History Funny / TheRunawayGuysMarioParty

** Then on the last turn [[ArtificialStupidity she ends up using the Warp Pipe she bought earlier and not using the suit at all, despite being very close to the star and Jon literally being right in front of her.]]

* Most of the games in the Extras Zone only allow one or two players. While the Guys trade off controllers, this still means that Waluigi is left waiting with MC Ballyhoo while Toad and Yoshi ride off to have fun... and making small talk.

** After the episode was uploaded, Jon quote retweeted a post from Supper Mario Broth which explained the ''Mario Party DS'' Snag Bag AI. In short, the AI will always target the player who's listed last in the character select so long as they have items. Throughout most of TRG, Emile is pegged as Player 1, Tim as Player 2, and Jon as Player 3, so by default, the AI would always target Jon's items so long as he had any. [[https://twitter.com/ProtonJon/status/1606042917633662986 Jon's response?]]

* While building their vehicles, Emile names his vehicle "[[CatchPhrase Latrain]]", Tim names his the "Boshi", and Jon calls his vehicle "[[VideoGame/{{Vectorman}} CALLACAB]]".

'''Tim:''' "How does that happen [[CatchPhrase two times in a row?!]]\\

-->'''Emile:''' [[{{Catchphrase}} Hey everybody, it's Chuggaaconroy!]] Welcome back to more ''VideoGame/{{Paper Mario|64}}''! In the--

->''"Hey Chuggaaconroy, do you like parties?"''

* Emile's story of meeting Amber[[note]]Who was "Andrew" at the time, and has [[https://twitter.com/TheRunawayGuys/status/1594087453425823745?s=20&t=gvFOuRi-WB6mnvk1EEBehQ since transitioned]][[/note]] from the [[MakeAWishContribution Make-A-Wish Foundation]] who gave them the copy of the game they're using.
-->'''Emile:''' We saw a train station on ''fire'' on the way to the place we were meeting [her].\\
'''Jon:''' ''(snickers) That's'' the thing you bring up?! [She] wasn't even ''there'' for that!\\
'''Emile:''' It was ''adventurous''!\\
'''Jon:''' [She] wasn't even there for that part!\\
'''Emile:''' It was getting off to a big start!

* Emile snags ''every'' Bonus Star, giving him a 13-Star victory, with the results screen revealing that Emile would've gotten all the Bonus Stars except for the Happening Star (which would've gone to everyone ''but'' him).

'''Tim:''' [[ObviousBeta It's called]] ''VideoGame/PaperMario''[[note]]Pay-per[[/note]].\\

* When Jon and Emile question Tim's decision to give friendship coins to Peach, who's in [=1st=] place, he responds with, "She just ''thinks'' she's in [=1st=]." Come the end of her turn, and she lands on a Bowser Space.

* During a game of Track Star, it's down to Jon vs. Emile. At the end, Jon admits that he was flipping the cartridge of ''VideoGame/PaperMarioStickerStar'' to decide which way to go.

* Emile mentions how he once found an item with no price tag (the limited-edition Wii ''Goldeneye'' remake with the gold-colored Wiimote) and made the "No price, so it's free" joke... and it ''worked'' because ''nobody in the store'' could find a price for it, so they just let him have it.

** Even more comedic is, as the group discovers, this is ultimately what costs Jon the game.

* During the results, Jon is revealed to have landed on ''12'' Happening Spaces.
-->'''Jon:''' '''''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe TWELVE?!]]'''''\\
'''Emile:''' [[Memes/OnePiece The Kamek Star is real!]]

* Although he only gets coins from it, Tim finds a Hidden Block on ''turn 1''.

* Emile and Jon mention that they ''both'' got crappy games from franchises they liked for Christmas as kids, with Emile getting ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'', and Jon getting ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaJudgment'' and ''VideoGame/PrinceOfPersiaWarriorWithin''.
* During their playthrough of Rocket Rascals, the game offers a top left corner ''3 turns in a row''. Emile, who the pieces are completely useless to, uses them to sabotage both Jon and Wario.

** Another comment chain mentions how many members of Achievement Hunter the main three Runaway Guys know. Jon for certain has three (Matt from Custom Smash, Lindsay from Colosseum 2021, and former member Ray from the above round on Peach's Birthday Cake mentioned by Tom).

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->''"Hey [=ProtonJon=], do you like parties?"''

'''Tim:''' No! No! That's-no! I-I don't think so! I don't think so! [[ThisCannotBe That didn't just happen! I erase the last turn from existence! That's not happening.]] I need a time machine. [[Film/BackToTheFuture Can you go back to 1985?]]\\

--->'''Emile''': Suck it, Slim.\\

* Emile revealing that he owns a copy of ''Film/TheRoom'', and Jon's reaction to it.

* Discussing Toad's role in [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros the original]] ''Mario'' game.

'''Emile:''' "Did you know that in ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey Mario Odyssey]]'', the textures for Mario's nipples are higher resolution than his whole body in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros''?"\\

* Jon wins 30 coins at the Lottery Space, but they stay on the 'Congratulations!' dialogue for a while to laugh at Waluigi's unmoved expression, who looks almost angry at second prize in the lottery.

* In the failed second recording, Emile discusses how, as a kid, he was a [[EntitledBastard toxic fan]] of ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit'' who refused to accept anything else made by Creator/{{Aardman|Animations}}, including ''WesternAnimation/ShaunTheSheep''. When Wallace's voice actor, Peter Sallis, said that there wouldn't be another movie like ''WesternAnimation/TheCurseOfTheWereRabbit''...

* Tim covers up another Star Block Hex, and Emile comments that he must really hate them. Tim's quick response causes both Emile ''and'' Jon to start Corpsing.

* Tim covers up another Star Block Hex, and Emile comments that he must really hate them. Tim's quick response causes both Emile AND Jon to start [[Corpsing/corpsing]].

* Tim covers up another Star Block Hex, and Emile comments that he must really hate them.

* During a round of Shorty Scorers, Jon unknowingly scores in ''[[OwnGoal Emile's]]'' [[OwnGoal goal]], and seconds later, Emile accidentally returns the favor.

''(Emile sends the ball into Jon's goal)''\\

'''Jon:''' ''[as Waluigi]'' "I just -- I just showed my wings. [[WingPull I've had wings the whole time]]. [[YouNeverAsked No one really asked]], so I just figured I'd show them now."\\

'''Jon:''' "[[BreakingPointSwearing FUCK NO]]!"

-->'''Emile:''' "Even when you are incredibly lucky, you still have [[BreakingPointSwearing shit]] luck."

* When he was about to lose Mario Can Can, Emile, who rarely swears, says "Wario [[BreakingPointSwearing fucked]] up".

'''Jon:''' "Aw, for [[BreakingPointSwearing FUCK'S]] SAKE! ''COME OOOOOOOON!''"

-->'''Jon:''' "'''[[BreakingPointSwearing FUCK. YOU.]]''' I'M IN '''THIRD.'''"

'''Jon:''' ''[simultaneously]'' "Okay! Okay! Now what the ''[[BreakingPointSwearing fuck]]'' is that about?! Oh, wait, mine's not -- mine's not even turning anymore, what the--"\\

'''Emile:''' "'''OH NO, WHAT?!''' ''What a slap in the [[BreakingPointSwearing fucking]] face!''"\\

'''Emile:''' [[SuddenlyShouting THREE!!!]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting THREE!!!]]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! WOOOO!!! WOOOOOOO!!!]] I PEAKED MY MIC!!! [[BornLucky I HAVE NINE STARS]]!!! WHAT THE [[BreakingPointSwearing FUCK?!?]]'''''

'''Emile: WHAT THE''' '''''[[BreakingPointSwearing FUCK]]?!'''''\\

'''Jon:''' "Turnabout is fair play, [[BreakingPointSwearing motherfucker!]]"

'''Jon:''' "Oh [[BreakingPointSwearing fuck]] you, don't do that!"

'''Tim:''' ''[To the beat]'' "I don't know the [[BreakingPointSwearing fucking]] words."\\

'''Jon:''' "[[BigNo No!]] [[BreakingPointSwearing Fuck you!]]" ''[Steals Emile's star]''

'''Jon:''' "...''I'MA [[BreakingPointSwearing FUCKING]] CUT YOU! I'MA CUT YOU!!''"

** Even better? That was the same 2-star hex he missed out getting a star on in order to avoid landing on the hex, and he ended up landing on it anyway.

'''Jon:''' "Oh [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] you, don't do that!"

'''Tim:''' ''[To the beat]'' "I don't know the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] words."\\

'''Jon:''' "[[BigNo No!]] [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you!]]" ''[Steals Emile's star]''

'''Jon:''' "...''I'MA [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] CUT YOU! I'MA CUT YOU!!''"

'''Jon:''' "[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK NO]]!"

'''Jon:''' "Turnabout is fair play, [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker!]]"

-->'''Emile:''' "Even when you are incredibly lucky, you still have [[PrecisionFStrike shit]] luck."

* When he was about to lose Mario Can Can, Emile, who rarely swears, says "Wario [[PrecisionFStrike fucked]] up".

'''Jon:''' "Aw, for [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK'S]] SAKE! ''COME OOOOOOOON!''"

-->'''Jon:''' "'''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK. YOU.]]''' I'M IN '''THIRD.'''"

'''Jon:''' ''[simultaneously]'' "Okay! Okay! Now what the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' is that about?! Oh, wait, mine's not -- mine's not even turning anymore, what the--"\\

'''Emile:''' "'''OH NO, WHAT?!''' ''What a slap in the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] face!''"\\

'''Emile:''' [[SuddenlyShouting THREE!!!]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting THREE!!!]]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! WOOOO!!! WOOOOOOO!!!]] I PEAKED MY MIC!!! [[BornLucky I HAVE NINE STARS]]!!! WHAT THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK?!?]]'''''

'''Emile: WHAT THE''' '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]?!'''''\\

'''Emile:''' Yeah, I mentioned that before! I mentioned that before; they can steal stars!\\

** Even better is that even though he avoided landing on the 2-Star Hex a few turns earlier, he ended up landing on it anyway.

* Emile responds to the AI's huge coin lead by [[GodzillaThreshold deliberately landing on Chance Time]]. He says "Chance Time, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]!" as an attempted BadassBoast, only for Jon to mock him for how unthreateningly he pronounced it.

* The board being a pinball table in Bowser's Castle reminds Emile of how [[AbusiveParents his dad]] knew a [[DrugsAreBad drug dealer]] who accepted pinball machines as compensation, and Emile loved going over to the drug dealer's house to play pinball without the knowledge that he was actually a drug dealer in the first place.

** When Emile mentions he has a story, Tim's response is an immediate, [[GenreSavvy "Oh, no..."]]

-->'''Jon:''' Heh, how do you want to pay for your drugs? ''Pinball table''.

* Bowser transforming into a dreidel causes Jon to joke that he's [[GreedyJew Jewish]], while him transforming into a snake then causes Jon to joke that Bowser is [[ChurchgoingVillain Christian]].