it.
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* In ''Pax'', ''Literature/{{Pax}}'', a pre-teen - young adult novel about [[ABoyAndHisX a boy and his fox]], the boy Peter meets a woman, Vola, who keeps using the word "''dyableman''." (It's a Haitian-Creole word that means "damned.") He tells her that he if he were in second grade, he'd tell her that she loves the word so much, she should marry it.
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* In ''Animation/PleasantGoatAndBigBigWolf: Joys of Seasons'' episode 1, after it suddenly becomes night and Wolffy decides to go get some sleep after having just went outside to go catch the goats, Wolnie screams "If you like goats so much, why don't you just marry one?!"
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* In ''Animation/PleasantGoatAndBigBigWolf: Joys of Seasons'' episode 1, after it suddenly becomes night and Wolffy decides to go get some sleep after having just went outside to go catch the goats, Wolnie screams "If you like goats so much, why don't you just marry one?!"
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* In an episode of ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'', George Sr. enjoys an ice cream sandwich whilst in prision. Later in the episode, Michael walks in on Lucille screaming into the phone: "Well, why don't you ''marry'' an ice cream sandwich?" As it turns out, [[BlatantLies she was talking to Gob.]]
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* In an episode of ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'', George Sr. enjoys an ice cream sandwich whilst in prision.prison. Later in the episode, Michael walks in on Lucille screaming into the phone: "Well, why don't you ''marry'' an ice cream sandwich?" As it turns out, [[BlatantLies she was talking to Gob.]]
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* Comedian Mike Birbiglia plays with this in one joke; "I love pizza so much that I would marry it, but it would really just be an elaborate plot to ''eat her whole family'' at the reception."
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* Comedian Mike Birbiglia plays with this in one joke; joke: "I love pizza so much that I would marry it, but it would really just be an elaborate plot to ''eat her whole family'' at the reception."
* One episode of ''The Oprah Winfrey Show'' featured a guest who loved her house so much, she had it legally declared her spouse, with official documentation and everything.
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* In ''Film/WestSideStory'', Baby John comments on Captain Marvel, a comic book he is reading. He says, "Gee, I love him." To which Action impatiently snaps "So marry him!"
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* In ''Film/WestSideStory'', Baby John comments on Captain Marvel, a comic book he is reading. He says, "Gee, I love him." To which Action impatiently snaps snaps, "So marry him!"
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* From Website/TheOnion: [[https://local.theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-much-he-marries-her-1819569538 "Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her"]].
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* In ''WesternAnimation/BigHeroSixTheSeries'', the Noodle Burger jingle, which Noodle Burger Boy insists on singing at regular intervals even after he's turned evil, declares "If I could, I'd marry Noodle Burger/'Cause Noodle Burger rings my bell!"
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* In ''WesternAnimation/BigHeroSixTheSeries'', ''WesternAnimation/BigHero6TheSeries'', the Noodle Burger jingle, which Noodle Burger Boy insists on singing at regular intervals even after he's turned evil, declares "If I could, I'd marry Noodle Burger/'Cause Noodle Burger rings my bell!"
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* In ''WesternAnimation/BigHeroSixTheSeries'', the Noodle Burger jingle, which Noodle Burger Boy insists on singing at regular intervals even after he's turned evil, declares "If I could, I'd marry Noodle Burger/'Cause Noodle Burger rings my bell!"
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* In ''Fanfic/LikeARedHeadedStepchild'' Oliver says that if Ron helps Gryffindor win the Quidditch cup again he'll marry Ron.
-->'''Fred:''' I think Ollie here really just wants to marry the Quidditch cup.\\
'''Oliver:''' Well yes, but I was told that wasn't strictly legal.
-->'''Fred:''' I think Ollie here really just wants to marry the Quidditch cup.\\
'''Oliver:''' Well yes, but I was told that wasn't strictly legal.
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* ''Film/HaroldAndKumarGoToWhitecastle'': When Harold and Kumar are arrested and put into jail by racist, hick cops, Kumar spots a confiscated bag of weed and fantasizes going on a date with a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_ZlnWQbCeE giant anthropomorthized bag of weed]]. Then taking it on a date, having sex with it, marrying it, and ending up in an abusive domestic argument with it.
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* ''Film/HaroldAndKumarGoToWhitecastle'': When Harold and Kumar are arrested and put into jail by racist, hick cops, Kumar spots a confiscated bag of weed and fantasizes going on a date with a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_ZlnWQbCeE giant anthropomorthized anthropomorphized bag of weed]]. Then taking it on a date, having sex with it, marrying it, and ending up in an abusive domestic argument with it.
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* Music/TheLivingTombstone's "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0RmRJsgP28 No Mercy]]", about ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'', has this pop up while Blackgryphon is [[{{Hypocrite}} insisting that their loss is the fault of everyone but him because nobody picked a support class]]:
-->'''Blackgryphon:''' You should've picked [[TheMedic Mercy]]\\
You should've picked any kind of support\\
We ended up losing and it's all your fault\\
You should learn how this game works\\
You should've been helping\\
[RecordNeedleScratch]\\
'''Jayneycakes:''' If you like Mercy so much ''why don't you just marry her?!''
-->'''Blackgryphon:''' You should've picked [[TheMedic Mercy]]\\
You should've picked any kind of support\\
We ended up losing and it's all your fault\\
You should learn how this game works\\
You should've been helping\\
[RecordNeedleScratch]\\
'''Jayneycakes:''' If you like Mercy so much ''why don't you just marry her?!''
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** In "[[Recap/TheSimponsS7E5LisaTheVegetarian Lisa the Vegetarian]]", Lisa encounters Janey, Ralph, and annoying twins Sherri and Terri, who taunt her for becoming a vegetarian. Janey asks her if she's going to marry a carrot. She sarcastically replies "Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot". The other kids (whether intentionally or not) miss her sarcasm and giggle madly that she admitted it.
** In "[[Recap/TheSimponsS16E10TheresSomethingAboutMarrying There's Something About Marrying]]", Homer becomes a minister and starts officiating gay marriages. When Lovejoy complains and cites the Bible during a talk show appearance, Homer taunts him with the question and then pronounces them man and wife - with Lovejoy as the wife.
** In "[[Recap/TheSimponsS11E15MissionaryImpossible Missionary: Impossible]]", Homer goes to Micronesia to become a missionary (and evade collectors). Two natives, Qtoktok and Ak, told him what Craig and Amy (Homer's predecessors) were doing before leaving and Homer was so upset from hearing about them he asked the two natives why they didn't marry Craig and Amy. Qtoktok, showing that he DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm, told Ak he knew they should have asked.
** In "[[Recap/TheSimponsS16E10TheresSomethingAboutMarrying There's Something About Marrying]]", Homer becomes a minister and starts officiating gay marriages. When Lovejoy complains and cites the Bible during a talk show appearance, Homer taunts him with the question and then pronounces them man and wife - with Lovejoy as the wife.
** In "[[Recap/TheSimponsS11E15MissionaryImpossible Missionary: Impossible]]", Homer goes to Micronesia to become a missionary (and evade collectors). Two natives, Qtoktok and Ak, told him what Craig and Amy (Homer's predecessors) were doing before leaving and Homer was so upset from hearing about them he asked the two natives why they didn't marry Craig and Amy. Qtoktok, showing that he DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm, told Ak he knew they should have asked.
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** In "[[Recap/TheSimponsS7E5LisaTheVegetarian "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E5LisaTheVegetarian Lisa the Vegetarian]]", Lisa encounters Janey, Ralph, and annoying twins Sherri and Terri, who taunt her for becoming a vegetarian. Janey asks her if she's going to marry a carrot. She sarcastically replies "Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot". The other kids (whether intentionally or not) miss her sarcasm and giggle madly that she admitted it.
** In"[[Recap/TheSimponsS16E10TheresSomethingAboutMarrying "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS16E10TheresSomethingAboutMarrying There's Something About Marrying]]", Homer becomes a minister and starts officiating gay marriages. When Lovejoy complains and cites the Bible during a talk show appearance, Homer taunts him with the question and then pronounces them man and wife - with Lovejoy as the wife.
** In"[[Recap/TheSimponsS11E15MissionaryImpossible "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E15MissionaryImpossible Missionary: Impossible]]", Homer goes to Micronesia to become a missionary (and evade collectors). Two natives, Qtoktok and Ak, told him what Craig and Amy (Homer's predecessors) were doing before leaving and Homer was so upset from hearing about them he asked the two natives why they didn't marry Craig and Amy. Qtoktok, showing that he DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm, told Ak he knew they should have asked.
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-->'''Shinn''': Minerva! Send me a new chest flyer and the Sword Silhouette!
-->'''Meyrin''': (Over communications channel) If you love the Sword Silhouette so much, why don’t you marry it?
-->'''Shinn''': Just do it, Luna’s sister!
-->'''Meyrin''': (Over communications channel) If you love the Sword Silhouette so much, why don’t you marry it?
-->'''Shinn''': Just do it, Luna’s sister!
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-->'''Roderick:''' I am king. If it pleases me, you shall marry Griswold.
-->'''Gwendolyn:''' If it pleases you so much, ''you'' marry Griswold.
-->'''Gwendolyn:''' If it pleases you so much, ''you'' marry Griswold.
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-->'''Roderick:''' I am king. If it pleases me, you shall marry Griswold.
-->'''Gwendolyn:'''Griswold.\\
'''Gwendolyn:''' If it pleases you so much, ''you'' marry Griswold.
-->'''Gwendolyn:'''
'''Gwendolyn:''' If it pleases you so much, ''you'' marry Griswold.
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-->'''Quinn:''' Do you like ice cream?
-->'''Greg:''' ''Yeah!''
-->'''Quinn:''' Then why don't you ''MARRY'' it?
-->'''Greg:''' ''Yeah!''
-->'''Quinn:''' Then why don't you ''MARRY'' it?
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-->'''Quinn:''' Do you like ice cream?
-->'''Greg:''' ''Yeah!''
-->'''Quinn:'''cream?\\
'''Greg:''' ''Yeah!''\\
'''Quinn:''' Then why don't you ''MARRY'' it?
-->'''Greg:''' ''Yeah!''
-->'''Quinn:'''
'''Greg:''' ''Yeah!''\\
'''Quinn:''' Then why don't you ''MARRY'' it?
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--> This moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one, and raise a family of tiny little moments.
--> This moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one, and raise a family of tiny little moments.
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--> I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.
-->it.\\
This moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one, and raise a family of tiny little moments.
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-->'''House''': Now let go of my cane before I make it your new boyfriend.
-->'''Kalvin''': Honey, I will marry it if you take my case.
-->'''House''': Congress says you can't, so...
-->'''Kalvin''': Honey, I will marry it if you take my case.
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'''Kalvin:''' Honey, I will marry it if you take my
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-->'''Anya''': You know, if you love Riley Finn so much maybe you should just marry him.
-->'''Xander''': He's taken. ({{Beat}}) And that's not the point.
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'''Xander:''' He's taken.
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-->'''Pete/R2-D2''': We're about to recover my [[CoolStarship dreadnought]]. My beautiful, precious dreadnought.
-->'''Sally/C-3P0''': If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?
-->'''Pete/R2-D2''': Hey, I'm a droid. [[RoboShip I've thought about it]].
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-->'''Sally/C-3P0''': [[{{Squick}} Ewwww]].
-->'''Sally/C-3P0''': If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?
-->'''Pete/R2-D2''': Hey, I'm a droid. [[RoboShip I've thought about it]].
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-->'''Sally/C-3P0''': [[{{Squick}} Ewwww]].
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-->'''Sally/C-3P0''':
'''Sally/C-3P0:''' If you love it so much, why don't you marry
-->'''Pete/R2-D2''':
'''Pete/R2-D2:''' Hey, I'm a droid. [[RoboShip I've thought about
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''(BeatPanel)''\\
'''Sally/C-3P0:''' [[{{Squick}} Ewwww]].
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** When Lisa becomes a vegetarian, annoying twins Sherri and Terri ask her if she's going to marry a carrot. She sarcastically replies "Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot". The twins (whether intentionally or not) miss her sarcasm and giggle madly that she admitted it.
** In another episode, Homer becomes a minister and starts officiating gay marriages. When Lovejoy complains and cites the Bible, Homer says "WhyDontYouMarryIt" and then pronounces them man and wife - with Lovejoy as the wife.
** In another episode, Homer goes to Micronesia to become a missionary (and evade collectors). Two natives told him what Craig and Amy (Homer's predecessors) were doing before leaving and Homer was so upset from hearing about them he asked the two natives why they didn't marry Craig and Amy. One native, showing that he DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm, told the other he knew they should have asked.
** In another episode, Homer becomes a minister and starts officiating gay marriages. When Lovejoy complains and cites the Bible, Homer says "WhyDontYouMarryIt" and then pronounces them man and wife - with Lovejoy as the wife.
** In another episode, Homer goes to Micronesia to become a missionary (and evade collectors). Two natives told him what Craig and Amy (Homer's predecessors) were doing before leaving and Homer was so upset from hearing about them he asked the two natives why they didn't marry Craig and Amy. One native, showing that he DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm, told the other he knew they should have asked.
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** When In "[[Recap/TheSimponsS7E5LisaTheVegetarian Lisa becomes a vegetarian, the Vegetarian]]", Lisa encounters Janey, Ralph, and annoying twins Sherri and Terri ask Terri, who taunt her for becoming a vegetarian. Janey asks her if she's going to marry a carrot. She sarcastically replies "Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot". The twins other kids (whether intentionally or not) miss her sarcasm and giggle madly that she admitted it.
** Inanother episode, "[[Recap/TheSimponsS16E10TheresSomethingAboutMarrying There's Something About Marrying]]", Homer becomes a minister and starts officiating gay marriages. When Lovejoy complains and cites the Bible, Bible during a talk show appearance, Homer says "WhyDontYouMarryIt" taunts him with the question and then pronounces them man and wife - with Lovejoy as the wife.
** Inanother episode, "[[Recap/TheSimponsS11E15MissionaryImpossible Missionary: Impossible]]", Homer goes to Micronesia to become a missionary (and evade collectors). Two natives natives, Qtoktok and Ak, told him what Craig and Amy (Homer's predecessors) were doing before leaving and Homer was so upset from hearing about them he asked the two natives why they didn't marry Craig and Amy. One native, Qtoktok, showing that he DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm, told the other Ak he knew they should have asked.asked.
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS30E1BartsNotDead Bart's Not Dead]]", Dolph taunts Martin over his cello with this question, only for Superintendent Chalmers to put him in his place. Principal Skinner sucks up to Chalmers, as usual, prompting this exchange:
-->'''Kearney:''' Hey, Skinner! If you like Chalmers so much, why don't you marry him?\\
'''Skinner:''' Well, as the superintendent, he's married to all the principals.\\
'''Chalmers:''' Thank you. You've made the anniversary of my wife's death even more depressing.
** In
** In
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS30E1BartsNotDead Bart's Not Dead]]", Dolph taunts Martin over his cello with this question, only for Superintendent Chalmers to put him in his place. Principal Skinner sucks up to Chalmers, as usual, prompting this exchange:
-->'''Kearney:''' Hey, Skinner! If you like Chalmers so much, why don't you marry him?\\
'''Skinner:''' Well, as the superintendent, he's married to all the principals.\\
'''Chalmers:''' Thank you. You've made the anniversary of my wife's death even more depressing.
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-->'''G-Man #1''': If that gun were a woman I'd marry it!"
-->'''G-Man #2''': If that gun were a woman I'd jeapordise our friendship by sleeping with your hot wife!
-->'''G-Man #2''': If that gun were a woman I'd jeapordise our friendship by sleeping with your hot wife!
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-->'''G-Man #1''': #1:''' If that gun were a woman I'd marry it!"
-->'''G-Man #2''':it!"\\
'''G-Man #2:''' If that gun were a woman I'd jeapordise our friendship by sleeping with your hot wife!
-->'''G-Man #2''':
'''G-Man #2:''' If that gun were a woman I'd jeapordise our friendship by sleeping with your hot wife!
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-->'''Little Boy''': There's nothing better to do after school, than stay at school and play!
-->'''Little Girl''': I love school so much, I wish I could marry it!
-->*Little Boy eyes Little Girl with confusion*
-->'''Little Girl''': I love school so much, I wish I could marry it!
-->*Little Boy eyes Little Girl with confusion*
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-->'''Little Boy''': Boy:''' There's nothing better to do after school, than stay at school and play!
-->'''Little Girl''':play!\\
'''Little Girl:''' I love school so much, I wish I could marryit!
-->*Littleit!\\
''(Little Boy eyes Little Girl withconfusion*confusion)''
-->'''Little Girl''':
'''Little Girl:''' I love school so much, I wish I could marry
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-->'''Chowder:''' You can marry a kitchen!? One day. ''(makes out with a table)''
-->'''Mung:''' Chowder, stop kissing my kitchen!
-->'''Mung:''' Chowder, stop kissing my kitchen!
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-->'''Chowder:''' You can marry a kitchen!? One day. ''(makes out with a table)''
-->'''Mung:'''table)''\\
'''Mung:''' Chowder, stop kissing my kitchen!
-->'''Mung:'''
'''Mung:''' Chowder, stop kissing my kitchen!
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-->'''Jon Stewart''': I do love America!
-->'''Stephen Colbert''': Then why don't you marry it?
-->'''Jon Stewart''': Stephen, that's what a fourth grader would say.
-->'''Stephen Colbert''': A fourth grader who LOVES AMERICA!
-->'''Stephen Colbert''': Then why don't you marry it?
-->'''Jon Stewart''': Stephen, that's what a fourth grader would say.
-->'''Stephen Colbert''': A fourth grader who LOVES AMERICA!
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-->'''Jon Stewart''': Stewart:''' I do love America!
-->'''Stephen Colbert''':America!\\
'''Stephen Colbert:''' Then why don't you marryit?
-->'''Jon Stewart''':it?\\
'''Jon Stewart:''' Stephen, that's what a fourth grader wouldsay.
-->'''Stephen Colbert''':say.\\
'''Stephen Colbert:''' A fourth grader who LOVES AMERICA!
-->'''Stephen Colbert''':
'''Stephen Colbert:''' Then why don't you marry
-->'''Jon Stewart''':
'''Jon Stewart:''' Stephen, that's what a fourth grader would
-->'''Stephen Colbert''':
'''Stephen Colbert:''' A fourth grader who LOVES AMERICA!
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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12945435/1/Fire-Away Fire Away]]'':
-->'''Harry:''' Great. Who won? Falmouth Falcons or Chudley Cannons?\\
'''Ron:''' Who do you think? Cannons of course! World's greatest team.\\
'''Fred:''' Yeah, our Ronnikins is marrying the Captain of the Cannons next year.
-->'''Harry:''' Great. Who won? Falmouth Falcons or Chudley Cannons?\\
'''Ron:''' Who do you think? Cannons of course! World's greatest team.\\
'''Fred:''' Yeah, our Ronnikins is marrying the Captain of the Cannons next year.
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A SiterTrope to GetARoom.
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A SiterTrope SisterTrope to GetARoom.
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Compare MarriedToTheJob, YouNeedToGetLaid. May lead to CargoShip.
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A SiterTrope to GetARoom.
Compare MarriedToTheJob, YouNeedToGetLaid. May lead to CargoShip.
Compare MarriedToTheJob, YouNeedToGetLaid.
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* ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants episode "Married to Money" After one of Plankton's failed attempts to get the Krabby Patty secret formula, he mocks Mr. Krabs' love for money and asks why doesn't he marry it. To which Mr. Krabs replies sadly that he would if he could.
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* ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants In the ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' episode "Married to Money" After Money", after one of Plankton's failed attempts to get the Krabby Patty secret formula, he mocks Mr. Krabs' love for money and asks why doesn't he marry it. To which Mr. Krabs replies sadly that he would if he could.
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* In ''Film/WestSideStory'', Baby John comments on Captain Marvel, a comic book he is reading. He says, "Gee, I love him." To which Action impatiently snaps "So marry him!"
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* ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants episode "Married to Money" After one of Plankton's failed attempts to get the Krabby Patty secret formula, he mocks Mr. Krabs' love for money and asks why doesn't he marry it. To which Mr. Krabs replies sadly that he would if he could.
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Again, if it actually is a {{Fetish}} or AuthorAppeal, that would go in those tropes. And for the complete package, check out TropersDoItWithoutNotability.
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Again, if it actually is a {{Fetish}} or AuthorAppeal, that would go in those tropes. And for the complete package, check out TropersDoItWithoutNotability.
JustForFun/TropersDoItWithoutNotability.
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* ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse'' used the phrase occasionally, and finally Pee-Wee said, "Perhaps I will!"... about a bowl of fruit. [[https://youtu.be/6B6bXWuKWW0 The ceremony was lovely.]]
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* ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse'' used the phrase occasionally, and finally Pee-Wee said, "Perhaps "All right, I will!"... about a bowl of fruit.fruit salad. [[https://youtu.be/6B6bXWuKWW0 The ceremony was lovely.]]
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** In another episode, Homer becomes a minister and starts officiating gay marriages. When Lovejoy complains and cites the Bible, Homer says "WhyDontYouMarryIt" and then pronounces them man and wife- with Lovejoy as the wife.
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** In another episode, Homer becomes a minister and starts officiating gay marriages. When Lovejoy complains and cites the Bible, Homer says "WhyDontYouMarryIt" and then pronounces them man and wife- wife - with Lovejoy as the wife.
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* In the 'WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' episode "American Dream Factory", a prospective employee keeps bring up the perks at BestBuy, to the point where Stan yells out "WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY BEST BUY?!"
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* In the 'WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' episode "American Dream Factory", a prospective employee keeps bring up the perks at BestBuy, Best Buy, to the point where Stan yells out "WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY BEST BUY?!"
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* There are some legends about female saints, who, confronted with the problem of being wooed by clingy suitors who wouldn't leave them alone, sent them their breasts, eyes, or whatever the male had complimented most, in a box, as if to imply: "If you like my eyes so much, why don't you marry ''them''?" This was ... mostly effective, although probably more because of NightmareFuel than anything else. (It should be noted that the Bible says to chop off whatever body part makes ''you'' do evil, it doesn't mention chopping off body parts that cause ''other people'' to act in an immoral way.)
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* There are some legends about female saints, who, confronted with the problem of being wooed by clingy suitors who wouldn't leave them alone, sent them their breasts, eyes, or whatever the male had complimented most, in a box, as if to imply: "If you like my eyes so much, why don't you marry ''them''?" This was ...was... mostly effective, although probably more because of NightmareFuel than anything else. (It should be noted that the Bible says to chop off whatever body part makes ''you'' do evil, it doesn't mention chopping off body parts that cause ''other people'' to act in an immoral way.)
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** Our chief DeadpanSnarker, [=GLaDOS=], even stoops to this when the player is holding on of her fallen personality cores, as quoted above.
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** Our chief DeadpanSnarker, [=GLaDOS=], even stoops to this when the player is holding on one of her fallen personality cores, as quoted above.
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--->"[[ForScience Science isn't about why, it's about why not]]! Why is [[ScienceIsBad so much of our science dangerous]]? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out]], [[BadBoss because you are fired]]!
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* ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse'' used the phrase occasionally, and finally Pee-Wee said, "Perhaps I will!"... about a bowl of fruit. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs81piYG2G8 The ceremony was lovely.]]
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* ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse'' used the phrase occasionally, and finally Pee-Wee said, "Perhaps I will!"... about a bowl of fruit. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs81piYG2G8 [[https://youtu.be/6B6bXWuKWW0 The ceremony was lovely.]]
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* An advertisement for Payless - a woman says that she likes [=BOGO=] ("buy one, get one") and the woman with her asks "Well, why don't you marry it?" The woman considers this, that she could be "Mrs. Payless [=BOGO=]."
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* An advertisement for Payless - a woman says that she likes [=BOGO=] ("buy one, get one") and the woman with her asks "Well, why don't you marry it?" The woman considers this, that she could be [[MrsHypothetical "Mrs. Payless [=BOGO=].""]]
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* In ''Theatre/WestSideStory'', Baby John says that he loves Franchise/{{Superman}}. "So marry him," Snowboy snaps back.
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* In ''Theatre/WestSideStory'', Baby John John, commenting on a comic book he's reading, says that he loves Franchise/{{Superman}}. "So marry him," Snowboy snaps back.
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* In ''Theatre/WestSideStory'', Baby John says that he loves Franchise/{{Superman}}. "So marry him," Snowboy snaps back.
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->''"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL, I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"''
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* In a ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}!'' guest strip by [[SomethingPositive Randy Milholland]], when Ethan defends the Nightrunner character from then-recent ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' comics, a customer replies "Jesus! If you love him so much, go fag-marry French Batman." Ethan calmly replies "He's fictional, sir, and gay marriage isn't legal yet. But I've got something just as wonderful." Cut to Ethan's boyfriend, in costume, declaring "Je suis ... ''Batman''!"
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* In a ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}!'' guest strip by [[SomethingPositive [[Webcomic/SomethingPositive Randy Milholland]], when Ethan defends the Nightrunner character from then-recent ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' comics, a customer replies "Jesus! If you love him so much, go fag-marry French Batman." Ethan calmly replies "He's fictional, sir, and gay marriage isn't legal yet. But I've got something just as wonderful." Cut to Ethan's boyfriend, in costume, declaring "Je suis ... ''Batman''!"
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* In a ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}!'' guest strip by [[SomethingPositive Randy Milholland]], when Ethan defends the Nightrunner character from ''Comicbook/BatmanIncorporated'', a customer replies "Jesus! If you love him so much, go fag-marry French Batman." Ethan calmly replies "He's fictional, sir, and gay marriage isn't legal yet. But I've got something just as wonderful." Cut to Ethan's boyfriend, in costume, declaring "Je suis ... ''Batman''!"
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* In a ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}!'' guest strip by [[SomethingPositive Randy Milholland]], when Ethan defends the Nightrunner character from ''Comicbook/BatmanIncorporated'', then-recent ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' comics, a customer replies "Jesus! If you love him so much, go fag-marry French Batman." Ethan calmly replies "He's fictional, sir, and gay marriage isn't legal yet. But I've got something just as wonderful." Cut to Ethan's boyfriend, in costume, declaring "Je suis ... ''Batman''!"