History Funny / TeamFourStar

* FOURTH trailer! Now the internet has conquered 80% of the world, turning the show into some weird combination of One Piece and LightNovel/SwordArtOnline where Brick and Quarty are TrappedInAnotherWorld, this one being the internet. The preview ends with the President being "bricked." Cue catchphrase. The execs are definitely agreeing, buuuut...

* As soon as Lani takes control of Obi-wan, his first action is to MURDER protocol droid TC-14 before Qui-Gon even SENSES the deadly gas.

** Taka talking about a girl asking him to hold his hand at a signing...and gave him [[CoitusEnsues a condom and a phone number]] (though he didn't take her up on it). He then takes a question from a Zarbon cosplayer who asks him "[[BrickJoke Taka could come here and hold your hand out for me?]]"

* When the camera reveals [[spoiler:the Joker's]] corpse at the crematorium:

** They realize later that she was in the trunk during the entire Riddler section (a race in the Batmobile) and probably being thrown around in there.

* In part 3 when they find out that Breaking out of an thugs hold was a rapid attack of elbows...

* In Part 11, they make Bruce play the role of a PoisonousFriend to Harvey Dent, encouraging his SanitySlippage and egging him on into a totalitarian agenda revolving around forming an army of vigilantes inspired and led by Batman.

* In Part 7, when Batman is in what looks like a HeroicSacrifice situation, the guys start belting out Music/{{Aerosmith}}'s ''[[Film/{{Armageddon}} I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing]]''...with the lyrics slightly rewritten to mention Batman.

* [[Funny/TeamFourStarDragonBallGames ''Dragon Ball'' Games]]

* ''[[Funny/TeamFourStarDragonBallGames Dragon Ball Games]]''

** [[Machinima/RedVSBlue "You ever wonder why we're here?"]]

-->'''Lani''': [[Machinima/RedVsBlue It's a legitimate strategy.]] Man, this thing is easy, I don't know what you guys are talking about.

'''Kaiser:''' [[Anime/JoJosBizarreAdventure MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!]]\\

* Once Zito reveals that one of the Third Super is basically just summoning a [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure stand]], Kirran is immediately on board.

** What really makes it stand out is the fact that there is [[{{Corpsing}} little to no laughter]] from either of them throughout the whole spiel, which is in stark contrast to how they usually laugh at each others' jokes openly.

* As Grant takes his turn at that same level, he has to show an invitation and get frisked to enter a high-security area. They can't help but notice [[RulesAreForHumans a woman who walks by those security checkpoints repeatedly without any issue]]. The team promptly assumes that she is another assassin.

* As soon as Lani takes control of Obi-wan, his first action is to MURDER protocol droid TC-14 before Qui-gon even SENSES the deadly gas.

** The guys approve of a level whose sole appeal is killing Gungans. Whoever designed the game ''knew'' their audience. They're bemused that, despite Qui Gon warning them, there is no repercussion for their rampage.

** After screwing up two secret weapon grabs and missing a mission critical sidepath, Lani starts slaughtering everyone while yelling "Qui Gon Jin, Best Jedi!"

* Episode 70. After [[spoiler:executing Paladin Danse]], the Captain has decided [[InsaneTrollLogic if there is no difference between man and synth, then there is no difference between him and beast.]] Cue [[ImAHumanitarian gleefully devouring the bodies of friend and foe alike in front of Cait]], and disemboweling one of his Brotherhood allies unprovoked. The team concedes he has [[UpTo11 "embraced his feral side".]]

* [[UpTo11 100 Tweaks later!]] Despite it panning down on Japan, it's set in Neo Beverly Hills, now basically having turned into Anime/CaroleAndTuesday while keeping several other other "tweaks" they kept in, and while still keeping in Brick and his catchphrase! It's only NOW that the execs finally realize what the show needed this whole time: weed! The episode ends with them hi-fiving and going [[YeahShot yeah!]]

--->'''Lani:''' [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 This is the song that Lani is singing]],
--->'''Lani:''' [[{{Scatting}} Da da da da, da da da DAAAA]],
--->'''Lani:''' [[Film/FugitiveAlien I'm gonna kill them with a forklift!]]

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[[folder:X in X Minutes]]

!!![[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood In 5 1/2 Minutes]]
* In September 2019, TFS abridges ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood'' in 5 and a half minutes, and it is GLORIOUS. And yes, Antfish reprises [[WebVideo/JojosBizarreAdventureAbridged his role as Dio.]]
** The prologue is non-stop comedy, mostly owing to Kaiser's performance as George Joestar.
--->'''George Joestar:''' I'm George Joestar! Check out my sweet-ass carriage and horses! [''Carriage runs into a rock and [[MadeOfExplodium explodes]]''] Goddammit, horses, you fucked it up! [''A horse is briefly shown laying in its own blood and weakly whinnying''] Dumb fucking horses!\\
'''Dario Brando:''' Hobby! I'm Dario Brando, and this is my son Dio Brando, and we're looting your corpse!\\
'''George Joestar:''' Tough luck, fucko! I'm still alive!\\
'''Dario Brando:''' Then raise my son!\\
'''George Joestar:''' Over your dead body! [''Cut to a gravestone reading "Here lies Dario Brando. Last words: 'What are you going to do? Poison me?'"'']
** When Jonathan is introduced, he is explicitly stated to be 12 years old, despite being ''inexplicably ripped''.
** The video makes a {{running gag}} out of Dio Brando [[KickTheDog doing horrible things to Jonathan's dog]], from literally kicking it to shooting it to throwing it into an incinerator to kicking it into a woodchipper. And eventually [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill frying the poor thing with eye lasers after freezing it]] -- [[UnexplainedRecovery and it keeps showing up alive and well every time]].
** Erina's introduction:
--->'''Erina:''' Jonathan! My loins are aquiver for your 12-year-old gentlemanly spotted ''dick''.\\
'''Jonathan:''' But we're not married! So it's an HJ or anal.\\
'''Dio:''' [''Knocks out Jonathan with the [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate Smash Ultimate]] KO effect and steals Erina's first kiss''] She's now pregnant with my, DIO'S child!\\
'''Erina:''' Joke's on you! I'm on the pill! [''she holds out a bag of Reese's Pieces.'']\\
'''Dio:''' CURSES!
** When Jonathan confronts Vampire!Dio:
--->'''Jonathan:''' Dio! How many souls have you consumed?\\
'''Dio:''' How many breads have you eaten in your life?\\
'''Jonathan:''' I- hold on, what?\\
'''Dio:''' Oh, how embarrassing. Y'know, I was ''going'' to say "How much bread," but then I thought, "How many slices of bread?" and then I just... "How many breads?" Kinda funny, right?\\
'''Jonathan:''' Oh yeah, no, don't worry about it. I do that all the time.\\
'''Dio:''' Let me try- Let me try agai- Take two, okay. ''[clears throat]'' How many slices of bread have you eaten in your life?\\
'''Jonathan:''' Well, I don't... really eat bread.\\
'''Dio:''' I'm sorry?\\
'''Jonathan:''' Look at me. I've been a [[HeroicBuild wall of meat]] since I was '''12'''. You think I eat BREAD? I'm in a permanent state of ketosis, [[TemptingFate and I'm probably going to die before I turn 30]].\\
'''Dio:''' You said it, not me!
** The Asian poison-seller is literally just Vegeta with a thin moustache.
** Speedwagon's entire scene.
--->'''Jonathan:''' Father! This racist Chinese caricature— [''cut to Vegeta with a thin moustache''] —has been giving Dio POISON! To POISON you!\\
'''Speedwagon:''' An' Oi 'elped catch 'im.\\
'''George:''' Who the fuck is this guy?\\
'''Speedwagon:''' R. E. O—\\
'''Jonathan:''' SHUT UP. THEY WILL SUE US TO DEATH.\\
'''Speedwagon:''' Even Speedwagon infringes a copyright!
** While Jonathan talks about his troubles with Capri Sun pouches, William Zeppeli demonstrates his Hamon punch on a [[Manga/MyHeroAcademia tiny Froppy]], resulting in her face shifting to a moan-worthy face while pink particles surround her, before he splits the rock she was standing on... As well as the Earth.
---> Jonathan: ...Why was that frog so hot?\\

!!![[WesternAnimation/TheDragonPrince The Dragon Prince Season 1 in 5 Minutes]]
* Rayla's [[UnexplainedAccent Scottish accent]] is explained by Runaan as her watching WesternAnimation/{{Brave}} again.
-->'''Rayla''': "Ah jist want tae change mah fate!"
* The RunningGag of the dialogue of each scene folding in to the next scene.
-->'''Soren''': It'll be so hard not to murder you later.\\
'''Callum''': What's that?\\
'''Rayla''': ''(offscreen)'' I said I can't murder them! ''(cut to next scene)''

!!![[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency In 11 Minutes]]
* [[https://youtu.be/qARvCU01Xdk The Jojo Part 2 video is twice as long as the first. This is gonna be good.]]
** The ''numerous'' ways the various musical references are played off.
** Stroheim ''insisting'' repeatedly that he isn't a Nazi despite evidence to the contrary.
--->'''Speedwagon''': So, you're a Nazi?\\
'''Stroheim''': ''Ach!'' Just because I'm a major in ze German military in the late 1930s, you can't just go around and accuse everyone you don't like of being a Nazi you know! And after we ''just'' saved you from certain death.\\
'''Speedwagon''': To use me for your Nazi research.
** Speedwagon being introduced to Santana.
--->'''Stroheim:''' Speaking of, I'd like you to meet Music/{{Santana}}. [[SealedEvilInACan We found him in a cave]].\\
'''Speedwagon:''' You've unleashed a great evil!\\
'''Santana:''' Yes, the power of the Pillar Men!\\
'''Speedwagon:''' No, trademark lawyers! [[YouWannaGetSued They hear your name, they're gonna eat us alive]]!\\
'''Santana:''' On that note... (Proceeds to eat just about every Nazi soldier)\\
'''Stroheim:''' Oh no, he's eating my men alive! This is ze white genocide!
** Whamuu treating his beatdown of Joseph and Ceasar (as well as implanting the rings to Joseph) like punishing naughty children.
** When the location card for Venice appears, so does [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Ghiaccio's]] angry head.[[note]]Long story short, Ghiaccio ''[[BerserkButton hates]]'' [[RantInducingSlight that "Venice" is more commonly used internally than "Venezia".]]
** When Lisa Lisa shows up, Joseph makes ''numerous'' sex jokes unknowingly alluding to the fact that she's actually his mother. When he goes to peep on her, he comments that "I feel like I've seen those jubblies before."
** The Red Stone of Aja, also known as the "Super Aja" (which sounds like "Super Asia") is literally just the head of [[Anime/MobileFighterGGundam Master Asia]].
** Kars's TED talk about environmentalism, which involves reducing auto emissions by 30%, implementing a carbon tax on major fuel companies, investing in solar energy and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick exterminating 95% of the human race in the next 5 years.]]
** Smokey Brown ''nearly'' letting slip that he knows Lisa Lisa is Joseph's mom.
** Joseph randomly turning into [[WesternAnimation/TheAngryBeavers Dagget]] when Smokey Brown and him exchange weird noises at eachother.
** Stroheim bombastic entrance from saving the team from the vampire horde.
--->'''Joseph''': "Goddamn it, just... Caesar died, but the ''NAZI'' lived?!"
** Kars' transformation into the Ultimate Life Form turns him into ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog''.
*** He then farts out a killer squirrel that mauls Stroheim. And absolutely no one helps him while Stroheim is crying out in pain as it rips him apart from the inside out.
---->'''Smokey Brown''': (grinning) I was gonna sit this one out. But I'm glad I didn't.
** Joseph's one time that he predicts someone's next line is literally predicting Kars getting pissy about him making the volcano erupt, calling him a "limey fuck".
** Joseph crashing his own funeral.
---> '''Speedwagon:''' So wait, not only is you not dead, you're married?!
--->'''Joseph:''' I know, right? Can you ''imagine'' a bigger surprise?
--->'''Lisa Lisa:''' I'm your mother.
--->''Joseph immediately throws up''
** The final shot is of Kars, in a casual shirt, giving a TED talk while holding a sketchy picture of Shadow the Hedgehog with a gun.

!!![[Manga/DemonSlayerKimetsuNoYaiba Demon Slayer in 6 Minutes]]
* All the jokes about Tanjiro's incredible sense of smell.
** He opens by saying how nobody in 1920's Japan uses deodorant.
** Urokodaki refers to him as [[Music/TheNotoriousBig Biggie Smells]].
** Tanjiro kills Teoni by "[[TheNoseKnows smelling his weak point]]", which he replies with this:
-->'''Teoni:''' [[AssPull That's fucking stupid]]...!
* Tanjiro meeting Zenitsu and Inosuke for the first time after his run-in with Kyogai:
-->'''Tanjiro:''' I need a break...
-->''(Cue Inosuke and Zenitsu screaming)''
-->'''Tanjiro:''' God. Damnit.
-->'''Zenitsu:''' I'm Zenitsu. I'm a [[CowardlyLion total pants pissing coward]], a [[LovableSexManiac shameless lech]], I can't stop SCREAMING, and I'm only useful when I'm unconscious!
-->'''Tanjiro:''' Wow, the audience must hate you!
-->'''Zenitsu:''' Actually, they say I'm relatable.
-->'''Tanjiro:''' [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels That's fucked up...]]
-->'''Inosuke:''' I'M INOSUKE! I LOVE TO KILL DEMONS AND I HAVEN'T WASHED THIS BOAR HEAD IN THREE MONTHS!
-->'''Tanjiro:''' I could smell.
-->'''Inosuke:''' (deep, manly voice) But I'm also ''very'' [[{{Bishonen}} pretty]].
-->'''Tanjiro:''' [[FauxHorrific That is actually way more disturbing]] than the boar head, please put that back on.
-->'''Inosuke:''' (gremlin voice) WITH PLEASURE!
* Just as the scene covering the Natagumo Mountain Arc begins, [[Anime/HunterXHunter Kurapika]] [[InadvertentEntranceCue shows up]] after overhearing Tanjiro's comment about killing spiders. Tanjiro clarifies that they're killing ''demon'' spiders, and Kurapika asks them to be more specific next time before walking away. After which, we get this exchange from Zenitsu and Inosuke.
-->'''Zenitsu:''' I wanna bang that chick.
-->'''Inosuke:''' [[ViewerGenderConfusion THAT IS A GUY!]]
-->'''Zenitsu:''' Not from the back.
* The party being introduced to the Hashira.
-->'''Giyu:''' These are the [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Gotei 13]]--I mean the Hashira. Unfortunately we don't have a lot of time to spend on them, so they're basically [[{{Flanderization}} a collection of broad charicatures and catchphrases for the moment]].
-->'''Gyomei:''' [[TheEeyore I'm very sad!]]
-->'''Tengen:''' I love drama!
-->'''Kyojuro:''' I talk about very violent things with a happy smile!
-->'''Muichiro:''' [[TheQuietOne I'm very quiet.]]
-->'''Obanai:''' I'm also quiet... [[CreepyGood but creepy]].
-->'''Mitsuri:''' [[TheSmurfettePrinciple I'm a girl!]]
-->'''Giyu:''' ...and they're a bunch of assholes.
-->'''Tanjiro:''' What do you mean?
-->'''Sanemi:''' Stabbing your dumb sister! (He proceeds to stab the box Nezuko's in)
-->'''Tanjiro:''' Oh my god!
-->'''Kyojuro:''' Oh yeah! Stab that little boy's sister!
-->'''Tanjiro:''' You guys ARE assholes!
-->'''Kagaya:''' Maybe don't stab her.
-->'''Sanemi:''' Oh what?
-->'''Kyojuro:''' Bullshit!
-->'''Tanjiro:''' How are these people working for this organization?
-->'''Kagaya:''' May I remind you that we have man-eating demons making Golden Corrals out of our villages? [[ClosestThingWeGot We're not picky about who can kill them]].
-->'''Sanemi:''' (He's sliced his arm open in front of Nezuko) See? She wants the B! Don't ya, you little blood slut? (Nezuko refuses) Fuck you, bitch!
-->'''Kagaya:''' That means she's cool and you all suck.
* The scene with Tanjiro meeting up with Zenitsu and Inouske in the infirmary.
-->'''Zenitsu:''' ([[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Meatwad]] voice) I got bit by a spider and now I got baby limbs.
-->'''Inosuke:''' (deep gravely voice) And I have lost the ability to scream. I no longer have a purpose.
-->'''Tanjiro:''' Okay, but can you say "[[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget I'll get you next time, Gadget!]]"?
-->'''Inosuke:''' Fuck youuuuuuuu...
* TheStinger has two of the Spider Family cornering Zenitsu who can only scream at them.
-->'''Elder Brother:''' Holy shit, look at this kid. He's got Doritos all over his robes. Yo kid, you Nacho Cheese or are you Cool Ranch? (Zenitsu just screams louder) [[LovesTheSoundOfScreaming Oh man, he won't stop screaming]].
-->'''Sean:''' (The baby-headed spider) You think it has something to do with me or...?
-->'''Elder Brother:''' Yeah of course it has something to do with you, Sean. Look at you and your fucking WesternAnimation/ToyStory reject looking ass.
-->'''Sean:''' Man shut the fuck up. You look like something Creator/TimBurton shit out on a bad day.
-->'''Elder Brother:''' Talk to me like that again, I will come down there and stab you with my spider dick, okay? This thing's like a hypodermic needle full of spite and spider jizz. I will fuck you up, okay? I will fuck you up. (It's suddenly quiet) Wait did he stop screaming? (Trance Zenitsu is unleashed) [[OhCrap Holy]] [[KilledMidSentence Sh-]]! (He's immediately destroyed by Zenitsu)

!!![[Anime/MyHeroAcademia My Hero Academia Season 1 in 5 Minutes]]
* Midoriya crying while watching the video of All Might saving people after being told he was Quirkless? Depressing and a TearJerker. Here however?
-->'''Midoriya:''' ''(narrating)'' So, like any other socially rejected child... ''(Cut to the video, but with a crying Midoriya up in the corner like a reaction video)'' [[TakeThat I made reaction videos on Youtube]].
-->'''Young Midoriya:''' ''(crying)'' And now.. He's saving people from the fire...! He's so awesome and so cool... Better than I'll ever be! [[MoodWhiplash Also if you liked this video, please like, subscribe, and ring the-]]
* Bakugou ends up getting... Rather escalated in abridged style Flanderization.
-->'''Bakugou:''' ''(while holding up a 'All Might x male reader' fanfic)'' [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] kill yourself!
-->'''Student 1:''': Dude, whoa, way too far!
-->'''Student 2:''' Yeah Bakugou, I just told you about my uncle like, this morning! What the fuck man?
* How All Might is introduced:
-->'''All Might:''' Hi there! I'm the manga author's shameless love for American super hero comics! (''transforms'') And I'm slowly dying and struggling to maintain relevance.
-->'''Midoriya:''' [[TakeThat You really do represent American super hero comics]].
-->'''All Might:''' (''with blood leaking from his mouth'') Bruh.
* All Might has a different response to Midoriya's question:
-->'''Midoriya:''' All Might, is there any way I can become a superhero, even though I don't have a Quirk?
-->'''All Might:''' [[BluntYes Yes]].
-->'''Midoriya:''' Wait, really?
-->'''All Might:''' Yeah duh, haven't you ever heard of Batman or Iron Man?
-->'''Midoriya:''' But I'm poor!
-->'''All Might:''' (''suddenly buff again'') Then eat my hair! (''Midoriya immediately eats it'') ... I didn't say why.
-->'''Midoriya:''' I'm a ''big'' fan.
* Midoriya's first meeting with Uraraka.
-->'''Uraraka:''' Hey there.
-->'''Midoriya:''' Female! ''([[YourHeadAsplode His head blows up]])''
-->'''Uraraka:''' ''(thinking, with blood on her face)'' Shit, he's a [[TakeThat YouTuber]].
* The scene introducing every other member of Class 1-A, with each of them managing to sum up their character, power, and/or reason for being in a single sentence.
-->'''Tenya Iida:''' [[SuperSpeed Vroom, vroom!]] Follow the rules!
-->'''Ochaco Uraraka:''' I'm a love interest [[OutOfFocus who's never gonna get enough screentime!]]
-->'''Tsuyu Asui:''' [[{{Fetish}} I'm somebody's fetish.]]
-->'''Mina Ashido:''' [[MsFanservice I'm a lot of peoples' fetish.]]
-->'''Yuga Aoyama:''' ''(Moans in pain as his Navel Laser [[RecoilBoost sends him flying backwards]])''
-->'''Hanta Sero:''' I'm a poor man's [[Franchise/SpiderMan Spider-Man.]]
-->'''Shoto Todoroki:''' [[DarkAndTroubledPast I've got a tragic backstory.]]
-->'''Mashirao Ojiro:''' I've got a...tail?
-->'''Denki Kaminari:''' [[TheDitz I'm an idiot!]]
-->'''Kyoka Jiro:''' [[ShipTease I get shipped with that idiot.]]
-->'''Momo Yaoyorozu:''' [[AbsoluteCleavage I've got a questionable outfit.]]
-->'''Toru Hagakure:''' [[InvisibleStreaker I'm literally naked!]]
-->'''Fumikage Tokoyami:''' ''StockSoundEffect of a [[AnimalMotifs chicken squawking]]''
-->'''Koji Koda:''' I can talk to animals and scare small children.
-->'''Mezo Shoji:''' I can make extra limbs and scare small children.
-->'''Rikido Sato:''' [[PowerUpFood I'm a diabetic Hulk!]]
-->'''Eijiro Kirishima:''' [[HotBlooded I'm so fucking hard right now!]]
-->'''Katsuki Bakugo:''' I still think you should '''kill yourself!'''
-->'''Minoru Mineta:''' ''(Background music is cut off by a fart sound effect as he shows up on-screen)''
-->'''Midoriya:''' [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Ooh, I don't like him.]]
* How do the League of Villains get involved? Shigaraki sees an ad in the paper asking for [[StarterVillain starter villains]] for amateur heroes.
-->'''Shigaraki:''' (''to Kurogiri'') [[Creator/ChuckHuber Chuck]], start the Corolla.
** During that scene, a FreezeFrameBonus of the side column shows some... [[BlackComedy heavy]] TemptingFate.
-->"I love having two working legs! -Tensei Iida"
* The video makes an effort to rather quickly explain Bakugou's FreudianExcuse for his philosophy... The dialogue after though?
-->'''Midoriya:''' Holy... Uh, wow, I... Do you want to... talk about it-
-->'''Bakugou:''' '''STOP BEING A CUCK!''' ''(proceeds to immediately nuke Midoriya, causing him to [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screech in girlish fear]])''
* When everyone's deciding on the Class Reps:
-->'''Jiro:''' I don't have much faith in electorialism.
-->'''Bakugou:''' Vote for me and I'll put Deku in a cage!
-->'''Mineta:''' My Twitter bio says radical- (''gets his head blown up by Asui's tongue'')
-->'''Tokoyami:''' ''[[AnimalMotifs chicken squawking]] as he holds a sign reading "Birdie or Bust"''
-->'''Midoriya:''' These political jokes make me uncomfortable. Can't we just vote for Iida? He's got glasses.
-->'''Iida:''' (''finger guns'') I ''do'' have glasses.
-->'''Jiro:''' We should have a female rep too.
-->'''Mineta:''' NOOOOOOOO-
-->'''Yaoyorozu:''' I'm smart and rich, which means I'm perfect for the job.
-->'''Kaminari:''' I'm with her!
-->'''Jiro:''' I hate all of you.
* The villains' attack on Class 1-A is rather subdued thanks to Aizawa having hired them. His confidence in things however...
-->'''Aizawa:''' Oh good, you're right on time. So just to be clear, you guys aren't ''too'' intimidating, right?
-->'''Shigaraki:''' Oh no, not yet. Right now we're basically a hyper-violent [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Team Rocket]]. Give us a season or two.
-->'''Aizawa:''' Cool, cool. Alright kids. You threw some baseballs and beat each other up. [[TemptingFate You got this-]]
-->(Cut to him immediately getting his face slammed into the pavement repeatedly by Nomu)
-->'''Aizawa:''' [[OhCrap Nevermind, you guys are fucked]].
* All Might's iconic battle with the Nomu is... [[AntiClimaxBoss rather abridged quite quickly]].
-->'''Shigaraki:''' That monster was scientifically designed to absorb your punches! What will you do now, hero?!
-->'''All Might:''' [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer Punch him harder]]. ''(Proceeds to immediately clock Nomu, sending it flying while screaming girlishly all the way)''
* When Shigaraki says All Might's CatchPhrase is lame before leaving:
-->'''All Might:''' ... It's not lame. Kids, it's not lame, right?
-->'''Midoriya:''' I don't think it's lame!
-->'''All Might:''' Eh, what do you know, [[BrickJoke you eat hair]].

!!![[Manga/{{Beastars}} Beastars (S1) in 8 Minutes]]
* The RunningGag of Legoshi running away and screaming at the top of his lungs whenever someone like Louis or Haru [[ParalyzingFearOfSexuality talks to him about sex]]. No, scratch that, ''the entire video'' compresses ''Beastars'' into a pure CringeComedy harem anime with [[UnluckyEverydude Legoshi]] at the center of it all. Louis even mentions that "[[SenpaiKohai Senpai]] has... [[MemeticMutation noticed you]]."
-->'''Louis''': Do you know what a "power bottom" is?
-->'''Haru''': Hey Legoshi, do you know what a "service top" is? ''(after Legoshi runs away screaming) ... It's wolf season, bitch.
** The one time it doesn't happen is when Juno meets him and tries a pickup line. A ''very bad'' pickup line.
--->'''Juno:''' You can call me "trash can"!
--->'''Legoshi:''' Wh-why?
--->'''Juno:''' '''Cause I want your litter in me.''
--->'''Legoshi:''' ...[[ObliviousToLove I actually don't get that one]].
* Similar to the Kurapika joke from Demon Slayer Season 1 in 6 Minutes, [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Giorno]] shows up out of nowhere after Louis announces that he's going to "become the next Beastar" and we get this gem:
-->'''Giorno:''' ''Scusi?''
-->'''Louis:''' '''Bea'''star, not '''gang'''star.
-->'''Giorno:''' Oh, ''mi dispiaci''. ''(leaves)''
-->'''Louis:''' "Gang-star" sounds stupid.
** Even better, Giorno's little cameo is voiced by Creator/SeanChiplock, the official voice of Guido Mista in the ''Golden Wind'' dub.
* After a rather insightful spiel from Legoshi, a conversation starter from Bill ends up speeding up the plot of the Drama Club Arc. Like, instantly.
-->'''Bill:''' Yeah, uh, I stopped paying attention. Who wants some rabbits' blood?
-->''(Legoshi immediately starts pummeling Bill, who in turn starts screaming like crazy)''
* A talk between Legoshi and Jack ends up taking a... rather [[BlackComedy dark turn]] [[CallForward manga readers will be painfully aware of]]... And a playful reference to {{WesternAnimation/Shrek}} as well.
-->'''Legoshi:''' Wow Jack... I wish I could be as positive as you are.
-->'''Jack:''' [[StepfordSmiler Oh trust me, I'm not always positive]]. I've got layers... Yknow... ''(A noise building up briefly suddenly cuts off)'' '''Like onions.'''
* This exchange between Legoshi and Gouin during his rehabilitation:
-->'''Gouin:''' ''(hands Legoshi an erotic magazine)'' All right, kid, just take this, rub two out, and call me in the morning.
-->'''Legoshi:''' Ah!
-->'''Gouin:''' Oh sorry. ''(puts away the first one and hands him a [[https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Genus_Male Genus Male]] magazine instead)'' [[MistakenForGay Is this more to your taste?]]
-->'''Legoshi:''' Please stop handing me porn.
-->'''Gouin:''' [[SuddenlyShouting THIS IS MEDICINE!!]]
* Haru delivering some absolutely ''scathing'' retorts to Mizuchi's attempts to call her out on her tendency to sleep around.
-->'''Mizuchi:''' 'Ey! Stop fucking our boyfriends!
-->'''Haru:''' Stop dating losers.
-->'''Mizuchi:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Haru:''' I know you hear me with those big-ass ears. Stop making ''your'' shitty boyfriends ''my'' problem!
-->'''Mizuchi:''' Don't you have any shame?
-->'''Haru:''' Don't you have any standards?
-->'''Mizuchi:''' Says the rabbit with a pussy like a public zoo!
-->'''Haru:''' Says the bitch who's gonna use that black fur to hide the black eye her shitty boyfriend gives her!!
* And after the girls run off screaming (because Legoshi showed up behind Haru):
-->'''Haru:''' ''Actually, yeah, that probably crossed the line a little (sees Legoshi behind her) HOLY! (Beat)'' Huh, you're like a [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Stand]].
-->'''Legoshi:''' Oh, uh, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungry_Like_the_Wolf Hungry Like the Wolf]]?
-->'''Haru:''' Huh?
-->'''Legoshi:''' My Stand name. Or is that too on-the-nose?
-->'''Haru:''' ''(Beat)'' Are you a virgin?
-->'''Legoshi:''' (''panics and runs away screaming'')
-->'''Haru:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well that's a yes]].
* After hearing that Juno had hit on Legoshi, Louis barges in to set her straight.
-->'''Louis''': (''Sliding into the room'') Listen here, homeroom-wrecker, you better back off Legoshi.
-->'''Juno''': (''Scoffs'') You're not even his girlfriend!
-->'''Louis''': You're right - I'm ''fucking'' his girlfriend.
-->'''Juno''': Yeah? (''Tackles Louis'') Then how about I fuck his boyfriend?
-->'''Louis''': (''Inexplicably standing by the door'') I need to go.
-->'''Juno''': ''Pussy''!
* After a Legoshi tenderly admits his feelings towards Haru, she says something that ''could'' be sweet... [[MomentKiller but then ruins it.]]
--> '''Haru:''' Will you be my wolf in sheep's...[[LovableSexManiac skin condom?]]
--> '''Legoshi:''' (screams)
--> '''Haru:''' Can you ''not?''
--> '''Legoshi:''' (suddenly calm) Yes.[[labelnote:*]]It's implied that he misheard "not" as "knot", considering all the sex jokes in the video.[[/labelnote]]
* There's another running gag in the form of one character making a reference to a classic novel, the other being confused about it, the first one having to explain it to them, with the other responding with something along the lines of "If you’re going to use a reference as a metaphor, you need to make it more obvious, otherwise you just spend all your time explaining it."
** This happens on three separate occasions, once between Legoshi and Louis during the festival after the former finds out Haru has been sleeping with the latter, the second time between Haru and the lion boss after her kidnapping, and lastly between Louis and the lion boss during TheStinger, while he's holding him at gunpoint. The novels being referenced are ''Franchise/AliceInWonderland''[[labelnote:Reference]]"You Creator/LewisCarroll'd my girlfriend!? Alice in Wonderland, ''Down the rabbit hole''!"[[/labelnote]] and ''Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe''[[labelnote:Reference]]"Call me Jadis, motherfucker." Jadi being the one who killed Aslan[[/labelnote]] respectively.
** A very subtle one but Haru gets an obscure reference in, it's just in the intro narration when nobody can call her out and before the gag has started.

!!![[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (Part 1) In 6 Minutes]]
* When Joseph notes stands are replacing Hamon, Jotaro asks what it is. Cue flashback to Ceasar's death and current Joseph's response.
-->'''Joseph, choking back ManlyTears at the memory''': ''Don't worry about it!''
* When Joseph is oddly insistent on leaving Japan quickly:
--> '''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Tomoko]]:''' Joseph? Joseph, is that you?
-->'''Joseph:''' MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! ''(cue plane taking off)''
* After a disastrous plane ride, the group ([[SmashCut instantly]]) ends up in a restaurant in Hong Kong, where we're introduced to Polnareff:
--> '''Polnareff:''' [[GratuitousFrench Bonjour!]] I am ze [[ButtMonkey comic relief!]] My name is Polnareff, and I-
--> '''Joseph:''' Whoa, uh, we're dropping the [[OohMeAccentsSlipping terrible accents.]]
--> '''Polnareff:''' ''Quoi?!'' But why?!
--> '''Kakyoin:''' Because [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood the other]] [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency two parts]] took place in Europe, but now we're going through ''Asia,'' so...
--> '''Polnareff:''' ''(Dropping the accent)'' Ah, no, I get it.
* Immediately after, we're treated to Avdol and Polnareff's fight... [[CurbStompBattle if you even want to call it that.]]
--> '''Polnareff:''' Now, which one of you wants to job me? (''As he's talking, Silver Chariot materializes behind him and [[FunnyBackgroundEvent cuts off the top of his hair]]'')
--> '''Avdol:''' I'll do it.
--> (''Magician's Red halfheartedly lobs a fireball at Polnareff, who effortlessly leans out of the way'')
--> '''Polnareff:''' Ha! Le [[PrecisionFStrike fuck you!]] (''Screams as he is [[ManOnFire suddenly immolated]]'')
* Following that, Polnareff (now free of the octopus) asks if any of them have two right hands.
--> '''Jotaro:''' We gave him brain damage.
* The Crusaders go to India and Polnareff has to deal with the pig in the toilet... only instead it's WesternAnimation/PorkyPig.
-->'''Porky:''' Gimme your bi-bi-bi- uh, gimme your bi-bi-bi- uh... I wanna eat your shit!
-->'''Polnareff:''' I can hold it.
** He's still holding it when they get to Enya, and it's starting to get to him.
-->'''Polnareff:''' It's literally been a week, I think I'm going to die.
** Thankfully, he finally gets to go on the submarine... [[TooDumbToLive and then opens a window on the submarine]].
* Cameo offers to grant one wish for Polnareff...who wishes for WesternAnimation/LilBush to be brought back.
* While on the submarine, Joseph gets a call from his wife.
-->'''Joseph:''' What up, Baby Mama? ... A voicemail? ... A paternity test? ... Ok, well I've never ''met'' this chick before in my life, I've never even ''been'' to Japan, ''Ok, this is ridiculous, I won't stand for this, I'm hanging up now! (slams the phone down)'' ... Not ''my'' fault Hamon destroys condoms.
** Jotaro's seen glaring at him at the 'never been to Japan' part.
* DIO suggests that he and Hol Horse have gay sex. He refuses, but shortly after DIO brings up his Chevy...
--> '''Hol Horse:''' ... So, how gay we talkin'?
--> ''(smashcut to Kaiserneko talking about sakura trees)''

!!!(Part 2) in 9 Minutes
* Iggy can talk. Only Jotaro actually questions this fact.
--> '''Jotaro:''' [[RunningGag Hold up...]]
* Oingo and Boingo's names are blatantly censored.
--> '''Joseph:''' Copyright is a strap-on toting bitch, Polnareff.
* Upon first meeting D'Arby.
--> '''Polnareff:''' Oh, so ''he'' gets to have the terrible French accent.
--> '''Joseph:''' That's Cajun.
--> '''Polnareff:''' I said what I said.
* And how Jotaro defeats him.
--> '''D'Arby:''' Two pairs.
--> '''Jotaro:''' [[Anime/YuGiOh Exodia, The Forbidden One]]!
--> '''D'Arby:''' Impossible- ''(is disintegrated)''
--> '''Jotaro:''' Ah shit, I should've asked him about DIO's mansion.
* The battles against Hol Horse and Pet Shop are resolved simultaneously... in a manner both ridiculous and also fitting the norm of [=JoJo=] canon: Hol Horse pops up ([[AdaptedOut without Boingo]]) and shoots the Crusaders, only for Star Platinum to flick it away... into Pet Shop flying overhead with Iggy, who lands crushing Hol Horse under The Fool.
-->'''Jotaro:''' Heh, 'up-dog'. ''(Pet Shop lands before them in a splash of blood)''
** Even funnier, Hol Horse just shows up yelling "HOWDY!" and immediately opens fire, which is... [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Surprisingly practical for him.]] It still doesn't work.
* After finding DIO's mansion, Joseph does his BigOMG.
--> '''Joseph:''' (''looks to the audience'') There, I did it, everyone happy? Good.
* Iggy survives the plot by ''walking away'' when they find DIO's mansion, realizing that he's got death flags on him for ''days''.
--> '''Kakyoin:''' More like man's best fairweather friend.
--> '''Avdol:''' Kinda feels like I should [[BlackDudeDiesFirst take a hint...]]
* Vanilla Ice's defeat, courtesy of... the ''Kool-Aid Man''!
--> '''Kool-Aid Man:''' (''bursts through the wall, letting in the sunlight'') OH YEAH!
--> '''Vanilla Ice:''' Ahh- (''is disintegrated''))
** He won't let Polnareff have his kool-aid though. "It's Blood."
* Terence T. D'arby battles Jotaro in the [[VideoGame/JojosBizarreAdventureHeritageForTheFuture Capcom fighting game]], made funnier in that he's voiced by [[LetsPlay/TheOnlineWarrior Maximillian Dood]]. Meanwhile, Joseph is backseat gaming ''hardcore''.
--> '''Joseph:''' You need to hit confirm, Jotaro! And he keeps throwing you! In the Jojo bloodline, ''we tech those!'' I didn't know my daughter raised a ''fucking fraud!''
* DIO stopping time to move Polnareff back down the stairs is represented by the endless stairs from VideoGame/SuperMario64.
* Everyone knows DIO can stop time because ItWasHisSled is in full force.
--> '''Polnareff:''' Damn it! Stop stopping time, you OP dick!
--> '''DIO:''' Wait. You know about The World?
--> '''Polnareff:''' The World's been a meme for years, bro.
--> ''(Later on...)''
--> '''Joseph:''' DIO! I know you stopped time to kill Kakyoin!
--> '''DIO:''' Fine, whatever, you know I can stop time. But at least I, DIO, am the only Jojo villain with time powers!
--> '''Joseph:''' [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Oh,]] [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind uh...]]
--> '''DIO:''' Okay, but I, DIO, have the most ''powerful'' time powers!
--> '''Joseph:''' [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStoneOcean Eeeeuuuugggggghhh...]]
--> '''DIO:''' Well at least my DIO time powers ''are the easiest to explain''.
--> '''Joseph:''' Okay, ''that one's true.''
* After DIO feeds on Joseph:
--> '''DIO:''' Now that I, DIO, have Joseph's blood, Jonathan Joestar's body is now fully mine to control. What say you, Jotaro?
--> '''Jotaro:''' Every person you'll ever fuck will be with my [great-]great-grandfather's dick.
--> '''DIO:''' ''(DeathGlare)'' ... road roller. (''The World's away'')
--> '''Jotaro:''' Is it weird that I kinda prefer the tanker from the OVA- (''is crushed by the steam-roller'')
* The one to defeat DIO... is ''[[SparedByTheAdaptation Iggy]]'' ... by ''farting on him''!
--> '''DIO:''' ... What? (''blows up'')
--> '''Iggy:''' That, was for [[CallBack Danny]]. ''(walks away)''
* After Joseph is revived, Jotaro needs to make sure DIO isn't possessing him.
--> '''Joseph:''' You've got [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable a six-year-old uncle]]!
--> '''Jotaro:''' ... Buy me a [=PS5=] or I'll tell Grandma.
--> '''Joseph:''' You little fu- (''cut to the title'')
* When Polnareff reveals he plans to spend some time in Italy, Jotaro notes the tickets cost an arm and a leg.
* And at the very end... the plane blows up.

[[/folder]]

[[folder:TFS News]]
* In the October 27th, 2015 edition, the OverlyLongGag about how their FFVII parody had nothing to do with ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'''s ScheduleSlip.
** And Takahata devolving into {{Angrish}} soon after.
--->'''[=Takahata101=]''': Yeah...could be worse. It could be cancelled. You know, like that ''other'' [[WebVideo/AttackOnTitanAbridged project I worked on]]!
--->'''[=KaiserNeko=]''': Can we not?
--->'''[=Takahata101=]''': Had an ''entire script'' for episode two written!
--->'''[=KaiserNeko=]''': (Concerned) Taka...
--->'''[=Takahata101=]''': ''It was like killing my '''actual baby, Kaiser!''' (barking before [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties Technical Difficulties]] appears)''
** Then Takahata's TakeThatMe torwards the new schedule, referencing the ScheduleSlip of ''The History of Trunks Abridged''.
--->'''[=Takahata101=]''': Because Lord knows we've never screwed up a schedule before right, Kaiser? Huh? Right- We've- We've had no HISTORY with that, huh? Zero '''HISTORY'''? Especially involving Trunks- History of Trunks, History of Trunks, '''HIST'''-
--->'''[=KaiserNeko=]''': '''BYE, FOLKS.'''\\

* In the NEWS FLASH: Copyright Claims! Fun Times! Edition, Kaiser calmly starts introducing himself, before asking how everything is doing at Creator/TeamFourStar HQ. Lani only had this to say:
-->'''Lanipator''': (While said building is engulfed in flames) EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE! [[BigOMG OH MY GOD!]] AHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD, TAKA GET UP! TAKA NO! [[BigNo NO!]] [[SkywardScream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-]]
-->'''[=KaiserNeko=]''': [[MoodWhiplash Wow! You're right!]] Looks like a bunch of our episodes were hit with copyright strikes!
** Also, top comment of the video:
-->'''Anyway Channel.''': Maybe you guys should put a disclaimer at the start of every episode.
** Cue the other comments on the video joking that Lani went Super Saiyan in that moment.
* Similarly, [[https://youtu.be/4VijijawUYk it happened again in April 2017]], but it's Lani's opening that sells it.
-->'''Lanipator''': Ah, it's that time of year again. Birds are singing, bees are buzzing, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and every episode of DBZA has been ripped down off Youtube]]. [[DissonantSerenity That's right, it's springtime]]... [[LateToTheRealization crap]].
** Which is depicted as the springtime background [[IncendiaryExponent suddenly catching fire]].
** His talk of their appealing the claims is depicted as a letter reading "[[FoodAsBribe Please accept these muffins as a token of goodwill]]."
* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OaQUUCM7M the October 8, 2018, Update,]] Lanipator reports on a TFS appearance at Youmacon 2018 in Detroit, and ends up puzzling over the correct demonym for residents of the state of Michigan for the rest of the video.[[note]]The main demonym is Michigander, though Michiganian is also accepted.[[/note]]
-->'''Lanipator:''' Is it Michiganders? Michiganians? ...Michi... Michigonians?... Leave a comment, just let me know what it is. It's actually bothering me. Peace out.
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlzF5ettugs September 16, 2019 edition]] is presented in the form of a Nintendo Direct, and Lani snapping his fingers to cue each clip becomes something of a RunningGag. It plays out normally at first, but at one point he has trouble getting the snap to sound, then the snap causes what sounds like bones breaking, and finally the snap sound is replaced with the Howie Long scream.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dr. Stoned]]
* The scene starts off like a Toonami ad for Manga/DrStone, though it comes off like a trailer for a TFS abridged special which makes Senku an EruditeStoner. When Yuzuhira comes upon a petrified person, Senku utters "[[CatchPhrase Don't worry, I'll get their rocks off.]]" It's revealed that the whole trailer was played before a group of executives, and they're just glad that the show hasn't aired yet. One of them asks why they can't just dub the original Dr. Stone. If they wanted to watch it, they'd already find a fan translation. With that, the ExecutiveMeddling begins.
* The trailer begins again, only now it's taken a drastic art and tone shift, basically becoming Dr. Stone InNameOnly with WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty taking their place, with Senku being Brick Stone and Taiju being Quarty. The entire Smith family is barely even changed, but now stone and of course, Brick has to say the catchphrase. While the execs find the "everyone's petrified" thing a hard sell, they're on board with Brick and Quarty. That's when [[Manga/OnePiece pirate anime]] gets brought up.
* Third trailer, this time the premise is practically One Piece with 80% of the world covered in ocean, even looking for the "Pieces of One." They find an island of rock people and once again, they work in the catchphrase. The execs feel like they're getting closer to their show, but still thinks it could use more tweaks, like it could stay with the pirate angle, but more modern, but soon as one exec says the only thing kids would be are digital pirates, they have a EurekaMoment.
* FOURTH trailer! Now the internet has conquered 80% of the world, turning the show into some weird combination of One Piece and LightNovel/SwordArtOnline where Brick and Quarty are TrappedInAnotherWorld, this one being the internet. The preview ends with the President being "bricked." Cue catchphrase. The execs are definitely agreeing, buuuut...
* [[UpTo11 100 Tweaks later!]] Despite it panning down on Japan, it's set in Neo Beverly Hills, now basically having turned into Anime/CaroleAndTuesday while keeping several other other "tweaks" they kept in, and while still keeping in Brick and his catchphrase! It's only NOW that the execs finally realize what the show needed this whole time: weed! The episode ends with them hi-fiving and going [[YeahShot yeah!]]

--> '''DIO:'''
--> '''Jotaro:'''
--> '''DIO:''' ''(DeathGlare)'' ...
--> '''Jotaro:'''

--> '''DIO:''' ... wha- (''blows up'')
--> '''Iggy:''' That's for [[CallBack Danny]]. ''(walks away)''

--> '''Joseph:''' You have a six-year-old uncle!
--> '''Jotaro:''' ... Buy me a PS5 or I'm telling Grandma.
--> '''Joseph:''' Oh you motherfu- (''cut to the title'')
%%* arm and leg

--> '''Jotaro:''' Ah shit, I should've asked him about Dio's mansion.
* The battles against Hol Horse and Pet Shop are resolved simultaneously... in a manner both ridiculous and also fitting the norm of [=JoJo=] canon: Hol Horse pops up and shoots the Crusaders, only for Star Platinum to flick it away... into Pet Shop flying overhead with Iggy, who lands crushing Hol Horse under The Fool.

--> '''Iggy:''' That's for Danny. ''(walks away)''

* Terence T. D'arby battles Jotaro in the [[VideoGame/JojosBizarreAdventureHeritageForTheFuture Capcom fighting game]], made funnier in that he's voiced by [[LetsPlay/TheOnlineWarrior Maximillian Dood]].

* Oingo and Boingo's are blatantly censored.

* Dio suggests that he and Hol Horse have gay sex. He refuses, but...

* Upon first meeting Darby.

--> '''Darby:''' Two pairs.

--> '''Darby:''' Impossible- ''(is disintegrated)''

* The one to defeat Dio... is ''[[SparedByTheAdaptation Iggy]]'' ... by ''farting on him''!

--> '''Jotaro:'' We gave him brain damage.

-->'''Porky:''' Gi-gi, uh, gi-gi, uh... I wanna eat your shit!

--->'''Tanjiro:''' I need a break...
--->''(Cue Inosuke and Zenitsu screaming)''
--->'''Tanjiro:''' God. Damnit.
--->'''Zenitsu:''' I'm Zenitsu. I'm a [[CowardlyLion total pants pissing coward]], a [[LovableSexManiac shameless lech]], I can't stop SCREAMING, and I'm only useful when I'm unconscious!
--->'''Tanjiro:''' Wow, the audience must hate you!
--->'''Zenitsu:''' Actually, they say I'm relatable.
--->'''Tanjiro:''' [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels That's fucked up...]]
--->'''Inosuke:''' I'M INOSUKE! I LOVE TO KILL DEMONS AND I HAVEN'T WASHED THIS BOAR HEAD IN THREE MONTHS!
--->'''Tanjiro:''' I could smell.
--->'''Inosuke:''' (deep, manly voice) But I'm also ''very'' [[{{Bishonen}} pretty]].
--->'''Tanjiro:''' [[FauxHorrific That is actually way more disturbing]] than the boar head, please put that back on.
--->'''Inosuke:''' (gremlin voice) WITH PLEASURE!

--->'''Elder Brother:''' Holy shit, look at this kid. He's got Doritos all over his robes. Yo kid, you Nacho Cheese or are you Cool Ranch? (Zenitsu just screams louder) [[LovesTheSoundOfScreaming Oh man, he won't stop screaming]].
--->'''Sean:''' (The baby-headed spider) You think it has something to do with me or...?
--->'''Elder Brother:''' Yeah of course it has something to do with you, Sean. Look at you and your fucking WesternAnimation/ToyStory reject looking ass.
--->'''Sean:''' Man shut the fuck up. You look like something Creator/TimBurton shit out on a bad day.
--->'''Elder Brother:''' Talk to me like that again, I will come down there and stab you with my spider dick, okay? This thing's like a hypodermic needle full of spite and spider jizz. I will fuck you up, okay? I will fuck you up. (It's suddenly quiet) Wait did he stop screaming? (Trance Zenitsu is unleashed) [[OhCrap Holy]] [[KilledMidSentence Sh-]]! (He's immediately destroyed by Zenitsu)

-->'''Bakugou:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] kill yourself!
-->'''Student:''': Dude, whoa, way too far!
-->'''Student:''' Yeah Bakugou, I just told you about my uncle like, this morning! What the fuck man?

-->'''Haru''': Hey Legoshi, do you know what a "service top" is?

-->'''Polnareff:''' Guys, I've been holding this in for a week, I think I'm actually going to die.

-->'''Joseph:'''

-->'''Polnareff:''' Oh, so ''he'' gets to have the terrible French accent.\\
'''Joseph:''' That's Cajun.\\
'''Polnareff:''' I said what I said.

-->'''Darby:''' Two pairs.\\
'''Jotaro:''' [[Anime/YuGiOh Exodia, The Forbidden One]]!\\
'''Darby:''' Impossible- ''(is disintegrated)''\\
'''Jotaro:''' Ah shit, I should've asked him about Dio's mansion.
* The battles against Hol Horse and Pet Shop are resolved simultaneously... in a manner both ridiculous and also fitting JoJo canon: Hol Horse pops up and shoots the Crusaders, only for Star Platinum to flick it away... into Pet Shop flying overhead with Iggy, who lands crushing Hol Horse under The Fool.

* Dio suggests that he and Holhorse have gay sex.
--> '''Holhorse:''' ... How gay we talkin'?

--> ''((smashcut to Kaiserneko talking about sakura trees)''