History Funny / Transformers

* ''Funny/TransformersUniverseBumblebee'' (2018)

-->'''Glen:''' SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT! SHE'S THE ONE YOU WANT! I WAS JUST SITTING AT HOME WITH MY COUSIN WATCHIN' CARTOONS AND PLAYIN' VIDEO GAMES, AND SHE CAME IN AND...\\

'''Glen:''' DON'T TALK TO ME, DON'T TALK TO ME CRIMINAL! I AIN'T GOIN' TO JAIL FOR NOBODY!

--> '''Ron:''' '''[[SkewedPriorities COULD YOU STAY OFF THE GRASS?!]]'''

* "You have a rodent infestation, shall I terminate?"

* When Sam is trying to keep Ironhide from blowing up Mojo, the way Shia says "chihuahua" is hysterical. And he says it about three times in five seconds.

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{''Transformers''} (2007)

* ''Funny/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen (2009)

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--> '''Ron:''' '''[[SkewedPriorities COULD YOU STAY OFF THE GRASS?!]]'''


[[AC:''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'' (2009)]]
* The Witwicky family dog getting freaky with a female dog.
* Sam [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like a little girl]] after [[spoiler:Alice]] is revealed to be a Decepticon after trying to kill him.
* An exchange early on between Sam and two frat boys, after Bumblebee illegally parks on the college campus.
-->'''Sam:''' No, seriously dude, this car belongs to my friend over there. We were looking to see if we could get you a tighter shirt.\\
'''Frat Boy 1:''' ''(wearing said tight shirt)'' THERE ARE NO TIGHTER SHIRTS.\\
'''Frat Boy 2:''' WE CHECKED.
* Sam's mother getting absolutely ''trashed'' on pot brownies and proceeding to make a total ass of the whole family on his first day at college, forever staining his reputation.
* Sam's roommate tazing himself in the nuts.
* "You know who my father was? A wheel! The FIRST wheel! And you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with ''honor''! ''Dignity, dammit!''"
** [[IncomingHam "BEHOLD THE ETERNAL GLORY OF JETFIRE!"]]
* "STARSCREAM, I'M HOME!" [[http://novanator.deviantart.com/journal/25525532/ Someone else]] said it best: Domestic Abuse is funny when it involves giant robots.
* "It's an ass-whuppin', it's supposed to hurt!"[[labelnote:note]]Keep in mind that anytime Mudflap and Skids say anything ghetto, this is the [[Creator/TomKenny voice of]] '''''WesternAnimation/{{Spongebob}}''''' [[ActingForTwo saying these lines.]] And that's not even getting to Wheelie.[[/labelnote]]
** "THIS IS COMBAT, MAN! WHAZZWRONG WIT'CHU?" *smacks Mudflap*
* "'Cuz yo' a pussy."
* Wheelie shamelessly ''humping'' Michaela's leg.
* Jetfire's introduction...
-->'''Jetfire:''' What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath! You little spinal-cord-based organisms...!\\
''(bangs his head on a satellite, which drops, closely missing Sam)''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Oh, bugger it!
-->'''Jetfire:''' I command these doors to open. ''(attempts to fire a missile at the door)'' Fire! I said FIRE!\\
''Said [[EpicFail missile misfires, launching BACKWARDS out of Jetfire's wrist, exploding offscreen.]]''\\
'''Jetfire:''' Bollocks! Damn these worthless parts! *bashes the doors open with his cane*
* Sam trying to persuade Megatron not to kill him... ''with the exact same speech he tried to use to persuade his girlfriend not be be mad at him earlier in the movie''.
* Simmons telling Leo how not every adventure ends in success.
-->Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow and the leprechaun went and booby-trapped it!
** Leo's retort:
--> What am listening to you for? You live with your mother!
* The entire scene where Lennox and his team ditch major {{Jerkass}} Galloway in the middle of some random Egyptian desert by faking some sort of a malfunction and convincing him that he needs to parachute out of the aircraft.
** Lennox taking advantage of the frightened and confused man by tricking him into pulling the cord by screaming instructions into his face ("Red's backup, blue's primary! I want you to pull the blue! ''I need you to pull it hard!''"), then admonishes the man with "Not now! We're on the plane, dumbass!" moments before Galloway flies off the plane.
* Earlier in the film, when Lennox informs General Morshower that JerkAss Galloway has been appointed liaison for the Autobots, he finishes with an eye roll.
* During the debriefing with General Morshower, when Galloway starts berating Optimus that they didn't agree to share the Autobot weapon technology, this exchange takes place:
-->'''Epps:''' We've shed blood, sweat and precious metal together.
-->'''Galloway:''' Soldier, you're paid to ''shoot'', not ''talk''.
-->'''Epps (in an undertone):''' Don't tempt me.
-->'''Optimus:''' ''Easy.''
* The entire scene of the arrival to Egypt. "This'd be a perfect moment... except you landed on my testicles."
* The entire sequence in Simmons' mother's butcher shop.
-->'''Mikaela''': (''sarcastically'') You live with your mama?
-->'''Simmons''': No, my mama lives with me. There's a difference.
* Devastator's [=CGI=] model was so complex that it caused a computer to catch fire and melt while rendering it. That's right. A computer melted down trying to render a pair of ''extremely detailed robot nuts''.

[[AC: ''Transformers: Dark Of The Moon'' (2011)]]
* TheStinger, full stop.
* Bumblebee's awesome sequence of jumping over obstacles, transforming, grabs Sam in mid air slow mo, then transforms back into car mode. [[HilarityEnsues Sam understandably]] [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl freaks out]].
* Bumblebee teasing Sam and Carly with "rings".
-->'''Sam:''' "You gotta slow it down, Bee; you gotta slow it ''way'' down."
* Anything Simmons did half the time. (The other half being CrazyAwesome).
** Ditto for his assistant, Dutch. Particularly his delivery of the name "India."
* Two words...[[OneSceneWonder Jerry Wang]].
* Wheelie and Brains manage to crash-land aboard a Decepticon aircraft carrier.
--> '''Brains''': This is a total [[CurseCutShort clusterf]]-*scene change*
** Mearing and [[TagalongKid Brains's]] first interaction. It involves Brains jumping onto her desk, and Mearing pulling a pistol out of said desk. Brains promptly hops off of the desk.
* Simmons on O'Reilly, that is all.
* Dutch going CrazyAwesome on the Russians in the bar.
--> "I'm so sorry, that was the old me."
* When Sam was getting job interviews...the "red cup"-nuff said.
** Heck the entire sequence of him going out on his job interviews.
** Later on Carly puts a RED cup of RED Twizzlers on Sam's desk, like she was trying to get him fired! She must've known he was on the YELLOW floor!
*** [[WildMassGuess Maybe she was trying to get Sam promoted to the red floor?]]
* When Laserbeak [[spoiler: throws Wang out of the building]] he drops past the window where Bruce is having a meeting. His reaction is . . . hilarious
--> "Jeeeesus!"
** The whole exchange afterwards, in which Sam is ordered to clean up [[spoiler:Jerry's body]], is a brilliant BlackComedy moment.
* Ironhide thumping the top of Optimus's cab to get him to transform while he is understandably angry after learning [[spoiler: that they had been lied to]]. "Prime! Make something of yourself!" And then either Ironhide or one of the other Autobots going, "Oh yeah, he's pissed."
* Mearing succinctly explaining why the audience hasn't seen the Wreckers up to now:
-->"We don't let them get off the base much because they're assholes."
* When Simmons tries to get into the Russian bar:
-->'''Simmons''': Dasvidania!\\
'''Bouncer''': That means "Goodbye." ''[slams peephole]''
* Starscream's [[spoiler: FamousLastWords]]
--> "I'm gonna kill y—BOOM!"
* Anything to do with [[TheAllegedCar Sam's Datsun]]. "It reminds me of Bumblebee... if Bumblebee were a sad piece of shit."
** Sam freaking out when a security guard at NEST headquarters bangs on the roof of the Datsun "DO ''NOT'' TOUCH MY CAR; ''IT'S A COLLECTOR'S ITEM!''"
* Sam's parents giving him a hard time about being unemployed. "So your car has a job?"
* Optimus flies in to destroy the Driller, but gets blasted by Shockwave, thrown through a building and caught in construction wire on the other side. The great Optimus struggles feebly before giving up and yelling for the Wreckers to get him down. 15 minutes of Sam and the soldiers running around and getting shot at, and we cut back to see the Wreckers still haven't gotten him down yet and Prime is clearly starting to lose his patience.
* Wheelie mouthing off to the NEST troopers in D.C. after Bumblebee shows up to vouch for Sam.
--> "Enjoy your next job at 7-11, dickhead."
* Dylan referring to ''Megatron'' as "such a dick!" after Megatron "dismisses" him. Good thing Megatron didn't hear ''that''.
* When Epps is explaining his new job at keeping the peace between the Wreckers and the NASA techs, Roadbuster yells out in background that he's useless at it.
** One of the Wreckers calls a human a "Nancy Wanker!" when they are first introduced.
* Sam trying to hide the fact that [[spoiler:Dylan]] put a Decepticon bug on him while talking to Mearing. The living contraption sends random nervous jerks through Sam, who ends up pulling a roll over two desks and come to a stop next to Mearing, ''who never even notices.''
** Hell, he wasn't trying to hide the fact he's got a Decepticon bug on him, he's trying to clue everyone else in that he has one without it killing him. Every random nervous jerk was the bug getting pissed off and punishing Sam for his hilarious attempts at blowing its cover.
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* "Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans. What is ''with'' you?"
** "I'm just sayin' we ''could''. It's an option..."

* [[MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat The boy's pheromone levels suggest that he wants to mate with the female.]]

* Pretty much any scene with Glen in it, but especially the FBI interrogation room:

** Especially his utterly deadpan response, in his weighty and super-important Optimus Prime voice, to Sam's question of how he knew about the glasses: "Ebay." Only Optimus Prime could make Ebay sound epic, and it's funny as hell.

--> '''Sam's Mom''': Wow, you are so cheap.
--> '''Sam's Dad''': It's his first car, it's supposed to be that way.

--> '''Sam''' ''(panicking as Barricade chases him)'' [[OhCrap OH SHIT!]] [[ClusterFBomb Oh, shit, shit, shit. Oh GOD!]] '''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck OH SHIT!!]]'''

--> '''Sam''': This is not hiding! This is not hiding! This is my backyard, not a ''truck stop!''

*** FridgeLogic: Ron Witwicky is the head of the local neighborhood watch. He obviously sucks at his job.

** Every single scene with Frenzy. That is all.

* "It's an ass-whuppin', it's supposed to hurt!"[[labelnote:note]]Keep in mind that anytime Mudflap and Skids say anything ghetto, this is the [[Creator/TomKenny voice of]] '''''WesternAnimation/{{Spongebob}}''''' saying these lines.[[/labelnote]]

* "It's an ass-whuppin', it's supposed to hurt!"[[labelnote:note]]Keep in mind that anytime Mudflap and Skids say anything ghetto, this is the [[Creator/TomKenny voice of]] '''''WesternAnimation/SpongeBob''''' saying these lines.[[/labelnote]]

* "It's an ass-whuppin', it's supposed to hurt!"

* "Are you username ladiesman217?!" This line, in fact, was the sole reason [[@/{{Brontozaurus}} this troper]] got a Barricade toy, simply so he could shove the toy in people's faces and yell it at them.

** This troper has flashes of [[Manga/DeathNote Near doing this to a member of the SPK]] every time she reads that comment.

** "Hey man, I'm still a [[AManIsNotAVirgin virgin]]."

** This is made even funnier when Galloway accidentally activates his parachute while still in the aircraft and Lennox yells: "Not now! We're on the plane, dumbass!" and Galloway is dragged out.

** The highlight is after Bumblebee blows up the rest of the cars to ensure Sam buys him. And Bobby's reaction is:

* ''Funny/TransformersPrime'' (2010-)

** The real humor came after this line, where Mikaela finally comes out and says that Sam was with her. While Sam's mom tries to talk to her; Sam's dad gets this big shit-eating grin on his face and high-fives Sam in the background.