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-->'''Kruge:''' ''[in a squeaky voice]'' '''[-[[Film/BackToTheFuture 1.21 gigawatts!?!]]-]'''

''(shows [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward saving Bella]] from an oncoming car)''\\

* On [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella:]] "I guess that means we can like her now, right?" *''cue long, awkward silence''*

* The intro summarizing the film like a piece of OscarBait until he gets to ''Thomas the Tank Engine'' and wonders why Thomas is in a movie with Peter Fonda and Alec Baldwin...until he's told it's the exact opposite.
-->"'''[[WhatTheHellCastingAgency WHA--]]'''" *''interrupted by title''*

* "My Oath of Celibacy is on record, Captain." *''Beat''* "[[Film/TheRoom Anyway, how's your sex life?]]"
** Also, he succeeds in averting a SpitTake when he first hears Ilia's line, only to do one when ''Film/TheRoom'' line gets added in.

* "[[Film/TheRoom Oh hai]], [''Franchise/StarWars'' character [[{{Expy}} being ripped-off]]]!"

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* "[[MondegreenGag MAI INVRETNIONS]]!!!"
** "Mayan Vengeance?"
** "Mighty Pensions?"
** "Ma's Infections??"
** [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers "Marty's Steakhouse??"]]
*** "''CHEW!!!''"

* Enterprise + Countdown = BOOM!

* Making a StupidStatementDanceMix of the '''''KHAAAAAAAN!!!''''' scene...''to the ''Wrath of Khan'' theme''.

* The Critic finds "just shove ''real'' hard" to be incredibly disturbing when coming from Arnold. Cue the inevitable [[StupidStatementDanceMix "GET YOUR ASS TO MARS" remix]].

* The Sage's creepy bit before the adverts, as he seems to get off on the Critic's wailing and [[ADateWithRosiePalms getting out a bottle of baby cream]]... only to [[SubvertedTrope rub it on his arms, defensively saying he has crusty elbows]].

* DrunkOnMilk Robin Williams. Who then proceeds to [[ADateWithRosiePalms "spank the monkey"]] [[SubvertedTrope by literally spanking his giant monkey stuffed animal and crying about how they used to be friends.]]

* Brentalfloss and Uncle Yo pulling a [[OfCorpseHesAlive Weekend at Bernie's]] at the Critic's panel, with Brent "apologizing" for the Critic's crotch-shot in ''WebVideo/SuburbanKnights''. Also proves HilariousInHindsight for the [[ADateWithRosiePalms ending]].

* His admitting that two lines about where the Riches keep their money ("In banks... where else? And the stock market.") and an annoyed Van Dough going "Shoot them! Shoot them now please!" were ActuallyPrettyFunny.

--->'''NC''': Enough of that!

* His admitting that the line about where the Rich's keep their money ("In banks... where else?") was ActuallyPrettyFunny.

** Earlier, he'd been about to make fun of the exchange about the President of the US asking for a loan [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece for dating the movie]], before hesitating and realizing that said joke was [[FairForItsTime actually kind of timeless]].

** Earlier, he'd been about to make fun of the exchange about the President of the US asking for a loan [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece for dating the movie]], before hesitating and realizing that said joke was actually kind of timeless.

* The Critic lampshading his (sometimes) over-reliance on film clips in place of jokes and awkwardly making a reference to a "[[NamesTheSame Sauron]]" in an obscure comic-book reference instead of the [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings obvious]].

* The Critic expressing confusion over Koromon ("[[BunniesForCuteness tiny bunny rabbit]]") evolving into... a giant Agumon ([[ArtisticLicensePaleontology human-sized]] [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs dinosaur]]). Cue UsefulNotes/CharlesDarwin replying, "[[HollywoodEvolution Uh...]]''[[NoJustNoReaction no.]]''"

** Made even funnier when he decides to change the channel, and ends up screaming in horror at the sight of [[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T.]], Series/{{Alf}}, and the squeaky toy aliens from the WesternAnimation/ToyStory movies. Then he ends up changing to the commercial break, after which he looks confused for a brief moment before screaming anyway.

* The Critic going "[[GratuitousJapanese Kawaii!!]] ''[[CutenessProximity Kawaii!!]]''" in response to "[[TastesLikeDiabetes Cuteness Overload]]".

** Later, after the plushie forgives the Critic for clobbering him, the Critic celebrates, with the ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' theme playing...only for it to change to the ''Film/MortalKombat'' theme. The plushie gets beat up again.

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[[caption-width-right:350:WebVideo/JesuOtaku [[ItMakesSenseInContext ensuring that nobody sleeps tonight.]]]]

* "[[{{Mondegreen}} MAI INVRETNIONS]]!!!"

* The Critic's complaining about the aliens' [[WhatAnIdiot lack of tactical knowledge]] after realizing that [[AchillesHeel their weak points were]] [[WeaksauceWeakness wood, water and getting beaten up]], and that they "probably [[DidntThinkThisThrough should have thought that through]] before attacking a planet '''''[[LargeHam MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!]]'''''".

-->'''Critic!Fujimoto''': Did you have fun?\\
'''Critic!Ponyo''': Yeah!\\
'''Critic!Fushimoto''': Did you take a lot of pictures?\\
'''Critic!Ponyo''': Yeah!\\
'''Critic!Fushimoto''': [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Did you taste blood?]]\\
'''Critic!Ponyo''': Yeah--I mean, ''no''!\\
'''Critic!Fushimoto''': Oh! You did, you tasted blood! *''both laugh''*\\
'''Critic!Ponyo''': ... Yeah.\\
'''Critic!Fushimoto''': Who did you kill?\\
'''Critic!Ponyo''': A Kardashian.\\
'''Critic!Fushimoto''': [[TakeThat Oh, well that's okay.]]

-->'''Critic!Thomas:''' Say, why is the town we live in called "Sodor"? Is it the retirement home for ''[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Lord of the Rings]]'' villains?

-->'''Critic![[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney]]''': I love you, you love me- [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness some shit's goin' down! Be ready for it!]] - We're a happy fa-mi-ly!

-->'''Critic!Peter Fonda:''' The pinata is dead and you killed him.

'''Critic!Guard:''' Oh boy, oh boy, I hope it is candy-- ''(gets stabbed)'' That is not candy.

* WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob as Critic!Prime's agent, Jerry, and their conversation:
-->'''Critic!Prime:''' Christ, Jerry. Did you see the look on their faces when I mentioned the movie? All that misguided optimism; it's like telling a blind kid they're gonna pet a bunny when really, it's a porcupine.\\

'''Critic!Prime:''' So is ''Series/JerseyShore''.\\

'''Critic!Prime:''' But at what cost, Jerry? ''At what cost?!''\\

'''Critic!Prime:''' That's not physically possible.\\

* Critic!Prime trying to hide from Jerry using his powers of disguise...by hiding under the bedcovers.

-->'''Critic!Monster:''' Now, let's go get chicken.\\
'''Hagan!Monster:''' I'm a vegetarian.\\
'''Critic!Monster:''' [[LargeHam Kill him!]]\\

-->'''Critic!Indy:''' *''In a mocking tone''* Stop sacrificing yourself to Kali~! Stop sacrificing yourself to Kali~!

--->'''Critic:''' So it's a VideoGame/{{Tamagotchi}}?\\

** Not to mention the Critic labeling Terriermon, Wendigomon, Poromon, Seraphimon and Magnadramon (respectively) as "the [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfTheAmericanRabbit American Rabbit]]", the "Main/{{Muppet}} [[MinstrelShows minstrel show]], "an [[VideoGame/AngryBirds Angry Bird]], "a Burger King Kids Club' chess piece" and a "''MyLittlePony'' version of [[Literature/TheNeverendingStory Falkor]]".

* During the scene where Patch's toys are falling apart and Patch is watching in horror as children cry, the Critic proceeds to show Film/{{Arthur}} [[ActorAllusion mocking the children]].

* Remarking that James T. Kirk's FamousLastWords were in fact... a Creator/GeorgeTakei impression.

* The Trauma Monkey Plushie appears yet again, with the Critic sleeping with it, and then accidentally beating the crap out of the thing when the ''VideoGame/MortalKombat'' theme song starts up.

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--> ''Critic:''' Come on, is there anything more wasteful or useless than just looking at your computer screen for almost half an hour?\\